GM's thread about nothing (66 Viewers)

[krista4]

Sup peeps?

Sup?

Been a pretty rough week for me, but things are getting better. The Rays suck again so I am avoiding watching them. Vacation in June seems pretty far away.

Glad things are looking up. June will be here quickly. Where's vacation?

 

[mr roboto]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DWc8dUl7Xfo

Jenga being played with Catepillar heavy equipment. Awesome.

 

[Annyong]

Very depressed today. Gonna start drinking.

I love you Homer. Like in a weird way.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Very depressed today. Gonna start drinking.

I love you Homer. Like in a weird way.

There's no other way I would have it, GB.

 

[YSR]

Very depressed today. Gonna start drinking.

Adding a depressant to being depressed is basically the equivalent of two wrongs making a right, yes?

 

[Annyong]

If it makes you feel better I just took a really weird poop after eating a bag if Cheetos and popcorn then running 5 miles

 

[kevzilla]

I took a couple of Vikes and I'm nipping on Tuaca. But I'm not depressed.

 

[Abraham]

Do you think the producers of this dogs hit movie contraband thought, "man this movie is bad...but Kate beckinsale is in it so we will get plenty of run on cable later on."

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Very depressed today. Gonna start drinking.

Adding a depressant to being depressed is basically the equivalent of two wrongs making a right, yes?

N*N=P

Although I was never really good at math. Plus I only have 14 beers here, so it's not like I can get really tanked or anything.

Plus plus, I've never done my taxes sober in my life and I don't plan on starting now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Very depressed today. Gonna start drinking.

Adding a depressant to being depressed is basically the equivalent of two wrongs making a right, yes?

N*N=P

Although I was never really good at math. Plus I only have 14 beers here, so it's not like I can get really tanked or anything.

Plus plus, I've never done my taxes sober in my life and I don't plan on starting now.

Audit rates way way down

 

[-fish-]

'Ninja asked me about the law for backyard poultry. Strangely enough, I knew the answer.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

'Ninja asked me about the law for backyard poultry. Strangely enough, I knew the answer.

Cockfights?

 

[kevzilla]

'Ninja asked me about the law for backyard poultry. Strangely enough, I knew the answer.

You can smother up to 18 at a time in Texas.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

'Ninja asked me about the law for backyard poultry. Strangely enough, I knew the answer.

You can smother up to 18 at a time in Texas.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Very depressed today. Gonna start drinking.

Adding a depressant to being depressed is basically the equivalent of two wrongs making a right, yes?

N*N=P

Although I was never really good at math. Plus I only have 14 beers here, so it's not like I can get really tanked or anything.

Plus plus, I've never done my taxes sober in my life and I don't plan on starting now.

Audit rates way way down

I swear I will not be truthful on this year's returns.

 

[belljr]

This prank is awesome:

http://beta.thescore.com/news/479324

that's sone good #### right there

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just finished filing taxes.

It is also our anniversary. Wife has to make a bunch of cookies and get to bed early since she as to be at work at 6:30AM. .

.07 chance of adult fun tonight.

Just opened my first beer.

Do I know how to party or what?

 

[mr roboto]

'Ninja asked me about the law for backyard poultry. Strangely enough, I knew the answer.

What did that cost him, $450?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and I found this hilarious

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

'Ninja asked me about the law for backyard poultry. Strangely enough, I knew the answer.

What did that cost him, $450?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

'Ninja asked me about the law for backyard poultry. Strangely enough, I knew the answer.

What did that cost him, $450?

But it was a flat $450.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Cross-post from the Wagering Thread: Got a call from Chris Pirelli today. Actually true.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cross-post from the Wagering Thread: Got a call from Chris Pirelli today. Actually true.

Love his tires.

 

[kevzilla]

Cross-post from the Wagering Thread: Got a call from Chris Pirelli today. Actually true.

You going for the Investor Package?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Cross-post from the Wagering Thread: Got a call from Chris Pirelli today. Actually true.

You going for the Investor Package?

He tried to sell me on $250 a week, and I said I just wanted the free pick first. He said it was "risker" and that he'd get back to me. I was pretty polite, actually.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh and I found this hilarious

mmmmmmm...open faced club sandwedge....droool

 

[Gadzooks]

I don't know where this all started, but if you're poolside at the Hard Rock, you're better at catching and disseminating STDs than anything else.

From what I've heard/read, 80% of active pools with catch and disseminate those at some point.

Schlong-warts are one thing. The Hard Rock pool is one missed dose of chlorine from creating the Andromeda Strain.

I'm sure Zooks is on top of it.

Confirmed

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

My boss forgot to pay the sales guys I hired who have been working for us for two weeks. my two days of drying out are coming to an end in five...four...three...

Your workplace sounds like Kruger from Seinfeld.

 

[T Bell]

Just finished filing taxes.

It is also our anniversary. Wife has to make a bunch of cookies and get to bed early since she as to be at work at 6:30AM. .

.07 chance of adult fun tonight.

Just opened my first beer.

Do I know how to party or what?

Who TF gets married on tax day? Did you get married before April 15 actually was tax day?

 

[T Bell]

'Ninja asked me about the law for backyard poultry. Strangely enough, I knew the answer.

What did that cost him, $450?

$3.50/lb

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just finished filing taxes.

It is also our anniversary. Wife has to make a bunch of cookies and get to bed early since she as to be at work at 6:30AM. .

.07 chance of adult fun tonight.

Just opened my first beer.

Do I know how to party or what?

Who TF gets married on tax day? Did you get married before April 15 actually was tax day?

Our first date was on Apr 15. 4 years later I knocked her up. We decided to get married right after we were sure she was pregnant. That was probably about Apr 12. Figured we might as well get married on our "anniversary".

Still going strong 22 years later.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Now you guys can feel as old as I do/am.

What happens when you give today's kids a Walkman.

True, but staged, built up somewhat. The headphone part was especially lame. Every computer class in school has those headphones

Yeah, I got a big "actory" feel on that one.

Was this one posted? Kids - Beatles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M9US-cXJMo

My 9 yr old daughter is doing a diarama on a Beatles book she read. She wanted to watch "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" video because she heard it was "freaky." It is - the blue meanies really freaked her out. A lot of "what is that???" "Why are they doing that??? "Ewww!!"

She is now back to the cute Beatles circa 1964.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Flysack dropping mega spoils in non book Thrones thread. There goes the neighborhood.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Flysack is kind of a ####, right?

 

[GroveDiesel]

"Man, April 15th really is a reminder of the worst event ever."

"You really hate taxes, huh?"

"What taxes?"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Flysack is kind of a ####, right?

Some would say so...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Man, April 15th really is a reminder of the worst event ever."

"You really hate taxes, huh?"

"What taxes?"

Keep in mind that at the time I always got money back.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Flysack dropping mega spoils in non book Thrones thread. There goes the neighborhood.

I'm just going to put this out there...and not defending flysack in any way but...

If someone is really concerned with spoilers they should just avoid any threads, anywhere, discussing the show.

 

[krista4]

announce:

Mr. krista obsessing over hosting a "snout to tail" pig event for, among others, Drifter, 'ninja and wives. Menu developing.

ETA: I think Drifterwife isn't a meat-eater so alternate menu also being developed.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Flysack dropping mega spoils in non book Thrones thread. There goes the neighborhood.

I'm just going to put this out there...and not defending flysack in any way but...

If someone is really concerned with spoilers they should just avoid any threads, anywhere, discussing the show.

True but these "oops, spoilers" types are pretty douchey.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

announce:

Mr. krista obsessing over hosting a "snout to tail" pig event for, among others, Drifter, 'ninja and wives. Menu developing.

ETA: I think Drifterwife isn't a meat-eater so alternate menu also being developed.

wtf

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Flysack dropping mega spoils in non book Thrones thread. There goes the neighborhood.

I'm just going to put this out there...and not defending flysack in any way but...

If someone is really concerned with spoilers they should just avoid any threads, anywhere, discussing the show.

True but theses "oops, spoilers" types are pretty douchey.

Well, yeah. But it's the internet. You have to expect douchism at every turn.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

That there's a specific thread set up for non-book-readers makes it different, IMO. Pretty much a #### move. A normal show, I say it's fair game as soon as the episode airs.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I still haven't watched season two or read book two. Won't even open those threads.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

That there's a specific thread set up for non-book-readers makes it different, IMO. Pretty much a #### move. A normal show, I say it's fair game as soon as the episode airs.

Agree 100%.

The thing about the show is that it really isn't about what happens but how it happens. As far as the story-lines go it's a pretty average show. Way too long-winded and melodramatic. In many ways it is worse than "Downton".

But the acting, action, scenery, costumes, dialog etc are fantastic. Not to mention some pretty good medieval tittays.

 

[krista4]

announce:

Mr. krista obsessing over hosting a "snout to tail" pig event for, among others, Drifter, 'ninja and wives. Menu developing.

ETA: I think Drifterwife isn't a meat-eater so alternate menu also being developed.

wtf

Really? Like this, for instance. I've been to several of these, where they use every part of the pig for a large multi-course meal.

 

[Frostillicus]

I still haven't watched season two or read book two. Won't even open those threads.

You should do both of those things. And yes, I should really watch The Wire.

 

[krista4]

I still haven't watched season two or read book two. Won't even open those threads.

You should do both of those things. And yes, I should really watch The Wire.

My mom was about to finish Breaking Bad last week, so I sent her the full series of The Wire to watch next. When she's done, I'm happy to circulate to others (Guster, too?).

 

[Abraham]

That there's a specific thread set up for non-book-readers makes it different, IMO. Pretty much a #### move. A normal show, I say it's fair game as soon as the episode airs.

Agree 100%.

The thing about the show is that it really isn't about what happens but how it happens. As far as the story-lines go it's a pretty average show. Way too long-winded and melodramatic. In many ways it is worse than "Downton".

But the acting, action, scenery, costumes, dialog etc are fantastic. Not to mention some pretty good medieval tittays.

Since you were there the first time around I will trust your judgement.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

announce:

Mr. krista obsessing over hosting a "snout to tail" pig event for, among others, Drifter, 'ninja and wives. Menu developing.

ETA: I think Drifterwife isn't a meat-eater so alternate menu also being developed.

wtf

Really? Like this, for instance. I've been to several of these, where they use every part of the pig for a large multi-course meal.

Really.

And I doubt they use every part of the pig.