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:bs: Everyone in their 30's has gotten laid at least once with DMB's "Crush" playing and Pumpkins' "Mellen Collie" playing on the CD player. (not at the same time of course).
Those of us in our 40's had to make do with "Crash" and "Mellon Collie."
Good Lord. Is that what you really got laid to? I get "Let's Get It On" and you get "Crash"? Christ, population should be plummeting unless people are ####### just to shut the noise out.
No, I was just making fun of his misspellings.

I had Joshua Tree and the Lost Boys soundtrack. You haven't lived until you rocked it to "Cry Little Sister" with a really freaky chick.

Edit: in legwarmers.
For me it was Bell Biv Devoe, Wreckx n Effect, or maybe that K7 song. YMMV.

 
Remember last week when Abe said his favorite song was something by Slayer?
Skid Row
Youth Gone Wild or 18 and Life? This is important.
I Remember You is a top-5er for sure.

Abe's favorite songs:

1. Paradise City - Best Song on the Best Band's Best Album.

2. In My Life - The Beatles

3. Teenage Wristband - Twilight Singers

4. I Remember You - Skid Row

5. TIE.
I completely forgot "I Remember You."

Teenage Wristband sounds vaguely familiar.

 
:bs: Everyone in their 30's has gotten laid at least once with DMB's "Crush" playing and Pumpkins' "Mellen Collie" playing on the CD player. (not at the same time of course).
Yeah but have you ever gotten laid with "The Wheels on the Bus" in the background? Good times!

And I'm speaking about when I used to date a kindergarten teacher. Sick bastards.
What was your favorite stanza of the song to act out during your sexual interlude? I'm going to guess windshield wipers.

 
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:bs: Everyone in their 30's has gotten laid at least once with DMB's "Crush" playing and Pumpkins' "Mellen Collie" playing on the CD player. (not at the same time of course).
Yeah but have you ever gotten laid with "The Wheels on the Bus" in the background? Good times!

And I'm speaking about when I used to date a kindergarten teacher. Sick bastards.
What was your favorite stanza of the song? I'm going to guess windshield wipers.
Driver. "Move on back."

 
:bs: Everyone in their 30's has gotten laid at least once with DMB's "Crush" playing and Pumpkins' "Mellen Collie" playing on the CD player. (not at the same time of course).
Yeah but have you ever gotten laid with "The Wheels on the Bus" in the background? Good times!

And I'm speaking about when I used to date a kindergarten teacher. Sick bastards.
What was your favorite stanza of the song? I'm going to guess windshield wipers.
Driver. "Move on back."
I was going to go with "Hobo on the bus goes swig swig swig, swig swig swig...." but didn't want to bag on Uni.

 
We should all just pretend that last page doesn't exist IMO.

Uruk, we had Grandmaster Flash playing in the car last week and it made me think of you. :)

 
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Gadzooks said:
It was a very nice evening and the end of date I bring her home and as we pull up to the house she says "I probably shouldn't have you come inside" to which I said "is it because my taxes pay your salary so it may seem like prostitution?" She said "uh no, because it's late and its a school night, so you'll have to wait for our next date to clap my erasers". So there was just a little fooling around in the car and then I went home and sharpened my own pencil.
well done

 
Gadzooks said:
Abraham said:
Gadzooks said:
It was a very nice evening and the end of date I bring her home and as we pull up to the house she says "I probably shouldn't have you come inside" to which I said "is it because my taxes pay your salary so it may seem like prostitution?" She said "uh no, because it's late and its a school night, so you'll have to wait for our next date to clap my erasers". So there was just a little fooling around in the car and then I went home and sharpened my own pencil.
She didn't really say that, did she?
She did. And I assuming it was sexual innuendo and I'm not literally going to be clapping the actual erasers from her chalkboard. Fingers crossed.
Did you have the "prostitution" line prepared, or was it off the cuff?

 
1. SP are good, but Corgan is a 1st class D-bag

$. SP 5 year run being as good as any non beatles is laghable

%. "Crush" still gets Mrs. TF all jumpy&quo in the bedroom

! - I'm about to go eat a ton of crawfish, drink a ton of beer and play cards til 4 in the morning

 
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Aaron Rudnicki said:
Sammy3469 said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Sammy3479, what happened to you and TUP in Uber?
I gave up years ago....he's was running it last I knew...I hardly see him on these boards anymore though.
I guess he vanished and smoo'd the league out of his dues last year. weird.
For the record, I'm pretty sure I was the first person to quit Uber.

:trendsetter:

 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Sammy3469 said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Sammy3479, what happened to you and TUP in Uber?
I gave up years ago....he's was running it last I knew...I hardly see him on these boards anymore though.
I guess he vanished and smoo'd the league out of his dues last year. weird.
I seriously want in on Uber. I'll be prompt in paying dues, and will likely never cash in any sport. LET ME KNOW ,s

 
Zooks got sent to detention.

K4 has "a past" that keeps her from some airport screening benefit.

Pumpkin Squash is better than the Beatles.

 
I've been sitting on my patio for the last two hours drinking, listening to the blues and watching pretty girls walk by. Life is pretty effing sweet sometimes.

 

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