GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[Abraham]

I really don't like the AZ Ron thread. It makes me sad.

Me too. If it's fake, it's a fake thread that makes me sad. If it's real, there's going to be a kid with some serious issues in a few years.

Clint's notes for those of us who don't believe it's real and have never ventured into it?

He has an open marriage and has lots of sex with lots of people. So does his wife. Sometimes the people move in to their house and help take care of the kids. Sometimes they do cocaine in the bathroom and then have sex with AR in a hotel where he is staying since his wife is mad. Sometimes they where his wife's jewelry to social events with Ron.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I really don't like the AZ Ron thread. It makes me sad.

Me too. If it's fake, it's a fake thread that makes me sad. If it's real, there's going to be a kid with some serious issues in a few years.

Clint's notes for those of us who don't believe it's real and have never ventured into it?

and congratulations on Amaya GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I really don't like the AZ Ron thread. It makes me sad.

Me too. If it's fake, it's a fake thread that makes me sad. If it's real, there's going to be a kid with some serious issues in a few years.

Clint's notes for those of us who don't believe it's real and have never ventured into it?

He has an open marriage and has lots of sex with lots of people. So does his wife. Sometimes the people move in to their house and help take care of the kids. Sometimes they do cocaine in the bathroom and then have sex with AR in a hotel where he is staying since his wife is mad. Sometimes they where his wife's jewelry to social events with Ron.

Is this wrong? I didn't realize this was wrong. If I had known it was wrong, I never would do these things.

 

[Henry Ford]

I really don't like the AZ Ron thread. It makes me sad.

Me too. If it's fake, it's a fake thread that makes me sad. If it's real, there's going to be a kid with some serious issues in a few years.

Clint's notes for those of us who don't believe it's real and have never ventured into it?

Ron loves having sex with women other than his wife. His wife also loves having sex with women other than herself. They have a daughter, who gets to meet the ladies in the morning at breakfast. One of the ladies has moved in and become the de facto nanny. Ron and his wife are currently having a tough time due to his wife being out of town for a work function, and Ron dressing one of the lovely ladies up in his wife's clothes and jewelry (including anniversary rings and such) and taking her to a work function where people know his wife, where they tripped the light fandango and went home and made sweet, sweet love, while the lady in question posted photos of the evening on her instagram account.

So Ron's wife threw him out and told his kid that her daddy liked being single more than being with mommy and the kid. Ron showed how this wasn't true by never having his daughter over to his hotel and racking up a $4,000 hotel bill with a cokehead girl who's staying with him. Upon being informed that he could come home, Ron immediately began to pack and leave, but decided to stay long enough to bang the cokehead, take a shower, take care of her, and then head home.

I think we still need a few weeks' worth of updates.

 

[-fish-]

I'm buying a boat from my ex-wife's boyfriend. What could go wrong?

The boat could sink and you could die?

Oh but first take it over to the wreckage of the Tacoma Narrows and see if you can find the dog.

RIP Tubby

 

[Frostillicus]

I don't know what we're talking about but congrats GM. Send meat.

Also, the Ron thread is worth a read. Just go to the first post and he has all the updates linked in it, which everyone should do.

 

[General Malaise]

I really don't like the AZ Ron thread. It makes me sad.

Me too. If it's fake, it's a fake thread that makes me sad. If it's real, there's going to be a kid with some serious issues in a few years.

Clint's notes for those of us who don't believe it's real and have never ventured into it?

Ron loves having sex with women other than his wife. His wife also loves having sex with women other than herself. They have a daughter, who gets to meet the ladies in the morning at breakfast. One of the ladies has moved in and become the de facto nanny. Ron and his wife are currently having a tough time due to his wife being out of town for a work function, and Ron dressing one of the lovely ladies up in his wife's clothes and jewelry (including anniversary rings and such) and taking her to a work function where people know his wife, where they tripped the light fandango and went home and made sweet, sweet love, while the lady in question posted photos of the evening on her instagram account.

So Ron's wife threw him out and told his kid that her daddy liked being single more than being with mommy and the kid. Ron showed how this wasn't true by never having his daughter over to his hotel and racking up a $4,000 hotel bill with a cokehead girl who's staying with him. Upon being informed that he could come home, Ron immediately began to pack and leave, but decided to stay long enough to bang the cokehead, take a shower, take care of her, and then head home.

I think we still need a few weeks' worth of updates.

 

[krista4]

I love AZ Ron but haven't read that thread. If it depresses you, why read it?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So he's got that going for him, which is nice.

 

[General Malaise]

I really don't like the AZ Ron thread. It makes me sad.

Me too. If it's fake, it's a fake thread that makes me sad. If it's real, there's going to be a kid with some serious issues in a few years.

Clint's notes for those of us who don't believe it's real and have never ventured into it?

and congratulations on Amaya GB.

Well, it's not like the thing is Google or Apple and if you look at the chart, it was a VERY painful stock to own in March/April. Hell, it hasn't even surpassed it's all-time high yet.

But, thanks amigo. I've been so insanely wrong on uranium related plays that it feels good to have something work out.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

 

[mr roboto]

I love AZ Ron but haven't read that thread. If it depresses you, why read it?

I don't think I will anymore. It was moderately interesting at first but I don't even think it's real and if it is, the daughter's role in the whole thing really bothers me.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Bad CEO is a good fisherman imo

 

[DA RAIDERS]

People are over reacting to the daughters "new" involvement. It's a total scum move to involve her at all, but at many levels she already knew that things weren't right. and with all the BS that BOTH parents have been doing over the Last few YEARS, it has already had an affect on her. It's naive to think otherwise.

You should hear the dirt the 7 year olds spill in my daughters class. The children of divorced parents have the juiciest stuff. Kids aren't dumb.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bad CEO is a good fisherman imo

:lMAO:

 

[Josie Maran]

So how old is this daughter with developing daddy issues?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Some kids are, in fact, dumb.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Some kids are, in fact, dumb.

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[Abraham]

Some kids are, in fact, dumb.

...and easily confused by putting "4 million" next to "more than 1,000."

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Some kids are, in fact, dumb.

LINK

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[Notorious T.R.E.]

Some kids are, in fact, dumb.

...and easily confused by putting "4 million" next to "more than 1,000."

Naw, no one is that dumb.

 

[fantasycurse42]

My company is headquartered in Cali, I work in a satellite office in NYC with about 25 others. This smoking hot Asian chick from accounting is in on our office from Cali for the next month. I was in an elevator on the way down just now with her chatting... I'm not wearing my wedding band so for all she knows I'm single. After 2 minutes of friendly chatter, while walking out of the building she says "it is so nice out, I'd love to go get some drinks and check the city out"



At least I know what I'll be thinking about during sechs with the wife.

 

[fantasycurse42]

My company is headquartered in Cali, I work in a satellite office in NYC with about 25 others. This smoking hot Asian chick from accounting is in on our office from Cali for the next month. I was in an elevator on the way down just now with her chatting... I'm not wearing my wedding band so for all she knows I'm single. After 2 minutes of friendly chatter, while walking out of the building she says "it is so nice out, I'd love to go get some drinks and check the city out"



At least I know what I'll be thinking about during sechs with the wife.

Oh yea, she also asked what neighborhood I live in & said "I heard its real nice there, love to see that area before I leave" :(

 

[El Floppo]

My company is headquartered in Cali, I work in a satellite office in NYC with about 25 others. This smoking hot Asian chick from accounting is in on our office from Cali for the next month. I was in an elevator on the way down just now with her chatting... I'm not wearing my wedding band so for all she knows I'm single. After 2 minutes of friendly chatter, while walking out of the building she says "it is so nice out, I'd love to go get some drinks and check the city out"



At least I know what I'll be thinking about during sechs with the wife.

This is how I know you made that all up.

 

[fantasycurse42]

My company is headquartered in Cali, I work in a satellite office in NYC with about 25 others. This smoking hot Asian chick from accounting is in on our office from Cali for the next month. I was in an elevator on the way down just now with her chatting... I'm not wearing my wedding band so for all she knows I'm single. After 2 minutes of friendly chatter, while walking out of the building she says "it is so nice out, I'd love to go get some drinks and check the city out"



At least I know what I'll be thinking about during sechs with the wife.

This is how I know you made that all up.

FML, so depressing

 

[-fish-]

My company is headquartered in Cali, I work in a satellite office in NYC with about 25 others. This smoking hot Asian chick from accounting is in on our office from Cali for the next month. I was in an elevator on the way down just now with her chatting... I'm not wearing my wedding band so for all she knows I'm single. After 2 minutes of friendly chatter, while walking out of the building she says "it is so nice out, I'd love to go get some drinks and check the city out"



At least I know what I'll be thinking about during sechs with the wife.

please stop doing this.

 

[BobbyLayne]

5 y.o. daughter had her first piano recital yesterday. 'twas neat hearing her plunking out Old MacDonald on a $30K Steinway.

 

[krista4]

My company is headquartered in Cali, I work in a satellite office in NYC with about 25 others. This smoking hot Asian chick from accounting is in on our office from Cali for the next month. I was in an elevator on the way down just now with her chatting... I'm not wearing my wedding band so for all she knows I'm single. After 2 minutes of friendly chatter, while walking out of the building she says "it is so nice out, I'd love to go get some drinks and check the city out"



At least I know what I'll be thinking about during sechs with the wife.

please stop doing this.

I told myself he was talking about Colombia.

 

[fantasycurse42]

My company is headquartered in Cali, I work in a satellite office in NYC with about 25 others. This smoking hot Asian chick from accounting is in on our office from Cali for the next month. I was in an elevator on the way down just now with her chatting... I'm not wearing my wedding band so for all she knows I'm single. After 2 minutes of friendly chatter, while walking out of the building she says "it is so nice out, I'd love to go get some drinks and check the city out"



At least I know what I'll be thinking about during sechs with the wife.

please stop doing this.

I told myself he was talking about Colombia.

Not the therapy I'm seeking right now :(

 

[El Floppo]

My company is headquartered in Cali, I work in a satellite office in NYC with about 25 others. This smoking hot Asian chick from accounting is in on our office from Cali for the next month. I was in an elevator on the way down just now with her chatting... I'm not wearing my wedding band so for all she knows I'm single. After 2 minutes of friendly chatter, while walking out of the building she says "it is so nice out, I'd love to go get some drinks and check the city out"



At least I know what I'll be thinking about during sechs with the wife.

please stop doing this.

I told myself he was talking about Colombia.

Si. Me too.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

French beer?

Did you also order some German Brie?

This Kronenbourg 1664 stuff was everywhere in London so figured I'd try it in Paris. It was nice. Had a pint of Leffe later on with dinner. It was excellent and still cost about 7.50 euro. Some places charge 5 euro for a freaking Pepsi over here. With the exchange rate, that's $7 for a Pepsi. Wtf.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Wow. Krista just basically told Otis he needs to slow down and not jump at buying a house. We've officially entered the Twilight Zone.

 

[-fish-]

All I wanted was a Pepsi.

 

[GroveDiesel]

French beer?

Did you also order some German Brie?

This Kronenbourg 1664 stuff was everywhere in London so figured I'd try it in Paris. It was nice. Had a pint of Leffe later on with dinner. It was excellent and still cost about 7.50 euro. Some places charge 5 euro for a freaking Pepsi over here. With the exchange rate, that's $7 for a Pepsi. Wtf.

See if they'll pour some into your hand for a nickel.

 

[-fish-]

French beer?

Did you also order some German Brie?

This Kronenbourg 1664 stuff was everywhere in London so figured I'd try it in Paris. It was nice.Had a pint of Leffe later on with dinner. It was excellent and still cost about 7.50 euro. Some places charge 5 euro for a freaking Pepsi over here. With the exchange rate, that's $7 for a Pepsi. Wtf.

See if they'll pour some into your hand for a nickel.

so close.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Tough to get drunk on $12 pints. I'm not K4 wealthy.

 

[Osaurus]

Tough to get drunk on $12 pints. I'm not K4 wealthy.

Switch over to Little Kings as an import

 

[St. Louis Bob]

5 y.o. daughter had her first piano recital yesterday. 'twas neat hearing her plunking out Old MacDonald on a $30K Steinway.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

All I wanted was a Pepsi.

Here you go papa Fish.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

So awesome Aaron.

I drank gallons do kronnenbourg 1664 when in France. Seemed to be everywhere on tap. Delicious swill.

.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Some kids are, in fact, dumb.

...and easily confused by putting "4 million" next to "more than 1,000."

I graded 4 full classes worth of tests. Didn't see one kid miss that question.*

Typical 8th grader >>>> Abe

*I did see two kids miss the last question where I told them to just mark "C"**. Actually true.

**One of them was a girl who filled out her scantron with a pen.

 

[Josie Maran]

FYI, I've decided to get drunk tonight.

This stems from an earlier decision I made today that I will soon be moving back to Youngstown. Like, maybe a week or two, I think. Need to get my liver back in shape.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

All I wanted was a Pepsi.

And she wouldn't give it to you?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

FYI, I've decided to get drunk tonight.

This stems from an earlier decision I made today that I will soon be moving back to Youngstown. Like, maybe a week or two, I think. Need to get my liver back in shape.

Not sure if this is good news or bad news for young Homer but either way there's a certain club's phone number still on my contacts list.

 

[Josie Maran]

Throw a couple of s in there. I'm happy about it. I need to reconnect.

 

[Josie Maran]

FYI, I've decided to get drunk tonight.

This stems from an earlier decision I made today that I will soon be moving back to Youngstown. Like, maybe a week or two, I think. Need to get my liver back in shape.

Not sure if this is good news or bad news for young Homer but either way there's a certain club's phone number still on my contacts list.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

5 y.o. daughter had her first piano recital yesterday. 'twas neat hearing her plunking out Old MacDonald on a $30K Steinway.

Always loved this scene/final line.

 

[Abraham]

Throw a couple of s in there. I'm happy about it. I need to reconnect.

Then good, I'm glad for you.

 

[BobbyLayne]

FYI, I've decided to get drunk tonight.

This stems from an earlier decision I made today that I will soon be moving back to Youngstown. Like, maybe a week or two, I think. Need to get my liver back in shape.

See, this is why I was projecting it will be the summer of Homer. GL GB.

I'm very very late, but congrats in the new job Abe.

 

[-fish-]

All I wanted was a Pepsi.

And she wouldn't give it to you?

You're the only one around here with any culture