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[Uruk-Hai]

You can just completely skip Season 4. It's awful. And I love Community.

And the Foo Fighters suck dongs.

I would consider beating a homeless person to death with a shoe if it would give us season six and a movie.And season 4 makes me angry. Just horribly angry.

I'm sensing a theme with you, my friend

 

[YSR]

I stopped watching about 1/3 the way through Season 4. I didn't realize it bounced back.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Wanna hear about the epitome of laziness? The Homer username has been off the badboy list for almost a week, but I haven't gone back because I didn't want to put in the effort of logging out and logging back in.

I'm basically a vegetable without the respirator.

That's why I'm Leeroy Jenkins.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wanna hear about the epitome of laziness? The Homer username has been off the badboy list for almost a week, but I haven't gone back because I didn't want to put in the effort of logging out and logging back in.

I'm basically a vegetable without the respirator.

Impressive, sir.

I really miss this guy

 

[mr. furley]

link

I don't know what this is but I like it

woooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

At least I didn't scratch the paint

 

[fantasycurse42]

88, sunny, supposed to go to a BBQ and swimming... Son is covered in a rash and has a 103.5. Spent the morning in urgent care & will be spending the day doing laundry instead. 3rd time he is sick in 6 weeks, poor kid

 

[General Malaise]

I'm thinking those cookies I made might be a touch too strong.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm thinking those cookies I made might be a touch too strong.

What was the thread count on the cheese cloth you strained the butter through?

 

[Henry Ford]

I am smoking pork shoulder for the first time. Hoping I don't have to go buy some later and pretend I did a decent job.

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm thinking those cookies I made might be a touch too strong.

Maybe you could eat smaller portions of them.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Is it normal to allow your kid with a runny nose to grab every soft preztel, dip them is mustard, lick the mustard off the preztel, and then double dip and repeat, and then when a new guest arrives and dips and eats a said preztel to tell them afterward that said sick kid was doing that? All while "being watched".

 

[Josie Maran]

Is it normal to allow your kid with a runny nose to grab every soft preztel, dip them is mustard, lick the mustard off the preztel, and then double dip and repeat, and then when a new guest arrives and dips and eats a said preztel to tell them afterward that said sick kid was doing that? All while "being watched".

Parent deserves two broken thumbs.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is it normal to allow your kid with a runny nose to grab every soft preztel, dip them is mustard, lick the mustard off the preztel, and then double dip and repeat, and then when a new guest arrives and dips and eats a said preztel to tell them afterward that said sick kid was doing that? All while "being watched".

Parent Kid deserves two broken thumbs.

If he's old enough to feed himself he's old enough to learn there are consequences to his actions.

 

[Josie Maran]

Is it normal to allow your kid with a runny nose to grab every soft preztel, dip them is mustard, lick the mustard off the preztel, and then double dip and repeat, and then when a new guest arrives and dips and eats a said preztel to tell them afterward that said sick kid was doing that? All while "being watched".

Parent Kid deserves two broken thumbs.

If he's old enough to feed himself he's old enough to learn there are consequences to his actions.

Can't we violently punish both?

 

[Josie Maran]

<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="Henry Ford" data-cid="16848216" data-time="1401103964"><p><p>Starting the last episode of season 3. I'm actually afraid to move on. Community related. Neat board.

 

[Osaurus]

Trying to figure out why my new grill isn't heating like I want it to. I think I may have a gas leak.

 

[Josie Maran]

Seriously, neat board.

 

[Josie Maran]

Trying to figure out why my new grill isn't heating like I want it to. I think I may have a gas leak.

Test the line by running a lighter all along it, preferably in an enclosed, poorly ventilated area.

 

[Abraham]

Trying to figure out why my new grill isn't heating like I want it to. I think I may have a gas leak.

Turn off the grill. Turn the gas all the way on. Smell for gas.

 

[Ignoramus]

Trying to figure out why my new grill isn't heating like I want it to. I think I may have a gas leak.

Put some dish soap in a small bowl of water and work through the entire line wetting and checking for bubbles.

 

[mr roboto]

Trying to figure out why my new grill isn't heating like I want it to. I think I may have a gas leak.

Test the line by running a lighter all along it, preferably in an enclosed, poorly ventilated area.

I like this method best.

 

[krista4]

Mr. krista used his BGE for the first time yesterday. I think if it were legal in this state he would leave me and marry it.

 

[Henry Ford]

Mr. krista used his BGE for the first time yesterday. I think if it were legal in this state he would leave me and marry it.

I love me some bge

 

[guru_007]

Someone say cookies??

 

[Tecumseh]

Mr. krista used his BGE for the first time yesterday. I think if it were legal in this state he would leave me and marry it.

Good thing you left Georgia.

 

[YSR]

Sure I'll drive 2.5 hours to have lunch at my alma mater if it gets me out of the obligation of going to a cookout at my in-laws' sans Romo.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hung out with NewGirl again this morning. We did it up SLB-style

You put it in her butt?

Hung out with NewGirl again this morning. We did it up SLB-style

You put it in her butt?

You've got chiggers on your wiener and a ###### on your head?

Hung out with NewGirl again this morning. We did it up SLB-style and went on a 5 mile walk with a stop for a Bloody Mary in the middle

You sold her office supplies?

Hung out with NewGirl again this morning. We did it up SLB-style and went on a 5 mile walk with a stop for a Bloody Mary in the middle

You know a guy?

Screw you guys.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Mr. krista used his BGE for the first time yesterday. I think if it were legal in this state he would leave me and marry it.

I think he's free to marry benjarvis green-Ellis there now, no?

 

[cosjobs]

Trying to figure out why my new grill isn't heating like I want it to. I think I may have a gas leak.

Put some dish soap in a small bowl of water and work through the entire line wetting and checking for bubbles.

Get some soapy water in a Spray bottle and spray all the connections. It there's a leak it will bubble. If there's a leak, Odds are 50-1 it at a connection

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Your face is an unappetizing word combination

That's mean.

Didn't we do this a year or so ago?

At least I didn't scratch the paint

Holy crap

I'm thinking those cookies I made might be a touch too strong.

What was the thread count on the cheese cloth you strained the butter through?

 

[McGarnicle]

Mr. krista used his BGE for the first time yesterday. I think if it were legal in this state he would leave me and marry it.

I just got one too, love it. Use it constantly. Two briskets so far, one pizza, numerous steaks, and last night, bacon wrapped pineapple and stuffed jalapeños. Oh and two spatchcocked chickens. Those are fun.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was feeling like a Uni myself yesterday so I made the unusual offer of taking the boys up to the pool. Mostly because I wanted to get drunk but didn't want to hear Mrs. SLB crabbing at me about drinking again after getting loaded Saturday. Turns out the swingers were up there but only one hot broad. :( I did hug her though which seems really awkward right now. Very friendly people.

When we got home I went out on the deck to have a smoke and Dylan came out to sit with me. I gave him the normal lecture about he should never even try cigarettes and he nodded his head in agreement. Then he spies a couple of empty plastic bottles and starts using them like drumsticks. Then he gets a rock and puts it on the deck to use in addition to the deck and the flower pot and he is just jamming. He was really particular about the sounds he was getting too. It was quite unbelievable and awesome. Next thing I know he darts off into the woods and comes back with four sticks, two for each of us. We sat there playing the drums for a good twenty minutes. This ####### kid.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I was feeling like a Uni myself yesterday so I made the unusual offer of taking the boys up to the pool. Mostly because I wanted to get drunk but didn't want to hear Mrs. SLB crabbing at me about drinking again after getting loaded Saturday. Turns out the swingers were up there but only one hot broad. :( I did hug her though which seems really awkward right now. Very friendly people.

When we got home I went out on the deck to have a smoke and Dylan came out to sit with me. I gave him the normal lecture about he should never even try cigarettes and he nodded his head in agreement. Then he spies a couple of empty plastic bottles and starts using them like drumsticks. Then he gets a rock and puts it on the deck to use in addition to the deck and the flower pot and he is just jamming. He was really particular about the sounds he was getting too. It was quite unbelievable and awesome. Next thing I know he darts off into the woods and comes back with four sticks, two for each of us. We sat there playing the drums for a good twenty minutes. This ####### kid.

Use your connections to get him a gross of these. His teachers will love it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was feeling like a Uni myself yesterday so I made the unusual offer of taking the boys up to the pool. Mostly because I wanted to get drunk but didn't want to hear Mrs. SLB crabbing at me about drinking again after getting loaded Saturday. Turns out the swingers were up there but only one hot broad. :( I did hug her though which seems really awkward right now. Very friendly people.

When we got home I went out on the deck to have a smoke and Dylan came out to sit with me. I gave him the normal lecture about he should never even try cigarettes and he nodded his head in agreement. Then he spies a couple of empty plastic bottles and starts using them like drumsticks. Then he gets a rock and puts it on the deck to use in addition to the deck and the flower pot and he is just jamming. He was really particular about the sounds he was getting too. It was quite unbelievable and awesome. Next thing I know he darts off into the woods and comes back with four sticks, two for each of us. We sat there playing the drums for a good twenty minutes. This ####### kid.

Use your connections to get him a gross of these. His teachers will love it.

He gets in enough trouble the way it is with his free thinking, resistance to conformity and entertaining buffoonery.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We're on the way to Jefferson Barracks to visit my FIL's grave. She's driving because I thought I would catch up with you fine people. We were just at a stop light and she says "Bob, look at that". I look to my right to see this just incredible blond on the back of a bike. Holy cow. Offdee 9.5 at least. Pep can be so cruel. <_<

 

[Josie Maran]

We're on the way to Jefferson Barracks to visit my FIL's grave. She's driving because I thought I would catch up with you fine people. We were just at a stop light and she says "Bob, look at that". I look to my right to see this just incredible blond on the back of a bike. Holy cow. Offdee 9.5 at least. Pep can be so cruel. <_<

Nice of her to point it out IMO.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Pep can be so cruel. <_<

Bayern Munich fans would agree.

 

[Abraham]

In the least surprising thing ever, it is pouring on Memorial Day in Austin.

 

[Abraham]

Direct tv sucking during the rain is ruining my day.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

We're on the way to Jefferson Barracks to visit my FIL's grave. She's driving because I thought I would catch up with you fine people. We were just at a stop light and she says "Bob, look at that". I look to my right to see this just incredible blond on the back of a bike. Holy cow. Offdee 9.5 at least. Pep can be so cruel. <_<

Nice of her to point it out IMO.

My wife is very considerate of my feelings in these instances, she always points them out.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pep can be so cruel. <_<

Bayern Munich fans would agree.

We're on the way to Jefferson Barracks to visit my FIL's grave. She's driving because I thought I would catch up with you fine people. We were just at a stop light and she says "Bob, look at that". I look to my right to see this just incredible blond on the back of a bike. Holy cow. Offdee 9.5 at least. Pep can be so cruel. <_<

Nice of her to point it out IMO.

We're on the way to Jefferson Barracks to visit my FIL's grave. She's driving because I thought I would catch up with you fine people. We were just at a stop light and she says "Bob, look at that". I look to my right to see this just incredible blond on the back of a bike. Holy cow. Offdee 9.5 at least. Pep can be so cruel. <_<

Nice of her to point it out IMO.

She knows how I really need to rut after drinking heavily. This gal had everything I like. Tall, skinny, shoulder length blond hair, very little makeup. Stunning. Make no mistake though, it was to torture me.

 

[Gadzooks]

Pep can be so cruel. <_<

Bayern Munich fans would agree.

We're on the way to Jefferson Barracks to visit my FIL's grave. She's driving because I thought I would catch up with you fine people. We were just at a stop light and she says "Bob, look at that". I look to my right to see this just incredible blond on the back of a bike. Holy cow. Offdee 9.5 at least. Pep can be so cruel. <_<

Nice of her to point it out IMO.

We're on the way to Jefferson Barracks to visit my FIL's grave. She's driving because I thought I would catch up with you fine people. We were just at a stop light and she says "Bob, look at that". I look to my right to see this just incredible blond on the back of a bike. Holy cow. Offdee 9.5 at least. Pep can be so cruel. <_<

Nice of her to point it out IMO.

She knows how I really need to rut after drinking heavily. This gal had everything I like. Tall, skinny, shoulder length blond hair, very little makeup. Stunning. Make no mistake though, it was to torture me.

To get even with her you should show her a picture of my junk.

 

[cosjobs]

Direct tv sucking during the rain is ruining my day.

Drive down and get your phone? Bring family if you want. Going to bbq pork fajitas Under the patio

 

[Abraham]

Direct tv sucking during the rain is ruining my day.

Drive down and get your phone? Bring family if you want. Going to bbq pork fajitas Under the patio

Hm...intriguing offer. Hm. I will text if we are going to make it. If not, I will drive down either tomorrow or Wednesday around lunch time (your choice).

 

[Osaurus]

Grill problem was the safety on the gas flow. Bled the line and works great now. Fajita Monday!!!

 

[bentley]

Direct tv sucking during the rain is ruining my day.

Drive down and get your phone? Bring family if you want. Going to bbq pork fajitas Under the patio

Hm...intriguing offer. Hm. I will text if we are going to make it. If not, I will drive down either tomorrow or Wednesday around lunch time (your choice).

Soooo...............are you guys dating now?

Angrywife, the boys and I spent an hour or so driving around looking at houses for sale in Steiner Ranch this morning. Found a couple worth going back to check out.

 

[Henry Ford]

Direct tv sucking during the rain is ruining my day.

DirecTV does fine for us in the rain. Maybe need to recalibrate your dish?

 

[Abraham]

Direct tv sucking during the rain is ruining my day.

Drive down and get your phone? Bring family if you want. Going to bbq pork fajitas Under the patio

Hm...intriguing offer. Hm. I will text if we are going to make it. If not, I will drive down either tomorrow or Wednesday around lunch time (your choice).

Soooo...............are you guys dating now?Angrywife, the boys and I spent an hour or so driving around looking at houses for sale in Steiner Ranch this morning. Found a couple worth going back to check out.

Steiner is very nice. How would you get to work? I would think a west to east morning would suck as bad as north to south. 620 to 183 across town?

 

[Abraham]

Direct tv sucking during the rain is ruining my day.

DirecTV does fine for us in the rain. Maybe need to recalibrate your dish?

Maybe you need to recalibrate your face.