GM's thread about nothing (46 Viewers)

[Annyong]

My jerkass cousin decided to have her wedding on the same night as the Blackhawks game tonight. ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!

 

[Abraham]

It's my daughter's first day of summer vacation but I have to go in to work for a little, so trying to make things as fun as possible for her...

Starting off with a couple donuts from the awesome donut shop near my work

Then letting her run around my work playing with exercise balls, arts and crafts stuff, a Darth Vader helmet and light saber and our library full of books and movies while I get some stuff done.

Lunch at the place with awesome fancy hot dogs and French fries before hitting the spray ground for some fun in the heat and sun

"I have a normal job, sweetheart"

"Wow, Dad! What do you suggest I study in school to get in to the yoga-and-drinking-at-work sector?"

 

[Abraham]

As an Astros fan, the George springer outburst is both fun and confusing.

 

[Guster]

Well that was the Drunkest I've ever made it into an airport

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[Guster]

Toronto Harrport has lotsa vag

By all means, don't send pics

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

This damn kid is still breached. Wife is somewhere between 32-34 weeks depending on who you ask. She's deathly afraid of IVs let alone a C-section. Plus she has malignant hypothermia which means certain anesthesia can't be used. She may freak if she needs the knife. She did say that if she has a c-section, she's done having kids though. So I have that going for me.

 

[Guster]

I literally almost shat my pants at a work dinner last night

Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

 

[Guster]

As an Astros fan, the George springer outburst is both fun and confusing.

He's looking like a 20/20 player this season. Pretty awesome

 

[mr roboto]

That's enough info to totally stalk Guster.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I literally almost shat my pants at a work dinner last night

Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

There was no getting out of this one. I work on a virtual team and we were all at dinner last night vi peed a few times and just got back from the bathroom when I felt it. I was literally nervous as hell. I had no options, if I went back to the bathroom, everyone would know. I wa too far from the hotel to make a break for it. I decided to use the "I have to call the wife and kids excuse", which was somewhat plausible bc we were in another country and I needed the wifi.

I casually and cautiously walked over to the nth room where I thought I squeezed out a few squirts. Luckily I didn't and made or to the toilet where I did my best Harry Dunne impression and left it all out on the field.

Crises averted

 

[Annyong]

That reminds me, I need to get my kids a Darth Vader mask.

 

[mr roboto]

TF where are you?

 

[Abraham]

TF where are you?

CanDa

 

[Tiger Fan]

TF where are you?

Handicapped stall near gate F-66. Toronto airport

 

[mr roboto]

TF where are you?

Handicapped stall near gate F-66. Toronto airport

 

[Henry Ford]

That reminds me, I need to get my kids a Darth Vader mask.

http://cdn.meme.li/instances/300x300/50245279.jpg

 

[Tiger Fan]

This damn kid is still breached. Wife is somewhere between 32-34 weeks dependAlmost shat my pants just now. ####### Canadaing on who you ask. She's deathly afraid of IVs let alone a C-section. Plus she has malignant hypothermia which means certain anesthesia can't be used. She may freak if she needs the knife. She did say that if she has a c-section, she's done having kids though. So I have that going for me.

Good luck

 

[Ignoramus]

Here's a picture I apparently took of myself in or around junior high.

Guess I wanted to show the world what a pioneer I was -- a teenager with interests in sports, music, and Christina Applegate.

Except there was of course no innernet back then, so I'm not quite sure who the intended audience would have been.

You sure did like balls.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Oh and I stayed up all night to make sure I didn't miss a 3:30 wake up call (1:30 back home). My co-worker puked in front of his boss when we got out of the can at the airport. Whoops.

 

[Ignoramus]

Had a "Reply All" storm at work. The "STOP REPLYING TO ALL!!!!" emails amuse the hell out of me for some reason, especially when they come from a Sr. VP.

 

[Ignoramus]

Oh and I stayed up all night to make sure I didn't miss a 3:30 wake up call (1:30 back home). My co-worker puked in front of his boss when we got out of the can at the airport. Whoops.

What were the two of you doing in same restroom?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Had a "Reply All" storm at work. The "STOP REPLYING TO ALL!!!!" emails amuse the hell out of me for some reason, especially when they come from a Sr. VP.

Big fan of these.

 

[Ignoramus]

I am hungover as #### this morning. Can't remember the last time I felt this lousy.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Oh and I stayed up all night to make sure I didn't miss a 3:30 wake up call (1:30 back home). My co-worker puked in front of his boss when we got out of the can at the airport. Whoops.

What were the two of you doing in same restroom?

Bonding

 

[Annyong]

That reminds me, I need to get my kids a Darth Vader mask.

http://cdn.meme.li/instances/300x300/50245279.jpg

That's exactly what it was like, except my newspaper was the internet.

 

[Abraham]

Last day at this job. Thinking of staying long enough to learn if we are are getting free lunch. Then I'm going to cut my yard and drink a lot of beer.

 

[Tiger Fan]

You fill up the lawn mower 100% every time?

 

[Abraham]

You fill up the lawn mower 100% every time?

Yup. Brand new. Used it once.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

That reminds me, I need to get some oil for the lawnmower.

And beer for me.

 

[Abraham]

That reminds me, I need to get some oil for the lawnmower.

And beer for me.

I need weed eater twine too.

 

[Guster]

That's enough info to totally stalk Guster.

 

[Guster]

I was planning on heading back to Y-town tomorrow morning, but I'm thinking I might just hit the road now. Had an epic nap earlier, I'm pretty much 100% packed, and frankly, I have nothing better to do for the next 8 hours...might as well drive 600 miles.

Godspeed on your journey.

Well kids, I'm outta here.

Alright alright alright.

Drive safe GB! And welcome back to the great state of Ohio

Now when the hell are you getting down to Cincinnati?

 

[Guster]

It's my daughter's first day of summer vacation but I have to go in to work for a little, so trying to make things as fun as possible for her...

Starting off with a couple donuts from the awesome donut shop near my work

Then letting her run around my work playing with exercise balls, arts and crafts stuff, a Darth Vader helmet and light saber and our library full of books and movies while I get some stuff done.

Lunch at the place with awesome fancy hot dogs and French fries before hitting the spray ground for some fun in the heat and sun

"I have a normal job, sweetheart"

Just went and checked on how she was doing and she said "we don't have to leave already, do we?"

thank goodness I work at a fun place

 

[Guster]

Speaking of dogs (and also Tanner's Houdini reference above)...

The whole family was going to be out of the house for the whole day on Wednesday this week, so rather than keeping our 2 dachshunds in their crate all day, I moved the crate into the kitchen (tile floors) and put up a gate to keep them from getting out of the room. Gives them a little room to walk around, and makes any cleanup easier than dealing with carpets.

I was the first one home, about 10 hours later, and I walked in to find one dog relaxing in the crate and the other wagging his tail happily ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GATE

Now, these dogs have 3-inch legs, and the gate is a couple of feet high, so there's no way he jumped it without knocking it over. Best guess is that the little #### jumped onto the crate, from there to the countertop, and then down on the other side. Which then completely ####ed him in terms of getting back.

Oh, and he #### on the carpet while he was out.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Guster - Had a chance to sample any of the box of crap? Specifically, the sweet pepper spread?

 

[Guster]

It's my daughter's first day of summer vacation but I have to go in to work for a little, so trying to make things as fun as possible for her...

Starting off with a couple donuts from the awesome donut shop near my work

Then letting her run around my work playing with exercise balls, arts and crafts stuff, a Darth Vader helmet and light saber and our library full of books and movies while I get some stuff done.

Lunch at the place with awesome fancy hot dogs and French fries before hitting the spray ground for some fun in the heat and sun

"I have a normal job, sweetheart"

"Wow, Dad! What do you suggest I study in school to get in to the yoga-and-drinking-at-work sector?"

Doing a Reiki session over lunch in a couple weeks. Who knew Chemical Engineering could be so fun

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I was planning on heading back to Y-town tomorrow morning, but I'm thinking I might just hit the road now. Had an epic nap earlier, I'm pretty much 100% packed, and frankly, I have nothing better to do for the next 8 hours...might as well drive 600 miles.

Godspeed on your journey.

Well kids, I'm outta here.

Alright alright alright.

Drive safe GB! And welcome back to the great state of Ohio

Now when the hell are you getting down to Cincinnati?

He's gotta stop in Cleveland first

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Reiki? Jesus..

 

[Guster]

TF where are you?

Handicapped stall near gate F-66. Toronto airport

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[Guster]

Oh and I stayed up all night to make sure I didn't miss a 3:30 wake up call (1:30 back home). My co-worker puked in front of his boss when we got out of the can at the airport. Whoops.

you and your co-worker went in the same stall? :nttawwt:

 

[Guster]

Oh and I stayed up all night to make sure I didn't miss a 3:30 wake up call (1:30 back home). My co-worker puked in front of his boss when we got out of the can at the airport. Whoops.

What were the two of you doing in same restroom?

 

[Guster]

Guster - Had a chance to sample any of the box of crap? Specifically, the sweet pepper spread?

 

[Guster]

Guster - Had a chance to sample any of the box of crap? Specifically, the sweet pepper spread?

This week has been a super busy week for me between extra time in my role of Dad and dates on all the nights I was free that went way past my bedtime.

I'll sample the goods tonight and report back. I assume that pepper's sweet spread would taste good on my pulled pork?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Guster - Had a chance to sample any of the box of crap? Specifically, the sweet pepper spread?

Not sure how to interpret that smilie.

It was the jar called "Sweet heat"

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Guster - Had a chance to sample any of the box of crap? Specifically, the sweet pepper spread?

This week has been a super busy week for me between extra time in my role of Dad and dates on all the nights I was free that went way past my bedtime.

I'll sample the goods tonight and report back. I assume that pepper's sweet spread would taste good on my pulled pork?

It would be great on your pulled pork. Unless that's a euphemism.

 

[Guster]

Reiki? Jesus..

basically my group is kinda like a big lab where we try to figure things out that we might be able to bring to the teams in the business that we work with, either directly as an activity in a session or indirectly through influencing the programming of the session. we try out crazy stuff so that the people in the business don't have to and filter the good stuff to them

Reiki is one that I think will be more personally enlightening than something we would ever bring to the teams, but if it can help get us "right" for programming, then neat. And if it sucks, then I just won't try it again. I've never done it and know very little about it. Normally I would go off and research it a ton, but in this case I figure it's just best to go in with an open mind and see what's up. Oh and the chick that will be laying her hands on me is super hot, so that doesn't suck

 

[Guster]

Guster - Had a chance to sample any of the box of crap? Specifically, the sweet pepper spread?

Not sure how to interpret that smilie.

It was the jar called "Sweet heat"

There's this guy called St. Louis Bob and his wife's nickname is Pepper, so I took "sweet pepper spread" to a naughty place

 

[Guster]

Guster - Had a chance to sample any of the box of crap? Specifically, the sweet pepper spread?

This week has been a super busy week for me between extra time in my role of Dad and dates on all the nights I was free that went way past my bedtime.

I'll sample the goods tonight and report back. I assume that pepper's sweet spread would taste good on my pulled pork?

It would be great on your pulled pork. Unless that's a euphemism.

was going for double entendre

 

[kevzilla]

Going in to work late and staying late tonight. Apparently, there's no one else who can ensure all the claims go out at month-end. Last month $477K worth of surgeries were stuck in the system on the last day of the month, because they were entered after I left work for the day. Since physician reimbursement is being determined from these numbers, it has become a screaming emergency that we don't have a repeat of April.

This software goes away in a month, replaced by something much more powerful and flexible (we promise!), It also requires 40 hours online and 16 hours in a classroom to learn. On the other side is a new position and more money, assuming i don't go on a killing spree first.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan was retrieving a foul ball at his game tonight and didn't notice his teammate taking practice swings. So he caught a full swing right to the gut. Sure he dropped like he was shot and cried but he shook it off after a couple of minutes and went out and played catcher next inning. Thank the good dude it wasn't a few inches higher or lower or we would be in the ER right now. Looks like all of those situps he does paid off too.

Be careful. Remember what happened to Houdini.

Pretty sure his appendix is fine. It was freaky though because it happened right in front of me. I tried to yell to stop but it just happened to fast.

SLB

Try contacting the JFK Presidential Library and Museum. Maybe the research department will be able to answer some questions.

http://www.jfklibrary.org/About-Us/Contact-Us.aspx

Good idea, thanks!

This damn kid is still breached. Wife is somewhere between 32-34 weeks depending on who you ask. She's deathly afraid of IVs let alone a C-section. Plus she has malignant hypothermia which means certain anesthesia can't be used. She may freak if she needs the knife. She did say that if she has a c-section, she's done having kids though. So I have that going for me.

T&P's GB. Dylan came into the world the same way plus the cord wrapped around his neck. It's scary #### I know. Hang in there man.