GM's thread about nothing (49 Viewers)

[Osaurus]

Can someone fax me some greenies?

I can mail you some...

Coloradans?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I've never seen Jaws.

WTF is wrong with you?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Me neither.

 

[ScottNorwood]

So you guys just hate movies?

 

[Osaurus]

Alligator is also an excellent film.

 

[Guster]

I've never seen Jaws.

Weirdo

Is it worth seeing?? I think I've seen parts of it and it seemed really cheesy.

I'll admit that seeing "Jaws" today would be somewhat of a let-down. The effects look down-right amateurish compared to recent movies. But I still think the story/acting/drama etc holds up.

My daughter loves it. Scares the crap out of her, but she still wants to watch it again

 

[Guster]

My wife is kinda funny but she doesn't recognize funny.

She says to me the other day "I don't like a lot of what SLB posts on Facebook, especially his birthday thing, but that puberty story about his son was hilarious"

She also declared that she's going to Beerhole.

Watch out Bob. She'll #### you up

 

[Guster]

Ended up bringing NewGirl on the tap room tour with my friend and her husband, so there were four full grown adults in my Mini Cooper. I played Designated. Driver from 2-8:30 and took them to 4 different spots. Was funny being the sober one for once and seeing them devolve into drunken messes. Had to practically pour my friend's husband into the back of the mini by the end.

Dropped them off and then went to NewGirl's house for a little. She lives on a hill that is just to the east of downtown and she has a balcony that overlooks the city looking west, so we had a smoke out there, watched the sun set, yadda yadda yadda, next thing I know, it's 2:30 in the morning, I'm putting my clothes back on and driving home. Slept in later today than I have in years

Pretty awesome day/night

 

[Tom Skerritt]

Need a ruling on this...

Was at a local fitness trail, and a runner passed us. As he passed, noticed that he had an OU (Oklahoma) university logo tramp stamp tattoo on his lower back. I couldn't help but laugh as he ran by. Is about the gheyist thing I have ever seen. Only other thing I can think of is that he lost a bet. What do you guys think?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

We need a better name than NewGirl.

 

[Guster]

Need a ruling on this...

Was at a local fitness trail, and a runner passed us. As he passed, noticed that he had an OU (Oklahoma) university logo tramp stamp tattoo on his lower back. I couldn't help but laugh as he ran by. Is about the gheyist thing I have ever seen. Only other thing I can think of is that he lost a bet. What do you guys think?

I know a guy with a tramp stamp. Anytime that group of friends is hanging out, we get drunk and spend most of the time making fun of him. Just terrible

 

[Homer J Simpson]

We need a better name than NewGirl.

Mt Adams Monkey?

 

[Henry Ford]

####### mold in the basement. #### me.

Do you know what kind of mold it is? Some can be taken care of with bleach and water. Other kinds, not so much. If it's the bad kind, don't #### around with it - that #### can #### you up in all kinds of nasty ways.

Should never use bleach on mold. Mold generally loves acid, but it looks like it's gone because it's "bleached." You're much better off mixing up a paste using toothpaste or some other form of bicarbonate, to raise the pH.

What? Bleach is a base.

Ya gotta give him credit on the confidence scale.

hi

You're saying that a substance that happens to cause a mild acidic reaction is an acid. And as evidence you're giving us a chart that lists both bleach and ammonia. Which presumably you think are both acids.Don't mix either of those with an actual acid. It'll kill you with poison gas, because they're bases.

Clorox has a pH of about 12.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Need a ruling on this...

Was at a local fitness trail, and a runner passed us. As he passed, noticed that he had an OU (Oklahoma) university logo tramp stamp tattoo on his lower back. I couldn't help but laugh as he ran by. Is about the gheyist thing I have ever seen. Only other thing I can think of is that he lost a bet. What do you guys think?

That's pretty much ultra gay right there.

 

[Guster]

We need a better name than NewGirl.

Just put her picture into one of those fancy celebrity lookalike machines on the interwebs and they say her celebrity lookalike is Lisa Snowdon

She hasn't necessarily done anything to merit a specific nickname at this point

 

[Guster]

We need a better name than NewGirl.

Mt Adams Monkey?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Easily the worst night of my life spent in my wife's presence was when we were camping. Everything that could have gone wrong did. And I was a former camping advocate.

Did I mention that they are having the Mom & Me camping trip on Father's Day? #### them in the ear.

No way

Way

Like a boss?

http://www.wesh.com/image/view/-/26247910/medRes/2/-/maxh/358/maxw/538/-/n2p6hb/-/Best-shot---bear-lies-down-in-hammock-jpg.jpg

So I posted this same pic and the accompanying story on FB. St. Louis Cat Shirt commented "That's a guy in a bear costume".

Now my mom thinks it is a guy in a bear costume.

My wife is kinda funny but she doesn't recognize funny.

She says to me the other day "I don't like a lot of what SLB posts on Facebook, especially his birthday thing, but that puberty story about his son was hilarious"

She also declared that she's going to Beerhole.

Watch out Bob. She'll #### you up

Cool

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Saw this group last night. The lead singer had this really short plaid skirt on. I felt like I was back in HS again. So ####### hot. During a break, she came over to the table to talk. Actually true.

 

[Guster]

Heading out to go bourbon hunting. Trying to see if I can snag a hard to find bottle or two

 

[Mr. Pickles]

We need a better name than NewGirl.

Just put her picture into one of those fancy celebrity lookalike machines on the interwebs and they say her celebrity lookalike is Lisa Snowdon

She hasn't necessarily done anything to merit a specific nickname at this point

She did you apparently.

 

[kevzilla]

Everybody does Guster.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We need a better name than NewGirl.

Just put her picture into one of those fancy celebrity lookalike machines on the interwebs and they say her celebrity lookalike is Lisa Snowdon

She hasn't necessarily done anything to merit a specific nickname at this point

She did you apparently.

LowStandardsGirl?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Everybody does Guster.

like

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Saw this group last night. The lead singer had this really short plaid skirt on. I felt like I was back in HS again. So ####### hot. During a break, she came over to the table to talk. Actually true.

If only there was a way to make some sort of sexual innuendo about the girl using the name of the band.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

HA-ah

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Saw this group last night. The lead singer had this really short plaid skirt on. I felt like I was back in HS again. So ####### hot. During a break, she came over to the table to talk. Actually true.

If only there was a way to make some sort of sexual innuendo about the girl using the name of the band.

Cute, tall, blond, great set of pipes and really owned the stage. Wow. Back in school, the girls had to have their skirts down to the knees. Of course many of them tried to cheat that. I'm still very thankful for their slutiness. Her skirt was about halfway between her waist and knees. omg

 

[St. Louis Bob]

HA-ah

That might be my kid.

 

[BobbyLayne]

####### mold in the basement. #### me.

Do you know what kind of mold it is? Some can be taken care of with bleach and water. Other kinds, not so much. If it's the bad kind, don't #### around with it - that #### can #### you up in all kinds of nasty ways.

Should never use bleach on mold. Mold generally loves acid, but it looks like it's gone because it's "bleached." You're much better off mixing up a paste using toothpaste or some other form of bicarbonate, to raise the pH.

What? Bleach is a base.

Ya gotta give him credit on the confidence scale.

hi

You're saying that a substance that happens to cause a mild acidic reaction is an acid. And as evidence you're giving us a chart that lists both bleach and ammonia. Which presumably you think are both acids.Don't mix either of those with an actual acid. It'll kill you with poison gas, because they're bases.

Clorox has a pH of about 12.

Gonna assume you were drunk when you typed that.

Actually. I presume a pH chart that runs from 0 to 14 that says battery acid pH of 0 and bleach is 13 is supporting your assertion bleach is a base. I was providing that for Binky.

But I suppose it's possible my reading comprehension was off.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I believe this dog speaks for all of us

 

[bostonfred]

Guster? I hardly even knew her.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Saw this group last night. The lead singer had this really short plaid skirt on. I felt like I was back in HS again. So ####### hot. During a break, she came over to the table to talk. Actually true.

If only there was a way to make some sort of sexual innuendo about the girl using the name of the band.

Cute, tall, blond, great set of pipes and really owned the stage. Wow. Back in school, the girls had to have their skirts down to the knees. Of course many of them tried to cheat that. I'm still very thankful for their slutiness. Her skirt was about halfway between her waist and knees. omg

So like...mid-thigh?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Saw this group last night. The lead singer had this really short plaid skirt on. I felt like I was back in HS again. So ####### hot. During a break, she came over to the table to talk. Actually true.

If only there was a way to make some sort of sexual innuendo about the girl using the name of the band.

Cute, tall, blond, great set of pipes and really owned the stage. Wow. Back in school, the girls had to have their skirts down to the knees. Of course many of them tried to cheat that. I'm still very thankful for their slutiness. Her skirt was about halfway between her waist and knees. omg

So like...mid-thigh?

Yeah, better way to put it. So wow. Wish I would have been wearing my cat shirt but had a Tommy Bahama deal on for Hawaiian themed party. Rules are rules.

ETA It also turns out that the bass player is my third cousin. No idea wtf he is but he knew me. Mrs. SLB just shook her head and said "I swear to god that you know everybody in the world". lol

 

[Abraham]

Much anger. I have errands I put off because some guy wanted to come but the television I put on craigslist. Even set a time. Now he's a no show and of course not answering his phone.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Saw this group last night. The lead singer had this really short plaid skirt on. I felt like I was back in HS again. So ####### hot. During a break, she came over to the table to talk. Actually true.

If only there was a way to make some sort of sexual innuendo about the girl using the name of the band.

Cute, tall, blond, great set of pipes and really owned the stage. Wow. Back in school, the girls had to have their skirts down to the knees. Of course many of them tried to cheat that. I'm still very thankful for their slutiness. Her skirt was about halfway between her waist and knees. omg

So like...mid-thigh?

Yeah, better way to put it. So wow. Wish I would have been wearing my cat shirt but had a Tommy Bahama deal on for Hawaiian themed party. Rules are rules.

ETA It also turns out that the bass player is my third cousin. No idea wtf he is but he knew me. Mrs. SLB just shook her head and said "I swear to god that you know everybody in the world". lol

"related to me by one of my aunts or uncles or great aunts or great uncles"

 

[Captain Quinoa]

We need a better name than NewGirl.

Just put her picture into one of those fancy celebrity lookalike machines on the interwebs and they say her celebrity lookalike is Lisa Snowdon

She hasn't necessarily done anything to merit a specific nickname at this point

She did you apparently.

LowStandardsGirl?

Lionel Richie

She's easy like Sunday morning

 

[BobbyLayne]

Much anger. I have errands I put off because some guy wanted to come but the television I put on craigslist. Even set a time. Now he's a no show and of course not answering his phone.

Seems like the norm for CL transactions. Or they come to pick up after half dozen emails/texts and pull out 20% less cash than agreed upon. Thanks! Exactly what I hoped for when I took the ad down.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We need a better name than NewGirl.

Just put her picture into one of those fancy celebrity lookalike machines on the interwebs and they say her celebrity lookalike is Lisa Snowdon

She hasn't necessarily done anything to merit a specific nickname at this point

She did you apparently.

LowStandardsGirl?

Lionel Richie

She's easy like Sunday morning

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or Town Bicycle

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ebony......ivory

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Do not laugh at this. *

*I'll see you in hell, my friend.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

HA-ah

That might be my kid.

Now it's even funnier.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Do not laugh at this. *

*I'll see you in hell, my friend.

I'll save you a seat at the cool table with Sinatra and Hitler.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anybody want to play poker? Uni?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Do not laugh at this. *

*I'll see you in hell, my friend.

I'll save you a seat at the cool table with Sinatra and Hitler.

And all the Popes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Do not laugh at this. *

*I'll see you in hell, my friend.

I'll save you a seat at the cool table with Sinatra and Hitler.

And all the Popes.

Screw them. (punchline to a pedophile joke)

 

[Captain Quinoa]

HA-ah

That might be my kid.

Because your kid falls a lot or because you've impregnated so many women?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

HA-ah

That might be my kid.

Because your kid falls a lot or because you've impregnated so many women?

Hi Cap'n, I would like you to meet my vag head.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GB I played golf with Friday was in France last year and got mugged. Being a typical STL guy, he's no sucker and four guys isn't that many. Took two of them out and one of the other two sliced his from his elbow up to his shoulder. Lucky he's alive. Pretty cool scar though.

 

[UniAlias]

Watching Jaws now.

I think this shark is up to something.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GB I played golf with Friday was in France last year and got mugged. Being a typical STL guy, he's no sucker and four guys isn't that many. Took two of them out and one of the other two sliced his from his elbow up to his shoulder. Lucky he's alive. Pretty cool scar though.

I would have been yelling "This is what I get for D-DAY!?!"

 

[BobbyLayne]

GB I played golf with Friday was in France last year and got mugged. Being a typical STL guy, he's no sucker and four guys isn't that many. Took two of them out and one of the other two sliced his from his elbow up to his shoulder. Lucky he's alive. Pretty cool scar though.

Did this happen in Marseille?