GM's thread about nothing (107 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If you're not watching Silicon Valley you missed one of the funniest scenes in recent years. (NSFW)

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I don't know what compression briefs are, but I can guarantee I will never be involved with their usage.

Under armor make the best and they are money for any super hot days you will be outside or any night out at a club bar where you may sweat your balls offthey are very not recommended for the scrip clubs

manx?

wth is manx

Underwear that eliminates tail from your life?

Well played.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I thought about not dating until after my little issue is resolved, but I have a couple events coming up that I need dates for, so I dove back into the pool. So far one date and two possibles, plus this nurse that I met a few weeks ago who is named Christine but for some reason insisted on me calling her Stephanie.

I'll probably be posting more.

:subscribe:

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Church softball leagues are the easiest to steal from.

 

[heckmanm]

Last night was so stupid it was funny.

I headed to my church softball game preparing myself mentally to do everything I could to not hurt myself. 10 minutes before the game I get a text from my wife that she had locked herself out of the house with my daughter and had to go in through the garage. Now, that doesn't seem like a big deal except that a few months ago the garage door got stuck on something while it was opening and the freaking opener kept right on pulling and folded the top panel in pretty good. It took me several hours to get everything fixed enough to get the garage door closed and it's remained closed since then and unfixed/replaced thanks to all of the other crap going on in our house.

So of course the door is now messed up even worse and won't go down again. So even before the game I knew that when I got home I'd have to spend an hour or two trying to get things at least to the point where I could close the door. Good stuff.

So as I'm ready to leave the game I'm pretty irritated with my wife for opening the garage when she knew it was broken and that I had a not so fun project awaiting me at home. As I go to reach into my baseball bag to grab my keys, I notice the zipper to the compartment where I keep my personal stuff is unzipped. ####. Of course everything is there except for the car key. The car key to my MIL's car that I drove. The ONLY key to that car. And it's now 9:15 at the field and fairly dark in the area I walked from the field to the car.

So 4 guys and 2 park rangers spent an hour helping me look for my keys in the overgrown grass. I finally gave up, left the car there and got a ride home. The upside is that I could get there in the morning and look for them in the daylight. The downside is that they are mowing the grass this morning.

Also, I still had to fix the garage door when I got home.

Good news: I got home and managed to find the key in my bag. I was a total moron and put that key in the wrong compartment. It was in the compartment where I keep my bats. It had wedged itself in at the bottom where I couldn't reach it and didn't come out when I shook it out at the field. But it did come out at home. So I had 6 people helping me look for my key for over an hour when it was in my bag the whole time.

To make me feel even worse, a guy and his son that play on our team were two of the ones helping me look for the key. And they had their phones stolen during the game that they left in the car. That was bad enough. Even worse was that the guy was so super nice that after we all left he went home and got his metal detector to go back and look for my keys. And even though I got ahold of his son to let him know I found my keys, we couldn't contact his dad to let him know he could stop looking. Because his phone had been stolen.

Lastly, had to put my daughter in my bed for the night and sleep on the couch because I was too loud fixing the garage door. It only took me about a half hour at least. Of course, when I got it down I realized that not only had I forgotten to unlock the door from the garage into the house, but I had left my cellphone inside and couldn't call my wife to come unlock it. So I had to use a screwdriver on the lock to get myself in.

Fun night.

Sorry GB, but

 

[belljr]

I don't know what compression briefs are, but I can guarantee I will never be involved with their usage.

Under armor make the best and they are money for any super hot days you will be outside or any night out at a club bar where you may sweat your balls offthey are very not recommended for the scrip clubs

manx?

wth is manx

Underwear that eliminates tail from your life?

oh we disagreehttp://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/mma/11/05/st.pierre.under.armour/gsp-underarmour2.jpg

i feel gayer

You're right. GM looks great in that picture.

Not as pale as I remember.

they are very water resistant also...great for wearing under board shorts or shaving in lakes

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Free-balling it during sports sounds...painful.

 

[Sammy3469]

Church softball leagues are the easiest to steal from.

What are you stealing since it's pretty clearly not second base based on your bathroom antics?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Church softball leagues are the easiest to steal from.

What are you stealing since it's pretty clearly not second base based on your bathroom antics?

My bathroom antics?

 

[BobbyLayne]

If you're not watching Silicon Valley you missed one of the funniest scenes in recent years. (NSFW)

 

[General Malaise]

Last night was so stupid it was funny.

I headed to my church softball game preparing myself mentally to do everything I could to not hurt myself. 10 minutes before the game I get a text from my wife that she had locked herself out of the house with my daughter and had to go in through the garage. Now, that doesn't seem like a big deal except that a few months ago the garage door got stuck on something while it was opening and the freaking opener kept right on pulling and folded the top panel in pretty good. It took me several hours to get everything fixed enough to get the garage door closed and it's remained closed since then and unfixed/replaced thanks to all of the other crap going on in our house.

So of course the door is now messed up even worse and won't go down again. So even before the game I knew that when I got home I'd have to spend an hour or two trying to get things at least to the point where I could close the door. Good stuff.

So as I'm ready to leave the game I'm pretty irritated with my wife for opening the garage when she knew it was broken and that I had a not so fun project awaiting me at home. As I go to reach into my baseball bag to grab my keys, I notice the zipper to the compartment where I keep my personal stuff is unzipped. ####. Of course everything is there except for the car key. The car key to my MIL's car that I drove. The ONLY key to that car. And it's now 9:15 at the field and fairly dark in the area I walked from the field to the car.

So 4 guys and 2 park rangers spent an hour helping me look for my keys in the overgrown grass. I finally gave up, left the car there and got a ride home. The upside is that I could get there in the morning and look for them in the daylight. The downside is that they are mowing the grass this morning.

Also, I still had to fix the garage door when I got home.

Good news: I got home and managed to find the key in my bag. I was a total moron and put that key in the wrong compartment. It was in the compartment where I keep my bats. It had wedged itself in at the bottom where I couldn't reach it and didn't come out when I shook it out at the field. But it did come out at home. So I had 6 people helping me look for my key for over an hour when it was in my bag the whole time.

To make me feel even worse, a guy and his son that play on our team were two of the ones helping me look for the key. And they had their phones stolen during the game that they left in the car. That was bad enough. Even worse was that the guy was so super nice that after we all left he went home and got his metal detector to go back and look for my keys. And even though I got ahold of his son to let him know I found my keys, we couldn't contact his dad to let him know he could stop looking. Because his phone had been stolen.

Lastly, had to put my daughter in my bed for the night and sleep on the couch because I was too loud fixing the garage door. It only took me about a half hour at least. Of course, when I got it down I realized that not only had I forgotten to unlock the door from the garage into the house, but I had left my cellphone inside and couldn't call my wife to come unlock it. So I had to use a screwdriver on the lock to get myself in.

Fun night.

Sorry GB, but

Yup. Loved the story telling, sorry it happened to our GB.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Oh ####.

Just found out a friend from high school lost his 17-year-old son in an ATV crash this weekend. (Yes, I'm old, but that's beside the point.) Devastating.

Awful. Ugh, so sorry.

 

[Frostillicus]

Freelove is Peens I believe.

After reading Freelove's posts in the GoT thread, there's not a chance in hell he's Peens.

 

[YSR]

I don't know what compression briefs are, but I can guarantee I will never be involved with their usage.

Under armor make the best and they are money for any super hot days you will be outside or any night out at a club bar where you may sweat your balls offthey are very not recommended for the scrip clubs

Adidas wearer here. Didn't really want to fork over the scrilla for a whole set of Under Armor ones.

They're super comfy and it feels like my bag is getting a gentle hug all day long.

:swoon:

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Freelove is Peens I believe.

After reading Freelove's posts in the GoT thread, there's not a chance in hell he's Peens.

Literary discussion was never really Peens' thing.

 

[Frostillicus]

plus this nurse that I met a few weeks ago who is named Christine but for some reason insisted on me calling her Stephanie.

And we're off

 

[Frostillicus]

So terrible. So sorry to hear GBK4. :(

This

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Boss just left for the day. Looks like it's Long Lunch Tuesday.

 

[Freelove]

Freelove is Peens I believe.

After reading Freelove's posts in the GoT thread, there's not a chance in hell he's Peens.

How "liberal" of you.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Sitting on hold waiting for Verizon customer service for 30 minutes... Their supposed to come install internet bc I hate Time Warner Cable, but they seem to suck even more

Still on hold.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sitting on hold waiting for Verizon customer service for 30 minutes... Their supposed to come install internet bc I hate Time Warner Cable, but they seem to suck even more

Still on hold.

How about now?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Bird greatest evah!

We had hardcoded in your vote for the white guy before we set up the poll.

see if you can spot the Peens post

 

[General Malaise]

For Shuke

 

[Drifter]

Last night was so stupid it was funny.

I headed to my church softball game preparing myself mentally to do everything I could to not hurt myself. 10 minutes before the game I get a text from my wife that she had locked herself out of the house with my daughter and had to go in through the garage. Now, that doesn't seem like a big deal except that a few months ago the garage door got stuck on something while it was opening and the freaking opener kept right on pulling and folded the top panel in pretty good. It took me several hours to get everything fixed enough to get the garage door closed and it's remained closed since then and unfixed/replaced thanks to all of the other crap going on in our house.

So of course the door is now messed up even worse and won't go down again. So even before the game I knew that when I got home I'd have to spend an hour or two trying to get things at least to the point where I could close the door. Good stuff.

So as I'm ready to leave the game I'm pretty irritated with my wife for opening the garage when she knew it was broken and that I had a not so fun project awaiting me at home. As I go to reach into my baseball bag to grab my keys, I notice the zipper to the compartment where I keep my personal stuff is unzipped. ####. Of course everything is there except for the car key. The car key to my MIL's car that I drove. The ONLY key to that car. And it's now 9:15 at the field and fairly dark in the area I walked from the field to the car.

So 4 guys and 2 park rangers spent an hour helping me look for my keys in the overgrown grass. I finally gave up, left the car there and got a ride home. The upside is that I could get there in the morning and look for them in the daylight. The downside is that they are mowing the grass this morning.

Also, I still had to fix the garage door when I got home.

Good news: I got home and managed to find the key in my bag. I was a total moron and put that key in the wrong compartment. It was in the compartment where I keep my bats. It had wedged itself in at the bottom where I couldn't reach it and didn't come out when I shook it out at the field. But it did come out at home. So I had 6 people helping me look for my key for over an hour when it was in my bag the whole time.

To make me feel even worse, a guy and his son that play on our team were two of the ones helping me look for the key. And they had their phones stolen during the game that they left in the car. That was bad enough. Even worse was that the guy was so super nice that after we all left he went home and got his metal detector to go back and look for my keys. And even though I got ahold of his son to let him know I found my keys, we couldn't contact his dad to let him know he could stop looking. Because his phone had been stolen.

Lastly, had to put my daughter in my bed for the night and sleep on the couch because I was too loud fixing the garage door. It only took me about a half hour at least. Of course, when I got it down I realized that not only had I forgotten to unlock the door from the garage into the house, but I had left my cellphone inside and couldn't call my wife to come unlock it. So I had to use a screwdriver on the lock to get myself in.

Fun night.

I would either be drunk or on my way to Vegas after a day like that.

I don't understand the bolded part. My kids climb in the bed with us all the time - that's 4 of us in a Queen size bed (3 year old usually down at the foot). Why the couch?

 

[Guster]

Zooks, was looking on the facebooks and saw a photo you were tagged in. Would you be kind enough to tell Sarah I love her? TIA

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Zooks, was looking on the facebooks and saw a photo you were tagged in. Would you be kind enough to tell Sarah I love her? TIA

High School or College graduation. This is important.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"Good luck at BC" probably means HS.

Yeah.

 

[Gadzooks]

Zooks, was looking on the facebooks and saw a photo you were tagged in. Would you be kind enough to tell Sarah I love her? TIA

High School or College graduation. This is important.

Just came in here to ask for a 6 day update and this is the first thing I saw. I will let my young niece know that a friend from the Internet saw a picture of her at her High School graduation and that he loves her.

Obviously I view my niece as a sweet, young and innocent child. However, her friends at this graduation........I would do such inappropriate things to them.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Zooks, was looking on the facebooks and saw a photo you were tagged in. Would you be kind enough to tell Sarah I love her? TIA

I wasn't gonna say anything.

 

[Gadzooks]

Zooks, was looking on the facebooks and saw a photo you were tagged in. Would you be kind enough to tell Sarah I love her? TIA

I wasn't gonna say anything.

I was thinking about you the entire time I was at the graduation. Without thinking I mentioned to my brother's mother in law that this place is "Homer-iffic". She's an 88 year old polish woman so I'm almost positive she didn't understand the Homer reference, but she's a polite lady so she just smiled and nodded her head.

 

[Gadzooks]

But seriously, 6 day update?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

But seriously, 6 day update?

Channel 38's showing Rich Man, Poor Man - all 12 parts. Back to back.

You gotta tape it for me.

Can't do it. You can't tape Rich Man, Poor Man. You gotta watch it with the commercials just like everybody else.

That's a good point.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Last night was so stupid it was funny.

I headed to my church softball game preparing myself mentally to do everything I could to not hurt myself. 10 minutes before the game I get a text from my wife that she had locked herself out of the house with my daughter and had to go in through the garage. Now, that doesn't seem like a big deal except that a few months ago the garage door got stuck on something while it was opening and the freaking opener kept right on pulling and folded the top panel in pretty good. It took me several hours to get everything fixed enough to get the garage door closed and it's remained closed since then and unfixed/replaced thanks to all of the other crap going on in our house.

So of course the door is now messed up even worse and won't go down again. So even before the game I knew that when I got home I'd have to spend an hour or two trying to get things at least to the point where I could close the door. Good stuff.

So as I'm ready to leave the game I'm pretty irritated with my wife for opening the garage when she knew it was broken and that I had a not so fun project awaiting me at home. As I go to reach into my baseball bag to grab my keys, I notice the zipper to the compartment where I keep my personal stuff is unzipped. ####. Of course everything is there except for the car key. The car key to my MIL's car that I drove. The ONLY key to that car. And it's now 9:15 at the field and fairly dark in the area I walked from the field to the car.

So 4 guys and 2 park rangers spent an hour helping me look for my keys in the overgrown grass. I finally gave up, left the car there and got a ride home. The upside is that I could get there in the morning and look for them in the daylight. The downside is that they are mowing the grass this morning.

Also, I still had to fix the garage door when I got home.

Good news: I got home and managed to find the key in my bag. I was a total moron and put that key in the wrong compartment. It was in the compartment where I keep my bats. It had wedged itself in at the bottom where I couldn't reach it and didn't come out when I shook it out at the field. But it did come out at home. So I had 6 people helping me look for my key for over an hour when it was in my bag the whole time.

To make me feel even worse, a guy and his son that play on our team were two of the ones helping me look for the key. And they had their phones stolen during the game that they left in the car. That was bad enough. Even worse was that the guy was so super nice that after we all left he went home and got his metal detector to go back and look for my keys. And even though I got ahold of his son to let him know I found my keys, we couldn't contact his dad to let him know he could stop looking. Because his phone had been stolen.

Lastly, had to put my daughter in my bed for the night and sleep on the couch because I was too loud fixing the garage door. It only took me about a half hour at least. Of course, when I got it down I realized that not only had I forgotten to unlock the door from the garage into the house, but I had left my cellphone inside and couldn't call my wife to come unlock it. So I had to use a screwdriver on the lock to get myself in.

Fun night.

I would either be drunk or on my way to Vegas after a day like that.

I don't understand the bolded part. My kids climb in the bed with us all the time - that's 4 of us in a Queen size bed (3 year old usually down at the foot). Why the couch?

My wife is 4'11" and 100lbs or so. My daughter is is like 38" and 38lbs or so. The 2 of them are like trying to sleep next to a hurricane that hogs all the covers and 98% of the bed space in our queen bed. I wake up with my pillow 2/3 of the way off the bed and perched precariously on about an inch of bed space on my side.

And you know what sucked? I couldn't even be mad at my wife about the garage door anymore after I lost the car key to her mom's car that they had been asking me to copy for the last month. I had to actually be humble and gracious about the whole thing.

Also, on my way back to my house after picking up the car this morning, I stopped at the True Value by my house to get some copies made. Turns out they don't copy Honda keys anymore there because they had a Honda key get stuck in an ignition once. So now I have to drive an extra 35 minutes both ways out of my way to go to Home Depot to get it done.

I'm starting to think that if SLB and I ever met in person something really bad would happen to him before I died. If Krista was there, betting on a meteor strike that ends all life would probably be a good bet.

 

[trogg78]

I was playing some pick up soccer yesterday and when I was trying to trap a lob pass the ball got stuck between my thighs as I was running up the field because I was so sweaty. I probably could have just ran into the goal if I wanted. Is that legal? After a couple steps I practically had to do the splits to get the ball to detach from my skin without using my hands.

 

[charvik]

Zooks, was looking on the facebooks and saw a photo you were tagged in. Would you be kind enough to tell Sarah I love her? TIA

I wasn't gonna say anything.

I was thinking about you the entire time I was at the graduation. Without thinking I mentioned to my brother's mother in law that this place is "Homer-iffic". She's an 88 year old polish woman so I'm almost positive she didn't understand the Homer reference, but she's a polite lady so she just smiled and nodded her head.

Yeah, I have something similar come up this weekend. Nephew is graduating, and so is his GF. GF's mom is throwing a graduation pool party for the entire class, and family... I expect Homer to fly in any second now.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I was playing some pick up soccer yesterday and when I was trying to trap a lob pass the ball got stuck between my thighs as I was running up the field because I was so sweaty. I probably could have just ran into the goal if I wanted. Is that legal? After a couple steps I practically had to do the splits to get the ball to detach from my skin without using my hands.

Otis likes this

 

[Gadzooks]

But seriously, 6 day update?

Channel 38's showing Rich Man, Poor Man - all 12 parts. Back to back.

You gotta tape it for me.

Can't do it. You can't tape Rich Man, Poor Man. You gotta watch it with the commercials just like everybody else.

That's a good point.

It's a tough call.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Zooks, was looking on the facebooks and saw a photo you were tagged in. Would you be kind enough to tell Sarah I love her? TIA

I wasn't gonna say anything.

I was thinking about you the entire time I was at the graduation. Without thinking I mentioned to my brother's mother in law that this place is "Homer-iffic". She's an 88 year old polish woman so I'm almost positive she didn't understand the Homer reference, but she's a polite lady so she just smiled and nodded her head.

Yeah, I have something similar come up this weekend. Nephew is graduating, and so is his GF. GF's mom is throwing a graduation pool party for the entire class, and family... I expect Homer to fly in any second now.

POOL PARTY?!?!?!

Jebus H Christmas, I hate you.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Zooks, was looking on the facebooks and saw a photo you were tagged in. Would you be kind enough to tell Sarah I love her? TIA

High School or College graduation. This is important.

Just came in here to ask for a 6 day update

I'm only 50 pages behind !

-fish got molested (not the good way) in front of his kid at a campground with a balcony by a crazy chick and went to prison with carnies (actually true)

-SLB is busty

-shuke's spreading the gout

-YRS has boobs (1 confirmed. 1 assumed)

-GM found out Cosmo has good programs on the Netflix

-Rodeos suck, unless you're a cow with a very specific fetish

-Tanner's wife left that place that makes bbq to work for some other place that serves beer late at night (I'm guessing the place that hand spins wings?), and he's trying to score multiple weeks of bachelorhood from it

-Rude went to Paris and all he got was this lousy Big Mac

-Grove could use some thoprawishes

-LABShole seems to have been a great success, despite Tre's presence

-Homer's moving back to THE Ohio state because he's tired of making old fashioneds for guys named Alastair

-thorn needs to shut up

-Zooks' kid reacted to teacher dumping with uncontrollable vomiting

-IB has jock itch everywhere, including parts of Mrs. Foos

-Take a look. It's in a book. A reading rainbow.

-Something about Wizard of Oz. I don't really remember.

-Pack's daughter was shtupping a gay guy, but they confiscated all her friends in customs

-GM made some cookies for BobbyLayne's niece and her new man. You probably saw the Maury episode

-stryker loves furly. No word on how he feels about fruly

-DYLAN FARTED

-cos is getting a "prescription" from a "doctor" for something involving joints

-Cornhole in Naperville. BYOHSH

-Homer wants to know if he can play in your home Hold 'Em game

-YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Also...

-Despite having a mini-, Guster is regularly fingerbanging some new chick while having a bourbonslut on the side

-Otis likes balls

-New consipiracy theories are arising RE: Jeopardy wanting Tanner off for being a pain in the ###

-GM peed on himself after his wang got tangled up in his briar patch

-Frosti might... MIGHT need some beef sticks.

-krista's staying at the Bates Motel while she closes on a new house

-Hot chicks marry band guys and get paid a lot to be on TV

-Pepper spread was apparently not just a summary of SLB's evening

-Tre's either buying a Scion iQ or a Fiat 500

-boobs

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Zooks, was looking on the facebooks and saw a photo you were tagged in. Would you be kind enough to tell Sarah I love her? TIA

I wasn't gonna say anything.

I was thinking about you the entire time I was at the graduation. Without thinking I mentioned to my brother's mother in law that this place is "Homer-iffic". She's an 88 year old polish woman so I'm almost positive she didn't understand the Homer reference, but she's a polite lady so she just smiled and nodded her head.

Glad I was on your mind GB.

 

[Disco Stu]

Who is the best 2B from Bakersfield?

Johnny Callison

He played deep 2B

"Last unread post" brought me to this. Did I miss anything?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Who is the best 2B from Bakersfield?

Johnny Callison

He played deep 2B

"Last unread post" brought me to this. Did I miss anything?

Scroll up two posts and you're good.

 

[Disco Stu]

I'm only 50 pages behind !

-fish got molested (not the good way) in front of his kid at a campground with a balcony by a crazy chick and went to prison with carnies (actually true)

-SLB is busty

-shuke's spreading the gout

-YRS has boobs (1 confirmed. 1 assumed)

-GM found out Cosmo has good programs on the Netflix

-Rodeos suck, unless you're a cow with a very specific fetish

-Tanner's wife left that place that makes bbq to work for some other place that serves beer late at night (I'm guessing the place that hand spins wings?), and he's trying to score multiple weeks of bachelorhood from it

-Rude went to Paris and all he got was this lousy Big Mac

-Grove could use some thoprawishes

-LABShole seems to have been a great success, despite Tre's presence

-Homer's moving back to THE Ohio state because he's tired of making old fashioneds for guys named Alastair

-thorn needs to shut up

-Zooks' kid reacted to teacher dumping with uncontrollable vomiting

-IB has jock itch everywhere, including parts of Mrs. Foos

-Take a look. It's in a book. A reading rainbow.

-Something about Wizard of Oz. I don't really remember.

-Pack's daughter was shtupping a gay guy, but they confiscated all her friends in customs

-GM made some cookies for BobbyLayne's niece and her new man. You probably saw the Maury episode

-stryker loves furly. No word on how he feels about fruly

-DYLAN FARTED

-cos is getting a "prescription" from a "doctor" for something involving joints

-Cornhole in Naperville. BYOHSH

-Homer wants to know if he can play in your home Hold 'Em game

-YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Also...

-Despite having a mini-, Guster is regularly fingerbanging some new chick while having a bourbonslut on the side

-Otis likes balls

-New consipiracy theories are arising RE: Jeopardy wanting Tanner off for being a pain in the ###

-GM peed on himself after his wang got tangled up in his briar patch

-Frosti might... MIGHT need some beef sticks.

-krista's staying at the Bates Motel while she closes on a new house

-Hot chicks marry band guys and get paid a lot to be on TV

-Pepper spread was apparently not just a summary of SLB's evening

-Tre's either buying a Scion iQ or a Fiat 500

-boobs

Can you do one of these for the past 750 pages GBBS? TIA.

 

[charvik]

Zooks, was looking on the facebooks and saw a photo you were tagged in. Would you be kind enough to tell Sarah I love her? TIA

I wasn't gonna say anything.

I was thinking about you the entire time I was at the graduation. Without thinking I mentioned to my brother's mother in law that this place is "Homer-iffic". She's an 88 year old polish woman so I'm almost positive she didn't understand the Homer reference, but she's a polite lady so she just smiled and nodded her head.

Yeah, I have something similar come up this weekend. Nephew is graduating, and so is his GF. GF's mom is throwing a graduation pool party for the entire class, and family... I expect Homer to fly in any second now.

POOL PARTY?!?!?!

Jebus H Christmas, I hate you.

Still time to fly in GB.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm only 50 pages behind !

-fish got molested (not the good way) in front of his kid at a campground with a balcony by a crazy chick and went to prison with carnies (actually true)

-SLB is busty

-shuke's spreading the gout

-YRS has boobs (1 confirmed. 1 assumed)

-GM found out Cosmo has good programs on the Netflix

-Rodeos suck, unless you're a cow with a very specific fetish

-Tanner's wife left that place that makes bbq to work for some other place that serves beer late at night (I'm guessing the place that hand spins wings?), and he's trying to score multiple weeks of bachelorhood from it

-Rude went to Paris and all he got was this lousy Big Mac

-Grove could use some thoprawishes

-LABShole seems to have been a great success, despite Tre's presence

-Homer's moving back to THE Ohio state because he's tired of making old fashioneds for guys named Alastair

-thorn needs to shut up

-Zooks' kid reacted to teacher dumping with uncontrollable vomiting

-IB has jock itch everywhere, including parts of Mrs. Foos

-Take a look. It's in a book. A reading rainbow.

-Something about Wizard of Oz. I don't really remember.

-Pack's daughter was shtupping a gay guy, but they confiscated all her friends in customs

-GM made some cookies for BobbyLayne's niece and her new man. You probably saw the Maury episode

-stryker loves furly. No word on how he feels about fruly

-DYLAN FARTED

-cos is getting a "prescription" from a "doctor" for something involving joints

-Cornhole in Naperville. BYOHSH

-Homer wants to know if he can play in your home Hold 'Em game

-YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Also...

-Despite having a mini-, Guster is regularly fingerbanging some new chick while having a bourbonslut on the side

-Otis likes balls

-New consipiracy theories are arising RE: Jeopardy wanting Tanner off for being a pain in the ###

-GM peed on himself after his wang got tangled up in his briar patch

-Frosti might... MIGHT need some beef sticks.

-krista's staying at the Bates Motel while she closes on a new house

-Hot chicks marry band guys and get paid a lot to be on TV

-Pepper spread was apparently not just a summary of SLB's evening

-Tre's either buying a Scion iQ or a Fiat 500

-boobs

Can you do one of these for the past 750 pages GBBS? TIA.

Ignore the top half imo

 

[Guster]

Who is the best 2B from Bakersfield?

Johnny Callison

He played deep 2B

"Last unread post" brought me to this. Did I miss anything?

 

[Guster]

Zooks, was looking on the facebooks and saw a photo you were tagged in. Would you be kind enough to tell Sarah I love her? TIA

I wasn't gonna say anything.

Yeah, realized that after I posted and went to look at the picture again. oops

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Good luck at BC" probably means HS.

Yeah.

Bakersfield College. The best 5 years of my life.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Who is the best 2B from Bakersfield?

Johnny Callison

He played deep 2B

"Last unread post" brought me to this.

 

[Fuller]

If you're not watching Silicon Valley you missed one of the funniest scenes in recent years. (NSFW)

glad there's going to be a second season.