GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Freelove is Peens I believe.

After reading Freelove's posts in the GoT thread, there's not a chance in hell he's Peens.

No, and he's been active in some religion threads. He's smart and well spoken. Definitely not Peens.

 

[bentley]

We use Poll Everywhere, which basically does that same thing, at a lot of our corporate events. We use it to let people text in questions during the presentation which we answer at the end. It works for a large group where you don't want people just shouting out questions.

Douchers like Tanner are why I always read the questions off my laptop instead of letting the audience read what's coming in on the big screen.

Pretty sure that's what we used.

Well, yeah.

Honestly the reason I knew to never show the screen from the room was because I've been on the Tanner end of things previously.

It was very cold in the conference room where we last used it. When we asked people for one word to describe the event, someone said "nippley." Apparently that's not a term that sixthysomething insurance guys are familiar with because I had to explain it to all our senior executives. Which was weird.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Zooks, was looking on the facebooks and saw a photo you were tagged in. Would you be kind enough to tell Sarah I love her? TIA

I wasn't gonna say anything.

I was thinking about you the entire time I was at the graduation. Without thinking I mentioned to my brother's mother in law that this place is "Homer-iffic". She's an 88 year old polish woman so I'm almost positive she didn't understand the Homer reference, but she's a polite lady so she just smiled and nodded her head.

Yeah, I have something similar come up this weekend. Nephew is graduating, and so is his GF. GF's mom is throwing a graduation pool party for the entire class, and family... I expect Homer to fly in any second now.

Along the same lines, being just 40 minutes from the beach, you would think a great youth group activity would be going to the shore for a day during the summer. Until of course you see the bathing suits the girls wear, the guys trying to hide their boners, and the inevitable flash of a 16 year old girl's very developed boob popping out of her skimpy suit in the water.

So our youth group doesn't do beach days.

 

[Foosball God]

We use Poll Everywhere, which basically does that same thing, at a lot of our corporate events. We use it to let people text in questions during the presentation which we answer at the end. It works for a large group where you don't want people just shouting out questions.

Douchers like Tanner are why I always read the questions off my laptop instead of letting the audience read what's coming in on the big screen.

Pretty sure that's what we used.

Well, yeah.

Honestly the reason I knew to never show the screen from the room was because I've been on the Tanner end of things previously.

It was very cold in the conference room where we last used it. When we asked people for one word to describe the event, someone said "nippley." Apparently that's not a term that sixthysomething insurance guys are familiar with because I had to explain it to all our senior executives. Which was weird.

How much detail did you have to get into before they got the point?

 

[McGarnicle]

Zooks, was looking on the facebooks and saw a photo you were tagged in. Would you be kind enough to tell Sarah I love her? TIA

I wasn't gonna say anything.

I was thinking about you the entire time I was at the graduation. Without thinking I mentioned to my brother's mother in law that this place is "Homer-iffic". She's an 88 year old polish woman so I'm almost positive she didn't understand the Homer reference, but she's a polite lady so she just smiled and nodded her head.

Yeah, I have something similar come up this weekend. Nephew is graduating, and so is his GF. GF's mom is throwing a graduation pool party for the entire class, and family... I expect Homer to fly in any second now.

Along the same lines, being just 40 minutes from the beach, you would think a great youth group activity would be going to the shore for a day during the summer. Until of course you see the bathing suits the girls wear, the guys trying to hide their boners, and the inevitable flash of a 16 year old girl's very developed boob popping out of her skimpy suit in the water.

So our youth group doesn't do beach days.

I don't understand what you're saying at all. So there aren't enough vans to get all the kids to the beach? Do you need a van? I have a van. Do you want to use my van? I'll drive.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Zooks, was looking on the facebooks and saw a photo you were tagged in. Would you be kind enough to tell Sarah I love her? TIA

I wasn't gonna say anything.

I was thinking about you the entire time I was at the graduation. Without thinking I mentioned to my brother's mother in law that this place is "Homer-iffic". She's an 88 year old polish woman so I'm almost positive she didn't understand the Homer reference, but she's a polite lady so she just smiled and nodded her head.

Yeah, I have something similar come up this weekend. Nephew is graduating, and so is his GF. GF's mom is throwing a graduation pool party for the entire class, and family... I expect Homer to fly in any second now.

Along the same lines, being just 40 minutes from the beach, you would think a great youth group activity would be going to the shore for a day during the summer. Until of course you see the bathing suits the girls wear, the guys trying to hide their boners, and the inevitable flash of a 16 year old girl's very developed boob popping out of her skimpy suit in the water.So our youth group doesn't do beach days.

You trying to get me all riled up?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Zooks, was looking on the facebooks and saw a photo you were tagged in. Would you be kind enough to tell Sarah I love her? TIA

I wasn't gonna say anything.

I was thinking about you the entire time I was at the graduation. Without thinking I mentioned to my brother's mother in law that this place is "Homer-iffic". She's an 88 year old polish woman so I'm almost positive she didn't understand the Homer reference, but she's a polite lady so she just smiled and nodded her head.

Yeah, I have something similar come up this weekend. Nephew is graduating, and so is his GF. GF's mom is throwing a graduation pool party for the entire class, and family... I expect Homer to fly in any second now.

Along the same lines, being just 40 minutes from the beach, you would think a great youth group activity would be going to the shore for a day during the summer. Until of course you see the bathing suits the girls wear, the guys trying to hide their boners, and the inevitable flash of a 16 year old girl's very developed boob popping out of her skimpy suit in the water.

So our youth group doesn't do beach days.

I don't see how the last sentence follows from the preceding paragraph.

 

[GroveDiesel]

So this happened near a few of my friends last night:

http://m.cantonrep.com/article/20140603/NEWS/140609868?sect=Featured&map=-1

Apparently some convict was being transported to another facility escaped from the van despite being in a belly chain and ankle chains. He jumped out a couple hundred yards away from my friends who were also playing church softball last night.

Suddenly dozens of police cars, FBI vehicles, SWAT, police dogs and helicopters were all over the place. My friends got interviewed by one of the news stations out of Cleveland.

Sounded fun.

 

[Guster]

Zooks, was looking on the facebooks and saw a photo you were tagged in. Would you be kind enough to tell Sarah I love her? TIA

I wasn't gonna say anything.

I was thinking about you the entire time I was at the graduation. Without thinking I mentioned to my brother's mother in law that this place is "Homer-iffic". She's an 88 year old polish woman so I'm almost positive she didn't understand the Homer reference, but she's a polite lady so she just smiled and nodded her head.

Yeah, I have something similar come up this weekend. Nephew is graduating, and so is his GF. GF's mom is throwing a graduation pool party for the entire class, and family... I expect Homer to fly in any second now.

Along the same lines, being just 40 minutes from the beach, you would think a great youth group activity would be going to the shore for a day during the summer. Until of course you see the bathing suits the girls wear, the guys trying to hide their boners, and the inevitable flash of a 16 year old girl's very developed boob popping out of her skimpy suit in the water.

So our youth group doesn't do beach days.

Go on...

 

[Henry Ford]

So this happened near a few of my friends last night:

http://m.cantonrep.com/article/20140603/NEWS/140609868?sect=Featured&map=-1

Apparently some convict was being transported to another facility escaped from the van despite being in a belly chain and ankle chains. He jumped out a couple hundred yards away from my friends who were also playing church softball last night.

Suddenly dozens of police cars, FBI vehicles, SWAT, police dogs and helicopters were all over the place. My friends got interviewed by one of the news stations out of Cleveland.

Sounded fun.

He looks nice.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

So this happened near a few of my friends last night:

http://m.cantonrep.com/article/20140603/NEWS/140609868?sect=Featured&map=-1

Apparently some convict was being transported to another facility escaped from the van despite being in a belly chain and ankle chains. He jumped out a couple hundred yards away from my friends who were also playing church softball last night.

Suddenly dozens of police cars, FBI vehicles, SWAT, police dogs and helicopters were all over the place. My friends got interviewed by one of the news stations out of Cleveland.

Sounded fun.

Years ago I was playing in a softball game and the other team's 3rd baseman got arrested right in the middle of the game. We were batting and I was coaching 3rd. Cops pull up, casually walk up to the field, and right in the middle of the inning say "C'mon, Joe".

Joe: For what?

Cop: You know.

Cuffed, stuffed, sub came in to play 3rd and the game went on like nothing had happened.

 

[GroveDiesel]

I'm just saying, you know, you end up with awkward situations like one of the girls badly sprains her ankle in the water and can't walk in. So you have to pick her up and carry her in. Only she's all oily and slippery from the sunscreen so she's hard to carry and slipping around and your hands are grabbing all sorts of things so you don't drop her and her swimsuit is sliding all over the place, and...ya know?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Church softball sounds terrible.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I'm just saying, you know, you end up with awkward situations like one of the girls badly sprains her ankle in the water and can't walk in. So you have to pick her up and carry her in. Only she's all oily and slippery from the sunscreen so she's hard to carry and slipping around and your hands are grabbing all sorts of things so you don't drop her and her swimsuit is sliding all over the place, and...ya know?

Not to mention if there's a jellyfish sting..

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So this happened near a few of my friends last night:

http://m.cantonrep.com/article/20140603/NEWS/140609868?sect=Featured&map=-1

Apparently some convict was being transported to another facility escaped from the van despite being in a belly chain and ankle chains. He jumped out a couple hundred yards away from my friends who were also playing church softball last night.

Suddenly dozens of police cars, FBI vehicles, SWAT, police dogs and helicopters were all over the place. My friends got interviewed by one of the news stations out of Cleveland.

Sounded fun.

Years ago I was playing in a softball game and the other team's 3rd baseman got arrested right in the middle of the game. We were batting and I was coaching 3rd. Cops pull up, casually walk up to the field, and right in the middle of the inning say "C'mon, Joe".

Joe: For what?

Cop: You know.

Cuffed, stuffed, sub came in to play 3rd and the game went on like nothing had happened.

Cleveland is awesome.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Church softball sounds terrible.

Pretty much. I've seen more fights at church softball than regular rec or bar leagues.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm just saying, you know, you end up with awkward situations like one of the girls badly sprains her ankle in the water and can't walk in. So you have to pick her up and carry her in. Only she's all oily and slippery from the sunscreen so she's hard to carry and slipping around and your hands are grabbing all sorts of things so you don't drop her and her swimsuit is sliding all over the place, and...ya know?

brb

 

[Captain Quinoa]

So this happened near a few of my friends last night:

http://m.cantonrep.com/article/20140603/NEWS/140609868?sect=Featured&map=-1

Apparently some convict was being transported to another facility escaped from the van despite being in a belly chain and ankle chains. He jumped out a couple hundred yards away from my friends who were also playing church softball last night.

Suddenly dozens of police cars, FBI vehicles, SWAT, police dogs and helicopters were all over the place. My friends got interviewed by one of the news stations out of Cleveland.

Sounded fun.

Years ago I was playing in a softball game and the other team's 3rd baseman got arrested right in the middle of the game. We were batting and I was coaching 3rd. Cops pull up, casually walk up to the field, and right in the middle of the inning say "C'mon, Joe".

Joe: For what?

Cop: You know.

Cuffed, stuffed, sub came in to play 3rd and the game went on like nothing had happened.

Cleveland is awesome.

This was actually Columbus - the bustling metropolis of West Jefferson to be specific.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Church softball sounds terrible.

Jesus must not like it

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So this happened near a few of my friends last night:

http://m.cantonrep.com/article/20140603/NEWS/140609868?sect=Featured&map=-1

Apparently some convict was being transported to another facility escaped from the van despite being in a belly chain and ankle chains. He jumped out a couple hundred yards away from my friends who were also playing church softball last night.

Suddenly dozens of police cars, FBI vehicles, SWAT, police dogs and helicopters were all over the place. My friends got interviewed by one of the news stations out of Cleveland.

Sounded fun.

Years ago I was playing in a softball game and the other team's 3rd baseman got arrested right in the middle of the game. We were batting and I was coaching 3rd. Cops pull up, casually walk up to the field, and right in the middle of the inning say "C'mon, Joe".

Joe: For what?

Cop: You know.

Cuffed, stuffed, sub came in to play 3rd and the game went on like nothing had happened.

But was it church softball? This is very important.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

So this happened near a few of my friends last night:

http://m.cantonrep.com/article/20140603/NEWS/140609868?sect=Featured&map=-1

Apparently some convict was being transported to another facility escaped from the van despite being in a belly chain and ankle chains. He jumped out a couple hundred yards away from my friends who were also playing church softball last night.

Suddenly dozens of police cars, FBI vehicles, SWAT, police dogs and helicopters were all over the place. My friends got interviewed by one of the news stations out of Cleveland.

Sounded fun.

Years ago I was playing in a softball game and the other team's 3rd baseman got arrested right in the middle of the game. We were batting and I was coaching 3rd. Cops pull up, casually walk up to the field, and right in the middle of the inning say "C'mon, Joe".

Joe: For what?

Cop: You know.

Cuffed, stuffed, sub came in to play 3rd and the game went on like nothing had happened.

But was it church softball? This is very important.

Negative

 

[Bob Sacamano]

While sports talk radio generally sucks, I really like SVP and Russillo. I mean, not as much as jostling around wet, oily, and partially-clothed church youth, but maybe just a notch or two below.

 

[BobbyLayne]

So this happened near a few of my friends last night:

http://m.cantonrep.com/article/20140603/NEWS/140609868?sect=Featured&map=-1

Apparently some convict was being transported to another facility escaped from the van despite being in a belly chain and ankle chains. He jumped out a couple hundred yards away from my friends who were also playing church softball last night.

Suddenly dozens of police cars, FBI vehicles, SWAT, police dogs and helicopters were all over the place. My friends got interviewed by one of the news stations out of Cleveland.

Sounded fun.

Years ago I was playing in a softball game and the other team's 3rd baseman got arrested right in the middle of the game. We were batting and I was coaching 3rd. Cops pull up, casually walk up to the field, and right in the middle of the inning say "C'mon, Joe".

Joe: For what?

Cop: You know.

Cuffed, stuffed, sub came in to play 3rd and the game went on like nothing had happened.

Cleveland is awesome.

This was actually Columbus - the bustling metropolis of West Jefferson to be specific.

Well....unpaid parking tickets? Back due child support? Screamed "You the man!" while Tiger was teeing off at the Memorial?

 

[kevzilla]

Without Methodist Youth Fellowship, I might have never gotten any before college.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Without Methodist Youth Fellowship, I might have never gotten any before college.

MYLF?

 

[belljr]

So a friend of mine coaches college swimming..men's and women.

so the girls decide to get pink for breast cancer awarness.

coach thought it was to wear over their practice suits. But it wasnt. He had to have a meeting since they were see through

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Without Methodist Youth Fellowship, I might have never gotten any before college.

The ladies weren't lining up to run their fingers through the magic space hair?

 

[General Malaise]

So a friend of mine coaches college swimming..men's and women.

so the girls decide to get pink for breast cancer awarness.

coach thought it was to wear over their practice suits. But it wasnt. He had to have a meeting since they were see through

Hi, former competitive swimmer here. I can count on one hand the number of female competitive swimmers I'd like to see naked. And I swam in Texas. For 5 years. Do not want.

 

[kevzilla]

Without Methodist Youth Fellowship, I might have never gotten any before college.

The ladies weren't lining up to run their fingers through the magic space hair?

It was the 70s, we all had it.

 

[kevzilla]

Classroom training all afternoon. Getting a little stabby.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Classroom training all afternoon. Getting a little stabby.

Summer half days...I'm telling you guys.

 

[cosjobs]

Sad to say, I'm probably going to have to be back in LA during beerhole.

May we could do a western edition.

 

[kevzilla]

Zooks> Are Brookline girls easy? That's where the trainer is from. Looking for an edge.

 

[Disco Stu]

Lastly, had to put my daughter in my bed for the night and sleep on the couch because I was too loud fixing the garage door. It only took me about a half hour at least. Of course, when I got it down I realized that not only had I forgotten to unlock the door from the garage into the house, but I had left my cellphone inside and couldn't call my wife to come unlock it. So I had to use a screwdriver on the lock to get myself in.

Fun night.

I don't understand the bolded part. My kids climb in the bed with us all the time - that's 4 of us in a Queen size bed (3 year old usually down at the foot). Why the couch?

Man, eff that. Tell the ratrugs to find their own thunder buddy.

 

[Disco Stu]

Pro Tip: If you insist on making crockpot chicken in the shower, avoid at all costs compression briefs followed by a trip to the driving range and copious beers after that. For some, the crockpot stock may not be completely used up and anything that might leak out post-shower could adhere itself like super glue to some of the hairs around the genital region. Urgent urination caused by copious beers might lead the big head to the urinal to unleash the hounds in a hurry before realizing that the little head is stuck sideways in a patch of hairs. In that scenario, pee will find itself everywhere except the base of the urinal.

I was inspired to return to this thread due to the crockpot chicken we had for dinner last night. Actually true.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pro Tip: If you insist on making crockpot chicken in the shower, avoid at all costs compression briefs followed by a trip to the driving range and copious beers after that. For some, the crockpot stock may not be completely used up and anything that might leak out post-shower could adhere itself like super glue to some of the hairs around the genital region. Urgent urination caused by copious beers might lead the big head to the urinal to unleash the hounds in a hurry before realizing that the little head is stuck sideways in a patch of hairs. In that scenario, pee will find itself everywhere except the base of the urinal.

I was inspired to return to this thread due to the crockpot chicken we had for dinner last night. Actually true.

Welcome back, GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bird greatest evah!

We had hardcoded in your vote for the white guy before we set up the poll.

see if you can spot the Peens post

That's right. Had them confused.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My day started with my Dad calling me panic because one of the sales people had a big presentation and the laptop with all of the information on it was locked up. Apparently Cal was playing around with it at their house over the weekend and now there was a password on it. So I had to call Cal up at school for the password.

The day went downhill from there.

 

[Celph Titled]

a/s/l?

 

[Frostillicus]

a/s/l?

Been a while.

 

[Celph Titled]

a/s/l?

Been a while.

Almost four years without getting clipped. I was like one of those beetles that Tyrion talked about in GOT in the GOT thread.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I "sat" in a Mini at the auto show once. Not pretty. Although it fared better than the Audi TT.

 

[Frostillicus]

a/s/l?

Been a while.

Almost four years without getting clipped. I was like one of those beetles that Tyrion talked about in GOT in the GOT thread.

Wha happen?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

That studs sig is pretty bad

 

[Celph Titled]

a/s/l?

Been a while.

Almost four years without getting clipped. I was like one of those beetles that Tyrion talked about in GOT in the GOT thread.

Wha happen?

I derided Tim for wanting to see naked underage dudes.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Pm the alias?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Pm the alias?

really?

it's right in the sig

 

[Henry Ford]

This place is too complicated for me.

 

[Celph Titled]

That studs sig is pretty bad

You're pretty bad.

 

[Guster]

Classroom training all afternoon. Getting a little stabby.

Summer half days...I'm telling you guys.

Had a nice afternoon lying on the couch and learning about story telling on a video connect with people from every continent except Antarctica