GM's thread about nothing (70 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

Classroom training all afternoon. Getting a little stabby.

Summer half days...I'm telling you guys.

Had a nice afternoon lying on the couch and learning about story telling on a video connect with people from every continent except Antarctica

Antarcticans are so friggin' lazy.

 

[Guster]

I don't know if it's because I'm a single dad and can relate to some of the story lines, but Louie is an absolutely fantastic show

 

[Guster]

My daughter had her first martial arts class today. I signed her up because she loved watching the show Kickin' It. She was a little nervous for it, but after class said it was fantastic

gotta subtly teach her some tricks to keep the boys away

 

[Abraham]

Classroom training all afternoon. Getting a little stabby.

Summer half days...I'm telling you guys.

Had a nice afternoon lying on the couch and learning about story telling on a video connect with people from every continent except Antarctica

Sucks for you. Antarticans know how to spin a good yarn.

 

[Annyong]

Abe. I met an Antarctican that wouldn't shut the #### up

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Fastest possible way to get through a border checkpoint.

Genius!

 

[Annyong]

Oh is it worse to run about 5 miles then pooh before showering or after?

I'm beginning to think after.

 

[kevzilla]

Classroom training all afternoon. Getting a little stabby.

Summer half days...I'm telling you guys.

Had a nice afternoon lying on the couch and learning about story telling on a video connect with people from every continent except Antarctica

Sucks for you. Antarticans know how to spin a good yarn.

I HAVE BORING CLASSROOM TRAINING!!!!!1!!WAN!!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

On a scale of 1-10 how gay is this drink I just made myself

1 part 99 bananas

1 part peach schnapps

1 part apricot schnapps (imported from Germany)

1 part vodka

2 parts sprite

Splash grenadine

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh is it worse to run about 5 miles then pooh before showering or after?

I'm beginning to think after.

shower, poo, then shower again

 

[Homer J Simpson]

On a scale of 1-10 how gay is this drink I just made myself

1 part 99 bananas

1 part peach schnapps

1 part apricot schnapps (imported from Germany)

1 part vodka

2 parts sprite

Splash grenadine

Sounds like a Homer J Special.

 

[Annyong]

On a scale of 1-10 how gay is this drink I just made myself

1 part 99 bananas

1 part peach schnapps

1 part apricot schnapps (imported from Germany)

1 part vodka

2 parts sprite

Splash grenadine

You didn't tell us where the 99 bananas were from

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I was going to say 12, but since the schnapps was imported from Germany, I'll go 2.

 

[Annyong]

Oh is it worse to run about 5 miles then pooh before showering or after?

I'm beginning to think after.

shower, poo, then shower again

Or I could have just poohed in the shower and mashed it down the drain

 

[Abraham]

I don't think id have the patience for peeling that many bananas.

 

[Henry Ford]

On a scale of 1-10 how gay is this drink I just made myself

1 part 99 bananas

1 part peach schnapps

1 part apricot schnapps (imported from Germany)

1 part vodka

2 parts sprite

Splash grenadine

Always wait 30 minutes after drinking before jello wrestling with other men.

 

[Annyong]

Surprised there's no sherbet in it

 

[Henry Ford]

I bet it would be too harsh without that splash of grenadine. Needed a little sweetness.

 

[cosjobs]

On a scale of 1-10 how gay is this drink I just made myself

1 part 99 bananas

1 part peach schnapps

1 part apricot schnapps (imported from Germany)

1 part vodka

2 parts sprite

Splash grenadine

99 parts gay

1 part peach schnapps

1 part apricot schnapps (imported from Germany)

1 part vodka

2 parts sprite

Splash grenadine

 

[DA RAIDERS]

On a scale of 1-10 how gay is this drink I just made myself

1 part 99 bananas

1 part peach schnapps

1 part apricot schnapps (imported from Germany)

1 part vodka

2 parts sprite

Splash grenadine

7.5

 

[DA RAIDERS]

On a scale of 1-10 how gay is this drink I just made myself

1 part 99 bananas

1 part peach schnapps

1 part apricot schnapps (imported from Germany)

1 part vodka

2 parts sprite

Splash grenadine

99 parts gay

1 part peach schnapps

1 part apricot schnapps (imported from Germany)

1 part vodka

2 parts sprite

Splash grenadine

the extra 9.5% alcohol in the 99 bananas evens out its gayness, hence my 7.5

 

[-fish-]

Without the 99 bananas, schnapps, sprite and grenadine, it's fine

 

[Sammy3469]

Oh is it worse to run about 5 miles then pooh before showering or after?

I'm beginning to think after.

shower, poo, then shower again

Or I could have just poohed in the shower and mashed it down the drain

The reverse crockpot?

 

[GroveDiesel]

Oh is it worse to run about 5 miles then pooh before showering or after?

I'm beginning to think after.

shower, poo, then shower again

Or I could have just poohed in the shower and mashed it down the drain

The reverse crockpot?

Microwaved Giblets

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I celebrate your variety of boozes in your foo foo drink.

 

[bentley]

Still not in Amarillo. On some kind of minijet waiting our turn on the tarmac and two hours late. Had an interesting discussion with a friend about how wild she was in college while we waited at the gate.

I have to be in a suit and ready for tv at 5:15 am tomorrow. I'm not even sure that's legal.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Still not in Amarillo. On some kind of minijet waiting our turn on the tarmac and two hours late. Had an interesting discussion with a friend about how wild she was in college while we waited at the gate.

I have to be in a suit and ready for tv at 5:15 am tomorrow. I'm not even sure that's legal.

Good night, buddy. zzzzzzzz

 

[ScottNorwood]

TRE - I hope you're not trying to offend me with that avatar. I eat lemon parties for breakfast.

 

[Guster]

Still not in Amarillo. On some kind of minijet waiting our turn on the tarmac and two hours late. Had an interesting discussion with a friend about how wild she was in college while we waited at the gate.

I have to be in a suit and ready for tv at 5:15 am tomorrow. I'm not even sure that's legal.

By all means, play coy and don't elaborate

 

[Guster]

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

Holy ####, you've never seen it?

 

[Freelove]

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

Wie-ner...wiener-wie-ner...wiener-wie-ner...

 

[ScottNorwood]

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

Holy ####, you've never seen it?

Well after you get caught up there's some good discussion on these boards.

And by good discussion I mean horrible horrible discussion.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

Holy ####, you've never seen it?

Well after you get caught up there's some good discussion on these boards.

And by good discussion I mean horrible horrible discussion.

SPOILER TAGS, JERKASS!!!

 

[UniAlias]

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

Holy ####, you've never seen it?

Well after you get caught up there's some good discussion on these boards.

And by good discussion I mean horrible horrible discussion.

SPOILER TAGS, JERKASS!!!

### ####it, beat me to it.

 

[BobbyLayne]

I don't really want to venture into that Neil deGrasse Tyson thread, but my buddy sat next to him a flight today. Said he was absolutely nicest astrophysicist he's ever met.

Yeah, that's one more than I've ever met, too.

ETA: thumbs

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

TRE - I hope you're not trying to offend me with that avatar. I eat lemon parties for breakfast.

I'm trying to entice you, gb.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Watching s1e1 of game of thrones... This is like olde tymey softcore porn, no?

Holy ####, you've never seen it?

Well after you get caught up there's some good discussion on these boards.

And by good discussion I mean horrible horrible discussion.

SPOILER TAGS, JERKASS!!!

### ####it, beat me to it.

 

[ScottNorwood]

TRE - I hope you're not trying to offend me with that avatar. I eat lemon parties for breakfast.

I'm trying to entice you, gb.

All you had to do was ask

 

[Plorfu]

Across ethnic,generational and animal bounds,Sweet Caroline being played on the jukebox has never angered anyone who wasn't just a jerkass. Please keep in mind I listen to Irish punk almost exclusively.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Random or cross posting, it's all good in GMTAN.

 

[Osaurus]

Dropkick Murphys are rolling in their graves.

 

[Sammy3469]

Random or cross posting, it's all good in GMTAN.

Except when he's wrong

 

[Homer J Simpson]

BA BA DAAAA

 

[Plorfu]

So good! So good! So good!

 

[Plorfu]

Random or cross posting, it's all good in GMTAN.

Keeping to topic isn't my strong point.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Shuke may have snapped.

 

[Plorfu]

Random or cross posting, it's all good in GMTAN.

Keeping to topic isn't my strong point.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

I don't really want to venture into that Neil deGrasse Tyson thread, but my buddy sat next to him a flight today. Said he was absolutely nicest astrophysicist he's ever met.

Yeah, that's one more than I've ever met, too.

True story: I used to work around a couple of astrophysicists. They were both pretty much #####.

 

[Plorfu]

At least three of you now have that song in your head.