GM's thread about nothing (43 Viewers)

[krista4]

Could someone remind me of why Ham called the feds on Otis? I can't remember the story.

 

[Abraham]

Could someone remind me of why Ham called the feds on Otis? I can't remember the story.

Something about Kate upton's relative girth?

 

[Osaurus]

Could someone remind me of why Ham called the feds on Otis? I can't remember the story.

Think it was FCC copyright infringement related.

 

[krista4]

Could someone remind me of why Ham called the feds on Otis? I can't remember the story.

Something about Kate upton's relative girth?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Let's not do this.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Could someone remind me of why Ham called the feds on Otis? I can't remember the story.

Did this come up in the ham thread?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The couple we met in Maui last year, and later their three adult children in Kauai, sent us an invitation for a surprise 25th wedding anniversary party in a couple of weeks. I haven't talked to either of them since then although we are FB friends. Kind of odd. Even though it's in Nebraska, I wish we could go. We don't have anybody to watch the kids though. Any of you guys free?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Let's not do this.

 

[Tiger Fan]

The couple we met in Maui last year, and later their three adult children in Kauai, sent us an invitation for a surprise 25th wedding anniversary party in a couple of weeks. I haven't talked to either of them since then although we are FB friends. Kind of odd. Even though it's in Nebraska, I wish we could go. We don't have anybody to watch the kids though. Any of you guys free?

Looks like we've got a reality show in the making

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Violation of the Erie Doctrine imo

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Was convinced Otis was Bigfoot and they he shaved down daily.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Imo

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Could someone remind me of why Ham called the feds on Otis? I can't remember the story.

Did this come up in the ham thread?

Not at all. People have been exceptional in there.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

fwiw: I believe it's possible to be supportive, empathetic, AND gigantic smartasses all at the same time.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The couple we met in Maui last year, and later their three adult children in Kauai, sent us an invitation for a surprise 25th wedding anniversary party in a couple of weeks. I haven't talked to either of them since then although we are FB friends. Kind of odd. Even though it's in Nebraska, I wish we could go. We don't have anybody to watch the kids though. Any of you guys free?

Looks like we've got a reality show in the making

How long can you watch Bob's kids before going insane!

Violation of the Erie Doctrine imo

The dude and his very cute 19 yo daughter picked us up from our hotel since they had a rental and a condo where we could BBQ. She was wearing a bikini with this see through mesh thing sort of draped over her. Oh my.

The invite was from her.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

fwiw: I believe it's possible to be supportive, empathetic, AND gigantic smartasses all at the same time.

In most cases I agree. This is something exceptional though. No way I'm stepping foot in that thread. I'm glad to hear people are being cool.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Went to a funeral today.

Pepper is looking amazing, though.

Sorry, just assumed this was an SLB post. TPW to you.

:finger:

 

[Henry Ford]

Could someone remind me of why Ham called the feds on Otis? I can't remember the story.

Wow. This board has some history.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Not calling yrs or krista gigantic smartasses at all btw. I'm sure their smart asses are appropriately sized.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Otis got a tip to avoid the subway one day iirc. Ham thought that was important information for the authorities to know.

 

[Henry Ford]

Otis got a tip to avoid the subway one day iirc. Ham thought that was important information for the authorities to know.

What the ####? For real?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Could someone remind me of why Ham called the feds on Otis? I can't remember the story.

Wow. This board has some history.

yeah. there's a song about it

 

[Henry Ford]

Could someone remind me of why Ham called the feds on Otis? I can't remember the story.

Wow. This board has some history.

yeah. there's a song about it

I can never tell when you folks are being serious.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Could someone remind me of why Ham called the feds on Otis? I can't remember the story.

Did this come up in the ham thread?

Not at all. People have been exceptional in there.

Hope so. I'm not going back in there

 

[Tiger Fan]

In all seriousness, how has there never been a reality show getting message board cliques together

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Could someone remind me of why Ham called the feds on Otis? I can't remember the story.

Wow. This board has some history.

yeah. there's a song about it

I can never tell when you folks are being serious.

I'm always serious.

the song is about the history of the board though. not the ham and Otis insanity

 

[krista4]

Otis got a tip to avoid the subway one day iirc. Ham thought that was important information for the authorities to know.

Ah yes. Thanks.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I was told Studs would be making an appearance

 

[krista4]

Henry Ford, it's become apparent to me that you have not yet read every post in this thread. Please do so and only report back once you have. There will be a quiz. TIA.

 

[krista4]

In all seriousness, how has there never been a reality show getting message board cliques together

Because Nielsen ratings still matter?

 

[Henry Ford]

Henry Ford, it's become apparent to me that you have not yet read every post in this thread. Please do so and only report back once you have. There will be a quiz. TIA.

I was assured that wouldn't be necessary.

By you, in fact

 

[krista4]

Henry Ford, it's become apparent to me that you have not yet read every post in this thread. Please do so and only report back once you have. There will be a quiz. TIA.

I was assured that wouldn't be necessary.

By you, in fact

Well, there's your mistake. Never believe anything I say.

 

[Tiger Fan]

In all seriousness, how has there never been a reality show getting message board cliques together

Because Nielsen ratings still matter?

There's a lot of crap on TV.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I guess I'll have a beer. Maybe I'll get drunk enough to play GMTAN drunk dialing roulette. Maybe I'll talk to you later K4!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was told Studs would be making an appearance

my link

 

[Otis]

What's the consensous on shepherds pie in here?

The WHAT now?

 

[Otis]

In all seriousness, how has there never been a reality show getting message board cliques together

I've wondered about this for years. It's a no brainer.

 

[-fish-]

Henry Ford, it's become apparent to me that you have not yet read every post in this thread. Please do so and only report back once you have. There will be a quiz. TIA.

I was assured that wouldn't be necessary.By you, in fact

Well, there's your mistake. Never believe anything I say.

This. Still waiting for some delicious naan

 

[krista4]

I guess I'll have a beer. Maybe I'll get drunk enough to play GMTAN drunk dialing roulette. Maybe I'll talk to you later K4!!

No, no you won't.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I guess I'll have a beer. Maybe I'll get drunk enough to play GMTAN drunk dialing roulette. Maybe I'll talk to you later K4!!

No, no you won't.

Tanner is going to call you then patch me in. Can't wait!

 

[bentley]

Big weekend. Swimming lessons, park trip and a buddy coming over for whiskey and steak tomorrow. Going to watch soccer at the house of "a friend" on Sunday. Have to squeeze in a bunch of yard work to get the house ready to sell in between.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

In all seriousness, how has there never been a reality show getting message board cliques together

I've wondered about this for years. It's a no brainer.

Sarnoff?

 

[mr. furley]

Could someone remind me of why Ham called the feds on Otis? I can't remember the story.

Wow. This board has some history.

yeah. there's a song about it

I can never tell when you folks are being serious.

oh, he's serious alright

 

[bentley]

Fourth and final round of rabies shots this afternoon. I think the boys are both going to fight it big today.

Going house shopping tomorrow.

Make sure and don't come look in my neighborhood, jerk face.

So much anger. You were really cool back when you needed a job. Speaking of that, because of HR #### off paperwork, it took me until yesterday to fill that job.

 

[bostonfred]

Could someone remind me of why Ham called the feds on Otis? I can't remember the story.

Wow. This board has some history.

yeah. there's a song about it

I can never tell when you folks are being serious.

I'm always serious.

the song is about the history of the board though. not the ham and Otis insanity

There's one of those too, though. A fictitious rap battle.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Big weekend. Swimming lessons, park trip and a buddy coming over for whiskey and steak tomorrow. Going to watch soccer at the house of "a friend" on Sunday. Have to squeeze in a bunch of yard work to get the house ready to sell in between.

You don't know how to swim?

 

[belljr]

JFC. There's a cafe near my office with free WiFi and good food, so some mornings I stop in and log on before going into the office.

This morning I got out of my car, locked the doors, and gave the car key a little toss in the air. I don't know why I do it, but it's a habit I've developed. A stupid, stupid habit. As the key reached my hand, my foot hit a crack in the blacktop, causing me to stumble just a little bit. Enough that I had to recover to catch the ####### key. My hand came up, hit the key, and did NOT wrap around it. Instead the key hit the palm of my hand and shot back up into the air, about 3 feet in front of me, and into the back seat of the convertible BMW parked in front of me.

SONOFA#####. So I looked into the convertible, and I could actually see the key. I wasn't sure I could reach it, though. What the hell was I supposed to do here? Just reach in and try to grab it? Walk into the restaurant and start asking around to see who owns the BMW?

I said, "#### it," and reached in. So I'm leaned over the door, hanging into a car I don't own, with my laptop bag strapped over my shoulder, and just as I reached the key, this 40 or 50-something guy came out of the restaurant. I've seen him before. He's here often. I'm guessing he's seen me, too. But never hanging out of... his car.

"What the hell are you doing to my car?"

"I... uh, eh, er, um..."

At this point he burst out laughing. "I'm just screwing with you. I was sitting at the window and saw the whole thing."

###hole.

Awesome

 

[Abraham]

Fourth and final round of rabies shots this afternoon. I think the boys are both going to fight it big today.

Going house shopping tomorrow.

Make sure and don't come look in my neighborhood, jerk face.

So much anger. You were really cool back when you needed a job. Speaking of that, because of HR #### off paperwork, it took me until yesterday to fill that job.

Well played.

 

[mr. furley]

Big weekend. Swimming lessons, park trip and a buddy coming over for whiskey and steak tomorrow. Going to watch soccer at the house of "a friend" on Sunday. Have to squeeze in a bunch of yard work to get the house ready to sell in between.

You don't know how to swim?

jaysus?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

One semester of Econ (all done in 13 days) in the can.

Monday we start Government but it should be about 20x easier for me. Pretending to know/remember anything about Econ for almost two week was exhausting.

Not to mention I was able to find every single pre-canned PowerPoint for the Econ book. I just have to go in and tweak* them a little.

insert cat pics and doge memes.