GM's thread about nothing (41 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I am also drinking for those of you scoring at home.

If you're not scoring at home try doing the dishes every once in a while.

 

[YSR]

I am also drinking for those of you scoring at home.

If you're not scoring at home try doing the dishes every once in a while.

Hey-o.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I am also drinking for those of you scoring at home.

If you're not scoring at home try doing the dishes every once in a while.

Hey-o.

Question

 

[5-ish Finkle]

This. Still waiting for some delicious naan

Reading this on my phone this looked like "Still waiting for some delicious man" at first glance.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Catnip...not even once

Lord of all creation

When you have bed-head but too lazy to shower

This cat tree is wobbly

The stuff nightmares are made of

You want bleeding hands? Because that's how you get bleeding hands.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This one isn't all that funny but whoever posted it gave it a great title.

"Here's your toast, B itch"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW got a random call from the 469 area code. Alas they left no voice mail. Wasn't one of you wang-jugglers was it?

 

[Frostillicus]

Just finished episode 1 of True Detective. Looking forward to checking out the thread.

Also about halfway through season 1 of Archer. It makes me laugh.

 

[Frostillicus]

I bet those two never smoke weed together.

 

[Annyong]

I'm watching the Lego movie

 

[Annyong]

And drinking beer

 

[bentley]

I am also drinking for those of you scoring at home.

If you're not scoring at home try doing the dishes every once in a while.

Over proof rum and fruit punch here. Feel like it's probably not a good idea at all.

During last week's lessons at the place that everyone told us we had to go to that costs five times as much as the Y, Yuke screamed about not wanting to be in the pool the whole time. I'm pretty sure I could have listened to him do that for free.

 

[Drifter]

I am also drinking for those of you scoring at home.

If you're not scoring at home try doing the dishes every once in a while.

Over proof rum and fruit punch here. Feel like it's probably not a good idea at all.

During last week's lessons at the place that everyone told us we had to go to that costs five times as much as the Y, Yuke screamed about not wanting to be in the pool the whole time. I'm pretty sure I could have listened to him do that for free.

Pro tip: The teacher is the most important thing in the swim lesson. Find one the kid resonates with

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Thought I only had 3 bourbons, but the bottle looks like it might have been more.

 

[Frostillicus]

I should mention I have not read the True Detective books.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I should mention I have not read the True Detective books.

Ror

 

[YSR]

Idiot Boxer> I am buying a car tomorrow and the one I want is in your fair city. Any chance you could just run down to CarMax and write a check on my behalf? I'm good for it.

 

[Osaurus]

I'm watching the Lego movie

Is everything awesome?

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm watching the Lego movie

Is everything awesome?

dammit

 

[Abraham]

I'm watching the Lego movie

Is everything awesome?

Well , everything except the movie.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I'm watching the Lego movie

Is everything awesome?

Well , everything except the movie.

Abe knows....he watches a lot of bad movies

 

[Abraham]

I'm watching the Lego movie

Is everything awesome?

Well , everything except the movie.

Abe knows....he watches a lot of bad movies

Was just enjoying "free jack" earlier today.

 

[Osaurus]

I'm watching the Lego movie

Is everything awesome?

Well , everything except the movie.

Abe knows....he watches a lot of bad movies

Was just enjoying "free jack" earlier today.

Sounds about right.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Have not seen Lego movie yet. But I have all of the True Detective books on tape as read by Emo Phillips.

 

[strykerpks]

Freejack was the first rated R movie I saw in the theater

 

[Abraham]

Freejack was the first rated R movie I saw in the theater

Mick jagger is a gidsamn national treasure.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Freejack was the first rated R movie I saw in the theater

Mick jagger is a gidsamn national treasure.

Fun Fact: In 2013 the Stones topped the list of highest average concert ticket price...$625.

 

[Drifter]

Freejack was the first rated R movie I saw in the theater

Risky Business

 

[St. Louis Bob]

One semester of Econ (all done in 13 days) in the can.

Monday we start Government but it should be about 20x easier for me. Pretending to know/remember anything about Econ for almost two week was exhausting.

Not to mention I was able to find every single pre-canned PowerPoint for the Econ book. I just have to go in and tweak* them a little.

insert cat pics and doge memes.

Now if you would have done your homework you would know the answer is Old Ironsides. I mean Andrew Jackson.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This one isn't all that funny but whoever posted it gave it a great title.

"Here's your toast, B itch"

I was making the boys Eggo's a couple of years ago and they popped out right onto the plate. I'm pretty sure they still consider this the greatest day of their lives.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I bet those two never smoke weed together.

I took a drive by the Amtrak station today to check things out and I didn't see any drug dogs or anything. What's the situation here? I'm asking for a friend.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Freejack was the first rated R movie I saw in the theater

Pretty sure I did x-rated things (with a girl!) in a movie theater before I actually saw an R rated movie in a movie theater.

 

[Drifter]

I bet those two never smoke weed together.

I took a drive by the Amtrak station today to check things out and I didn't see any drug dogs or anything. What's the situation here? I'm asking for a friend.

Have I told you about the time I got strip searched trying to enter Australia?

I don't think I'd sweat the train.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was talking to Mrs. SLB tonight about her week camping and of course she loved it. I was a little surprised (not really) to hear that she wore a bikini to the pool. Oh sure she had boy shorts on but it was so hot she had to get in. I'm saying "really" and she explained she hasn't had a one piece for a long time. (I remember that too. Her lifeguard uniform ) She then reassured me that there were other women, Scout leaders there too. I asked if there was a single one of them that was cute. She sort of shamefully looked down, scrunched her lips and shook her head.

So over under on how many times she was mentally raped by all of the men and boys around?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I bet those two never smoke weed together.

I took a drive by the Amtrak station today to check things out and I didn't see any drug dogs or anything. What's the situation here? I'm asking for a friend.

Have I told you about the time I got strip searched trying to enter Australia?

I don't think I'd sweat the train.

My friend has a system for airplanes but hasn't taken a train since all of bull#### started happening. He wasn't sure if there was a bag search or anything.

 

[bentley]

I was talking to Mrs. SLB tonight about her week camping and of course she loved it. I was a little surprised (not really) to hear that she wore a bikini to the pool. Oh sure she had boy shorts on but it was so hot she had to get in. I'm saying "really" and she explained she hasn't had a one piece for a long time. (I remember that too. Her lifeguard uniform ) She then reassured me that there were other women, Scout leaders there too. I asked if there was a single one of them that was cute. She sort of shamefully looked down, scrunched her lips and shook her head.

So over under on how many times she was mentally raped by all of the men and boys around?

This reminds me of something else that disappointed me about our super-expensive swim lessons last week. I was really expecting some hot MILF action in the pool area. In reality, we were providing the eye candy for everyone else there. Hoping AngryWife picks a one piece tomorrow.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was talking to Mrs. SLB tonight about her week camping and of course she loved it. I was a little surprised (not really) to hear that she wore a bikini to the pool. Oh sure she had boy shorts on but it was so hot she had to get in. I'm saying "really" and she explained she hasn't had a one piece for a long time. (I remember that too. Her lifeguard uniform ) She then reassured me that there were other women, Scout leaders there too. I asked if there was a single one of them that was cute. She sort of shamefully looked down, scrunched her lips and shook her head.

So over under on how many times she was mentally raped by all of the men and boys around?

This reminds me of something else that disappointed me about our super-expensive swim lessons last week. I was really expecting some hot MILF action in the pool area. In reality, we were providing the eye candy for everyone else there. Hoping AngryWife picks a one piece tomorrow.

Can't wait to see the pics.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm 83% sure the first "R" rated movie I saw in its entirety was the original "The Longest Yard".

Back in the day we had HBO and on thee other side of town what was called The Star Channel. HBO showed a bunch of different movies all day long...with a lot of weird filler in between. HBO would show a movie and then for 27 minutes they would show some goofy crap like a guy with a camera's POV of an art sale in Central Park.

The Star Channel would show the same movie ALL G-DAMN day long.

"The Longest Yard" w/ Burt Reynolds, Ed Lauter, Michael Conrad, Harry Caesar, and Ray "Total Gaybait" Nitschke..on at 9am, 11am, 1pm, 3pm, 5pm, 7pm...

 

[cosjobs]

I know you've all been pining for some coserly advice and pro life tips....

1. If you plan on emptying a 400 sqft storage unit into you house that has 20 sqft of available space, you should count on more than two days to achieve it.

2,. If you go in to get the nerve endings in your lower back cauterized, as awful as that sounds, its nothing compared to the 27 horse needle injections that come along with the procedure at no extra charge.

fun week

 

[Drifter]

I'm 83% sure the first "R" rated movie I saw in its entirety was the original "The Longest Yard".

Back in the day we had HBO and on thee other side of town what was called The Star Channel. HBO showed a bunch of different movies all day long...with a lot of weird filler in between. HBO would show a movie and then for 27 minutes they would show some goofy crap like a guy with a camera's POV of an art sale in Central Park.

The Star Channel would show the same movie ALL G-DAMN day long.

"The Longest Yard" w/ Burt Reynolds, Ed Lauter, Michael Conrad, Harry Caesar, and Ray "Total Gaybait" Nitschke..on at 9am, 11am, 1pm, 3pm, 5pm, 7pm...

But that wasn't in the theater. I saw all kinds of R rated movies on HBO weekends and whatnot growing up.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm 83% sure the first "R" rated movie I saw in its entirety was the original "The Longest Yard".

Back in the day we had HBO and on thee other side of town what was called The Star Channel. HBO showed a bunch of different movies all day long...with a lot of weird filler in between. HBO would show a movie and then for 27 minutes they would show some goofy crap like a guy with a camera's POV of an art sale in Central Park.

The Star Channel would show the same movie ALL G-DAMN day long.

"The Longest Yard" w/ Burt Reynolds, Ed Lauter, Michael Conrad, Harry Caesar, and Ray "Total Gaybait" Nitschke..on at 9am, 11am, 1pm, 3pm, 5pm, 7pm...

We finally shot the lock off the wallet and got HBO my second year of college. Dead Poet's Society was on constantly. So much so that I used to cheer when he killed himself. Should probably have used a spoiler there.

 

[Henry Ford]

Spinal nerve cauterization is one of the more insane procedures I've had described to me.

 

[cosjobs]

I'm 83% sure the first "R" rated movie I saw in its entirety was the original "The Longest Yard".

Back in the day we had HBO and on thee other side of town what was called The Star Channel. HBO showed a bunch of different movies all day long...with a lot of weird filler in between. HBO would show a movie and then for 27 minutes they would show some goofy crap like a guy with a camera's POV of an art sale in Central Park.

The Star Channel would show the same movie ALL G-DAMN day long.

"The Longest Yard" w/ Burt Reynolds, Ed Lauter, Michael Conrad, Harry Caesar, and Ray "Total Gaybait" Nitschke..on at 9am, 11am, 1pm, 3pm, 5pm, 7pm...

It seems like it would have to have been Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolff or Blow Up

(since those were the first two ever made)

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I know you've all been pining for some coserly advice and pro life tips....

1. If you plan on emptying a 400 sqft storage unit into you house that has 20 sqft of available space, you should count on more than two days to achieve it.

2,. If you go in to get the nerve endings in your lower back cauterized, as awful as that sounds, its nothing compared to the 27 horse needle injections that come along with the procedure at no extra charge.

fun week

Jesus, that sucks.

 

[cosjobs]

Spinal nerve cauterization is one of the more insane procedures I've had described to me.

Thank you. That's was I was going for

 

[Drifter]

Used to do the church youth group thing in my tweener years. Guy who ran it was very cool. Would show us Road Warrior, MASH, Alien all on his state of the art VHS.

 

[Drifter]

Spinal nerve cauterization is one of the more insane procedures I've had described to me.

Thank you. That's was I was going for

I've never even heard of it. I'll stop whining about my achilles separting from my heel problems.

 

[Henry Ford]

Spinal nerve cauterization is one of the more insane procedures I've had described to me.

Thank you. That's was I was going for

Had a client who had it done. The description to the judge led to one of my higher verdicts for general damages.

 

[cosjobs]

I know you've all been pining for some coserly advice and pro life tips....

1. If you plan on emptying a 400 sqft storage unit into you house that has 20 sqft of available space, you should count on more than two days to achieve it.

2,. If you go in to get the nerve endings in your lower back cauterized, as awful as that sounds, its nothing compared to the 27 horse needle injections that come along with the procedure at no extra charge.

fun week

Jesus, that sucks.

Yes, 1. was much more painful than 2. And two is, er, ongoing. We look like the Joads gettin' ready to head west

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm 83% sure the first "R" rated movie I saw in its entirety was the original "The Longest Yard".

Back in the day we had HBO and on thee other side of town what was called The Star Channel. HBO showed a bunch of different movies all day long...with a lot of weird filler in between. HBO would show a movie and then for 27 minutes they would show some goofy crap like a guy with a camera's POV of an art sale in Central Park.

The Star Channel would show the same movie ALL G-DAMN day long.

"The Longest Yard" w/ Burt Reynolds, Ed Lauter, Michael Conrad, Harry Caesar, and Ray "Total Gaybait" Nitschke..on at 9am, 11am, 1pm, 3pm, 5pm, 7pm...

We finally shot the lock off the wallet and got HBO my second year of college. Dead Poet's Society was on constantly. So much so that I used to cheer when he killed himself. Should probably have used a spoiler there.

I still can't believe O. Captain Mycaptain snuffed himself.