GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

2 episodes in of True Detective. Really enjoying it so far. Also enjoying the thread. I almost want to burn through the episodes just so I can read more.

Has gekko arrived in the thread yet?

It appears he had one post which he deleted and nobody quoted the whole thing. Bummer since I heard he's basically completely insane in that thread.

 

[strykerpks]

2 episodes in of True Detective. Really enjoying it so far. Also enjoying the thread. I almost want to burn through the episodes just so I can read more.

Has gekko arrived in the thread yet?

It appears he had one post which he deleted and nobody quoted the whole thing. Bummer since I heard he's basically completely insane in that thread.

To be fair there's lots of insanity in that thread

 

[YSR]

Awesome night in here yesterday. Wish I had been around, but i had "fancy" date night with the girl without a nickname. Dressed nice and went to a wine tasting/star gazing at the observatory (oldest telescope in the US) and then drinks and dancing before going back to her place.

At this point I've essentially cut off all communication with any other girls that were in the rotation

Oh and when I showed up to get her, I brought flowers. I honestly don't remember the last time I bought a girl flowers... Not really my thing usually, but it was a big hit.

:gayseal:

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Awesome night in here yesterday. Wish I had been around, but i had "fancy" date night with the girl without a nickname. Dressed nice and went to a wine tasting/star gazing at the observatory (oldest telescope in the US) and then drinks and dancing before going back to her place.

At this point I've essentially cut off all communication with any other girls that were in the rotation

I haven't kept up lately - how did FWB take the news?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Awesome night in here yesterday. Wish I had been around, but i had "fancy" date night with the girl without a nickname. Dressed nice and went to a wine tasting/star gazing at the observatory (oldest telescope in the US) and then drinks and dancing before going back to her place.

At this point I've essentially cut off all communication with any other girls that were in the rotation

Future Mrs. Guster?

 

[Celph Titled]

Awesome night in here yesterday. Wish I had been around, but i had "fancy" date night with the girl without a nickname. Dressed nice and went to a wine tasting/star gazing at the observatory (oldest telescope in the US) and then drinks and dancing before going back to her place.

At this point I've essentially cut off all communication with any other girls that were in the rotation

Is she Johnny Five's ex-girlfriend?

 

[Celph Titled]

2 episodes in of True Detective. Really enjoying it so far. Also enjoying the thread. I almost want to burn through the episodes just so I can read more.

Has gekko arrived in the thread yet?

It appears he had one post which he deleted and nobody quoted the whole thing. Bummer since I heard he's basically completely insane in that thread.

His theory was that Marty was the killer. Actually true.

Sorry if that's a spoiler, but Marty's not the killer.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Awesome night in here yesterday. Wish I had been around, but i had "fancy" date night with the girl without a nickname. Dressed nice and went to a wine tasting/star gazing at the observatory (oldest telescope in the US) and then drinks and dancing before going back to her place.

At this point I've essentially cut off all communication with any other girls that were in the rotation

Oh and when I showed up to get her, I brought flowers. I honestly don't remember the last time I bought a girl flowers... Not really my thing usually, but it was a big hit.

Big flower advocate here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Awesome night in here yesterday. Wish I had been around, but i had "fancy" date night with the girl without a nickname. Dressed nice and went to a wine tasting/star gazing at the observatory (oldest telescope in the US) and then drinks and dancing before going back to her place.

At this point I've essentially cut off all communication with any other girls that were in the rotation

Future Mrs. Guster?

5 hole?

 

[Annyong]

Awesome night in here yesterday. Wish I had been around, but i had "fancy" date night with the girl without a nickname. Dressed nice and went to a wine tasting/star gazing at the observatory (oldest telescope in the US) and then drinks and dancing before going back to her place.

At this point I've essentially cut off all communication with any other girls that were in the rotation

Oh and when I showed up to get her, I brought flowers. I honestly don't remember the last time I bought a girl flowers... Not really my thing usually, but it was a big hit.

Big flower advocate here.

My gf would say that I bought her flowers too often because she "wasn't good at making them look pretty in a vase" or some other nonsense. So a few months after I stopped she admitted to actually liking the flowers I got her.

Moral of the story is, women don't know what they want and like to complain.

 

[YSR]

Flowers are a waste of money imo. Just bring me a steak or some wine or maybe a family-sized bag of Doritos.

 

[cosjobs]

Vag of Doritos sounds intruiging

 

[cosjobs]

Okra would be more function, tho

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Vag of Doritos sounds intruiging

JFC

 

[YSR]

Crap. iPhone. Can't believe that flies here though.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You can buy a nice bouquet of flowers for under ten bucks but I would like to hear more about this vag of Doritos.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

WTMF Canada?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

So the hot dental hygienist gave me her cell phone number......she was going to be in and out and wanted to be sure I could reach her.

/bentley

 

[Henry Ford]

You can buy a nice bouquet of flowers for under ten bucks but I would like to hear more about this vag of Doritos.

I think it's what they called Lindsey Lohan during her heavy stoner days.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Crap. iPhone. Can't believe that flies here though.

I bet a vag full of Doritos really draws flys.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I wonder if YRS's next kid comes out classic or Cool Ranch flavored.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I was talking to Mrs. SLB tonight about her week camping and of course she loved it. I was a little surprised (not really) to hear that she wore a bikini to the pool. Oh sure she had boy shorts on but it was so hot she had to get in. I'm saying "really" and she explained she hasn't had a one piece for a long time. (I remember that too. Her lifeguard uniform ) She then reassured me that there were other women, Scout leaders there too. I asked if there was a single one of them that was cute. She sort of shamefully looked down, scrunched her lips and shook her head.

So over under on how many times she was mentally raped by all of the men and boys around?

Unpossible to extrapolate as much furious pud pulling is still going on as we speak.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Jaws was my first R rated movie in a theater

 

[bostonfred]

Dorito tacos are overrated imo

 

[cosjobs]

I've been wondering what would go with my salsacock

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Jaws was my first R rated movie in a theater

My mother (!) took me to see The Exorcist, thinking it was just a "normal" scary movie. I can still recall her trying to cover my eyes when the cross was being used as a dildo.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I wish Raiders would have sent me that package right about now.

Man I'm a slacker!! Got you little Mexican coke though. I started to personalize it a little it, rather than just randomly throw a bunch a #### in a box. I wanted to get something for the boys. Should I just send it Monday regardless?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Awesome night in here yesterday. Wish I had been around, but i had "fancy" date night with the girl without a nickname. Dressed nice and went to a wine tasting/star gazing at the observatory (oldest telescope in the US) and then drinks and dancing before going back to her place.

At this point I've essentially cut off all communication with any other girls that were in the rotation

Pics, you know the type, or gtfo.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Flowers are a waste of money imo. Just bring me a steak or some wine or maybe a family-sized bag of Doritos.

Reason number 628 that I picked lady raiders. She thinks flowers are a TOTAL waste of money.

 

[Otis]

I can't come up with a good reason to listen to anything other than Pink Floyd these days. Ammiright?

Going back through and listening to some of my favorites, Meddle, Animals, etc. Lord is this good.

 

[Henry Ford]

I can't come up with a good reason to listen to anything other than Pink Floyd these days. Ammiright?

Going back through and listening to some of my favorites, Meddle, Animals, etc. Lord is this good.

I'm afraid I can't hear you over the sound of Willie Nelson being the perfect thing to listen to.

 

[Frostillicus]

2 episodes in of True Detective. Really enjoying it so far. Also enjoying the thread. I almost want to burn through the episodes just so I can read more.

Has gekko arrived in the thread yet?

It appears he had one post which he deleted and nobody quoted the whole thing. Bummer since I heard he's basically completely insane in that thread.

His theory was that Marty was the killer. Actually true.

Sorry if that's a spoiler, but Marty's not the killer.

You son of a #####

 

[Otis]

I can't come up with a good reason to listen to anything other than Pink Floyd these days. Ammiright?

Going back through and listening to some of my favorites, Meddle, Animals, etc. Lord is this good.

I'm afraid I can't hear you over the sound of Willie Nelson being the perfect thing to listen to.

I'll try it.

In which subdivision is your trailer?

 

[Henry Ford]

I can't come up with a good reason to listen to anything other than Pink Floyd these days. Ammiright?

Going back through and listening to some of my favorites, Meddle, Animals, etc. Lord is this good.

I'm afraid I can't hear you over the sound of Willie Nelson being the perfect thing to listen to.

I'll try it. In which subdivision is your trailer?

In my estimation, a man who can't appreciate Willie Nelson might as well just pack it in and start wearing panties.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I wish Raiders would have sent me that package right about now.

Man I'm a slacker!! Got you little Mexican coke though. I started to personalize it a little it, rather than just randomly throw a bunch a #### in a box. I wanted to get something for the boys. Should I just send it Monday regardless?

I was just drunk and giving you hell. You don't have to send anything GB.

 

[kevzilla]

I can't come up with a good reason to listen to anything other than Pink Floyd these days. Ammiright?

Going back through and listening to some of my favorites, Meddle, Animals, etc. Lord is this good.

I'm afraid I can't hear you over the sound of Willie Nelson being the perfect thing to listen to.

I'll try it.In which subdivision is your trailer?

In my estimation, a man who can't appreciate Willie Nelson might as well just pack it in and start wearing panties.

Dissing of the Redneck Dalai Lama will not be tolerated.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Flowers are a waste of money imo. Just bring me a steak or some wine or maybe a family-sized bag of Doritos.

Reason number 628 that I picked lady raiders. She thinks flowers are a TOTAL waste of money.

Sorry that I appreciate the beauty of the world around me!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I can't come up with a good reason to listen to anything other than Pink Floyd these days. Ammiright?

Going back through and listening to some of my favorites, Meddle, Animals, etc. Lord is this good.

Big fan.

 

[Otis]

I can't come up with a good reason to listen to anything other than Pink Floyd these days. Ammiright?

Going back through and listening to some of my favorites, Meddle, Animals, etc. Lord is this good.

I'm afraid I can't hear you over the sound of Willie Nelson being the perfect thing to listen to.

I'll try it. In which subdivision is your trailer?

In my estimation, a man who can't appreciate Willie Nelson might as well just pack it in and start wearing panties.

That's cool. He sings that one really cerebral song about poker and Cowboys right? Love that stuff.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Pancho and Lefty

 

[Henry Ford]

I can't come up with a good reason to listen to anything other than Pink Floyd these days. Ammiright?

Going back through and listening to some of my favorites, Meddle, Animals, etc. Lord is this good.

I'm afraid I can't hear you over the sound of Willie Nelson being the perfect thing to listen to.

I'll try it. In which subdivision is your trailer?

In my estimation, a man who can't appreciate Willie Nelson might as well just pack it in and start wearing panties.

That's cool. He sings that one really cerebral song about poker and Cowboys right? Love that stuff.

Living in the Promiseland is one of the greatest songs about America ever written.

 

[Henry Ford]

I can't come up with a good reason to listen to anything other than Pink Floyd these days. Ammiright?

Going back through and listening to some of my favorites, Meddle, Animals, etc. Lord is this good.

I'm afraid I can't hear you over the sound of Willie Nelson being the perfect thing to listen to.

I'll try it.In which subdivision is your trailer?

In my estimation, a man who can't appreciate Willie Nelson might as well just pack it in and start wearing panties.

Dissing of the Redneck Dalai Lama will not be tolerated.

Truth

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I can't come up with a good reason to listen to anything other than Pink Floyd these days. Ammiright?

Going back through and listening to some of my favorites, Meddle, Animals, etc. Lord is this good.

I'm afraid I can't hear you over the sound of Willie Nelson being the perfect thing to listen to.

I'll try it.In which subdivision is your trailer?

In my estimation, a man who can't appreciate Willie Nelson might as well just pack it in and start wearing panties.

Country music gives me the Willies.

 

[Abraham]

We aren't going to try "I don't like willie Nelson" shtick in here. Let's move along.

 

[Henry Ford]

Also, I spent two hours doing yard work and thus do have an actual red neck right now.

 

[Henry Ford]

We aren't going to try "I don't like willie Nelson" shtick in here. Let's move along.

It's all in good fun. No one believes there are human beings who don't like the Red Headed Stranger.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I wish Raiders would have sent me that package right about now.

Man I'm a slacker!! Got you little Mexican coke though. I started to personalize it a little it, rather than just randomly throw a bunch a #### in a box. I wanted to get something for the boys. Should I just send it Monday regardless?

I was just drunk and giving you hell. You don't have to send anything GB.

No no, I'm totally excited to send it! I just got stuck in an attempt to be nice. And I'm lazy.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Flowers are a waste of money imo. Just bring me a steak or some wine or maybe a family-sized bag of Doritos.

Reason number 628 that I picked lady raiders. She thinks flowers are a TOTAL waste of money.

Sorry that I appreciate the beauty of the world around me!

Plant murderer

 

[Binky The Doormat]

We aren't going to try "I don't like willie Nelson" shtick in here. Let's move along.

It's all in good fun. No one believes there are human beings who don't like the Red Headed Strange. r.

Fixed for you.

 

[Annyong]

I think I want to ride an elephant.