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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Pretty sure Vag Full of Doritos was a lesser-known Spin Doctors B-side.
That's good because I want to put in as little effort as possible.
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Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Nice.
"Two Princes and a Vag Full Of Doritos" is a solid autobiography title.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Is it weird to plant a full on food garden in your front yard?
Guster
Footballguy
She was disappointed and sad and thought I was making a mistake, but got the messageI haven't kept up lately - how did FWB take the news?Awesome night in here yesterday. Wish I had been around, but i had "fancy" date night with the girl without a nickname. Dressed nice and went to a wine tasting/star gazing at the observatory (oldest telescope in the US) and then drinks and dancing before going back to her place.
At this point I've essentially cut off all communication with any other girls that were in the rotation
Guster
Footballguy
roverfish already owns that shtickFuture Mrs. Guster?Awesome night in here yesterday. Wish I had been around, but i had "fancy" date night with the girl without a nickname. Dressed nice and went to a wine tasting/star gazing at the observatory (oldest telescope in the US) and then drinks and dancing before going back to her place.
At this point I've essentially cut off all communication with any other girls that were in the rotation
Guster
Footballguy
I had to google that... How have I not heard of him? But yeah, noIs she Johnny Five's ex-girlfriend?Awesome night in here yesterday. Wish I had been around, but i had "fancy" date night with the girl without a nickname. Dressed nice and went to a wine tasting/star gazing at the observatory (oldest telescope in the US) and then drinks and dancing before going back to her place.
At this point I've essentially cut off all communication with any other girls that were in the rotation
Guster
Footballguy
Some of those boys will probably use that for yearsUnpossible to extrapolate as much furious pud pulling is still going on as we speak.I was talking to Mrs. SLB tonight about her week camping and of course she loved it. I was a little surprised (not really) to hear that she wore a bikini to the pool. Oh sure she had boy shorts on but it was so hot she had to get in.I'm
) She then reassured me that there were other women, Scout leaders there too. I asked if there was a single one of them that was cute. She sort of shamefully looked down, scrunched her lips and shook her head.
So over under on how many times she was mentally raped by all of the men and boys around?
Guster
Footballguy
At this point she doesn't seem like that type of girl, but time will tell. Probably respect her too much to share anyway, unless things didn't work outPics, you know the type, or gtfo.Awesome night in here yesterday. Wish I had been around, but i had "fancy" date night with the girl without a nickname. Dressed nice and went to a wine tasting/star gazing at the observatory (oldest telescope in the US) and then drinks and dancing before going back to her place.
At this point I've essentially cut off all communication with any other girls that were in the rotation
krista4
Footballguy
Mr. krista enjoys this as well. One of his favorites is to tell people I'm a "lady lawyer".Misogynistic shtick is one of my favorites. Mrs. SLB usually tells me to go #### myself.LolShe'll be at home with the kid where she belongs (dont tell her I said that) on Friday afternoonI was thinking how funny it would be if I asked her to carry my bags. I might be a little high.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Why would he call some chick he's dating "Future Mrs. Guster"?roverfish already owns that shtickFuture Mrs. Guster?Awesome night in here yesterday. Wish I had been around, but i had "fancy" date night with the girl without a nickname. Dressed nice and went to a wine tasting/star gazing at the observatory (oldest telescope in the US) and then drinks and dancing before going back to her place.
At this point I've essentially cut off all communication with any other girls that were in the rotation
krista4
Footballguy
I actually laughed out loud both at the original joke and at this.
Strap on your YakTrax and get going, Nancy.Heading to Patchouli town (aka Boulder) this morning. I wonder how weedy it will be.
ETA: hiking was out of the question due to snow the other day outside of Laramie. http://img.ly/zeWR
Think she has one now!Awesome night in here yesterday. Wish I had been around, but i had "fancy" date night with the girl without a nickname. Dressed nice and went to a wine tasting/star gazing at the observatory (oldest telescope in the US) and then drinks and dancing before going back to her place.
At this point I've essentially cut off all communication with any other girls that were in the rotation
krista4
Footballguy
My mom took me to see Halloween. I was 10. Swear that I think it's why I still don't sleep to this day.
, though if you want complete perfection, gotta go with Townes Van Zandt.####### gingers. No way.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
99.9% sure Jaws was PG. I remember seeing it with my cousins with no parental guidance whatsoever.
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I stand corrected. Than it was either porkys or Christine.
I think I saw DC Cab at the theater
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:lightbulb:
It was the original Saturday night fever!! Bunch a hippie parents took a group of us to see it. One of the girls age 10 or so, said 'what are they doing?' When there was the sechs in the car scene. I, of course, knew exactly what was going on. :manabouttown: but I was uncomfortable with this knowledge and that scene did not portray any of the love or intimacy that was supposed to go with it.
It was the original Saturday night fever!! Bunch a hippie parents took a group of us to see it. One of the girls age 10 or so, said 'what are they doing?' When there was the sechs in the car scene. I, of course, knew exactly what was going on. :manabouttown: but I was uncomfortable with this knowledge and that scene did not portray any of the love or intimacy that was supposed to go with it.
krista4
Footballguy
Geez, that made me remember that I saw that in the theater, too. I was 9. It appears my mom took me to a lot of movies she probably shouldn't have. Guess that's why I don't remember what my first in-theater R was.:lightbulb:
It was the original Saturday night fever!! Bunch a hippie parents took a group of us to see it. One of the girls age 10 or so, said 'what are they doing?' When there was the sechs in the car scene. I, of course, knew exactly what was going on. :manabouttown: but I was uncomfortable with this knowledge and that scene did not portray any of the love or intimacy that was supposed to go with it.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Keep in mind that the actually reedited SNF into PG and re-released it along with the R version.
Officer Pete Malloy
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krista4
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Keep in mind that I checked after being wrong about jaws and I definitely saw the original release which was the R rated version. The PG version came out about a year later with a massive add campaign to accompany it.
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Footballguy
I was 9 at the time. 
krista4
Footballguy
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
What's the difference?Keep in mind that I checked after being wrong about jaws and I definitely saw the original release which was the R rated version. The PG version came out about a year later with a massive add campaign to accompany it.
kevzilla
Footballguy
I saw Jaws at a drive-in. Actually actually true.Wow, you're old.I was 9 at the time.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
They took out some boobs, some sex, and some F words.What's the difference?Keep in mind that I checked after being wrong about jaws and I definitely saw the original release which was the R rated version. The PG version came out about a year later with a massive add campaign to accompany it.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Second time I saw Bad News Bears was at the drive-in.I saw Jaws at a drive-in. Actually actually true.Wow, you're old.I was 9 at the time.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Boobs and sex in the opening scene I guess?They took out some boobs, some sex, and some F words.What's the difference?Keep in mind that I checked after being wrong about jaws and I definitely saw the original release which was the R rated version. The PG version came out about a year later with a massive add campaign to accompany it.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Saturday Night Fever was re-release as PG. Jaws was always PG.Boobs and sex in the opening scene I guess?They took out some boobs, some sex, and some F words.What's the difference?Keep in mind that I checked after being wrong about jaws and I definitely saw the original release which was the R rated version. The PG version came out about a year later with a massive add campaign to accompany it.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Heading to bartend a high school graduation party. How many drunk 18 year old girls do you think will be out and about in Youngstown tonight? Keep in mind, it's a Catholic school, so you might want to adjust upward.
Oh and I'm already drunk.
Oh and I'm already drunk.
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Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
In Youngstown most of 'em are gonna look like enforcers on the field hockey team. If you break through them you're probably in decent shape though.Heading to bartend a high school graduation party. How many drunk 18 year old girls do you think will be out and about in Youngstown tonight? Keep in mind, it's a Catholic school, so you might want to adjust upward.
Oh and I'm already drunk.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Yes. I also read some book about a half-breed NA who killed the hell out of everyone he metWas it off the book cart?I read Jaws in jail
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
No answer on this?
I immediately thought of a nice cumin inspired crema and charro beans.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Wait just a damned minute. I know I'm slow and all, but YOU are the Binky that's going to cos'? I need to send cos A Wizard A True Star if so for theme music
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Osaurus
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
#yesallgirlsHeading to bartend a high school graduation party. How many drunk 18 year old girls do you think will be out and about in Youngstown tonight? Keep in mind, it's a Catholic school, so you might want to adjust upward.
Oh and I'm already drunk.
Celph Titled
Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Nah, that's the big Germans down around Columbus and Cincy. We get a bunch of little guineas and Irish chicks here.In Youngstown most of 'em are gonna look like enforcers on the field hockey team. If you break through them you're probably in decent shape though.Heading to bartend a high school graduation party. How many drunk 18 year old girls do you think will be out and about in Youngstown tonight? Keep in mind, it's a Catholic school, so you might want to adjust upward.
Oh and I'm already drunk.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
I ran that campus pretty hard in my college days. Amazing what $2 pitchers will do.Nah, that's the big Germans down around Columbus and Cincy. We get a bunch of little guineas and Irish chicks here.In Youngstown most of 'em are gonna look like enforcers on the field hockey team. If you break through them you're probably in decent shape though.Heading to bartend a high school graduation party. How many drunk 18 year old girls do you think will be out and about in Youngstown tonight? Keep in mind, it's a Catholic school, so you might want to adjust upward.
Oh and I'm already drunk.
krista4
Footballguy
Looks hard-packed enough for you just to glissade right over it, wimp.
(I'm kidding about all of this--I hate hiking on snow.)
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