GM's thread about nothing (13 Viewers)

[krista4]

If Mr. krista tried to offer tomato pie as a meal (?), I'd divorce him.

you don't like tomoatoes? didn't you used to be vegetarian?

I like tomatoes just fine.

but not in a pie crust?

The mayo is the most objectionable part of the two recipes that were posted, but overall just sounds gross. And if I'm going to have a pie crust, let's just put something more delicious than tomatoes in there.

 

[Frostillicus]

What is mince meat pie? I don't know what it is but it terrifies me.

It's people.

I owe you a box.

I'd be down

 

[General Malaise]

I also celebrate tomato pie in the summertime, but that's probably more about the mayo and cheese.

nothing about this sentence made sense

When I read it, I thought I was having a stroke.

You've never had tomato pie?

I've never had any pie with mayo and cheese.

This #### is really good.

This recipe is not the one we make but the picture is good. Our recipe - which has lots of sateed mushrooms and onion and parmesean/mozz cheese. Same concept though. Really one of the best things I have ever eaten.

Gack

 

[Henry Ford]

What is mince meat pie? I don't know what it is but it terrifies me.

It's a pie made of the bodies of people who hate tomatoes.

 

[Henry Ford]

If Mr. krista tried to offer tomato pie as a meal (?), I'd divorce him.

you don't like tomoatoes? didn't you used to be vegetarian?

I like tomatoes just fine.

but not in a pie crust?

The mayo is the most objectionable part of the two recipes that were posted, but overall just sounds gross. And if I'm going to have a pie crust, let's just put something more delicious than tomatoes in there.

Also, the recipes posted have terrible pie crust recipes

 

[krista4]

If Mr. krista tried to offer tomato pie as a meal (?), I'd divorce him.

you don't like tomoatoes? didn't you used to be vegetarian?

I like tomatoes just fine.

but not in a pie crust?

The mayo is the most objectionable part of the two recipes that were posted, but overall just sounds gross. And if I'm going to have a pie crust, let's just put something more delicious than tomatoes in there.

Also, the recipes posted have terrible pie crust recipes

One of them also said "feel free to use a pre-made crust".

Frozen crust with tomatoes and mayo thrown in it. Yum.

 

[-fish-]

I'm pretty sure that mincemeat pie has raisins in it.

along with the people.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

this is an awesome tomato pie recipe, fwiw

Seriously this is awesome.

 

[General Malaise]

Just remember that rabies shots really suck. Trust me.

Do they stick them in my pen1s or something?

Upper thigh. And the number you get varies by weight. I needed 4. YMMV.

Did you ever get bit or is rabies like herpes, where mere handshakes can infect 89% of all sexually active Polish men?

 

[General Malaise]

I'm pretty sure that mincemeat pie has raisins in it.

along with the people.

Whoa...rich people?

 

[krista4]

this is an awesome tomato pie recipe, fwiw

Seriously this is awesome.

I missed this one before. Looks better than the others. Maybe not divorce-worthy.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Drive by shooting in my neighborhood tonight. Maybe raccoons aren't so bad.

 

[Henry Ford]

this is an awesome tomato pie recipe, fwiw

Seriously this is awesome.

I missed this one before. Looks better than the others. Maybe not divorce-worthy.

That's not pie crust. It's pizza dough.

 

[Ignoramus]

I want to kiss the inventor of the BLT on the mouth.

Have never had one.

GTFO

 

[krista4]

this is an awesome tomato pie recipe, fwiw

Seriously this is awesome.

I missed this one before. Looks better than the others. Maybe not divorce-worthy.

That's not pie crust. It's pizza dough.

It's a pizmato!

 

[proninja]

Tomato pie sounds weird, but I'd eat it. Maybe have some cantaloupe for dessert, unlike you weird picky eaters.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm pretty sure that mincemeat pie has raisins in it.

along with the people.

Sounds rich.

 

[Frostillicus]

Drive by shooting in my neighborhood tonight. Maybe raccoons aren't so bad.

Moved in with Truck?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Drive by shooting in my neighborhood tonight. Maybe raccoons aren't so bad.

Moved in with Truck?

All Polish and Ukrainians around here. Maybe Putin was involved.

 

[Frostillicus]

Drive by shooting in my neighborhood tonight. Maybe raccoons aren't so bad.

Moved in with Truck?

All Polish and Ukrainians around here. Maybe Putin was involved.

I'm Polish. Wasn't involved.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Put me down for never having had a BLT either.

Bacon is wonderful and I like tomatoes. Lettuce is fine. It is probably an okay sandwich, but I can't imagine ever ordering one or making one.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Drive by shooting in my neighborhood tonight. Maybe raccoons aren't so bad.

Moved in with Truck?

All Polish and Ukrainians around here. Maybe Putin was involved.

Ukrainian Village?

 

[kevzilla]

You people made me fry up an entire package of bacon tonight. I hope you're happy.

 

[General Malaise]

Tomato pie??? Why not, Vomit Pie? /Asian Dad Meme

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Never knew eating a BLT was such an exclusive thing.

 

[strykerpks]

Pretty sure GM should edit the first post....nay, the title.... to "Every 3 or 4 days we ##### about what other people eat"

 

[Foosball God]

I prefer hair pie

 

[Uruk-Hai]

i think my cat may have had a stroke or some type of seizure. Saturday night he went to stand up and just fell over. Ever since, he's not right. He doesn't walk very well and can no longer jump. He also isn't eating or drinking much (he used to drink a LOT of water). He'll lay in front of his water bowl and stare at it like he doesn't know what to do. He's getting up there in age - Mata's guessing he's between 12 and 14 years old (she didn't know his age when she got him). Gonna call the vet when they open and see if we can't take him in.

Love me some BLTs. I don't think I've ever had tomato pie, but I'd have no problem trying it. I'd eat fresh tomatoes with every meal. We used to live on tomato sandwiches in the summer when I was a kid.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

In Philly/nj a "tomato pie" is a Sicilian style pizza with chunky tomato sauce and no cheese.

They also have "water ice" which I've always just referred to as Italian ice. It is of course pronounced wooter ice, making it even dumber to me.

 

[Otis]

Drive by shooting in my neighborhood tonight. Maybe raccoons aren't so bad.

Pwned

 

[Otis]

Never knew eating a BLT was such an exclusive thing.

Well the lettuce is an acquired taste.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

In Philly/nj a "tomato pie" is a Sicilian style pizza with chunky tomato sauce and no cheese.

They also have "water ice" which I've always just referred to as Italian ice. It is of course pronounced wooter ice, making it even dumber to me.

That pronunciation may be one of the single most annoying things on this, or any other, planet.

Tomato should accent a dish, not be the centerpiece. And then you put mushrooms in there too? Sounds like Hitler invented it.

It's also reported that the best way to partake is while having one's scalp massaged.

 

[Guster]

Urban dictionary is not your friend if you want to look up info on eating a tomato pie

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Never knew eating a BLT was such an exclusive thing.

I mean, it's not like it's a club.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Why do I feel compelled to give my real name at places like Starbucks? Having them shout out Ebenezer or Lord Wellington would be much more entertaining. And yet I give them my actual name every time.

 

[mr roboto]

We are putting our dog down in 2 hours. She's breaking down more every day. Can barely walk, has growths everywhere (including one just over her eye). Can't see or hear very well. Loses her bowels in the house at least once a week. It's time.

My 6 and 4 year old girls want to come with us to the vet. We've told them it's time. I have a feeling this is gonna be a tough day. I'm really glad we are doing this because I hate seeing animals suffer but I'm gonna be a wreck the rest of the day.

 

[mr roboto]

Urban dictionary is not your friend if you want to look up info on eating a tomato pie

Let me guess - aunt flow?

 

[GroveDiesel]

We are putting our dog down in 2 hours. She's breaking down more every day. Can barely walk, has growths everywhere (including one just over her eye). Can't see or hear very well. Loses her bowels in the house at least once a week. It's time.

My 6 and 4 year old girls want to come with us to the vet. We've told them it's time. I have a feeling this is gonna be a tough day. I'm really glad we are doing this because I hate seeing animals suffer but I'm gonna be a wreck the rest of the day.

Sorry to hear that. It's always hard losing a family member. Sounds like you're making the right decision and doing what's best for your dog. That's being a good owner and friend.

Try to focus on all the great memories and talk about them with your girls.

 

[Ignoramus]

We are putting our dog down in 2 hours. She's breaking down more every day. Can barely walk, has growths everywhere (including one just over her eye). Can't see or hear very well. Loses her bowels in the house at least once a week. It's time.

My 6 and 4 year old girls want to come with us to the vet. We've told them it's time. I have a feeling this is gonna be a tough day. I'm really glad we are doing this because I hate seeing animals suffer but I'm gonna be a wreck the rest of the day.

Oh man, losing a pet is terrible. So sorry to hear.

 

[YSR]

We are putting our dog down in 2 hours. She's breaking down more every day. Can barely walk, has growths everywhere (including one just over her eye). Can't see or hear very well. Loses her bowels in the house at least once a week. It's time.

My 6 and 4 year old girls want to come with us to the vet. We've told them it's time. I have a feeling this is gonna be a tough day. I'm really glad we are doing this because I hate seeing animals suffer but I'm gonna be a wreck the rest of the day.

So sorry. :(

 

[Josie Maran]

I want to kiss the inventor of the BLT on the mouth.

Have never had one.

This is the craziest thing I've read in months.

I don't think I've ever had one either. Not a fan of lettuce.

There is no way there are two people in this thread who have never had a BLT. One of you is lying, and I'm going to keep killing until I find out who.

Put me on the list, too. I don't like tomatoes.

 

[Frostillicus]

Making my wife go to the store for bacon now because I need a BLT. Hold the tomato. The T stands for toast.

 

[Guster]

Making my wife go to the store for bacon now because I need a BLT. Hold the tomato. The T stands for toast.

Turkey

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

BLTs are awesome. Grow up, Tomato haters.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I want to kiss the inventor of the BLT on the mouth.

Have never had one.

This is the craziest thing I've read in months.

I don't think I've ever had one either. Not a fan of lettuce.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Tomato Pie imo

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I want to kiss the inventor of the BLT on the mouth.

Have never had one.

This is the craziest thing I've read in months.

I don't think I've ever had one either. Not a fan of lettuce.

There is no way there are two people in this thread who have never had a BLT. One of you is lying, and I'm going to keep killing until I find out who.

Put me on the list, too. I don't like tomatoes.

WTF? You're Italian. How can you not like tomatoes?

 

[Josie Maran]

I want to kiss the inventor of the BLT on the mouth.

Have never had one.

This is the craziest thing I've read in months.

I don't think I've ever had one either. Not a fan of lettuce.

There is no way there are two people in this thread who have never had a BLT. One of you is lying, and I'm going to keep killing until I find out who.

Put me on the list, too. I don't like tomatoes.

WTF? You're Italian. How can you not like tomatoes?

Hate em. I'll drink a gallon of sauce happily, but a slice of tomato would make me vomit.

I'm a bad eye-talian.

 

[BobbyLayne]

We are putting our dog down in 2 hours. She's breaking down more every day. Can barely walk, has growths everywhere (including one just over her eye). Can't see or hear very well. Loses her bowels in the house at least once a week. It's time.

My 6 and 4 year old girls want to come with us to the vet. We've told them it's time. I have a feeling this is gonna be a tough day. I'm really glad we are doing this because I hate seeing animals suffer but I'm gonna be a wreck the rest of the day.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Why do I feel compelled to give my real name at places like Starbucks? Having them shout out Ebenezer or Lord Wellington would be much more entertaining. And yet I give them my actual name every time.

I go with Bluto. Every time.