GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just admit you thought it was real so we can laugh at you.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Admit your face is real.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Schedule a customer golf outing at 11:30 for an easy day before the holiday

Different customer asks for a 5 PM Conf call

Decline and propose a new time down?

Unfortunately yes...prior to me being fully engaged we were chastised for our perceived lack of commitment to the project, so telling them I have a conflict doesn't go over so well at the moment

Just explain to him that everyone on that call will hate him with the heat of a thousand suns. Also offer to schedule future calls for Christmas Eve, the friday before Labor Day, and the day before Thanksgiving...all at 5pm.

Oh, and don't forget the 7am video conference on Super Bowl Monday.

What an ###hole.

Everything went better than expected

 

[Osaurus]

Good news. I've decided to stop hating myself. A little scared but feels good so far.

This is a very good thing.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Good news. I've decided to stop hating myself. A little scared but feels good so far.

If you want to maintain some semblance of balance, I can start hating you more.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

My wife gave away my last beer.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My wife gave away my last beer.

Remind her who is going to be making decisions on her behalf when she goes under.

 

[Henry Ford]

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-20184-Dog-jazz-hands-gif-stick-arms-NfZT.gif

 

[Henry Ford]

My wife gave away my last beer.

Sounds like a good reason to withhold the epidural.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I'm just going to have to drink liquor I guess.

 

[Abraham]

My wife gave away my last beer.

Wow. I argue with my wife fairly regularly about my drinking but she would never dream of such a thing.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

My wife gave away my last beer.

Wow. I argue with my wife fairly regularly about my drinking but she would never dream of such a thing.

I don't drink that much anymore, but today I was thinking about this last one I had left. Some micro brew coffee stout. Organic even. I come home and her cousin's husband is drinking it.

With my blessing, however, she made a crock pot chicken using my last sweet baby Jesus. That was excellent.

Just bad timing for her cousin to pop over. She knows now that you never give away a final beer.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Was it GMs crock pot chicken recipie

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Was it GMs crock pot chicken recipie

That's later.

 

[Otis]

My wife gave away my last beer.

Bang her husband imo

 

[mr. furley]

this new SportsCenter set is awful

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GAMH is a pretty sweet venue. A drunk stripper flashed her snatch to me there unprompted one time. (actually true)

An old friend of mine lives in the Tenderloin...by choice.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

SportsCenter is awful

 

[mr. furley]

GAMH is a pretty sweet venue. A drunk stripper flashed her snatch to me there unprompted one time. (actually true)

An old friend of mine lives in the Tenderloin...by choice.

my buddy lived on Post and Polk for a few years. good times.

 

[Mr.Pack]

My wife gave away my last beer.

Remind her who is going to be making decisions on her behalf when she goes under.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

RIP Larry Fishgerald. :flush:

 

[krista4]

RIP Larry Fishgerald. :flush:

Oh, I mean sorry for your loss.

 

[Annyong]

The boy's Grandparents just picked up the boys to sleep over tonight. I currently have the house to myself for a few hours and there is a million things that need to get done around here.

I'm going to drink beer and watch baseball instead.

 

[Mr.Pack]

The boy's Grandparents just picked up the boys to sleep over tonight. I currently have the house to myself for a few hours and there is a million things that need to get done around here.

I'm going to drink beer and watch baseball instead.

Exactly what you should do.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Good news. I've decided to stop hating myself. A little scared but feels good so far.

If you want to maintain some semblance of balance, I can start hating you more.

Appreciate it but we're gonna go no hate for now.

 

[Tiger Fan]

30 pages to catch up on

:hipple:

 

[Tiger Fan]

### ####it. We have to schedule a c-section.

I don't know baby stuff but am just sending positive thoughts your way.

oh bull####

 

[Tiger Fan]

Btw, the c section was named for Julius Caeser. Your child will do great things.

And make kick ### salad dressing

 

[Tiger Fan]

See this is what happens when you people shun chain restaurants. Pizookies have been on the menu at places like BJ's for years. Pretty outstanding IMO.

Looks like a cookie cake with ice cream. Not a pizza.

Who said it was a pizza?

I assumed that's what the Piz in the name represented. A combination of pizza and cookie. No?Why not call it Big Cookie with ice cream if that's all it is?

On my menu for tomorrow:

ground beef mashed together in a patty, with onions, ketchup, mustard, lettuce, tomato, and 2 buns

 

[ScottNorwood]

Btw, the c section was named for Julius Caeser. Your child will do great things.

And make kick ### salad dressing

Curiously, the dressing was named after the procedure....

 

[cosjobs]

Btw, the c section was named for Julius Caeser. Your child will do great things.

And make kick ### salad dressing

Curiously, the dressing was named after the procedure....

Little know fact, when collecting the blood of sliced pregnant women for salad dressings fell out of favor, the chefs began to substitute anchovies.

 

[Henry Ford]

Btw, the c section was named for Julius Caeser. Your child will do great things.

And make kick ### salad dressing

Curiously, the dressing was named after the procedure....

Little know fact, when collecting the blood of sliced pregnant women for salad dressings fell out of favor, the chefs began to substitute anchovies.

Primarily because the word for "afterbirth" sounds like the phrase for "salty little devil fish" in Swedish.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Primarily because the word for "afterbirth" sounds like the phrase for "salty little devil fish" in Swedish.

Would not surprise me at all if that were actually true.

In fact, I'd expect no less from the folks that put salt on black licorice and call it a "special treat."

 

[strykerpks]

Apple nerds....wife wants to get an iPad. Mostly she wants it for Facetime, Facebook, email, browsing, recipes, Pandora, a few games...you know, chick stuff.

We don't want to drop $500 or whatever they cost. What's a good option for relatively cheap? What's the difference between the different generations? Are refurbs a bad idea?

ETA Juts need Wifi..no need for cell service

 

[krista4]

We are heading out tomorrow for a moderate hike (about 2000 elevation gain) in the Teanaway region in preparation for doing our toughest hike yet on Saturday--4100' gain to Navaho Peak. TPW, especially for Mr. krista, appreciated.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Really stoked about my getaway next Tuesday! Just booked a room at a quaint B and B in Sausalito that over looks the city. Fireplace in the room, balcony, jacuzzi, the whole bit. Much sexy time anticipated. Told them we are celebrating our anniversary, sorta true, it's in a few weeks, and they're throwing in a bottle champagne. :highroller:

Sausalito was the #### when we went to SF. When we go again, will definitely look to spend a night or 2 there.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Apple nerds....wife wants to get an iPad. Mostly she wants it for Facetime, Facebook, email, browsing, recipes, Pandora, a few games...you know, chick stuff.

We don't want to drop $500 or whatever they cost. What's a good option for relatively cheap? What's the difference between the different generations? Are refurbs a bad idea?

ETA Juts need Wifi..no need for cell service

I just got an iPad mini. I like it a lot. It seems plenty big enough for all of that to me.

 

[strykerpks]

TPW US

 

[strykerpks]

Apple nerds....wife wants to get an iPad. Mostly she wants it for Facetime, Facebook, email, browsing, recipes, Pandora, a few games...you know, chick stuff.

We don't want to drop $500 or whatever they cost. What's a good option for relatively cheap? What's the difference between the different generations? Are refurbs a bad idea?

ETA Juts need Wifi..no need for cell service

I just got an iPad mini. I like it a lot. It seems plenty big enough for all of that to me.

She doesn't want a mini.

We have Samsung phones and she would normally get a tablet but she wants the Facetime since her mom and siblings all have iPads and do the Facetimes.

 

[Tiger Fan]

In case you didn't see on FB, Uruk's Dad passed away. TPW, my dear friend. I know it's been a struggle lately and that he is at peace.

While I'm sure on some level there is a sense of relief after the journey he had been on, it's still got to be crushing to lose a parent. So sorry to hear GBUruk :(

Hang in there Uruk :(

 

[Tiger Fan]

I laughed at this for at least 2 minutes.

 

[Tiger Fan]

My wife is being really helpful, by laughing at me and taking pics.

Jesus Christ, do you live in that place where all the weird #### happened in True Detective?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Just remember that rabies shots really suck. Trust me.

Do they stick them in my pen1s or something?

Upper thigh. And the number you get varies by weight. I needed 4. YMMV.

So the kids each needed 6?

That's not very nice, GBPJ.AngryWife and JR each got 3. Considering that AngryWife and I at 11' 10" and 290 lbs between us, I don't know how we managed to produce the world's biggest 5 year old.

Probably when you put your dingdong inside her hoo ha.

As far as our boys are concerned, babies are made when daddy goes into a room with a plastic cup and watches a video where a naughty real estate agent shows a guy a house in every way, then passes the results through a metal window to a medical tech and then mommy goes into a room with an army of medical professionals including a doctor with a turkey baster and then nine months later a baby comes out. And also daddy writes a check for $15K before the whole process starts.

2 for the price of 1 here

 

[bentley]

We are heading out tomorrow for a moderate hike (about 2000 elevation gain) in the Teanaway region in preparation for doing our toughest hike yet on Saturday--4100' gain to Navaho Peak. TPW, especially for Mr. krista, appreciated.

Sounds badass. I've loved your photos from the hikes. Seems like the Pacific Northwest agrees with you.We're going to get Yuke his first haircut in the morning. I'm going to miss his afro, but his hair now completely covers his eyes when it's wet and I'm getting really tired of my FIL asking about how his granddaughter is doing.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I want to kiss the inventor of the BLT on the mouth.

Have never had one.

This is the craziest thing I've read in months.

I don't think I've ever had one either. Not a fan of lettuce.

Add me to the "never had a BLT" train

I like each of those items on burgers/sandwiches, but w/o the meat (I know bacon is a meat); it sounds a lot less appealing

 

[cosjobs]

So Tanner, I'm arriving Thur and my calendar is filling. Do I get to block out chill time with you? Da Raiders acts like it a huge deal to drive 40 miles to see someone who flew 1800 and SLBD is sober.

 

[cosjobs]

Apple nerds....wife wants to get an iPad. Mostly she wants it for Facetime, Facebook, email, browsing, recipes, Pandora, a few games...you know, chick stuff.

We don't want to drop $500 or whatever they cost. What's a good option for relatively cheap? What's the difference between the different generations? Are refurbs a bad idea?

ETA Juts need Wifi..no need for cell service

I just got an iPad mini. I like it a lot. It seems plenty big enough for all of that to me.

She doesn't want a mini.

We have Samsung phones and she would normally get a tablet but she wants the Facetime since her mom and siblings all have iPads and do the Facetimes.

I hate to say it because I'm the king of cheap, but go ahead and find a way to spring for the iPad. Its what she wants. The money you save will be nothing compared to the hell of an unfulfilled wife.

 

[krista4]

We are heading out tomorrow for a moderate hike (about 2000 elevation gain) in the Teanaway region in preparation for doing our toughest hike yet on Saturday--4100' gain to Navaho Peak. TPW, especially for Mr. krista, appreciated.

Sounds badass. I've loved your photos from the hikes. Seems like the Pacific Northwest agrees with you.We're going to get Yuke his first haircut in the morning. I'm going to miss his afro, but his hair now completely covers his eyes when it's wet and I'm getting really tired of my FIL asking about how his granddaughter is doing.

It definitely agrees with me. I'm loving this weather, too, after never having lived in a temperate climate before. There have been zero days so far where it's so hot you don't want to move around or go out (even though it got to 92 this week, which was a record), so as long as we get out early the hiking is pretty pleasant. If I'm not mauled by a bear/cougar/wolf/etc., this will be great.

I was at the first haircut for my little goddaughter, several years ago. It's really fun, as you know from JR. As a curly-haired person, I like that you have a kid with an afro, though.

 

[cosjobs]

Thanks for all the kind word from previous pages. I am pretty good man sometimes when I'm not being a dick

 

[Tiger Fan]

you people are weird

You just like BLT's b/c of their literal name