GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[Uruk-Hai]

Eh. I'm at least 50% of those every morning.

The abdominal pain is what has me concerned. It doesn't feel like my normal IB. More like burning.

Don't #### around with that, Robert.

It's really my only symptom, GB.

Yeah and mine was only a "chest cold".

 

[Tecumseh]

For the Tanner file: Had a singer at karaoke last night named Rotunda.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Eh. I'm at least 50% of those every morning.

The abdominal pain is what has me concerned. It doesn't feel like my normal IB. More like burning.

Don't #### around with that, Robert.

It's really my only symptom, GB.

Yeah and mine was only a "chest cold".

I sincerely appreciate your concern. I had blood work done last month and other than my cholesterol, everything looked fine. I'm going to give it a few days and if it doesn't clear up, I'll call the doctor.

 

[bentley]

Goodness guys. That does sound bad. I apologize for dismissing it.

My name was in the paper this morning. My wife told me about it after using that section to wrap up some dishes for the move.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I am humbled by your concern bill. I'm 99.9% sure that my drinking WAY too much is the cause and I promise that if things aren't noticeably better tomorrow, I'll check it with a doctor.

Eta: I'm a horrible at puking. I fight it with every morsel of my being. So when it does happen, it's awful. Really really loud, convulsions, cramps, the whole bit. Pretty lame really.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Bill, How do they test for cancer? Serious question.

With lady raiders knockers they did a biopsy, how did they find yours?

 

[Gadzooks]

So there's gonna be an airport meat exchange?

I think I'm going to be meeting up the Nanny at the hotel.

If guys are sending their wives to deliver stuff in person, I could really use some Cardinals stuff, or anything from st Louis.

 

[Thorn]

So there's gonna be an airport meat exchange?

I think I'm going to be meeting up the Nanny at the hotel.

If guys are sending their wives to deliver stuff in person, I could really use some Cardinals stuff, or anything from st Louis.

I need hard-to-get things from basically all across the nation.

 

[krista4]

there's a board setting to determine what types of notifications you get. so, K4 and others might have had them turned off.

Yes, I played with a lot of my settings this morning.

 

[krista4]

I don't like to click on the likes because when I do, the number of them disappears.

You realize they are all saved to your profile too right?

Oh. Uh, yeah...of COURSE I knew that.

I like the little red number thingee. Makes me feel good when it hits a big number. Sitting on 289.

291, big fella.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

there's a board setting to determine what types of notifications you get. so, K4 and others might have had them turned off.

Yes, I played with a lot of my settings this morning.

That's hot.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bill, How do they test for cancer? Serious question.

With lady raiders knockers they did a biopsy, how did they find yours?

I asked my wife this too. Apparently it's pretty specialized based uo symptoms.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So there's gonna be an airport meat exchange?

I think I'm going to be meeting up the Nanny at the hotel.

If guys are sending their wives to deliver stuff in person, I could really use some Cardinals stuff, or anything from st Louis.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

there's a board setting to determine what types of notifications you get. so, K4 and others might have had them turned off.

Yes, I played with a lot of my settings this morning.

That's hot.

I too checked out youpron about 5 times today.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Goodness guys. That does sound bad. I apologize for dismissing it.

My name was in the paper this morning. My wife told me about it after using that section to wrap up some dishes for the move.

Felony?

 

[Guster]

Ending a pretty awesome weekend with a bourbon and some "The IT Crowd"

 

[mr. furley]

You know you can just hover over your user name and it will tell you your total likes.

dang, only 101

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Goodness guys. That does sound bad. I apologize for dismissing it.

My name was in the paper this morning. My wife told me about it after using that section to wrap up some dishes for the move.

BFD. I make the police blotter once a month.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

You know you can just hover over your user name and it will tell you your total likes.

dang, only 101

369 :flex:

 

[mr. furley]

officer tanner>

 

[shuke]

When I wake up on a Sunday morning and there are likes from something I posted and thought was funny but was completely ignored when posted, I feel like a humor ninja.

How do you know when someone likes something that you post? I mean other than scrolling back to see

There's a notification. Upper right of every page has your notification bar - there should be a red balloon with a number if you have new likes.

What in the world are you talking about?

some of us get notifications whenever somebody likes a post we've made.

under 'my settings', click on 'notification options'

and then check the box for 'notify me when somebody 'likes' my posts'

Seems needy.

/Pickles

 

[shuke]

So, was at Kroger tonight, waiting at the deli. They have a pick-a-number system. I am standing there, about 15 feet from the counter over by the olive bar trying to come up with some type of shtick picture to take for Tanner when the girl calls my number, 83. I raise my hand to her, she nods, and I start walking over. Some 50 year old guy with a heavy European accent of some sort starts saying "84, I've got 84". I get to the counter, tell the girl what I want, and he interrupts, rather rudely, "Do you have 83?"

Me: "Yup."

Him (angrily): "Are you sure?".

Me: "Positive"

Him: "Well I don't see a ticket!" and he throws his arms up in the air.

In the best smart ### tone I can manage, I say, "Oh, hold on, let me get it for you!". So I go over to my cart, get the ticket, and try to hand it to him, "Here you go, it's all yours, you can have it". He won't take it, so I put it in his cart and say "I'll put this here right for you so you can look at it".

He goes over to his son who is with him, probably 15 years old. Going on and on about what an idiot I am, rather loudly. I do my best to ignore it. Finally look over and he is staring me down.

Me: "You need something?"

Him: "you're making a big mistake".

Me: "Is that so?" I laugh, almost in an exaggerated manner.

He starts walking to me. I told him to back off. He keeps coming. I put my forearm out, and it touches his chest. I didn't push him, just held it firmly. He violently pushed my arm away. Some lady steps in between us, pushes him back some, telling us to act our age.

Holy #### was my blood boiling. I haven't wanted to punch someone that bad for a very long time. I did my best to ignore him, I think a few other things were said. At one point I looked at his son and he mouthed to me "I'm sorry". I really felt bad at the point, for him. I felt guilty about pushing that old guy's buttons.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Just another (Olive) bar fight.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

You know you can just hover over your user name and it will tell you your total likes.

dang, only 101

369 :flex:

Amateurs.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

As soon as the guy touches me he is getting destroyed. Then I sue Kroger for not having an armed guard at the olive bar.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Click on your username>my profile>likes (on left menu) and you can view all of your likes

 

[St. Louis Bob]

LMMFAO @ You're making a big mistake

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

As soon as the guy touches me he is getting destroyed. Then I sue Kroger for not having an armed guard at the olive bar.

Or at least a couple of bouncers.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

As soon as the guy touches me he is getting destroyed. Then I sue Kroger for not having an armed guard at the olive bar.

Or at least a couple of bouncers.

Ans if you're going to have bouncers might as well have some strippers.

 

[kevzilla]

Album title: Velvet Rope at the Olive Bar

 

[5-ish Finkle]

I shudder to even imagine the "quality" of a Kroger-level sex worker.

"Taking the main stage over in produce, put your hands together for Maude! She's been with us for 30 years, but that won't stop this filly from showing you how to hide a yucca root."

 

[Frostillicus]

Seems like olive bars are pretty hot right now.

 

[Otis]

So, was at Kroger tonight, waiting at the deli. They have a pick-a-number system. I am standing there, about 15 feet from the counter over by the olive bar trying to come up with some type of shtick picture to take for Tanner when the girl calls my number, 83. I raise my hand to her, she nods, and I start walking over. Some 50 year old guy with a heavy European accent of some sort starts saying "84, I've got 84". I get to the counter, tell the girl what I want, and he interrupts, rather rudely, "Do you have 83?"

Me: "Yup."

Him (angrily): "Are you sure?".

Me: "Positive"

Him: "Well I don't see a ticket!" and he throws his arms up in the air.

In the best smart ### tone I can manage, I say, "Oh, hold on, let me get it for you!". So I go over to my cart, get the ticket, and try to hand it to him, "Here you go, it's all yours, you can have it". He won't take it, so I put it in his cart and say "I'll put this here right for you so you can look at it".

He goes over to his son who is with him, probably 15 years old. Going on and on about what an idiot I am, rather loudly. I do my best to ignore it. Finally look over and he is staring me down.

Me: "You need something?"

Him: "you're making a big mistake".

Me: "Is that so?" I laugh, almost in an exaggerated manner.

He starts walking to me. I told him to back off. He keeps coming. I put my forearm out, and it touches his chest. I didn't push him, just held it firmly. He violently pushed my arm away. Some lady steps in between us, pushes him back some, telling us to act our age.

Holy #### was my blood boiling. I haven't wanted to punch someone that bad for a very long time. I did my best to ignore him, I think a few other things were said. At one point I looked at his son and he mouthed to me "I'm sorry". I really felt bad at the point, for him. I felt guilty about pushing that old guy's buttons.

Couple weeks ago I had the first almost fight experience I've had in probably 5-10 years, with an older Chinese guy (long story short, my wife took an "unconventional" hit at the blackjack table, the table lost, guy comments to my wife angrily that she should go check out the 5 dollar tables instead). I was in the right and knew it, as did all the bystanders, but still felt like a jackass as a grown man getting into a fight. But I haven't been that ready to throw down in a while.

Good that these things are stopped before escalating beyond that, there's the bright side.

 

[-fish-]

So, was at Kroger tonight, waiting at the deli. They have a pick-a-number system. I am standing there, about 15 feet from the counter over by the olive bar trying to come up with some type of shtick picture to take for Tanner when the girl calls my number, 83. I raise my hand to her, she nods, and I start walking over. Some 50 year old guy with a heavy European accent of some sort starts saying "84, I've got 84". I get to the counter, tell the girl what I want, and he interrupts, rather rudely, "Do you have 83?"

Me: "Yup."

Him (angrily): "Are you sure?".

Me: "Positive"

Him: "Well I don't see a ticket!" and he throws his arms up in the air.

In the best smart ### tone I can manage, I say, "Oh, hold on, let me get it for you!". So I go over to my cart, get the ticket, and try to hand it to him, "Here you go, it's all yours, you can have it". He won't take it, so I put it in his cart and say "I'll put this here right for you so you can look at it".

He goes over to his son who is with him, probably 15 years old. Going on and on about what an idiot I am, rather loudly. I do my best to ignore it. Finally look over and he is staring me down.

Me: "You need something?"

Him: "you're making a big mistake".

Me: "Is that so?" I laugh, almost in an exaggerated manner.

He starts walking to me. I told him to back off. He keeps coming. I put my forearm out, and it touches his chest. I didn't push him, just held it firmly. He violently pushed my arm away. Some lady steps in between us, pushes him back some, telling us to act our age.

Holy #### was my blood boiling. I haven't wanted to punch someone that bad for a very long time. I did my best to ignore him, I think a few other things were said. At one point I looked at his son and he mouthed to me "I'm sorry". I really felt bad at the point, for him. I felt guilty about pushing that old guy's buttons.

Couple weeks ago I had the first almost fight experience I've had in probably 5-10 years, with an older Chinese guy (long story short, my wife took an "unconventional" hit at the blackjack table, the table lost, guy comments to my wife angrily that she should go check out the 5 dollar tables instead). I was in the right and knew it, as did all the bystanders, but still felt like a jackass as a grown man getting into a fight. But I haven't been that ready to throw down in a while.

Good that these things are stopped before escalating beyond that, there's the bright side.

how unconventional?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

That hit sounds fishy, Oat.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Hit on 14 with a 5 showing and took the dealers bust card?

 

[Frostillicus]

About an hour south of where I live is Minnesota's biggest candy store, and apparently it's like an airplane hanger and has pretty much everything from blasts from the past to stuff that's more European or whatever. My wife is taking the kids tomorrow and all I can think of for her to look at for me is Chuckles and Necco wafers, which you can still occasionally find at a gas station. Help me out here.

 

[Frostillicus]

Ooh A&W Root Beer Gum!

 

[bentley]

Went back to the full version briefly to see how many likes I had. It was strange and intimidating.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

About an hour south of where I live is Minnesota's biggest candy store, and apparently it's like an airplane hanger and has pretty much everything from blasts from the past to stuff that's more European or whatever. My wife is taking the kids tomorrow and all I can think of for her to look at for me is Chuckles and Necco wafers, which you can still occasionally find at a gas station. Help me out here.

Gummy Venus de Milo.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Seems like olive bars are pretty hot right now.

Big fan. Kalamata olives rule.

 

[Frostillicus]

About an hour south of where I live is Minnesota's biggest candy store, and apparently it's like an airplane hanger and has pretty much everything from blasts from the past to stuff that's more European or whatever. My wife is taking the kids tomorrow and all I can think of for her to look at for me is Chuckles and Necco wafers, which you can still occasionally find at a gas station. Help me out here.

Gummy Venus de Milo.

####### brilliant.

 

[Frostillicus]

Seems like olive bars are pretty hot right now.

Big fan. Kalamata olives rule.

My box was at least 50% kalamata.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Pretty tempted to hit up an olive bar right now

 

[St. Louis Bob]

About an hour south of where I live is Minnesota's biggest candy store, and apparently it's like an airplane hanger and has pretty much everything from blasts from the past to stuff that's more European or whatever. My wife is taking the kids tomorrow and all I can think of for her to look at for me is Chuckles and Necco wafers, which you can still occasionally find at a gas station. Help me out here.

Gummy Venus de Milo.

Dark chocolate dildo.

 

[bentley]

Pretty tempted to hit up an olive bar right now

There's a Spec's Liquor by my office that has an olive bar to die for. Pretty sure I'm going tomorrow after OliveChat today.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

About an hour south of where I live is Minnesota's biggest candy store, and apparently it's like an airplane hanger and has pretty much everything from blasts from the past to stuff that's more European or whatever. My wife is taking the kids tomorrow and all I can think of for her to look at for me is Chuckles and Necco wafers, which you can still occasionally find at a gas station. Help me out here.

Gummy Venus de Milo.

Mrs. SLB just told me the 18yo daughter of a friend of hers wants to sit for us. Interesting timing with this post.

 

[shuke]

About an hour south of where I live is Minnesota's biggest candy store, and apparently it's like an airplane hanger and has pretty much everything from blasts from the past to stuff that's more European or whatever. My wife is taking the kids tomorrow and all I can think of for her to look at for me is Chuckles and Necco wafers, which you can still occasionally find at a gas station. Help me out here.

Marathon Bar

Wax Lips

Pop Rocks

Chocolate covered Pay Day

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

'Picnic' bars are pretty awesome if they have those

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Reggie Bar

Snickers