GM's thread about nothing (40 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

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Ridiculous

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Shuke, GM: Let's party

ACP sighting!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

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Concur.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Someone needs to fax me when Cornbread Eustice Owen decides to vacate YSR's ladycave.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

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Concur.

Going 123

If only we had a lawyer girl here.

 

[krista4]

Shuke, GM: Let's party

ACP sighting!

You have quite possibly the cutest kid in the world, by the way.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Someone needs to fax me when Cornbread Eustice Owen decides to vacate YSR's ladycave.

It has been about 10 months so around Christmas I'm thinking.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Someone needs to fax me when Cornbread Eustice Owen decides to vacate YSR's ladycave.

holy hell

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Lol. I'm making my stand with paper readin', boys!

I just think it's weird. And I don't have a thing to do e-reading on.

iPad?

1 for kids, 1 for wife. I have a chromebook.

Oddly enough I do too. The chrome reader doesn't read epub or mobi. I do have a Kindle though. Of course the Chromebook doesn't sync with the Kindle as far as I can tell.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I keep seeing nice lots for sale. Tempted to build. Getting a house built is probably fast and easy to budget for, right?

Is this the vacation home for me after nanny wife divorces me?

Sure! How many kids do you think you'll have by then? I think you had talked about babying her up again, and I want to have an appropriate bedroom count.

No more babies. Ever. Never ever never.

Lady raiders was just bemoaning the fact that we only have one kid. I told her to stop drinking and go to bed. ONE AND DONE

This third child of mine will be the end of me I'm certain. She's more work than both my boys combined, multiplied by eleventy billion. The week I spent with just her the past week was one of the longest, most grueling weeks of my life. She just turned two, but has been acting out the terrible part for well over a year now. She is bossy, smart, stubborn, loud, aggressive, busy, fickle, conniving, demanding, impossible to placate and knows she has me completely wrapped around her little finger. If she were my first child, she would be an only child and I'm not kidding about that in the slightest.

My wife was certain we were going to have another. She's finally coming around to my side on this one. Tubes need to be tied.

I hear ya!! Tubes need to sliced!! And I bow down to anyone who has more than 1 kid. I don't know how y'all do it.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Things are going really well with the girl.

We already have little trips planned for August, September and October in addition to a music festival towards the end of September and a Bengals game in mid-October

Oh, and there is talk of me meeting her mom at some point in the next month or so...

Mrs. SLB commented on the way home like you seemed different not firing on broads like you were in love. Good for you.

sucker

yeah, this one has helped me learn a lot about myself and understand what I need to be happy. And she happens to make me very happy. Good combo

Cooter pics plz

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Shuke, GM: Let's party

ACP sighting!

You have quite possibly the cutest kid in the world, by the way.

Thanks. I was just reading a page or two ago where GM was saying that his youngest is more work than the previous two x -5^2. I feel like we're in the same boat. He's so much fun and makes me laugh every hour I spend with him but sweet Jeebris this kid is a handful. One and done for us.

 

[Guster]

Things are going really well with the girl.

We already have little trips planned for August, September and October in addition to a music festival towards the end of September and a Bengals game in mid-October

Oh, and there is talk of me meeting her mom at some point in the next month or so...

Mrs. SLB commented on the way home like you seemed different not firing on broads like you were in love. Good for you.

sucker

yeah, this one has helped me learn a lot about myself and understand what I need to be happy. And she happens to make me very happy. Good combo

You're a good guy...happy that you're happy.

Thanks GB. It's been a hell of a journey of self discovery, but necessary to understand what motivates my behaviors so I can be a good guy more consistently

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

FOR HJS (and any other HistoryGuys) ONLY

Not gonna lie, that was a little disappointing.

Better?

Much.You were just gonna leave that in your pocket?

Yeah, right next to your mom's hand.

Dude, isn't she a little young for you?

 

[mr roboto]

Anyone want to cornhole tomorrow and drink wine in Napa? That's right up the road from you Tanner.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I did learn you can ask for 'all drummies' when you are at BWwwwwwwwwww. Took me years to figure that out.

Amateur move, dude. Seriously.

All flats is the shark move, if you want to be a pain in the ###.

 

[bentley]

At some skeevy hotel bar in Arlington after watching the Rangers beat the Yankees. There are some super loud drunk mother####ers in here including some guy that claims to have played for the Red Sox in the 80s. The radio is stuck on hair metal. Suddenly I really miss my crazy angry wife.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Drummies should be half price. They bring down the whole order.

 

[Guster]

Things are going really well with the girl.

We already have little trips planned for August, September and October in addition to a music festival towards the end of September and a Bengals game in mid-October

Oh, and there is talk of me meeting her mom at some point in the next month or so...

Mrs. SLB commented on the way home like you seemed different not firing on broads like you were in love. Good for you.

sucker

yeah, this one has helped me learn a lot about myself and understand what I need to be happy. And she happens to make me very happy. Good combo

Cooter pics plz

not happening with this one... keeping those sort of pics to myself

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Boooooooooooooo

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I hope it's Rich Gedman or Bob Stanley

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Drummies should be half price. They bring down the whole order.

You complete me.

 

[Abraham]

Also I like Tim. The comparison though was meant as an insult.

I like Ebola more than Tim

Uncalled for dickerhead

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Shuke, GM: Let's party

ACP sighting!

You have quite possibly the cutest kid in the world, by the way.

Thanks. I was just reading a page or two ago where GM was saying that his youngest is more work than the previous two x -5^2. I feel like we're in the same boat. He's so much fun and makes me laugh every hour I spend with him but sweet Jeebris this kid is a handful. One and done for us.

Mrs. SLB suckered me into one kid but convincing me to have two was genius. Her contention was that they would take care of each other, I never believed it was true. However I see it now because sometimes they will punch each other for hours leaving me plenty of time for TV viewing.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Dummies are to wings as Family Circus is to comics

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

FOR HJS (and any other HistoryGuys) ONLY

Not gonna lie, that was a little disappointing.

Better?

Much.You were just gonna leave that in your pocket?

Yeah, right next to your mom's hand.

Dude, isn't she a little young for you?

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Shuke, GM: Let's party

ACP sighting!

You have quite possibly the cutest kid in the world, by the way.

Thanks. I was just reading a page or two ago where GM was saying that his youngest is more work than the previous two x -5^2. I feel like we're in the same boat. He's so much fun and makes me laugh every hour I spend with him but sweet Jeebris this kid is a handful. One and done for us.

Mrs. SLB suckered me into one kid but convincing me to have two was genius. Her contention was that they would take care of each other, I never believed it was true. However I see it now because sometimes they will punch each other for hours leaving me plenty of time for TV viewing.

well he's got about3 more months before I put him in a basket and Baby Moses his ### down the Chattahoochee River. There'll be TV time after that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dummies are to wings as Family Circus is to comics

"Who ordered 8 orders of Honey BBQ ALL drummies?"

"NOT ME!"

 

[DA RAIDERS]

It sounds as if the children are murdering each other outside. Ignore it right?

Utter silence is so much worse. I might have to forklift my ### up and go see wtf is going on outside.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Hearing screams of anger pain and angst, all is well. Kids are treating each other right.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So my wife is FB friends with a lot of you guys and I'm currently running shtick with Tanner and my Mom.

I might have to ask Pickles to change my screen name to St. Louis Bill.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

So my wife is FB friends with a lot of you guys and I'm currently running shtick with Tanner and my Mom.

I might have to ask Pickles to change my screen name to St. Louis Bill.

How was the bourbon?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Shuke, GM: Let's party

ACP sighting!

You have quite possibly the cutest kid in the world, by the way.

Thanks. I was just reading a page or two ago where GM was saying that his youngest is more work than the previous two x -5^2. I feel like we're in the same boat. He's so much fun and makes me laugh every hour I spend with him but sweet Jeebris this kid is a handful. One and done for us.

Mrs. SLB suckered me into one kid but convincing me to have two was genius. Her contention was that they would take care of each other, I never believed it was true. However I see it now because sometimes they will punch each other for hours leaving me plenty of time for TV viewing.

well he's got about3 more months before I put him in a basket and Baby Moses his ### down the Chattahoochee River. There'll be TV time after that.

It gets better!

Just kidding

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So my wife is FB friends with a lot of you guys and I'm currently running shtick with Tanner and my Mom.

I might have to ask Pickles to change my screen name to St. Louis Bill.

How was the bourbon?

I'm about to have one in a minute. Was just going to PM you.

 

[General Malaise]

This bachelorette has remarkable skin.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I wish I enjoyed the whiskey, whisky, scotch catalog. Interestingly I enjoy the gnarliest peatiest scotch from islay the best.

 

[bentley]

If anyone can fond evidence of someone from Lubbock Christian University ever playing for the Sox I would appreciate it. Dude also just fell off his barstool after having another Patron shot. Lax bar tending in here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Whiskey is very good. It's classy having a cork. Kind of like that time I took my pants off to have sex.

 

[General Malaise]

If anyone can fond evidence of someone from Lubbock Christian University ever playing for the Sox I would appreciate it. Dude also just fell off his barstool after having another Patron shot. Lax bar tending in here.

Randy Velarde FTW!

Or Brad Cornett

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If anyone can fond evidence of someone from Lubbock Christian University ever playing for the Sox I would appreciate it. Dude also just fell off his barstool after having another Patron shot. Lax bar tending in here.

Holy ####, you're drinking with Slappy Magillicutty?!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You know what I just realized?

In the 25+ years that I've been going to bars I've never once been cut off by a bartender or server.

Is that weird?

 

[General Malaise]

You know what I just realized?

In the 25+ years that I've been going to bars I've never once been cut off by a bartender or server.

Is that weird?

Amateur...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You know what I just realized?

In the 25+ years that I've been going to bars I've never once been cut off by a bartender or server.

Is that weird?

No?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So, in 2014 Imp stops other people from sticking up for iwomen?

The internet has passed me by.



When in Canadarome .

K4》eat a ####.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You know what I just realized?

In the 25+ years that I've been going to bars I've never once been cut off by a bartender or server.

Is that weird?

Amateur...

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So my wife is FB friends with a lot of you guys and I'm currently running shtick with Tanner and my Mom.

I might have to ask Pickles to change my screen name to St. Louis Bill.

Just got the service ticket. I'll put my man Sanjay on this once we hand off to the Delhi office at 3 a.m.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

If anyone can fond evidence of someone from Lubbock Christian University ever playing for the Sox I would appreciate it. Dude also just fell off his barstool after having another Patron shot. Lax bar tending in here.

link

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So my wife is FB friends with a lot of you guys and I'm currently running shtick with Tanner and my Mom.

I might have to ask Pickles to change my screen name to St. Louis Bill.

Just got the service ticket. I'll put my man Sanjay on this once we hand off to the Delhi office at 3 a.m.

Your quarterfinal ping-pong matchup is tomorrow. There's word around the chocolate-infused water cooler that Zuck rigged the draw to get an easy path to the Finals.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

You know what I just realized?

In the 25+ years that I've been going to bars I've never once been cut off by a bartender or server.

Is that weird?

I'm quite proud of being cut off and thrown out of Murphy's right outside of wrigley field. Before the game.....this takes some doing people!! I snuck back in and gave the bartender a $50 and All was forgiven and I was good to go Eta: this was the only time......unless you consider a trip to the grocery store at 1:55am where we played a little 5v5 tackle football game in the produce section as being cut off

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Getting cut off in a bar full of drunks really sucks