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[Guster]

I'm assuming Guster will be back as my "partner" again. Although I am nervous about his new relationship with the new girl he seems to like. It seems to be serious, but I don't think he's sent her a mix tape yet.

So was the mixtape any good?

She had a long drive to and from Wisconsin and wanted to hear some of the music I've been listening to. She said she liked it and I mean, she didn't break up with me a couple weeks later, so I think it went ok this time

I'll take a play list. I need some new music.

Anybody listen to the Temples?

Are you on Spotify?

I am, though I must admit I'm not sure I'm using it to its full functionality. I will beta albums there before deciding if they are worth my time to download. How do we swap spit tunes?

Link sent

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Drunk History sucks a d compared to Nathan For You.

I watched a few minutes of the "Dumb Starbucks" episode on youtube. It was the segment where he goes to the lawyers office. Is the rest of the show similar? Is he ##### to everyone?

Well not everyone.

Ahhh...so is it like a "laugh at the people that Borat screws with" kind of comedy?

Not a fan.

 

[Disco Stu]

Things are going really well with the girl.

We already have little trips planned for August, September and October in addition to a music festival towards the end of September and a Bengals game in mid-October

Oh, and there is talk of me meeting her mom at some point in the next month or so...

Which music festival?

Midpoint

July Talk on the lineup. Imp >

Any recos on sets I should try to catch?

May have to defer to hipster Stu. I probably only know a little over a dozen or so of those bands. I'm guessing Afghan Whigs are considered the main headliner? I've seen them a couple times and always enjoyed it.

Imp recommended July Talk during a poker game or something earlier this year and I really dug them. I bet they put on a really fun live show. Seeing them with Rural Alberta Advantage this fall which should be awesome.

That's more than I knew. The only ones I have seen are Gardens & Villa, Jessica Lea Mayfield, Lost in the Trees (love them), and Real Estate.

 

[FDAS]

I'm going to start a league too.

Ten teams. Two kickers. Normal kicker scoring.

Let me know if you're in.

1. GPJ

2. Pete Malloy

3. Bender

4. TRE

Bump.

Commisioner Ruling: NO FLEX. Kicker, Kicker. That's it.

Also, we're going to draft in the middle of some stupid political thread.

In

Six spots left!

Are retired kickers eligible for the draft?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tanner: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Coleman-48-Quart-Cooler-with-5-Quart-Cooler-1-3-Gallon-Jug-and-15-Value-Added-Coupon-Book/35602192

48 gallon maybe?

Coleman 48-Quart Cooler

Don't you work with money and numbers and ####?

####, didn't edit fast enough. QUART, I MEANT QUART

And no, we don't work with a lot of quarts and gallons at the bank.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Hour four of the Battle of Homer's Belly.

Uptown Pizza might join the fray and tip the scales in favor of Hunger. Laziness has been aided by a 3 hour Community binge, so it's only fair for Hunger to call on its allies.

These are dark times, my friends. A battle of attrition the likes of which haven't been seen since the trench warfare of a century ago. (ask Tanner about it)

 

[Drifter]

Also, apparently I just learned that Marie Callender's is an actual place...I thought it was just a brand of horrible frozen food.

The lesson, kids, is to never stop learning.

And I thought they were a national chain. Had to look it up. CA, UT, ID, NV, TX only.

Used to be one in CO. Wouldn't be surprised if it shut down. This is the worst chain ever. Ate there on vacation because it was next to the hotel and we were tired. Worst meal of the trip by far. Boring menu and incredibly bland and tasteless food. I'm not sure how they are in business .

Edit just read the thread further and realized it wasn't a Marie Calender's it was a Mimi's!

 

[Thorn]

Tanner: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Coleman-48-Quart-Cooler-with-5-Quart-Cooler-1-3-Gallon-Jug-and-15-Value-Added-Coupon-Book/35602192

48 gallon maybe?

Coleman 48-Quart Cooler

Don't you work with money and numbers and ####?

####, didn't edit fast enough. QUART, I MEANT QUART

And no, we don't work with a lot of quarts and gallons at the bank.

We're not going to give you a quart of nickels ... unless that meets your particular change need.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Tanner: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Coleman-48-Quart-Cooler-with-5-Quart-Cooler-1-3-Gallon-Jug-and-15-Value-Added-Coupon-Book/35602192

48 gallon maybe?

Coleman 48-Quart Cooler

Don't you work with money and numbers and ####?

####, didn't edit fast enough. QUART, I MEANT QUARTAnd no, we don't work with a lot of quarts and gallons at the bank.

We're not going to give you a quart of nickels ... unless that meets your particular change need.

Luff yew.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB> oops

Bob, do you guys have a swingset?

We have one in the backyard. Also in the community. Allegedly

 

[Guster]

Could Guster look any more uncomfortable in his co-worker's 50th b-day picture?

I honestly don't think so. Hello people I get paid to hang out with during the day, no I don't really want to all cram into the same side of the lunch table to have our picture taken while a sparkler is throwing fire on me

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tanner: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Coleman-48-Quart-Cooler-with-5-Quart-Cooler-1-3-Gallon-Jug-and-15-Value-Added-Coupon-Book/35602192

48 gallon maybe?

Coleman 48-Quart Cooler

Don't you work with money and numbers and ####?

And no, we don't work with a lot of quarts and gallons at the bank.

Do you have your eye on a new boat? Come borrow a liter of money from us!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Could Guster look any more uncomfortable in his co-worker's 50th b-day picture?

I honestly don't think so. Hello people I get paid to hang out with during the day, no I don't really want to all cram into the same side of the lunch table to have our picture taken while a sparkler is throwing fire on me

 

[Mr.Pack]

Yes, some people are really simple. Give them a wide berth.

Right away you have to get personal, huh?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Could Guster look any more uncomfortable in his co-worker's 50th b-day picture?

I honestly don't think so. Hello people I get paid to hang out with during the day, no I don't really want to all cram into the same side of the lunch table to have our picture taken while a sparkler is throwing fire on me

Did Lisa adopt Hock Meng Tay?

 

[krista4]

Krista we need a team name as well.

I'll post an idea. Then you repost it to excessive 'likes' and 's

That'll piss off Furley for sure.

Could Guster look any more uncomfortable in his co-worker's 50th b-day picture?

Both of these are such s that I can't even bear to steal them.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Could Guster look any more uncomfortable in his co-worker's 50th b-day picture?

I honestly don't think so. Hello people I get paid to hang out with during the day, no I don't really want to all cram into the same side of the lunch table to have our picture taken while a sparkler is throwing fire on me

 

[cosjobs]

TRE: Put together my redneck A/C today. It works just like it is supposed to but the cheapo fan I bought at WalMart is pretty weak. I think if I used it in conjunction with another fan to help move the cool air it would be better.

did you use the plastic bucket, or just go with the styrofoam?

Hopefully neither.

Could you use dry ice?

Wouldn't it kind of be a smoke machine then?

exactly. a really cool smoke machine

 

[Uruk-Hai]

TF, I'll get in if you need anyone else, or if someone needs a partner. I'd like a co-owner though because, if this one takes as long as last year's draft took, I may have to spend some time looking for a nursing home during the picking. I should be able to handle most of the weekly tedium though, if my potential partner doesn't wanna deal with that.

 

[cosjobs]

Tanner: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Coleman-48-Quart-Cooler-with-5-Quart-Cooler-1-3-Gallon-Jug-and-15-Value-Added-Coupon-Book/35602192

48 gallon maybe?

Coleman 48-Quart Cooler

Don't you work with money and numbers and ####?

####, didn't edit fast enough. QUART, I MEANT QUART

And no, we don't work with a lot of quarts and gallons at the bank.

How many gallons in a boatload?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Bob, do you guys have a swingset?

We have one in the backyard. Also in the community. Allegedly

some adults just really like to play on swingsets.

 

[Annyong]

i have over 400 likes now. Pretty much the most popular kid in school.

 

[Disco Stu]

If there is a more vulture profession than tow truck driver, I don't know what it is.

Such a racket. Cost me $164 and two hours of my life a couple weeks ago.

 

[Gadzooks]

Krista we need a team name as well.

I'll post an idea. Then you repost it to excessive 'likes' and 's

That'll piss off Furley for sure.

Could Guster look any more uncomfortable in his co-worker's 50th b-day picture?

Both of these are such s that I can't even bear to steal them.

That "good posting" is for K4 and not IB.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tanner: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Coleman-48-Quart-Cooler-with-5-Quart-Cooler-1-3-Gallon-Jug-and-15-Value-Added-Coupon-Book/35602192

48 gallon maybe?

Coleman 48-Quart Cooler

Don't you work with money and numbers and ####?

And no, we don't work with a lot of quarts and gallons at the bank.

Do you have your eye on a new boat? Come borrow a liter of money from us!

"Here you are, sir. 2.4 kilos of $2 bills."

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm going to start a league too.

Ten teams. Two kickers. Normal kicker scoring.

Let me know if you're in.

1. GPJ

2. Pete Malloy

3. Bender

4. TRE

Bump.

Commisioner Ruling: NO FLEX. Kicker, Kicker. That's it.

Also, we're going to draft in the middle of some stupid political thread.

In

Six spots left!

Are retired kickers eligible for the draft?

Sure! Placeholders will be assigned if any player is not in the Yahoo! database.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

i have over 400 likes now. Pretty much the most popular kid in school.

Top 100, anyway.

 

[cosjobs]

Tanner: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Coleman-48-Quart-Cooler-with-5-Quart-Cooler-1-3-Gallon-Jug-and-15-Value-Added-Coupon-Book/35602192

48 gallon maybe?

Coleman 48-Quart Cooler

Don't you work with money and numbers and ####?

And no, we don't work with a lot of quarts and gallons at the bank.

Do you have your eye on a new boat? Come borrow a liter of money from us!

"Here you are, sir. 2.4 kilos of $2 bills."

$47,558. seems fair

 

[Abraham]

Job

Spoiler

What has two thumbs, a near-empty gas tank, and 100% quota attainment in his second month on the job ?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tanner: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Coleman-48-Quart-Cooler-with-5-Quart-Cooler-1-3-Gallon-Jug-and-15-Value-Added-Coupon-Book/35602192

48 gallon maybe?

Coleman 48-Quart Cooler

Don't you work with money and numbers and ####?

And no, we don't work with a lot of quarts and gallons at the bank.

Do you have your eye on a new boat? Come borrow a liter of money from us!

"Here you are, sir. 2.4 kilos of $2 bills."

$47,558. seems fair

It's a ship

 

[Disco Stu]

Anybody listen to the Temples?

One of my favorite albums so far this year. Love "Shelter Song".

 

[krista4]

IB, any ideas on what our team theme will be this year?

Hmmmm. Good thinking. Has to be broad enough to fill out a whole roster, but narrow enough to still provide a challenge.

Options:

* Shares a name with a famous author/actor/politician

* Colors and Places

* NFL players with no criminal history

Only players from cities in which Krista has lived.

So it basically will look like every other team.

IB, I think we see who we take in the first round, and then use whichever of your ideas fits him best (or any other idea either of us has before that).

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Tanner: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Coleman-48-Quart-Cooler-with-5-Quart-Cooler-1-3-Gallon-Jug-and-15-Value-Added-Coupon-Book/35602192

48 gallon maybe?

Coleman 48-Quart Cooler

Don't you work with money and numbers and ####?

And no, we don't work with a lot of quarts and gallons at the bank.

Do you have your eye on a new boat? Come borrow a liter of money from us!

"Here you are, sir. 2.4 kilos of $2 bills."

$47,558. seems fair

MoP math?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Hour five.

A nap was almost taken. Fingernails are a distant memory. Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

But what is this!?!? UN peacekeepers have arrived in the form of a Cocca's Pizza flyer...and they have delivery! Perhaps Hunger and Laziness can both walk away winners in this conflict. A tentative ceasefire has been reached, and an armistice could be on the horizon.

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody listen to the Temples?

One of my favorite albums so far this year. Love "Shelter Song".

Yup, love that tune! God, I feel so freaking hip right now!

 

[cosjobs]

Tanner: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Coleman-48-Quart-Cooler-with-5-Quart-Cooler-1-3-Gallon-Jug-and-15-Value-Added-Coupon-Book/35602192

48 gallon maybe?

Coleman 48-Quart Cooler

Don't you work with money and numbers and ####?

And no, we don't work with a lot of quarts and gallons at the bank.

Do you have your eye on a new boat? Come borrow a liter of money from us!

"Here you are, sir. 2.4 kilos of $2 bills."

$47,558. seems fair

MoP math?

each bill weigh \s one gram. Duh

 

[El Floppo]

Tanner: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Coleman-48-Quart-Cooler-with-5-Quart-Cooler-1-3-Gallon-Jug-and-15-Value-Added-Coupon-Book/35602192

48 gallon maybe?

Coleman 48-Quart Cooler

Don't you work with money and numbers and ####?

And no, we don't work with a lot of quarts and gallons at the bank.

Do you have your eye on a new boat? Come borrow a liter of money from us!

"Here you are, sir. 2.4 kilos of $2 bills."

$47,558. seems fair

MoP math?

each bill weigh \s one gram. Duh

$4.7558 ?

eta: ####### metric system can yankee me wankee

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Tanner: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Coleman-48-Quart-Cooler-with-5-Quart-Cooler-1-3-Gallon-Jug-and-15-Value-Added-Coupon-Book/35602192

48 gallon maybe?

Coleman 48-Quart Cooler

Don't you work with money and numbers and ####?

And no, we don't work with a lot of quarts and gallons at the bank.

Do you have your eye on a new boat? Come borrow a liter of money from us!

"Here you are, sir. 2.4 kilos of $2 bills."

$47,558. seems fair

MoP math?

each bill weigh \s one gram. Duh

Yeah. $4800, Sean.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Approaching Hour Six.

In one final, bloody offensive, Hunger nearly overwhelmed Laziness with tantalizing visions of a chicken parm sandwich from Uptown Pizza. But Laziness fought back with a Herculean lack of effort and won a decisive blow for peace with the historic signing of the Treaty of Cocca's Pizza.

Now it is a time for reflection. Of the lives lost. The meals forgotten. The Community episodes watched. And the roughly 27% of my net worth that was lost on this delivery order.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Is it too late to join the magic fantasy draft? I'll partner up with Joe.

I'd be willing to partner up as long as we only draft players from the All Otis Team

:hawkscreech:

 

[Otis]

Is it too late to join the magic fantasy draft? I'll partner up with Joe.

I'd be willing to partner up as long as we only draft players from the All Otis Team:hawkscreech:

Don't be surprised when we win.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Is it too late to join the magic fantasy draft? I'll partner up with Joe.

I'd be willing to partner up as long as we only draft players from the All Otis Team:hawkscreech:

Don't be surprised when we win.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

IB, any ideas on what our team theme will be this year?

Hmmmm. Good thinking. Has to be broad enough to fill out a whole roster, but narrow enough to still provide a challenge.Options:

* Shares a name with a famous author/actor/politician

* Colors and Places

* NFL players with no criminal history

Only players from cities in which Krista has lived.

So it basically will look like every other team.

IB, I think we see who we take in the first round, and then use whichever of your ideas fits him best (or any other idea either of us has before that).

seems fitting for a couple of lawyers

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If there is a more vulture profession than tow truck driver, I don't know what it is.

Such a racket. Cost me $164 and two hours of my life a couple weeks ago.

So can anybody with a tow truck just go around taking cars that are illegally parked and make a lucrative living doing so? I'm asking for a friend.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Approaching Hour Six.

In one final, bloody offensive, Hunger nearly overwhelmed Laziness with tantalizing visions of a chicken parm sandwich from Uptown Pizza. But Laziness fought back with a Herculean lack of effort and won a decisive blow for peace with the historic signing of the Treaty of Cocca's Pizza.

Now it is a time for reflection. Of the lives lost. The meals forgotten. The Community episodes watched. And the roughly 27% of my net worth that was lost on this delivery order.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Finally.

Jebus, what do I gotta do to get a laugh out of you stingy bastards?

 

[FDAS]

Finally.

Jebus, what do I gotta do to get a laugh out of you stingy bastards?

Start being funny?

 

[UniAlias]

Stu we teaming up again?

You may have to handle most of the drafting duties again. My August looks pretty busy as we're going to be inventorying 10,000 gallons of coinage from our Scrooge McDuck vault.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Finally.

Jebus, what do I gotta do to get a laugh out of you stingy bastards?

Start being funny?

Start stabbing your stupid face?!?!?

 

[Osaurus]

Now it's getting interesting in here again.