GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[Annyong]

We gonna get our first face stab video?

 

[kevzilla]

Homer's a little hangry.

 

[strykerpks]

Finally.

Jebus, what do I gotta do to get a laugh out of you stingy bastards?

I was waiting for the shtick to play out. I liked it

ETA Was rooting for lazy

 

[Thorn]

Finally.

Jebus, what do I gotta do to get a laugh out of you stingy bastards?

I was waiting for the shtick to play out. I liked it

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I appreciate the effort homer!!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Do you have booze?

 

[Annyong]

I was rooting for Lazy as well, but then FaceStab showed up...

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Oh, sorry. I must not have been clear that the Treaty of Cocca's Pizza pretty much wrapped up the story.

Also, I would not really stab FDAS in his stupid face.

 

[Annyong]

There's 4 kids playing a concert in the McDonalds parking lot. They have amps and everything.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Six spots still left in the kicker-only league.

 

[FDAS]

Oh, sorry. I must not have been clear that the Treaty of Cocca's Pizza pretty much wrapped up the story.

Also, I would not really stab FDAS in his stupid face.

#### tease

 

[FDAS]

Six spots still left in the kicker-only league.

I want to say yes, but you may be serious. I don't enjoy real fake drafts as it is. Pretty sure fake fake drafts would make me eat a bullet.

 

[Abraham]

There's 4 kids playing a concert in the McDonalds parking lot. They have amps and everything.

Green day?

 

[Abraham]

Six spots still left in the kicker-only league.

I think a 33 team kicker only league would be intriguing.

 

[UniAlias]

Six spots still left in the kicker-only league.

In.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

How many on the bench in kicker league? Can we also add a defensive player and count....pass deflections or something?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Coleman-48-Quart-Cooler-with-5-Quart-Cooler-1-3-Gallon-Jug-and-15-Value-Added-Coupon-Book/35602192

48 gallon maybe?

Coleman 48-Quart Cooler

Don't you work with money and numbers and ####?

####, didn't edit fast enough. QUART, I MEANT QUART

And no, we don't work with a lot of quarts and gallons at the bank.

You guys went metric?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Oh, sorry. I must not have been clear that the Treaty of Cocca's Pizza pretty much wrapped up the story.

Also, I would not really stab FDAS in his stupid face.

#### tease

I would stab you in the chest or genitals.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Six spots still left in the kicker-only league.

Definite in

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anybody listen to the Temples?

One of my favorite albums so far this year. Love "Shelter Song".

Sure that wasn't the Yardbirds?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Six spots still left in the kicker-only league.

I want to say yes, but you may be serious. I don't enjoy real fake drafts as it is. Pretty sure fake fake drafts would make me eat a bullet.

It's very real.

And it's only 2-3 rounds.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm going to start a league too.

Ten teams. Two kickers. Normal kicker scoring.

Let me know if you're in.

1. GPJ

2. Pete Malloy

3. Bender

4. TRE

5. UniAlias

6. Rudnicki

 

[Thorn]

I'm going to start a league too.

Ten teams. Two kickers. Normal kicker scoring.

Let me know if you're in.

1. GPJ

2. Pete Malloy

3. Bender

4. TRE

5. UniAlias

6. Rudnicki

Oh what they hey, I'm in. Can't be stupider than a rodeo.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Nothing to see here. Just a stupid comic. Don't click.

 

[Annyong]

There's 4 kids playing a concert in the McDonalds parking lot. They have amps and everything.

Green day?

Sounded very Grateful Dead-ish. Surprisingly decent for the 10 seconds I heard.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm going to start a league too.

Ten teams. Two kickers. Normal kicker scoring.

Let me know if you're in.

1. GPJ
2. Pete Malloy
3. Bender

4. TRE

5. UniAlias

6. Rudnicki

7. Thorn

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I'm going to start a league too.

Ten teams. Two kickers. Normal kicker scoring.

Let me know if you're in.

1. GPJ

2. Pete Malloy

3. Bender

4. TRE

5. UniAlias

6. Rudnicki

7. Thorn

In.

 

[Guster]

I'm going to start a league too.

Ten teams. Two kickers. Normal kicker scoring.

Let me know if you're in.

1. GPJ

2. Pete Malloy

3. Bender

4. TRE

5. UniAlias

6. Rudnicki

7. Thorn

In.

Me too

 

[Thorn]

I'm going to start a league too.

Ten teams. Two kickers. Normal kicker scoring.

Let me know if you're in.

1. GPJ

2. Pete Malloy

3. Bender

4. TRE

5. UniAlias

6. Rudnicki

7. Thorn

In.

Me too

Can't wait to post my rooster in my sig and then post in the Shark Pool and (authoritatively) in the ACF.

 

[Guster]

I'm going to start a league too.

Ten teams. Two kickers. Normal kicker scoring.

Let me know if you're in.

1. GPJ

2. Pete Malloy

3. Bender

4. TRE

5. UniAlias

6. Rudnicki

7. Thorn

In.

Me too

Any chance we could add a roster slot for a long snapper too?

 

[Guster]

I'm going to start a league too.

Ten teams. Two kickers. Normal kicker scoring.

Let me know if you're in.

1. GPJ

2. Pete Malloy

3. Bender

4. TRE

5. UniAlias

6. Rudnicki

7. Thorn

In.

Me too

Any chance we could add a roster slot for a long snapper too?

Oh and dibs on the team name "Long Snapper"

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="Guster" data-cid="17053660" data-time="1406767543"><p><p><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Guster" data-cid="17053657" data-time="1406767473"><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Dan Gladden's Mustache" data-cid="17053647" data-time="1406767247">Sounds tedious.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Neat board.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

In kicker only.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

In kicker only

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had a guy, a now former client he says, yell at me for half an hour because his company was cut off because they owe us 3 grand over 30, 3 grand over 60. I'll take some #### but the dickblower told me a month ago the over 60 would be paid "in a week". So I had to call his macho bluff bull#### and yell back. I hate people.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tanner: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Coleman-48-Quart-Cooler-with-5-Quart-Cooler-1-3-Gallon-Jug-and-15-Value-Added-Coupon-Book/35602192

48 gallon maybe?

Coleman 48-Quart Cooler

Don't you work with money and numbers and ####?

####, didn't edit fast enough. QUART, I MEANT QUART

And no, we don't work with a lot of quarts and gallons at the bank.

You guys went metric?

Beat you to it rook.

 

[Plorfu]

I had a guy, a now former client he says, yell at me for half an hour because his company was cut off because they owe us 3 grand over 30, 3 grand over 60. I'll take some #### but the dickblower told me a month ago the over 60 would be paid "in a week". So I had to call his macho bluff bull#### and yell back. I hate people.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/yo-dont-judge,16296/

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I'm in for a kicker draft if we can really do it in a political thread

 

[SofaKings]

Six spots still left in the kicker-only league.

In!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had a guy, a now former client he says, yell at me for half an hour because his company was cut off because they owe us 3 grand over 30, 3 grand over 60. I'll take some #### but the dickblower told me a month ago the over 60 would be paid "in a week". So I had to call his macho bluff bull#### and yell back. I hate people.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/yo-dont-judge,16296/

Yeah, first he was pissed off that I didn't contact him (the head of purchasing) instead of you know, their actual accounts payable department and the purchasing person that places the orders. Then he tells me he was in Spain for the first 3 weeks of July. He mentioned this many, many, times about Spain. Oh and their e-mail hasn't been working either. What a ####### dildo. I should short their stock.

 

[Mr.Pack]

The Purge is an awful movie. Can't wait to not see the 2nd one.

Watching Sharknado 2 tonight.

Totally awesome.

 

[Frostillicus]

The Purge is an awful movie. Can't wait to not see the 2nd one.

Watching Sharknado 2 tonight.

Totally awesome.

#### no.

 

[kevzilla]

The Purge is an awful movie. Can't wait to not see the 2nd one.

Watching Sharknado 2 tonight.

Totally awesome.

Pay no attention to Frosty. What does he know about shark-based movies?

 

[belljr]

3 days in San Francisco with the wife....neverbeen

what to do? Most llikely staying near fisherman's wharf.

go

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I had a guy, a now former client he says, yell at me for half an hour because his company was cut off because they owe us 3 grand over 30, 3 grand over 60. I'll take some #### but the dickblower told me a month ago the over 60 would be paid "in a week". So I had to call his macho bluff bull#### and yell back. I hate people.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/yo-dont-judge,16296/

Yeah, first he was pissed off that I didn't contact him (the head of purchasing) instead of you know, their actual accounts payable department and the purchasing person that places the orders. Then he tells me he was in Spain for the first 3 weeks of July. He mentioned this many, many, times about Spain. Oh and their e-mail hasn't been working either. What a ####### dildo. I should short their stock.

Did he say he was going away to Spain as soon as gets his money saved?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

In kicker only

Wait...is there money involved?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Coleman-48-Quart-Cooler-with-5-Quart-Cooler-1-3-Gallon-Jug-and-15-Value-Added-Coupon-Book/35602192

48 gallon maybe?

Coleman 48-Quart Cooler

Don't you work with money and numbers and ####?

####, didn't edit fast enough. QUART, I MEANT QUART

And no, we don't work with a lot of quarts and gallons at the bank.

You guys went metric?

Beat you to it rook.

Your face should be multiplied by 9/5 and then added to 32.

 

[Annyong]

Burn city

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

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