GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[Dan Lambskin]

Whiskey or swill...tough decision

Both

Went whiskey...might go brandy next

What are you, from Wisconsin?

Michigan is like a classier Wisconsin

 

[Frostillicus]

Whiskey or swill...tough decision

Both

Went whiskey...might go brandy next

What are you, from Wisconsin?

Michigan is like a classier Wisconsin

I've been to Fremont. That pretty much is Wisconsin.

 

[mr roboto]

Lol at Michigan being a classier anything.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I resurrected my fish tank from college at my boy's request. The dog is surprisingly upset about this. He keeps pawing at the tank and hasn't left my side since.

We did a thing with the kids where we had caterpillars and raised them into butterflies and kept them in this butterfly keeper thing. Man that drove Murray the cat crazy until we put it in a different room.

Dog earlier today

Whiskey or swill...tough decision

Both

Went whiskey...might go brandy next

Dipped into a little Brandy myself tonight. Good times.

lol

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Have you seen Wisconsikb and Linnesota? Might as well be one of tgecDakotas

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Have you seen Wisconsikb and Linnesota? Might as well be one of tgecDakotas

 

[kevzilla]

I would be all for a separate thread for our draft, but jealous dickmittens would probably dump all over it.

Bentley> lemme know when you're ready to explore the dives in your new 'hood. I'm at one now.

Thanks, man. Moving next Friday. Will be nice to get some time at BB Rovers again. Used to watch every Cowboys game there before JR came along.

Bartender here at Stompin' Grounds is making me all jumpy&quo.

 

[Frostillicus]

I resurrected my fish tank from college at my boy's request. The dog is surprisingly upset about this. He keeps pawing at the tank and hasn't left my side since.

We did a thing with the kids where we had caterpillars and raised them into butterflies and kept them in this butterfly keeper thing. Man that drove Murray the cat crazy until we put it in a different room.

Dog earlier today

Whiskey or swill...tough decision

Both

Went whiskey...might go brandy next

Dipped into a little Brandy myself tonight. Good times.

lol

Sweet dungeon.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Have you seen Wisconsikb and Linnesota? Might as well be one of tgecDakotas

I hear you, man.

 

[kevzilla]

The Johnny Appleseed girls are here too. The cider is meh, but the ladies are lovely.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I resurrected my fish tank from college at my boy's request. The dog is surprisingly upset about this. He keeps pawing at the tank and hasn't left my side since.

We did a thing with the kids where we had caterpillars and raised them into butterflies and kept them in this butterfly keeper thing. Man that drove Murray the cat crazy until we put it in a different room.

Dog earlier today

Whiskey or swill...tough decision

Both

Went whiskey...might go brandy next

Dipped into a little Brandy myself tonight. Good times.

lol

Sweet dungeon.

Dungeon is so derogatory.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Semi-Interesting local story going on.

Short version: On 4th of July this guy that I went to HS with (Jim) was filling up giant balloons with acetylene and then blowing them up. One of the balloons went off prematurely and burned Jim and 3 others. Apparently the fire department and local law enforcement agencies had no idea it happened until one of the local news stations did a report on Jim's recovery.

Yadda yadda...they arrested Jim this morning.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The Johnny Appleseed girls are here too. The cider is meh, but the ladies are lovely.

Pics. Do it for me. That time I pulled you out of a foxhole? Come on.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Semi-Interesting local story going on.

Short version: On 4th of July this guy that I went to HS with (Jim) was filling up giant balloons with acetylene and then blowing them up. One of the balloons went off prematurely and burned Jim and 3 others. Apparently the fire department and local law enforcement agencies had no idea it happened until one of the local news stations did a report on Jim's recovery.

Yadda yadda...they arrested Jim this morning.

JFC Terrible story but they arrest the guy? Sheesh. LMFAO@ "it's called playing the odds" though

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Semi-Interesting local story going on.

Short version: On 4th of July this guy that I went to HS with (Jim) was filling up giant balloons with acetylene and then blowing them up. One of the balloons went off prematurely and burned Jim and 3 others. Apparently the fire department and local law enforcement agencies had no idea it happened until one of the local news stations did a report on Jim's recovery.

Yadda yadda...they arrested Jim this morning.

JFC Terrible story but they arrest the guy? Sheesh. LMFAO@ "it's called playing the odds" though

Trino's bail has been set at $1,755,000 and Elizondo's bail has been set at $1,592,500.

Very specific amount. And reasonable too. Sounds like your buddy got a "live one" for a judge.

 

[shuke]

Built to Spill- Car is my favorite song by them

In the Morning for me (so far).

 

[kevzilla]

The Johnny Appleseed girls are here too. The cider is meh, but the ladies are lovely.

Pics. Do it for me. That time I pulled you out of a foxhole? Come on.

The bartender puts them both in the shade. I'm trying to figure out what I have to steal or who I have to kill to have a shot.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Semi-Interesting local story going on.

Short version: On 4th of July this guy that I went to HS with (Jim) was filling up giant balloons with acetylene and then blowing them up. One of the balloons went off prematurely and burned Jim and 3 others. Apparently the fire department and local law enforcement agencies had no idea it happened until one of the local news stations did a report on Jim's recovery.

Yadda yadda...they arrested Jim this morning.

JFC Terrible story but they arrest the guy? Sheesh. LMFAO@ "it's called playing the odds" though

Yeah. I'm not sure of all the legalities and whatnot but I'm guessing that a couple of the other guys that were injured wanted to file charges or whatever.

As far as the "playing the odds" thing...this guy has always been a nutjob. He was 3 years ahead of me in school. I had an Art class with him.

It seemed like everybody had a "Trino" story to tell. When he was a freshman he earned the nickname "Scab" because he fell out of the back of a moving pickup and had road-rash all over his back. Another guy I know tells a story about how a bunch of them were driving out to the lake and Jim was in the back of a pickup (no the one he fell out of) and he starts throwing full cans of beer at other cars.

A few years after I graduated from HS I ran into Jim. At that time his "job" was something like "extreme speed skiing". He was trying to break the world record for MPH on skis. Now he's apparently a stand-up comedian...locally.

 

[bentley]

So that makes him like a 6 on the Offdee comedian scale.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Semi-Interesting local story going on.

Short version: On 4th of July this guy that I went to HS with (Jim) was filling up giant balloons with acetylene and then blowing them up. One of the balloons went off prematurely and burned Jim and 3 others. Apparently the fire department and local law enforcement agencies had no idea it happened until one of the local news stations did a report on Jim's recovery.

Yadda yadda...they arrested Jim this morning.

JFC Terrible story but they arrest the guy? Sheesh. LMFAO@ "it's called playing the odds" though

Trino's bail has been set at $1,755,000 and Elizondo's bail has been set at $1,592,500.

Very specific amount. And reasonable too. Sounds like your buddy got a "live one" for a judge.

I think Trino was also charged with "felon in possession of ammunition". He had a felony drug arrest sometime back in the late 90s.

Another reason why (I think) they're are coming down hard on these guys is that about 10 years ago a guy was killed on the 4th of July thanks to a homemade explosive device.

Some chuckleheads were filling empty CO2 canisters with gunpowder and then using them to blow up watermelons. Shrapnel from one of the explosions hit some poor neighbor guy in the freaking chest and killed him.

Here's something weird. One of the dolts from the CO2 story is the son of the guy that taught the Art class I had with Jim.

 

[shuke]

Never been a heavy smoker, 2 packs a week probably at my worst, but I've never really stopped either. 1-2 a day maybe, plenty of big weekend benders of a full pack a night kind of thing, etc. Pretty sure this 6 days is the longest I've gone without since a family vacation back when I was 22. Softball on Monday is going to be tough.

Just remind yourself if that if you have one, you have to start those 6 first days all over again.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So that makes him like a 6 on the Offdee comedian scale.

There is absolutely no way anybody could make any kind of a living doing stand-up here in town.

 

[shuke]

Never been a heavy smoker, 2 packs a week probably at my worst, but I've never really stopped either. 1-2 a day maybe, plenty of big weekend benders of a full pack a night kind of thing, etc. Pretty sure this 6 days is the longest I've gone without since a family vacation back when I was 22. Softball on Monday is going to be tough.

That's not too too bad, but yeah, giving it up is the right thing to do.

I've told my story numerous times, but I was like you once upon a time. A social smoker, heavier when drinking, maybe a pack or two a week at most. But I didn't really like myself very much when I did it and when I quit, I told myself I wouldn't beat myself up if I cheated here or there, I just wouldn't start the habit back up. That was September 1999 and it has worked pretty well for me. I'll share a smoke with a buddy once in a blue moon or if I'm on a bender, I'll choke down a handful, but I leave it there and move on. Probably average a pack a year with this strategy. Not for everybody and it means I never really quit, but I'm comfortable saying I'm not a smoker.

Frosty:

Spoiler

THIS IS HORRIBLE ####ING ADVICE

 

[Frostillicus]

Never been a heavy smoker, 2 packs a week probably at my worst, but I've never really stopped either. 1-2 a day maybe, plenty of big weekend benders of a full pack a night kind of thing, etc. Pretty sure this 6 days is the longest I've gone without since a family vacation back when I was 22. Softball on Monday is going to be tough.

Just remind yourself if that if you have one, you have to start those 6 first days all over again.

Day 6 officially in the books.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Semi-Interesting local story going on.

Short version: On 4th of July this guy that I went to HS with (Jim) was filling up giant balloons with acetylene and then blowing them up. One of the balloons went off prematurely and burned Jim and 3 others. Apparently the fire department and local law enforcement agencies had no idea it happened until one of the local news stations did a report on Jim's recovery.

Yadda yadda...they arrested Jim this morning.

JFC Terrible story but they arrest the guy? Sheesh. LMFAO@ "it's called playing the odds" though

Trino's bail has been set at $1,755,000 and Elizondo's bail has been set at $1,592,500.

Very specific amount. And reasonable too. Sounds like your buddy got a "live one" for a judge.

I think Trino was also charged with "felon in possession of ammunition". He had a felony drug arrest sometime back in the late 90s.

Another reason why (I think) they're are coming down hard on these guys is that about 10 years ago a guy was killed on the 4th of July thanks to a homemade explosive device.

Some chuckleheads were filling empty CO2 canisters with gunpowder and then using them to blow up watermelons. Shrapnel from one of the explosions hit some poor neighbor guy in the freaking chest and killed him.

Here's something weird. One of the dolts from the CO2 story is the son of the guy that taught the Art class I had with Jim.

I, I don't know what to say

 

[shuke]

Thanks for all the gift ideas....I think I will spend a little more time deciding.

 

[Frostillicus]

Never been a heavy smoker, 2 packs a week probably at my worst, but I've never really stopped either. 1-2 a day maybe, plenty of big weekend benders of a full pack a night kind of thing, etc. Pretty sure this 6 days is the longest I've gone without since a family vacation back when I was 22. Softball on Monday is going to be tough.

That's not too too bad, but yeah, giving it up is the right thing to do.

I've told my story numerous times, but I was like you once upon a time. A social smoker, heavier when drinking, maybe a pack or two a week at most. But I didn't really like myself very much when I did it and when I quit, I told myself I wouldn't beat myself up if I cheated here or there, I just wouldn't start the habit back up. That was September 1999 and it has worked pretty well for me. I'll share a smoke with a buddy once in a blue moon or if I'm on a bender, I'll choke down a handful, but I leave it there and move on. Probably average a pack a year with this strategy. Not for everybody and it means I never really quit, but I'm comfortable saying I'm not a smoker.

Frosty:

Spoiler

THIS IS HORRIBLE ####ING ADVICE

Probs, but I'm going with it. I have a reward smoke event already picked out a month from now. Perhaps when I get to it I won't want it, but having that out there in the future is helping.

 

[bentley]

I'm also on the GM plan. Probably 2 packs a year but concentrated to just a few occasions. Everyone seems to think that is pretty atypical.

 

[shuke]

2014 GMTAN draft order:

http://youtu.be/Ot16Jk7RNec

I had actual music, including the eye of the Tiger which didn't make this cut, but youtube ate my video so you get this crappy version. I will transcribe the final order in a few.

 

[shuke]

07. Shuke/UH

Dude.

Shuke/UH/Lambskin/Otis/Binky

 

[shuke]

My wife suggested that I go to her restaurant to watch the Bears-Eagles game tonight. I've known her for 26 years and yet I still cannot get her to understand where preseason football falls on the importance scale.

Maybe she just wanted to spend some time with you, jerkface.

 

[shuke]

I would be all for a separate thread for our draft, but jealous dickmittens would probably dump all over it.

Bentley> lemme know when you're ready to explore the dives in your new 'hood. I'm at one now.

Thanks, man. Moving next Friday. Will be nice to get some time at BB Rovers again. Used to watch every Cowboys game there before JR came along.

Bartender here at Stompin' Grounds is making me all jumpy&quo.

Pics

 

[shuke]

Never been a heavy smoker, 2 packs a week probably at my worst, but I've never really stopped either. 1-2 a day maybe, plenty of big weekend benders of a full pack a night kind of thing, etc. Pretty sure this 6 days is the longest I've gone without since a family vacation back when I was 22. Softball on Monday is going to be tough.

That's not too too bad, but yeah, giving it up is the right thing to do.

I've told my story numerous times, but I was like you once upon a time. A social smoker, heavier when drinking, maybe a pack or two a week at most. But I didn't really like myself very much when I did it and when I quit, I told myself I wouldn't beat myself up if I cheated here or there, I just wouldn't start the habit back up. That was September 1999 and it has worked pretty well for me. I'll share a smoke with a buddy once in a blue moon or if I'm on a bender, I'll choke down a handful, but I leave it there and move on. Probably average a pack a year with this strategy. Not for everybody and it means I never really quit, but I'm comfortable saying I'm not a smoker.

Frosty:

Spoiler

THIS IS HORRIBLE ####ING ADVICE

Spoiler

Probs, but I'm going with it. I have a reward smoke event already picked out a month from now. Perhaps when I get to it I won't want it, but having that out there in the future is helping.

OK, but don't say I didn't warn you. Not that it can't or hasn't worked for others. But just because it has doesn't mean it will for you. It never did for me. Always ended up spiraling down into full addiction.

 

[Frostillicus]

Never been a heavy smoker, 2 packs a week probably at my worst, but I've never really stopped either. 1-2 a day maybe, plenty of big weekend benders of a full pack a night kind of thing, etc. Pretty sure this 6 days is the longest I've gone without since a family vacation back when I was 22. Softball on Monday is going to be tough.

That's not too too bad, but yeah, giving it up is the right thing to do.

I've told my story numerous times, but I was like you once upon a time. A social smoker, heavier when drinking, maybe a pack or two a week at most. But I didn't really like myself very much when I did it and when I quit, I told myself I wouldn't beat myself up if I cheated here or there, I just wouldn't start the habit back up. That was September 1999 and it has worked pretty well for me. I'll share a smoke with a buddy once in a blue moon or if I'm on a bender, I'll choke down a handful, but I leave it there and move on. Probably average a pack a year with this strategy. Not for everybody and it means I never really quit, but I'm comfortable saying I'm not a smoker.

Frosty:

Spoiler

THIS IS HORRIBLE ####ING ADVICE

Spoiler

Probs, but I'm going with it. I have a reward smoke event already picked out a month from now. Perhaps when I get to it I won't want it, but having that out there in the future is helping.

Spoiler

OK, but don't say I didn't warn you. Not that it can't or hasn't worked for others. But just because it has doesn't mean it will for you. It never did for me. Always ended up spiraling down into full addiction.

Totally get it and you've warned me. My "reward" is out of state on a work trip, and I'm hoping that it will be enough out of the ordinary that it won't crate any kind of backslide. Actually I'm hoping when I get out there I won't want it. Actually I'm hoping to make it that far and then just go from there.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife suggested that I go to her restaurant to watch the Bears-Eagles game tonight. I've known her for 26 years and yet I still cannot get her to understand where preseason football falls on the importance scale.

Maybe she just wanted to spend some time with you, jerkface.

That couldn't possibly be it.

 

[shuke]

My wife suggested that I go to her restaurant to watch the Bears-Eagles game tonight. I've known her for 26 years and yet I still cannot get her to understand where preseason football falls on the importance scale.

Maybe she just wanted to spend some time with you, jerkface.

That couldn't possibly be it.

Forgot who I was talking to. My bad.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife suggested that I go to her restaurant to watch the Bears-Eagles game tonight. I've known her for 26 years and yet I still cannot get her to understand where preseason football falls on the importance scale.

Maybe she just wanted to spend some time with you, jerkface.

That couldn't possibly be it.

Forgot who I was talking to. My bad.

Big mistake, mon frere.

 

[shuke]

Fake or real?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

No posts today, way too busy with Pear Papa Saga.

 

[Frostillicus]

No posts today, way too busy with Pear Papa Saga.

Board is better for it, imo.

 

[John Bender]

Fake or real?

who cares?

That is ####### hilarious

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Fake or real?

who cares?

That is ####### hilarious

What a little homo. I got a tat right in the same spot and it was only slightly painful.

 

[Frostillicus]

I might get a tattoo.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

No posts today, way too busy with Pear Papa Saga.

The Score Multiplier Booster really jacks up your scores, yo.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Might be old but I came across this earlier and lol'd

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljys8sXNIc1qb6t6wo1_500.jpg

Anyone else find this kinda hot?

Ok didn't think so. :bag;

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I might get a tattoo.

"Gopher State" tramp stamp?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I had an "Uncle" Gus. Nice guy, died of Parkinson's. My other Uncle John, every time he saw Gus, he would say "Hey it's Gus? Don't cuss, call Guss, he'll cuss for all of us!". Like all the way until he was in a wheelchair. Love my Uncle John, he's a funny ####er, but I'm pretty sure Uncle Gus's dying wish was to disembowel my Uncle John.

My grandpa died of Parkinson's. He was a WW2 guy in the Philippines. Wish I was old enough when he was alive to think to ask him some stories.

Papa, tell me about when the filthy Japs cut your best friend's head off on the Bataan Death March. Also, did you have to eat bugs? Cuz that's gross!

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I had a kid in summer school. He was half Indian and half Malaysian (I think). This kid had like a 5.0 GPA, National Honor Society, student government etc. I asked him where he was planning on going to college next year and he said he was trying to decide between Cal, Stanford, Cal Tech, and MIT.

He was also about 6'4". After the first week I'm pretty sure I called him nothing but "Stretch" .

Most guys over 6'3 I call sir.

Damn. Just shy.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

:drunkhippling:

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Just cracked my last good beer... All that's left is the swill I bought for my sons birthday party on Sunday

Miller Lite? 'Cause I'll come over and hang out.