GM's thread about nothing (38 Viewers)

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Just had a cigarette because Aaron was so mean to me in our other draft.

I ran out of smokes and I'm probably too drunk to drive to the gas station. Fax me some?

Worst situation ever.

Condolences.

 

[-fish-]

Just had a cigarette because Aaron was so mean to me in our other draft.

I ran out of smokes and I'm probably too drunk to drive to the gas station.

Fax me some?

order a pizza. ask driver to pick up smokes on the way.

wa la.

 

[UniAlias]

Just had a cigarette because Aaron was so mean to me in our other draft.

I ran out of smokes and I'm probably too drunk to drive to the gas station.

Fax me some?

order a pizza. ask driver to pick up smokes on the way.

wa la.

There need to be 24 hour pizza delivery joints.

Also, drive-thru Chipotle.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Just had a cigarette because Aaron was so mean to me in our other draft.

I'm sorry I don't have a real opinion to act as a potential tiebreaker. TigerFan and I just hid in our rooms upstairs.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

The reason I wanted to know about sending messages to multiple recipients was this: I sent someone on this board something that would have been valuable to him, but it never arrived. I wanted to gather some funds to buy him a brand-new [thing I sent] because I feel really bad that it didn't get to him. I'm willing to donate of course, but to get it would appreciate additional donations. Thought about sending a message on Facebook to those that I thought might be interested in/able to donate, but I didn't want to give away slave names to anyone who didn't already have those of the other people I'd message.

Thanks to all for your gracious help in answering my question. If anyone is actually interested in helping a fellow FBG by donating, just message me here or on FB and I'll give you the details.

Good night, jerks.

The testosterone is really flying around here tonight.

 

[krista4]

Surly Krista is surly.

Your face is surly.

Damn, that kind of made sense.

 

[krista4]

Getting real tired of seeing people on Facebook dump water on their head to cure diseases.

All my likes!

I don't understand the concept. I challenge you to donate to charity or dump water on your head. Why not just donate, jerks? Oh, but then you wouldn't get to make a spectacle of yourself.

Speaking of donations, thanks to those who PM'd, but let's just forget the whole thing. I've soured on the idea now.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Getting real tired of seeing people on Facebook dump water on their head to cure diseases.

All my likes!I don't understand the concept. I challenge you to donate to charity or dump water on your head. Why not just donate, jerks? Oh, but then you wouldn't get to make a spectacle of yourself.

Speaking of donations, thanks to those who PM'd, but let's just forget the whole thing. I've soured on the idea now.

So the people who dump ice water on their heads are not donating any money?

 

[Ignoramus]

They usually do both. But it's still all about making a show of donating.

 

[Osaurus]

So all that waterboarding is for charity?

 

[Henry Ford]

Getting real tired of seeing people on Facebook dump water on their head to cure diseases.

All my likes!I don't understand the concept. I challenge you to donate to charity or dump water on your head. Why not just donate, jerks? Oh, but then you wouldn't get to make a spectacle of yourself.

Speaking of donations, thanks to those who PM'd, but let's just forget the whole thing. I've soured on the idea now.

By the same token, in a period of time that ALS research usually raises $25,000 it's raised over $2M. So... at least it works.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Go Hoosiers!

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Getting real tired of seeing people

 

[belljr]

Getting real tired of seeing people on Facebook dump water on their head to cure diseases.

All my likes!I don't understand the concept. I challenge you to donate to charity or dump water on your head. Why not just donate, jerks? Oh, but then you wouldn't get to make a spectacle of yourself.

Speaking of donations, thanks to those who PM'd, but let's just forget the whole thing. I've soured on the idea now.

So the people who dump ice water on their heads are not donating any money?

Yes they are. You donate $10 or $100. I don't get it but if it is getting the word out I'm all for it.

As someone who lost a close relative to the disease, I flip flop with this stupid ice water thing

 

[Henry Ford]

Getting real tired of seeing people on Facebook dump water on their head to cure diseases.

All my likes!I don't understand the concept. I challenge you to donate to charity or dump water on your head. Why not just donate, jerks? Oh, but then you wouldn't get to make a spectacle of yourself.

Speaking of donations, thanks to those who PM'd, but let's just forget the whole thing. I've soured on the idea now.

So the people who dump ice water on their heads are not donating any money?

Yes they are. You donate $10 or $100. I don't get it but if it is getting the word out I'm all for it. As someone who lost a close relative to the disease, I flip flop with this stupid ice water thing

I waited to see what Steve Gleason thought. He supports it, so I'm in.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Getting real tired of seeing people on Facebook dump water on their head to cure diseases.

All my likes!I don't understand the concept. I challenge you to donate to charity or dump water on your head. Why not just donate, jerks? Oh, but then you wouldn't get to make a spectacle of yourself.

Speaking of donations, thanks to those who PM'd, but let's just forget the whole thing. I've soured on the idea now.

So the people who dump ice water on their heads are not donating any money?

Yes they are. You donate $10 or $100. I don't get it but if it is getting the word out I'm all for it. As someone who lost a close relative to the disease, I flip flop with this stupid ice water thing

I waited to see what Steve Gleason thought. He supports it, so I'm in.

I'm waiting for Jackie to weigh in.

 

[Gadzooks]

Getting real tired of seeing people on Facebook dump water on their head to cure diseases.

Agreed. Unless they were doing it to raise awareness of **** warts. That's an issue that doesn't get enough attention and I'm sure there's probably 80% of sexually active men that agree with me.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Getting real tired of seeing people on Facebook dump water on their head to cure diseases.

Agreed. Unless they were doing it to raise awareness of **** warts. That's an issue that doesn't get enough attention and I'm sure there's probably 80% of sexually active men that agree with me.

Preach!!!

 

[-fish-]

Getting real tired of seeing people on Facebook dump water on their head to cure diseases.

Agreed. Unless they were doing it to raise awareness of **** warts. That's an issue that doesn't get enough attention and I'm sure there's probably 80% of sexually active men that agree with me.

this is going to be the name I put in next time I go bowling.

 

[bostonfred]

Everybody herps

 

[Annyong]

How is Zipper Lips not allowed as a team name on ESPN?!?

 

[Annyong]

Nevermind, got it

 

[Osaurus]

Dickwarts is trending.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

SLB - can you get things under control up there in Mo? Do something about the dickwart police officers?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Getting real tired of seeing people on Facebook dump water on their head to cure diseases.

Imagine its tough for you to keep seeing all these people with access to clean potable water. Hang in there GB.

 

[krista4]

They usually do both. But it's still all about making a show of donating.

Exactly. Just donate quietly.

 

[krista4]

GD, any update on Bailey?

 

[UniAlias]

It's fine that it's getting the word out and they're raising so much money. I just think it's ridiculous seeing a bunch of grown men squealing as they poor ice cold water on themselves while it's 100+ degrees outside.

They should do this "challenge" in February in front of Tre's igloo.

 

[-fish-]

It's fine that it's getting the word out and they're raising so much money. I just think it's ridiculous seeing a bunch of grown men squealing as they poor ice cold water on themselves while it's 100+ degrees outside.

They should do this "challenge" in February in front of Tre's igloo.

Is it pee?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's fine that it's getting the word out and they're raising so much money. I just think it's ridiculous seeing a bunch of grown men squealing as they poor ice cold water on themselves while it's 100+ degrees outside.

They should do this "challenge" in February in front of Tre's igloo.

Not to mention it is a total waste of water...said the guy from California.

 

[Annyong]

Fish- asking the tough questions

 

[Disco Stu]

Getting real tired of seeing people on Facebook dump water on their head to cure diseases.

All my likes!I don't understand the concept. I challenge you to donate to charity or dump water on your head. Why not just donate, jerks? Oh, but then you wouldn't get to make a spectacle of yourself.

Speaking of donations, thanks to those who PM'd, but let's just forget the whole thing. I've soured on the idea now.

By the same token, in a period of time that ALS research usually raises $25,000 it's raised over $2M. So... at least it works.

Who cares if we like it. Can't argue with the results.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

boobs

 

[Idiot Boxer]

They usually do both. But it's still all about making a show of donating.

Exactly. Just donate quietly.

Donating quietly got them $21,000.

Not sure I see the problem.

 

[Disco Stu]

It's fine that it's getting the word out and they're raising so much money. I just think it's ridiculous seeing a bunch of grown men squealing as they poor ice cold water on themselves while it's 100+ degrees outside.

They should do this "challenge" in February in front of Tre's igloo.

Seems like it started up there in early spring and involved jumping into cold lakes and ponds. That was a little more impressive. There's also the polar bear thing which raises money for something. Not sure if any of these are actually related though.

And why are you watching the videos? Only tune in if there is a chance of nipples that are relevant to your interests. Otherwise keep on scrolling.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Team Shuke - OTC (Lambskin said he's not available right now. hopefully someone else can pick)
DaRaiders/Cosjobs
Fish/strykerpks
GM/Kev
El Floppo/Bobby Lane

 

[Thorn]

It's fine that it's getting the word out and they're raising so much money. I just think it's ridiculous seeing a bunch of grown men squealing as they poor ice cold water on themselves while it's 100+ degrees outside.

They should do this "challenge" in February in front of Tre's igloo.

Seems like it started up there in early spring and involved jumping into cold lakes and ponds. That was a little more impressive. There's also the polar bear thing which raises money for something.Not sure if any of these are actually related though.

And why are you watching the videos? Only tune in if there is a chance of nipples that are relevant to your interests. Otherwise keep on scrolling.

Relevant Nipples would be a good GMTAN team name.

 

[krista4]

IB, I'll be out all day so am hoping you're around and can post picks for us in the draft if need be.

 

[Annyong]

Dickwarts is trending.

Big fan of dickwarts

 

[Idiot Boxer]

IB, I'll be out all day so am hoping you're around and can post picks for us in the draft if need be.

Got it.

Send me any thoughts, if you have any (I mean, about magic football) before you leave.

 

[bostonfred]

Dickwarts is trending.

Big fan of dickwarts

I believe that was the name of the school in Hairy Pooter and the Genitals of Fire.

 

[charvik]

Dickwarts is trending.

Big fan of dickwarts

Harry Potter and the Gobble of ####

Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secretion

ETA: too late

 

[Idiot Boxer]

10 points for Drippindick!

 

[bostonfred]

Pee who shall not be drained

 

[arrow1]

So one of my coworkers just showed me and my boss one of the best worst videos of all time. A guy on our engineering team was taking a dump on the 8th floor and had his phone out surfing he internet. Guy comes in to the stall next to him and starts grunting like he's wrestling an alligator. Engineer starts recording because the noises are hilarious....only the guy isn't taking a dump. You got it - he's brought his crock pot to the bathroom and the shadow reflection under the stall is captured and now on YouTube. Don't know whether to laugh or be very very afraid.

Wait....what?

 

[El Floppo]

4 different active drafting threads in the FFA. probably should move this and those elsewhere. Baseball forum?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So one of my coworkers just showed me and my boss one of the best worst videos of all time. A guy on our engineering team was taking a dump on the 8th floor and had his phone out surfing he internet. Guy comes in to the stall next to him and starts grunting like he's wrestling an alligator. Engineer starts recording because the noises are hilarious....only the guy isn't taking a dump. You got it - he's brought his crock pot to the bathroom and the shadow reflection under the stall is captured and now on YouTube. Don't know whether to laugh or be very very afraid.

Wait....what?

There's a video with accompanying soundtrack on youtube of the shadow of someone in his office building throwin' a jerk.

 

[bostonfred]

He hangs out with a guy who takes bathroom masturbation videos, and watches then with his boss.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Pee who shall not be drained

You mean Voldewart?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

10 points for Drippindick!

Don't even have to change the name of Quidditch.

80% of sexually active men end up with Quidditch at some point.