GM's thread about nothing (43 Viewers)

[Gadzooks]

Off the treadmill. Had a fall at home Sunday morning.

I managed to knock my iron off a shelf (not plugged in, dickmittens) and land on it with my left butt-cheek. Those things got no give at all.

TPWs for your butt cheek. Hope your hair was ok.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Off the treadmill. Had a fall at home Sunday morning.

I managed to knock my iron off a shelf (not plugged in, dickmittens) and land on it with my left butt-cheek. Those things got no give at all.

TPWs for your butt cheek. Hope your hair was ok.

Hair broke the fall I assume...

 

[Osaurus]

Off the treadmill. Had a fall at home Sunday morning.

I managed to knock my iron off a shelf (not plugged in, dickmittens) and land on it with my left butt-cheek. Those things got no give at all.

Mike Honcho alias?

 

[Josie Maran]

Gonna need a little more activity in here if I'm gonna be drinking.

 

[mr roboto]

Gonna need a little more activity in here if I'm gonna be drinking.

I encourage you.

 

[Josie Maran]

Gonna need a little more activity in here if I'm gonna be drinking.

I encourage you.

No inspiration needed...just looking for some compatriots.

 

[Annyong]

Gonna need a little more activity in here if I'm gonna be drinking.

I encourage you.

No inspiration needed...just looking for some compatriots.

I'm waiting for Ms Annyong to get back from getting her hair did, so i can go for a run then pick up some beer then drink and post

 

[Josie Maran]

Gonna need a little more activity in here if I'm gonna be drinking.

I encourage you.

No inspiration needed...just looking for some compatriots.

I'm waiting for Ms Annyong to get back from getting her hair did, so i can go for a run then pick up some beer then drink and post

I oppose your running policy, but I agree with your drinking policy...hmmmmm...OK I vote yes.

 

[Josie Maran]

Gonna need a little more activity in here if I'm gonna be drinking.

I encourage you.

No inspiration needed...just looking for some compatriots.

I'm waiting for Ms Annyong to get back from getting her hair did, so i can go for a run then pick up some beer then drink and post

Also, pics of said concubine would be appreciated. KTHX!

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

BTW, thanks a lot GMTAN-dads-of-sons for not telling me about the pee. And how it would be everywhere. At all times. I'm guessing it will get better once he fills in a little and loses his umbilical cord so I can get his diapers a little more snug but jeez.

Pee Everywhere.

Circumcision?

Point the penis down in the diaper! Put the gauze with a+d on it ASAP when dealing with the circumcision. After that is healed, put a washcloth over it during the diaper change. My guy soaked a cloth today. He's also peed in his own eye recently. It happens.

 

[kevzilla]

Off the treadmill. Had a fall at home Sunday morning.

I managed to knock my iron off a shelf (not plugged in, dickmittens) and land on it with my left butt-cheek. Those things got no give at all.

TPWs for your butt cheek. Hope your hair was ok.

Hair broke the fall I assume...

No, that would have taken out some sheetrock. Hit the wall with the upper part of my back, then sat down hard on the iron.

Gonna soak them both in some Ezra Brooks.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Thanks Leroy!

 

[mr roboto]

<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="Leeroy Jenkins" data-cid="17120787" data-time="1408496785"><p><p>Look who's an expert!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Gonna need a little more activity in here if I'm gonna be drinking.

I encourage you.

No inspiration needed...just looking for some compatriots.

I guess I could have one more beer

 

[mr roboto]

Neat board

 

[Josie Maran]

Off the treadmill. Had a fall at home Sunday morning.

I managed to knock my iron off a shelf (not plugged in, dickmittens) and land on it with my left butt-cheek. Those things got no give at all.

TPWs for your butt cheek. Hope your hair was ok.

Hair broke the fall I assume...

No, that would have taken out some sheetrock. Hit the wall with the upper part of my back, then sat down hard on the iron.

Gonna soak them both in some Ezra Brooks.

Ok that sounds really painful. Did it stick you with the pointy end?

 

[Josie Maran]

Gonna need a little more activity in here if I'm gonna be drinking.

I encourage you.

No inspiration needed...just looking for some compatriots.

I guess I could have one more beer

That's the spirit!

 

[Frostillicus]

I wasn't going to drink tonight but I'm in for a couple for the best partner a boy could hope for.

 

[Josie Maran]

I wasn't going to drink tonight but I'm in for a couple for the best partner a boy could hope for.

We're definitely going gay.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It's getting weird. I like it.

 

[Frostillicus]

I wasn't going to drink tonight but I'm in for a couple for the best partner a boy could hope for.

We're definitely going gay.

SUPER gay.

 

[shuke]

Floppo - glad everyone is ok...but how did the car hit the stroller and no damage? had it just slowed at that point? i'm just curious more than anything.

no idea. I'm assuming she was crossing, car hit her stroller slightly and then drove off... must've slowed to do this. dunno.

Ok- so she started crossing Delancey and a small SUV came from the one-way street she was walking on (Orchard) and made the right onto Delancey, hitting the stroller in the process knocking it slightly over (wife had to catch it) and kept going. She said the SUV was going fast... so freaking lucky this ####### didn't kill my daughter. And considering he's making a right- no way he doesn't see them; I think he was in a hurry and didn't want to yield to the pedestrians (law/common-sense).

She called 911, told them what happened and that she and kid were ok. Cops came and were distinctly unhelpful and seemed to not want to have to deal with the incident so they wouldn't have to write up any paperwork. Ambulance came- very helpful. It appears that an accident involving a kid under the age of 5 means major Cover Your ### mode for NYC, so they took her into the ambulance (which my 3yo apparently loved) and gave her a full check-out. Then... according to regulation, they were going to take her to the hospital ER. My wife declined- but first needed to speak to a supervisor- on the phone AND in person (had to wait for them to get there) and then talk to a doctor (on the phone). At this point the cops realized that, at least to the NYFD, this WAS a big deal, so they started their own paperwork.

It happened fast, but my wife saw some license plate digits- told the cops, who ran them and came up with nothing... she was missing at least one digit, even if she got them all right. I figured that between a general make of car (red suv), state and some digits from plate they'd be able to get something. Nope. There have to be cameras leading to the WBurgh bridge- and I wish this warranted somebody pulling that info to bust this ####er.

Here's the photos of the SUV, btw. just in case any of you are CSI photo forensic pros and can make out the license plate.

Post this on reddit and they'll figure out whose car that is.

 

[Josie Maran]

It's getting weird. I like it.

Oh, you're already pretty deeply involved...so to speak.

 

[shuke]

Yeah, we went on "vacation" this weekend at a non-babyproofed house with a pool and it was exhausting. GB having a house you can just let your kid roam around in.

I'm leaving for Vegas on Thursday while my wife watches our 5,3,and 1 year old boys

Sorry, no traveling until the draft is over.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It's getting weird. I like it.

Oh, you're already pretty deeply involved...so to speak.

You gays need a spirit animal?

 

[Josie Maran]

All I ate today was a bagel.

Long story short I'm already pretty drunk.

 

[Josie Maran]

It's getting weird. I like it.

Oh, you're already pretty deeply involved...so to speak.

You gays need a spirit animal?

Sure. You can be a bear.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Yeah, we went on "vacation" this weekend at a non-babyproofed house with a pool and it was exhausting. GB having a house you can just let your kid roam around in.

I'm leaving for Vegas on Thursday while my wife watches our 5,3,and 1 year old boys

Sorry, no traveling until the draft is over.

Pick up the pace GMTANers

 

[YSR]

Homer, I'm here until probably 5:00 a.m.ish since that's when this 10-day-old pee-machine typically decides to sleep for more than 1.5 hours at a stretch.

I love you but understand if my type of companionship isn't exactly what you're looking for.

 

[Josie Maran]

All I ate today was a bagel.

Long story short I'm already pretty drunk.

I'm hitting on Tre for a threeway with Frosty, so I guess that's pretty obvious already, huh?

 

[Josie Maran]

Homer, I'm here until probably 5:00 a.m.ish since that's when this 10-day-old pee-machine typically decides to sleep for more than 1.5 hours at a stretch.

I love you but understand if my type of companionship isn't exactly what you're looking for.

You're always welcome among the degenerates, even when you're on hiatus.

Let me know when you're ready to make out.

Sorry Frosty.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It's getting weird. I like it.

Oh, you're already pretty deeply involved...so to speak.

You gays need a spirit animal?

Sure. You can be a bear.

Yeah I can!

 

[Josie Maran]

Time to get weird.

 

[Josie Maran]

Why do people engage the Eminences and MC Gas Moneys of the world?

 

[Frostillicus]

Homer, I'm here until probably 5:00 a.m.ish since that's when this 10-day-old pee-machine typically decides to sleep for more than 1.5 hours at a stretch.

I love you but understand if my type of companionship isn't exactly what you're looking for.

You're always welcome among the degenerates, even when you're on hiatus.

Let me know when you're ready to make out.

Sorry Frosty.

It's cool. I get it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Time to get weird.

Not drinking tonight.

 

[bluemagic]

Why do people engage the Eminences and MC Gas Moneys of the world?

MCGM is considering giving me the keys to his account. Play nice with him until he does.

 

[Josie Maran]

Homer, I'm here until probably 5:00 a.m.ish since that's when this 10-day-old pee-machine typically decides to sleep for more than 1.5 hours at a stretch.

I love you but understand if my type of companionship isn't exactly what you're looking for.

You're always welcome among the degenerates, even when you're on hiatus.Let me know when you're ready to make out.

Sorry Frosty.

It's cool. I get it.

I knew you would.

 

[kevzilla]

Off the treadmill. Had a fall at home Sunday morning.

I managed to knock my iron off a shelf (not plugged in, dickmittens) and land on it with my left butt-cheek. Those things got no give at all.

TPWs for your butt cheek. Hope your hair was ok.

Hair broke the fall I assume...

No, that would have taken out some sheetrock. Hit the wall with the upper part of my back, then sat down hard on the iron.

Gonna soak them both in some Ezra Brooks.

Ok that sounds really painful. Did it stick you with the pointy end?

No. But I must stress there is no really good part of an iron to land on.

 

[Josie Maran]

Off the treadmill. Had a fall at home Sunday morning.

I managed to knock my iron off a shelf (not plugged in, dickmittens) and land on it with my left butt-cheek. Those things got no give at all.

TPWs for your butt cheek. Hope your hair was ok.

Hair broke the fall I assume...

No, that would have taken out some sheetrock. Hit the wall with the upper part of my back, then sat down hard on the iron.

Gonna soak them both in some Ezra Brooks.

Ok that sounds really painful. Did it stick you with the pointy end?

No. But I must stress there is no really good part of an iron to land on.

Sorry GB.

 

[bluemagic]

It looks like a mod hit the kill switch before MCGM gave me a new account to play with.

Oh well, he won't be missed for the next couple weeks.

 

[bostonfred]

I bet the hot side would be the worst

 

[Josie Maran]

I bet the hot side would be the worst

Hot and pointy...like Penelope Cruz's face.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ATTN GPJ: "He said you ain't a real juggalo." (two fat freaking protohumans duke it out)

 

[bentley]

I dropped a poker table on my foot and broke my toe today. Drinking to dull the pain.

 

[Josie Maran]

I dropped a poker table on my foot and broke my toe today. Drinking to dull the pain.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

How's the new digs? Plenty of painkillers handy?

 

[Frostillicus]

ATTN GPJ: "He said you ain't a real juggalo." (two fat freaking protohumans duke it out)

Those two fat guys are really terrible at fighting, but it's nice that they're still friends in the end.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

ATTN GPJ:

Lolz

 

[UOFI_316]

I will be in LA in October.

Good planning, that gives you a month and a half to tell us the other letters in the name. Although two at a time seems a little fast for you.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Off the treadmill. Had a fall at home Sunday morning.

I managed to knock my iron off a shelf (not plugged in, dickmittens) and land on it with my left butt-cheek. Those things got no give at all.

TPWs for your butt cheek. Hope your hair was ok.

T&Ps for the iron if it would have hit his head.

(sorry Kev ...it was just laying there)