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Here's trick for parents with young kids...

They want grilled cheese but you don't want to go through all the trouble/mess? Toast the bread in a toaster. Spray some butter spray on the outside. Slap some cheese in between the bread and put it in the science oven for 20 secs.

WALA. What I used to call Faux Cheese.
Sounds tedious.
 
Here's trick for parents with young kids...

They want grilled cheese but you don't want to go through all the trouble/mess? Toast the bread in a toaster. Spray some butter spray on the outside. Slap some cheese in between the bread and put it in the science oven for 20 secs.

WALA. What I used to call Faux Cheese.
Why would you do that? When you make grilled cheese for ANYONE you always make one...two...three for yourself.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO MAKE LUNCH FOR A 3 YEAR OLD AND A 5 YEAR OLD WHILE NURSING A HANGOVER?

 
Here's trick for parents with young kids...

They want grilled cheese but you don't want to go through all the trouble/mess? Toast the bread in a toaster. Spray some butter spray on the outside. Slap some cheese in between the bread and put it in the science oven for 20 secs.

WALA. What I used to call Faux Cheese.
Why would you do that? When you make grilled cheese for ANYONE you always make one...two...three for yourself.
Agree with this.

Also applies to BLTs, for those that know what these are.

 
Here's trick for parents with young kids...

They want grilled cheese but you don't want to go through all the trouble/mess? Toast the bread in a toaster. Spray some butter spray on the outside. Slap some cheese in between the bread and put it in the science oven for 20 secs.

WALA. What I used to call Faux Cheese.
Why would you do that? When you make grilled cheese for ANYONE you always make one...two...three for yourself.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO MAKE LUNCH FOR A 3 YEAR OLD AND A 5 YEAR OLD WHILE NURSING A HANGOVER?
Yes, this is where the grilled cheese for yourself comes in, dummy.

 
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Why is ti called a grilled cheese sandwich when it isn't makd on a grill?? Tonight I made my girls grilled cheese sandwhiches on the fricken grill, because that is what they wanted. Made the cross grill marks and all, they weren't impressed.

My wife just got called out on the ALS challenge thingy and my girls are going to join her. My 6 year old daughter (no homer) is going to call me out, I am going to make sure to put some extra ice cubes in her bucket tomorrow.

I have an idea for a weekend shot video.
I make a killer grilled cheese. Get the toastiness level on each side perfect every time.
No wonder Homer loves you.
The secret is a nice dusting of garlic salt or garlic powder on each side.

 
Why is ti called a grilled cheese sandwich when it isn't makd on a grill?? Tonight I made my girls grilled cheese sandwhiches on the fricken grill, because that is what they wanted. Made the cross grill marks and all, they weren't impressed.

My wife just got called out on the ALS challenge thingy and my girls are going to join her. My 6 year old daughter (no homer) is going to call me out, I am going to make sure to put some extra ice cubes in her bucket tomorrow.

I have an idea for a weekend shot video.
I make a killer grilled cheese. Get the toastiness level on each side perfect every time.
Do you actually make it on a grill?? Why not call it a "frying pan cheese sandwich"?
I don't ####### know.

 
Here's trick for parents with young kids...

They want grilled cheese but you don't want to go through all the trouble/mess? Toast the bread in a toaster. Spray some butter spray on the outside. Slap some cheese in between the bread and put it in the science oven for 20 secs.

WALA. What I used to call Faux Cheese.
Why would you do that? When you make grilled cheese for ANYONE you always make one...two...three for yourself.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO MAKE LUNCH FOR A 3 YEAR OLD AND A 5 YEAR OLD WHILE NURSING A HANGOVER?
This sounds like 2013.

 
Sad to say I saw our Twins live the other day. Happy to say I got a foul ball off of Jarrod Dyson.
I've gotten two mini-basketballs off cheerleaders at Gopher hoops games, still waiting for my first foul ball/home run.
How about a timeout basketball 3-pointer?? My last year in college I had front row floor seats at UofI, and during a timeout an errant basketball came my way (sitting in front row) and I nailed the 3 pointer. Guys next to me tried to steal the ball after the game but the refs took it.

 
Not sure why, but I'm watching Six Days and Seven Nights for the 3rd time this month.

I really like it when they eat the peacock for some reason.

 
Sad to say I saw our Twins live the other day. Happy to say I got a foul ball off of Jarrod Dyson.
I've gotten two mini-basketballs off cheerleaders at Gopher hoops games, still waiting for my first foul ball/home run.
How about a timeout basketball 3-pointer?? My last year in college I had front row floor seats at UofI, and during a timeout an errant basketball came my way (sitting in front row) and I nailed the 3 pointer. Guys next to me tried to steal the ball after the game but the refs took it.
Demetri McCamey probably threw it away.

 
I think I'm getting accidentally/intentionally drunk. I have the day off tomorrow but have a job interview for a new gig. Sounds about right.

 
i lived with a guy that put peanut butter on his grilled cheese
Had a grilled cheese, bacon, peanut butter and banana on the weekend. I'm still not sure how I feel about it.
I made an assload of bacon this weekend and put a couple slices on my peanut butter sandwich.
Peanut butter and bacon is highly underrated.
I've heard this. Haven't tried it.
You need to make this a priority.

 
i lived with a guy that put peanut butter on his grilled cheese
Had a grilled cheese, bacon, peanut butter and banana on the weekend. I'm still not sure how I feel about it.
I made an assload of bacon this weekend and put a couple slices on my peanut butter sandwich.
Peanut butter and bacon is highly underrated.
I've heard this. Haven't tried it.
You need to make this a priority.
I'm afraid to waste bacon.

 
Grilled peanut butter, banana and bacon wass Elvis' sandwich and it's delicious. Don't know who would put cheese on it though. If it was good enough for the King, you really can't improve on it.

 
Sad to say I saw our Twins live the other day. Happy to say I got a foul ball off of Jarrod Dyson.
You don't call them "The Twinkies" like my Minnesota-born buddy who uses exclamation marks like some people use air?
I do not.
Good man. I bet you also don't expect the Vikings to go 12-4 this year.
A real Minnesota sports fan expects contraction of all professional sports teams and a strong likelihood of NCAA sanctions.

 
Sad to say I saw our Twins live the other day. Happy to say I got a foul ball off of Jarrod Dyson.
You don't call them "The Twinkies" like my Minnesota-born buddy who uses exclamation marks like some people use air?
I do not.
Good man. I bet you also don't expect the Vikings to go 12-4 this year.
A real Minnesota sports fan expects contraction of all professional sports teams and a strong likelihood of NCAA sanctions.
Still don't expect to get Wiggins.

EDIT: Still expect to not get Wiggins. Feels more sentence-y.

 
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