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[St. Louis Bob]

The only good story I have is last Saturday night. Our GB's daughter got married. We know them from my first house and it really is amazing seeing a kid grow up as an adult, to an adult.

It was a beautiful wedding in that it lasted 10 minutes. They had the most beautiful backdrop being in a gazebo right next to some cliffs overlooking the river. I lived right by here my whole life and still think it's a cool view. #### off.

I've met her fiancee many times and never realized he came from wealth. That's a good sign. I'm talking he could buy and sell K4 kind of wealth. There was a riff in the family in that one of their relatives, Frank, decided to ditch his wife and bring this smoking hot, possibly a pro, gal in a skin tight dress. Because of this I was told most of her family boycotted the wedding. Frank is about 5' 7" and looked very crazy. Like crazy if you were going to mix it up with him you better plan on nothing less than killing him because that's what he is going to do to you. I avoided him at all costs as I was quite drunk.....tbc

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Week or so update?

• Apparently I'm old.
• Everybody else can suck a ####.
• Where you been?

Mostly wandering the streets. Got rained on, hard rain, yesterday for about 2 miles on the way home. I feel sorry for Uni.

 

[Rustoleum]

I'll be honest. I don't get this tanner is old shtick.

ETA: If it were tanner is an ####### shtick, I would understand that.

I think it all started when he wouldn't shut up about oatmeal

I like oatmeal

I had Amish baked oatmeal for breakfast this morning.

Great, now we're going to bring religion into this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It was a beautiful wedding in that it lasted 10 minutes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Week or so update?

How did Cal's camp trip go?

It went great. Thank you for asking. Every picture I've seen though he standing off to the side of the group being photographed, smiling. He says he had a great time though which is all that matters.

 

[Frostillicus]

Week or so update?

• Apparently I'm old.
• Everybody else can suck a ####.
• Where you been?

Mostly wandering the streets. Got rained on, hard rain, yesterday for about 2 miles on the way home. I feel sorry for Uni.

I had fried chicken with the rabbit yesterday. I felt jealous of Uni.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Week or so update?

How did Cal's camp trip go?

It went great. Thank you for asking. Every picture I've seen though he standing off to the side of the group being photographed, smiling. He says he had a great time though which is all that matters.

LINK

 

[shuke]

I had an ocular migraine last night. Neato. Couldn't really focus my eyes and saw flashing rainbow geometric shapes in my field of vision. Dr. Nympho confirmed I wasn't having a stroke or anything, and it went away after 20 minutes.

Apparently I can look forward to a cluster of real migraine headaches soon. So I have that going for me.

Had one of these a few years ago. Scare the living #### out of me. But it didn't lead to any other issues other than a migraine later in the day after my eye doc dilated my eyes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It was a beautiful wedding in that it lasted 10 minutes.

Before the wedding I see a couple of guys that looked to be in the wedding party having a beer and a smoke. So I walk over to them and light my first one up since the previous Sunday and try to think how to make them give me beer. The one guy tells me he's really nervous. I ask if he's the Best Man and he replies no, I'm the preacher. This was his first wedding. "It seemed really funny at the time" he tells me. So I brought you up and told him it was a piece of cake. Nothing to worry about, just follow the script. We finished out smokes, I didn't get a beer, and he performed the ceremony. I hope I helped in some way.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It was a beautiful wedding in that it lasted 10 minutes.

Before the wedding I see a couple of guys that looked to be in the wedding party having a beer and a smoke. So I walk over to them and light my first one up since the previous Sunday and try to think how to make them give me beer. The one guy tells me he's really nervous. I ask if he's the Best Man and he replies no, I'm the preacher. This was his first wedding. "It seemed really funny at the time" he tells me. So I brought you up and told him it was a piece of cake. Nothing to worry about, just follow the script. We finished out smokes, I didn't get a beer, and he performed the ceremony. I hope I helped in some way.

RULES

 

[shuke]

There is nothing quite like trying to solve community problems over free steak and martinis.

I think I speak for everyone here when I say "DO YOU HAVE A REAL ####ING JOB?"

 

[UniAlias]

Week or so update?

• Apparently I'm old.
• Everybody else can suck a ####.
• Where you been?

Mostly wandering the streets. Got rained on, hard rain, yesterday for about 2 miles on the way home. I feel sorry for Uni.

My Link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

At the reception there was an incredible proportion of leggy, crazy hot, broads, to the amount of young chicks there that weren't. So much so that my GB's gay BIL asked me if I was in heaven. I told him I've had fantasies pretty close.

When I was talking to other people, if you can believe that, I spent a good amount of time with him and his partner. His partner looked was sitting all by himself, and I naturally gravitate to anybody that looks lonely, plus I know he is a lot smarter than the rest of the people there I know. I get the irony in that I'm not quite as smart as most of you but really, I don't know all that much, or care, about fishing these days....tbc

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Week or so update?

• Apparently I'm old.
• Everybody else can suck a ####.
• Where you been?

Mostly wandering the streets. Got rained on, hard rain, yesterday for about 2 miles on the way home. I feel sorry for Uni.

My Link

 

[belljr]

Ok my time in the shark pool is up whew

 

[bentley]

There is nothing quite like trying to solve community problems over free steak and martinis.

I think I speak for everyone here when I say "DO YOU HAVE A REAL ####ING JOB?"

Well, yeah. Like tomorrow I have to send over a testimonial and head shot to the Chamber of Commerce for them to use in their recruiting guide, then I'm going to take a long lunch with a friend (she's buying), drop by a UW volunteer project and thank everyone for working on behalf of the Board (I won't be doing any actual volunteering) and them write a script for our company president for a video we are shooting next week. Probably going to knock off early so I can spend some time with the kids after that.

 

[bentley]

At the reception there was an incredible proportion of leggy, crazy hot, broads, to the amount of young chicks there that weren't. So much so that my GB's gay BIL asked me if I was in heaven. I told him I've had fantasies pretty close.

When I was talking to other people, if you can believe that, I spent a good amount of time with him and his partner. His partner looked was sitting all by himself, and I naturally gravitate to anybody that looks lonely, plus I know he is a lot smarter than the rest of the people there I know. I get the irony in that I'm not quite as smart as most of you but really, I don't know all that much, or care, about fishing these days....tbc

 

[St. Louis Bob]

There is nothing quite like trying to solve community problems over free steak and martinis.

I think I speak for everyone here when I say "DO YOU HAVE A REAL ####ING JOB?"

Well, yeah. Like tomorrow I have to send over a testimonial and head shot to the Chamber of Commerce for them to use in their recruiting guide, then I'm going to take a long lunch with a friend (she's buying), drop by a UW volunteer project and thank everyone for working on behalf of the Board (I won't be doing any actual volunteering) and them write a script for our company president for a video we are shooting next week. Probably going to knock off early so I can spend some time with the kids after that.

That's more than I've done in two weeks.

 

[Josie Maran]

There is nothing quite like trying to solve community problems over free steak and martinis.

I think I speak for everyone here when I say "DO YOU HAVE A REAL ####ING JOB?"

Well, yeah. Like tomorrow I have to send over a testimonial and head shot to the Chamber of Commerce for them to use in their recruiting guide, then I'm going to take a long lunch with a friend (she's buying), drop by a UW volunteer project and thank everyone for working on behalf of the Board (I won't be doing any actual volunteering) and them write a script for our company president for a video we are shooting next week. Probably going to knock off early so I can spend some time with the kids after that.

Keep your ear to the grindstone GB.

 

[T Bell]

Don't know why my phone capitalizes Margarita

Margarita is also a given name, like Chuck or Elmo or Gertrude.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Deion Sanders and Devin Hester are crying on television right now. Then they touched heads. They might as well have docked their d icks.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

At the reception there was an incredible proportion of leggy, crazy hot, broads, to the amount of young chicks there that weren't. So much so that my GB's gay BIL asked me if I was in heaven. I told him I've had fantasies pretty close.

When I was talking to other people, if you can believe that, I spent a good amount of time with him and his partner. His partner looked was sitting all by himself, and I naturally gravitate to anybody that looks lonely, plus I know he is a lot smarter than the rest of the people there I know. I get the irony in that I'm not quite as smart as most of you but really, I don't know all that much, or care, about fishing these days....tbc

Back in the day my GB hated his BIL for no other reason that he was gay. I had not met his BIL myself yet.

GB: I guess I better tell you know, my BIL coming in town, he's a ####### queer.

Me:

GB: He's bringing his "life partner" or whatever too.

Me: What's the big deal? So he's gay. So what? You're kind of a yourself.

GB: #### you Bob

Me: Really, what do you care? It isn't like he's trying to suck your #### right?

GB: YES HE HAS BOB!!! HE SAID HE WANTED TO !!!

Me: Oh. I guess that's a bad example then. (drinks some beer) You know what I mean though. (drinks more beer) You know what I mean though.

GB: Yeah....

 

[UniAlias]

Deion Sanders and Devin Hester are crying on television right now. Then they touched heads. They might as well have docked their d icks.

Was watching that too. JFC WTF is wrong with Deion?

Needed more god-praising.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

At the reception there was an incredible proportion of leggy, crazy hot, broads, to the amount of young chicks there that weren't. So much so that my GB's gay BIL asked me if I was in heaven. I told him I've had fantasies pretty close.

When I was talking to other people, if you can believe that, I spent a good amount of time with him and his partner. His partner looked was sitting all by himself, and I naturally gravitate to anybody that looks lonely, plus I know he is a lot smarter than the rest of the people there I know. I get the irony in that I'm not quite as smart as most of you but really, I don't know all that much, or care, about fishing these days....tbc

Back in the day my GB hated his BIL for no other reason that he was gay. I had not met his BIL myself yet.

GB: I guess I better tell you know, my BIL coming in town, he's a ####### queer.

Me:

GB: He's bringing his "life partner" or whatever too.

Me: What's the big deal? So he's gay. So what? You're kind of a ###### yourself.

GB: #### you Bob

Me: Really, what do you care? It isn't like he's trying to suck your #### right?

GB: YES HE HAS BOB!!! HE SAID HE WANTED TO !!!

Me: Oh. I guess that's a bad example then. (drinks some beer) You know what I mean though. (drinks more beer) You know what I mean though.

GB: Yeah....

Me: Soooo...can I suck your ####?

That's where I would have gone.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Something else I can't stop laughing at.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Due to our work schedules I haven't seen my wife very much in the last 3 days. We will both be home tomorrow night. This is how it is going to go down.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

From the Buccaneers reddit thread. This was posted before the game.

(for those of you not familiar with reddit...when something it is "upvoted" it propels the post closer to the top of the thread)

#### all the haters that are gonna be hatin' in the /r/nfl game thread

I fully expect a good old fashioned Tampa Bay ### kicking that'll teach any team what happens when you sleep on us.

Our o-line is finally working together as a cohesive unit and our run blocking is as good as ever

Rainey is coming off a great performance and will be looking for more

McCown IS learning from his mistakes and don't forget our above average receiving corps

There's no reason we can't win this game.

GO BUCS

EDIT: I have never been this wrong about anything, ever.

EDIT 2: Stop upvoting this, I hate everything.

 

[Drifter]

Another thing I just thought about, for a very beautiful scenery day, take the Mukilteo ferry to Whidbey Island and drive up to Deception pass. Park and walk over the bridge. Just stunning.

Ohhhh, actually I like this better. I know Drifter has recommended this in the past but we haven't been there yet.

Not that there's anything wrong with that but the hike at Ebey's Landing is pretty spectacular. No reason to go down and do the beach part. The part along with the ridge up and back is where the money's at.

I also suggested the French tapas (I know) place over there that I'd have to look up it's name to remember. Good food.

I searched "Deception" and found your prior posts on this matter, so I'll go with that. I don't think Colleen could handle the beach part. She's only 69 (teehee) and healthy but doesn't really work out or anything, so I think we need to take it easy.

If you go to that restaurant you have to do the chicken liver mousse. Awesome

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anyhow, I'm drinking heavily and don't want to be around anybody for most of the night. So I was outside slamming darts. Oh there were good conversations with young people asking for my advice. My advice, don't get felonies. Sheesh.

I ran out of smokes so I headed to my car, about 40 yards away from the clubhouse, for another pack. While there I can see, and hear, my GB telling some gal, loudly, that she should just call security. There was a bridesmade wasted earlier acting all crazy and I figure he is talking to her. Grab a pack and make my way back only to see this gal, that wasn't a bridesmade, crying and walking away.

I ask what the problem was and she told me that her car was in a ditch. She just needed somebody to help push it out. We began walking in the direction of her car and I told her not to worry, I would help her out. Now this is sight unseen but I have to tell you, I haven't felt as strong and confident as I did in that moment in a long freaking time. I asked her if she was drinking and she starts mumbling about maybe having. mumble mumble. I ask her again and am very direct because in my mind, I don't want to be run over by some drunk broad. #### just wouldn't be funny anymore. She admits she has but lives down the street. Okay.

So I pushed her out rather easily on the first attempt. She gets out of the car and hugs me, I kiss the top of her head. Tell her don't worry about it and make my way back to the clubhouse, which is a couple hundred yards away. I'm just about to walk up the ramp to the joint when this car pulls up and the gal I just pushed out of a ditch jumps out with a bottle of Bud Light in her hand. She takes the bottle cap off, tries to hand it to me and says "You know, I really need to thank you properly if you know what I mean. We can go between a couple of cars if you want".

I declined. Even the beer. Turns out to be an even smarter move because my wife just happened to be outside and was watching the whole thing and I didn't know it.

 

[bentley]

Speeches delivered. The audience laughed in all the right places. Nobody had questions. Pretty sure we are changing hearts and minds here.

Do you write your speeches out ahead of time or just have talking points and then wing the specific delivery?

How do you do it?

I'm a big proponent of knowing your subject well enough that you can wing it with very few prompts. Too many things can go wrong with a written script.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Another thing I just thought about, for a very beautiful scenery day, take the Mukilteo ferry to Whidbey Island and drive up to Deception pass. Park and walk over the bridge. Just stunning.

Ohhhh, actually I like this better. I know Drifter has recommended this in the past but we haven't been there yet.

Not that there's anything wrong with that but the hike at Ebey's Landing is pretty spectacular. No reason to go down and do the beach part. The part along with the ridge up and back is where the money's at.

I also suggested the French tapas (I know) place over there that I'd have to look up it's name to remember. Good food.

I searched "Deception" and found your prior posts on this matter, so I'll go with that. I don't think Colleen could handle the beach part. She's only 69 (teehee) and healthy but doesn't really work out or anything, so I think we need to take it easy.

If you go to that restaurant you have to do the chicken liver mousse. Awesome

That sounds ####### terrible.

 

[Josie Maran]

Something else I can't stop laughing at.

You're evil.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anyhow, I'm drinking heavily and don't want to be around anybody for most of the night. So I was outside slamming darts. Oh there were good conversations with young people asking for my advice. My advice, don't get felonies. Sheesh.

I ran out of smokes so I headed to my car, about 40 yards away from the clubhouse, for another pack. While there I can see, and hear, my GB telling some gal, loudly, that she should just call security. There was a bridesmade wasted earlier acting all crazy and I figure he is talking to her. Grab a pack and make my way back only to see this gal, that wasn't a bridesmade, crying and walking away.

I ask what the problem was and she told me that her car was in a ditch. She just needed somebody to help push it out. We began walking in the direction of her car and I told her not to worry, I would help her out. Now this is sight unseen but I have to tell you, I haven't felt as strong and confident as I did in that moment in a long freaking time. I asked her if she was drinking and she starts mumbling about maybe having. mumble mumble. I ask her again and am very direct because in my mind, I don't want to be run over by some drunk broad. #### just wouldn't be funny anymore. She admits she has but lives down the street. Okay.

So I pushed her out rather easily on the first attempt. She gets out of the car and hugs me, I kiss the top of her head. Tell her don't worry about it and make my way back to the clubhouse, which is a couple hundred yards away. I'm just about to walk up the ramp to the joint when this car pulls up and the gal I just pushed out of a ditch jumps out with a bottle of Bud Light in her hand. She takes the bottle cap off, tries to hand it to me and says "You know, I really need to thank you properly if you know what I mean. We can go between a couple of cars if you want".

I declined. Even the beer. Turns out to be an even smarter move because my wife just happened to be outside and was watching the whole thing and I didn't know it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Me: Soooo...can I suck your ####?

That's where I would have gone.

If that makes you happy.

 

[strykerpks]

I've never read Catcher in the Rye

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've never read Catcher in the Rye

Me either. The title pretty much explains the whole thing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've never read Catcher in the Rye

 

[kevzilla]

Week or so update?

I bought a cat shirt. It was a big hit on Fremont Street. The karma it generated enabled me to get two royals in 18 hours. Other than that, not much.

 

[bentley]

I've never read Catcher in the Rye

Me either. The title pretty much explains the whole thing.

Same here. I have, however, read the Bob Uecker classic "Catcher in the Wry."

 

[strykerpks]

I've never read Catcher in the Rye

 

[strykerpks]

I've never read Catcher in the Rye

Me either. The title pretty much explains the whole thing.

Same here. I have, however, read the Bob Uecker classic "Catcher in the Wry."

Now THAT should be required reading in HS

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Week or so update?

I bought a cat shirt. It was a big hit on Fremont Street. The karma it generated enabled me to get two royals in 18 hours. Other than that, not much.

HFS!!! Nicely done my brother!!

 

[T Bell]

I'll be honest. I don't get this tanner is old shtick.

ETA: If it were tanner is an ####### shtick, I would understand that.

I think it all started when he wouldn't shut up about oatmeal

I like oatmeal

I had Amish baked oatmeal for breakfast this morning.

I didn't even know the Amish smoked pot.

 

[Josie Maran]

I've never read Catcher in the Rye

You're not missing anything. Unless you need reasons to want to punch a whiny prep school douchenozzle.

 

[Frostillicus]

Wisconsoners don't read much.

 

[Frostillicus]

I've never read Catcher in the Rye

You're not missing anything. Unless you need reasons to want to punch a whiny prep school douchenozzle.

We're fighting.

 

[Henry Ford]

Hey, what does crab meat cost near you guys per pound? Trying to gauge.

 

[General Malaise]

Signed for Fanduel. Now what? Wait for the riches? Anybody doing this? Is this like the time I discovered the greatness of The Pixies 35 years after they recorded their first single?

Enter this lineup in every 50/50 you can. YWIA.QB Drew Brees

RB Darren Sproles

RB Khiry Robinson

WR Calvin Johnson

WR Golden Tate

WR Julian Edelman

TE Jimmy Graham

K Stephen Gostkowski

D New England Patriots

What's a 50/50? I'll take a pm...

 

[strykerpks]

Wisconsoners don't read much.

Your face is a Wisconsiner

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'll be honest. I don't get this tanner is old shtick.

ETA: If it were tanner is an ####### shtick, I would understand that.

I think it all started when he wouldn't shut up about oatmeal

I like oatmeal

I had Amish baked oatmeal for breakfast this morning.

I didn't even know the Amish smoked pot.

The Amish don't care about advancing their lives. Pretty sure all they do is smoke pot and make furniture while giggling uncontrollably. Bet there are a lot of Amish missing limbs. Don't know for sure though.