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Officer Pete Malloy said:
What is this? Caddyshack?

A student who ran onto the field during an Ohio State football game and was body-slammed by a coach is losing his full tuition and housing scholarship amid his court case.


Defense attorney Mark Collins says officials on Tuesday started removing 21-year-old Anthony Wunder from the Evans Scholars program for former golf caddies.

The fourth-year engineering student from Cincinnati is charged with misdemeanor criminal trespassing. His attorney entered a not guilty plea in Franklin County Municipal Court.

Wunder is accused of running onto the field during Ohio State's victory over Cincinnati Saturday night.

He was stopped and slammed to the ground by former Ohio State linebacker Anthony Schlegel, now an assistant strength and conditioning coach.

The big hit has been a sensation on social media.

Coach Urban Meyer said Monday he had a somewhat serious conversation with Schlegel about the hit and that the team has had fun with it.

The case will be assigned to a judge for pre-trial.
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Know a bunch of Evans Scholars. Pissed the local country club doesn't have caddys anymore. My kid would be a loopin'

 
Paid $1500 worth of bills this evening. That probably doesn't scare some of you, but I have neither a wife nor children. I rang those bills up myself. Also, I'm a tightwad, so that left a mark. Your GB kevzilla needs a drink.

 
I busted out the homemade pickles at our end of the season softball picnic and they were gone in five minutes and 2 people asked me for the recipe. That was cool.

 
Softball picnic just means that when we hung out in the parking lot drinking beer somebody also fired up a grill and made brats and there was a bag of chips present. And pickles.

 
kevzilla said:
Paid $1500 worth of bills this evening. That probably doesn't scare some of you, but I have neither a wife nor children. I rang those bills up myself. Also, I'm a tightwad, so that left a mark. Your GB kevzilla needs a drink.
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Sounds like you can't afford it so I shall have a drink in your honor.

 
Dylan had a baseball game tonight and we went despite the lightening. I was surprised (####### wasn't) that the umps never got a call from the cocksucking mother####er running the show to call the game. Again. I waited for half an inning thinking someone would call or come to their senses but no. So I told Dylan to grab his stuff, it wasn't safe. Told the coach, my GB, and a couple other parents sitting by us. GB tells the umps nobody on his team is playing. Other team's coaches are furious because they couldn't see what the big deal was.

Guess I'll be calling City Hall tomorrow. I hate people.

 
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St. Louis Bob said:
Dylan had a baseball game tonight and we went despite the lightening. I was surprised (####### wasn't) that the umps never got a call from the cocksucking mother####er running the show to call the game. Again. I waited for half an inning thinking someone would call or come to their senses but no. So I told Dylan to grab his stuff, it wasn't safe. Told the coach, my GB, and a couple other parents sitting by us. GB tells the umps nobody on his team is playing. Other team's coaches are furious because they couldn't see what the big deal was.

Guess I'll be calling City Hall tomorrow. I hate people.
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Non-Dad me wouldnt understand, but Dad-me knows you did the right thing.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Dylan had a baseball game tonight and we went despite the lightening. I was surprised (####### wasn't) that the umps never got a call from the cocksucking mother####er running the show to call the game. Again. I waited for half an inning thinking someone would call or come to their senses but no. So I told Dylan to grab his stuff, it wasn't safe. Told the coach, my GB, and a couple other parents sitting by us. GB tells the umps nobody on his team is playing. Other team's coaches ate furious because they couldn't see what the big deal was.

Guess I'll be calling City Hall tomorrow. I hate people.
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Sorry GB.

On another note, did I mention hiding any wine from myself and/or Romo when we talked Saturday? We have a mystery here in the YSR household, wherein our son's sleep sack and the corkscrew I keep in my purse are missing. :shrug:

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Dylan had a baseball game tonight and we went despite the lightening. I was surprised (####### wasn't) that the umps never got a call from the cocksucking mother####er running the show to call the game. Again. I waited for half an inning thinking someone would call or come to their senses but no. So I told Dylan to grab his stuff, it wasn't safe. Told the coach, my GB, and a couple other parents sitting by us. GB tells the umps nobody on his team is playing. Other team's coaches are furious because they couldn't see what the big deal was.

Guess I'll be calling City Hall tomorrow. I hate people.
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Did you tell the opposing coaches that you'd like for them to stand out there holding an aluminum bat during the thunder storm?

 
YSR said:
kevzilla said:
Paid $1500 worth of bills this evening. That probably doesn't scare some of you, but I have neither a wife nor children. I rang those bills up myself. Also, I'm a tightwad, so that left a mark. Your GB kevzilla needs a drink.
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Sounds like you can't afford it so I shall have a drink in your honor.
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Oh, I have some Ezra Brooks laying around, but I appreciate you looking out for me. :wub:

 
I really can't believe the macho bull#### I see from most of these teams. WTMF, MLB wouldn't play under those conditions. Idiots.

YSR, you didn't mention anything. Maybe the diaper bag? You told Romo to change one of the kids.

 
It's actually pretty simple. I don't remember being blown away by the recipe or anything but they're really good. I think the secret ingredient is love.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Youth sports brings out the worst in adults.
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People suck. The only kids I will "root" for are the really bad ones. Nice hit Ivan! That kind of thing. Every time Dylan gets a hit, he looks over at me and we both give each other :thumbup: I want to kick some of the moms in the mouth for screaming thier heads off the entire at bat until, if, their kid makes it home. S TFU.
 
I don't think shuke and I even have anything to talk about other than this place and maybe our love of pizza sandwiches and soap fusion, but I would bend over backwards to cornhole the guy were he ever in town and so inclined.

 
YSR said:
I don't think shuke and I even have anything to talk about other than this place and maybe our love of pizza sandwiches and soap fusion, but I would bend over backwards to cornhole the guy were he ever in town and so inclined.
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shuke is a top 3 cornholer.

 
YSR said:
I don't think shuke and I even have anything to talk about other than this place and maybe our love of pizza sandwiches and soap fusion, but I would bend over backwards to cornhole the guy were he ever in town and so inclined.
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