GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)

[Ignoramus]

How come every time I win any amount of money,

my wife finds a need for that money?

Even when she doesn't know I won somethig, or knows I did, but not how much, a conversation pops up about her needing just about that exact amount.

It's uncanny.

Awful haiku.

 

[ScottNorwood]

http://i.imgur.com/tRqI8SR.gif

 

[Osaurus]

New version of confuse-a-cat

 

[El Floppo]

Finally gave notice at current job (think I was supposed to do it around 18 pages ago) after a lengthy background check at new job. It went much better than I initially expected. I know people aren't happy I am leaving, but they understand. Not a real confrontation guy so this is something I have been dreading. So expect the worst, but hope for the best. 15-20 commute plus a couple days working from home and a significant raise with promotion was really too much to pass up.

Sounds great- GLats!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan had a baseball game tonight and we went despite the lightening. I was surprised (####### wasn't) that the umps never got a call from the cocksucking mother####er running the show to call the game. Again. I waited for half an inning thinking someone would call or come to their senses but no. So I told Dylan to grab his stuff, it wasn't safe. Told the coach, my GB, and a couple other parents sitting by us. GB tells the umps nobody on his team is playing. Other team's coaches are furious because they couldn't see what the big deal was.

Guess I'll be calling City Hall tomorrow. I hate people.

Over here, if there is even a lightning flash on the horizon, everything stops until 30 minutes after the last flash, regardless. Usually they cancel the whole game rather than even wait it out. Thought that was SOP everywhere.

You would think so. It has been thunder storming since last night. We should be there still waiting this out.

Dylan had a baseball game tonight and we went despite the lightening. I was surprised (####### wasn't) that the umps never got a call from the cocksucking mother####er running the show to call the game. Again. I waited for half an inning thinking someone would call or come to their senses but no. So I told Dylan to grab his stuff, it wasn't safe. Told the coach, my GB, and a couple other parents sitting by us. GB tells the umps nobody on his team is playing. Other team's coaches are furious because they couldn't see what the big deal was.

Guess I'll be calling City Hall tomorrow. I hate people.

Over here, if there is even a lightning flash on the horizon, everything stops until 30 minutes after the last flash, regardless. Usually they cancel the whole game rather than even wait it out. Thought that was SOP everywhere.

Pretty sure the entire STL area has demonstrated their apathy toward life.

 

[El Floppo]

You would think a place called The Breast Center would be a lot more fun

Is all OK GB with the gorgeous Ms. IB?

She found a small abnormality. Considering her history, she wanted it checked out ASAP. Mammogram was all clear.

nothing against Osaurus... but I like this news much, much better.

 

[El Floppo]

http://i.imgur.com/tRqI8SR.gif

The one at 12 o'clock that swears at the camera rules.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Man love?

Man love?

It's actually pretty simple. I don't remember being blown away by the recipe or anything but they're really good. I think the secret ingredient is love.

Man love?

It's actually pretty simple. I don't remember being blown away by the recipe or anything but they're really good. I think the secret ingredient is love.

Man love?

It's actually pretty simple. I don't remember being blown away by the recipe or anything but they're really good. I think the secret ingredient is love.

Man love?

It's actually pretty simple. I don't remember being blown away by the recipe or anything but they're really good. I think the secret ingredient is love.

Man love?

GM last night?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

http://i.imgur.com/tRqI8SR.gif

 

[Foosball God]

http://i.imgur.com/tRqI8SR.gif

I love the wtf looks the cats are giving him.

 

[Osaurus]

You would think a place called The Breast Center would be a lot more fun

Is all OK GB with the gorgeous Ms. IB?

She found a small abnormality. Considering her history, she wanted it checked out ASAP. Mammogram was all clear.

nothing against Osaurus... but I like this news much, much better.

Same here....this is awesome news!!

 

[Pop Tart]

Dylan had a baseball game tonight and we went despite the lightening. I was surprised (####### wasn't) that the umps never got a call from the cocksucking mother####er running the show to call the game. Again. I waited for half an inning thinking someone would call or come to their senses but no. So I told Dylan to grab his stuff, it wasn't safe. Told the coach, my GB, and a couple other parents sitting by us. GB tells the umps nobody on his team is playing. Other team's coaches are furious because they couldn't see what the big deal was.

Guess I'll be calling City Hall tomorrow. I hate people.

I totally understand this, and you should call.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Dylan had a baseball game tonight and we went despite the lightening. I was surprised (####### wasn't) that the umps never got a call from the cocksucking mother####er running the show to call the game. Again. I waited for half an inning thinking someone would call or come to their senses but no. So I told Dylan to grab his stuff, it wasn't safe. Told the coach, my GB, and a couple other parents sitting by us. GB tells the umps nobody on his team is playing. Other team's coaches are furious because they couldn't see what the big deal was.

Guess I'll be calling City Hall tomorrow. I hate people.

I totally understand this, and you should call.

Outdoors sporting event, dangerous weather on the horizon and having met Bob before is certainly a recipe for disaster.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Met George Brett tonight. Whole lotta man love live right there. Great guy, very funny. Told story after story, talked a lotta ####. Man love.

Did you tell him how we smashed the Ace of Diamonds Leeg into little bite sized pieces?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Not you specifically, but most people tend to make far too much out or their leaving a job.

Signed,The guy who held on to his own company so long his wife and kids temporarily left him

I wasn't inplying that I was any different.

Job.

Spoiler

no news.

 

[krista4]

Met George Brett tonight. Whole lotta man love live right there. Great guy, very funny. Told story after story, talked a lotta ####. Man love.

He has been my Jesus-and-baseball-lovin' stepmother's favorite player since meeting him about 25 years ago. He was very cool and super-nice to us.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Man love?

 

[El Floppo]

North America chapter.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Met George Brett tonight. Whole lotta man love live right there. Great guy, very funny. Told story after story, talked a lotta ####. Man love.

Did you tell him how we smashed the Ace of Diamonds Leeg into little bite sized pieces?

i was sooooooo tempted to tell him about our masterful trade for alex gordon, but i didn't want to risk the near sure ridicule. he was a major ball buster

 

[Osaurus]

Met George Brett tonight. Whole lotta man love live right there. Great guy, very funny. Told story after story, talked a lotta ####. Man love.

He has been my Jesus-and-baseball-lovin' stepmother's favorite player since meeting him about 25 years ago. He was very cool and super-nice to us.

First and last game I saw at County Stadium in Milwaukee was against the Royals. Actually true.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Man love?

for sure

 

[Abraham]

Dylan had a baseball game tonight and we went despite the lightening. I was surprised (####### wasn't) that the umps never got a call from the cocksucking mother####er running the show to call the game. Again. I waited for half an inning thinking someone would call or come to their senses but no. So I told Dylan to grab his stuff, it wasn't safe. Told the coach, my GB, and a couple other parents sitting by us. GB tells the umps nobody on his team is playing. Other team's coaches are furious because they couldn't see what the big deal was.

Guess I'll be calling City Hall tomorrow. I hate people.

I totally understand this, and you should call.

Outdoors sporting event, dangerous weather on the horizon and having met Bob before is certainly a recipe for disaster.

FYP

 

[Brony]

Ever fart in your car and then drive through a dead skunk zone? Fine way to start the day.

 

[El Floppo]

I probably asked this already...

Eminence is one of you, right? Playing the "entitled, uppity defensive dumb young white guy" schtick?

 

[Foosball God]

I probably asked this already...

Eminence is one of you, right? Playing the "entitled, uppity defensive dumb young white guy" schtick?

Guilty

 

[El Floppo]

I probably asked this already...

Eminence is one of you, right? Playing the "entitled, uppity defensive dumb young white guy" schtick?

Guilty

It would make me feel a lot better to believe you.

 

[Foosball God]

I probably asked this already...

Eminence is one of you, right? Playing the "entitled, uppity defensive dumb young white guy" schtick?

Guilty

It would make me feel a lot better to believe you.

I'm here for you Floppo

 

[General Malaise]

Met George Brett tonight. Whole lotta man love live right there. Great guy, very funny. Told story after story, talked a lotta ####. Man love.

Did you tell him how we smashed the Ace of Diamonds Leeg into little bite sized pieces?

i was sooooooo tempted to tell him about our masterful trade for alex gordon, but i didn't want to risk the near sure ridicule. he was a major ball buster

How'd you meet him?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

he was at my restaurant

 

[Good Posting Judge]

George Brett is bad-###.

 

[General Malaise]

Taking Cooper in the Middle to the Ducks game tonight. Poor dude is always getting it bad from both ends. Big brother belittles him, bosses him around, dismisses him, ignores him. Little sister for some reason chooses him to take out her frustrations at being a 2 year old, always yelling at him, hitting him when he's trying to be nice to her. And of course, with the way life works, he's the middle child in every way. Everybody dotes on little Hazel and praises Kellen for excelling in school.

And yet Cooper just wakes up every day smiling, does everything he is supposed to, nice to everybody, easy going, lets most things roll off his back (though one day, he is going to obliterate his brother and I might just turn a blind eye). Perfectly content to spend all day outside playing sports or just curling up on the couch to watch sports or the Simpsons. Treats his sister like a princess even when she's mean to him and is constantly being asked over to friends' houses on the strength of good manners and low maintenance.

So I'm taking him out of school early today (emailed his teacher Monday for approval to make sure he didn't have a test or an activity), road tripping with him down to Eugene and going to the Ducks/Arizona game. I rented Rocky II from the library and he'll watch that while we drive down. He saw Rocky this month and can't wait to see the rest of the series (I refuse to show him V, though). Little man is pumped up for the night and so am I. He deserves a little special treatment.

tl;dr proud dad, excited for the night, Go Ducks.

 

[General Malaise]

he was at my restaurant

I didn't know you were a restaurant guy...you're no Abe or Bentley when it comes to talking about your job.

One of the local sports radio guys is a Kansas transplant and huge Royals fan. He loves George Brett. Said the guy can spin a yarn like no other.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Taking Cooper in the Middle to the Ducks game tonight. Poor dude is always getting it bad from both ends. Big brother belittles him, bosses him around, dismisses him, ignores him. Little sister for some reason chooses him to take out her frustrations at being a 2 year old, always yelling at him, hitting him when he's trying to be nice to her. And of course, with the way life works, he's the middle child in every way. Everybody dotes on little Hazel and praises Kellen for excelling in school.

And yet Cooper just wakes up every day smiling, does everything he is supposed to, nice to everybody, easy going, lets most things roll off his back (though one day, he is going to obliterate his brother and I might just turn a blind eye). Perfectly content to spend all day outside playing sports or just curling up on the couch to watch sports or the Simpsons. Treats his sister like a princess even when she's mean to him and is constantly being asked over to friends' houses on the strength of good manners and low maintenance.

So I'm taking him out of school early today (emailed his teacher Monday for approval to make sure he didn't have a test or an activity), road tripping with him down to Eugene and going to the Ducks/Arizona game. I rented Rocky II from the library and he'll watch that while we drive down. He saw Rocky this month and can't wait to see the rest of the series (I refuse to show him V, though). Little man is pumped up for the night and so am I. He deserves a little special treatment.

tl;dr proud dad, excited for the night, Go Ducks.

Hope Cooper doesn't like tightly-contested defensive battles, the total's up to 84.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Taking Cooper in the Middle to the Ducks game tonight. Poor dude is always getting it bad from both ends. Big brother belittles him, bosses him around, dismisses him, ignores him. Little sister for some reason chooses him to take out her frustrations at being a 2 year old, always yelling at him, hitting him when he's trying to be nice to her. And of course, with the way life works, he's the middle child in every way. Everybody dotes on little Hazel and praises Kellen for excelling in school.

And yet Cooper just wakes up every day smiling, does everything he is supposed to, nice to everybody, easy going, lets most things roll off his back (though one day, he is going to obliterate his brother and I might just turn a blind eye). Perfectly content to spend all day outside playing sports or just curling up on the couch to watch sports or the Simpsons. Treats his sister like a princess even when she's mean to him and is constantly being asked over to friends' houses on the strength of good manners and low maintenance.

So I'm taking him out of school early today (emailed his teacher Monday for approval to make sure he didn't have a test or an activity), road tripping with him down to Eugene and going to the Ducks/Arizona game. I rented Rocky II from the library and he'll watch that while we drive down. He saw Rocky this month and can't wait to see the rest of the series (I refuse to show him V, though). Little man is pumped up for the night and so am I. He deserves a little special treatment.

tl;dr proud dad, excited for the night, Go Ducks.

You're a good man.

 

[General Malaise]

George Brett is bad-###.

Office loved that.

 

[General Malaise]

Taking Cooper in the Middle to the Ducks game tonight. Poor dude is always getting it bad from both ends. Big brother belittles him, bosses him around, dismisses him, ignores him. Little sister for some reason chooses him to take out her frustrations at being a 2 year old, always yelling at him, hitting him when he's trying to be nice to her. And of course, with the way life works, he's the middle child in every way. Everybody dotes on little Hazel and praises Kellen for excelling in school.

And yet Cooper just wakes up every day smiling, does everything he is supposed to, nice to everybody, easy going, lets most things roll off his back (though one day, he is going to obliterate his brother and I might just turn a blind eye). Perfectly content to spend all day outside playing sports or just curling up on the couch to watch sports or the Simpsons. Treats his sister like a princess even when she's mean to him and is constantly being asked over to friends' houses on the strength of good manners and low maintenance.

So I'm taking him out of school early today (emailed his teacher Monday for approval to make sure he didn't have a test or an activity), road tripping with him down to Eugene and going to the Ducks/Arizona game. I rented Rocky II from the library and he'll watch that while we drive down. He saw Rocky this month and can't wait to see the rest of the series (I refuse to show him V, though). Little man is pumped up for the night and so am I. He deserves a little special treatment.

tl;dr proud dad, excited for the night, Go Ducks.

Hope Cooper doesn't like tightly-contested defensive battles, the total's up to 84.

I was laughing when it was 79. Jesus....this game is going to take 5 hours to play.

 

[Osaurus]

I probably asked this already...

Eminence is one of you, right? Playing the "entitled, uppity defensive dumb young white guy" schtick?

Guilty

It would make me feel a lot better to believe you.

Hope he is just a really well done fishing trip or I will weep for the future

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Twice a year? WTF?

 

[Gadzooks]

There's a freshman basketballer for Maryland named Michal Cekovsky. Seems somewhat relevant.

First openly hpv-positive player in NCAA history.

 

[Ignoramus]

Taking Cooper in the Middle to the Ducks game tonight. Poor dude is always getting it bad from both ends. Big brother belittles him, bosses him around, dismisses him, ignores him. Little sister for some reason chooses him to take out her frustrations at being a 2 year old, always yelling at him, hitting him when he's trying to be nice to her. And of course, with the way life works, he's the middle child in every way. Everybody dotes on little Hazel and praises Kellen for excelling in school.

And yet Cooper just wakes up every day smiling, does everything he is supposed to, nice to everybody, easy going, lets most things roll off his back (though one day, he is going to obliterate his brother and I might just turn a blind eye). Perfectly content to spend all day outside playing sports or just curling up on the couch to watch sports or the Simpsons. Treats his sister like a princess even when she's mean to him and is constantly being asked over to friends' houses on the strength of good manners and low maintenance.

So I'm taking him out of school early today (emailed his teacher Monday for approval to make sure he didn't have a test or an activity), road tripping with him down to Eugene and going to the Ducks/Arizona game. I rented Rocky II from the library and he'll watch that while we drive down. He saw Rocky this month and can't wait to see the rest of the series (I refuse to show him V, though). Little man is pumped up for the night and so am I. He deserves a little special treatment.

tl;dr proud dad, excited for the night, Go Ducks.

Good job, Pop.

 

[Gadzooks]

George Brett is bad-###.

That never gets old for me.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I'm eating deli turkey with a best by date of Sept 19. Pray for me.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I'm eating deli turkey with a best by date of Sept 19. Pray for me.

Thinking of sending out an official fb prayer request for this one.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm eating deli turkey with a best by date of Sept 19. Pray for me.

Thinking of sending out an official fb prayer request for this one.

When Jesus made all of that bread, do you think he said "Oh yeah, just eat this whenever you get around to it."

 

[Foosball God]

I'm eating deli turkey with a best by date of Sept 19. Pray for me.

That's just the date the lawyers make them put on. I'm sure it's fine.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

UPDATE: Feeling slightly lightheaded

 

[kevzilla]

Live blogging your food poisoning is good shtick.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

he was at my restaurant

I didn't know you were a restaurant guy...you're no Abe or Bentley when it comes to talking about your job.

One of the local sports radio guys is a Kansas transplant and huge Royals fan. He loves George Brett. Said the guy can spin a yarn like no other.

he was holding court. him and some front office guys in a private room. story after story. very amusing to say the least

 

[Idiot Boxer]

UPDATE: Feeling slightly lightheaded

I think this was just related to navigating three flights of stairs. Not food related.

Drinking Monster Rehab. Unsure if this will help/hurt the current state of affairs.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Update: It isn't ebola. You guys can come back.