GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)

[Henry Ford]

Since there's still a chance I could die today I'm posting crap. Get bent.

Drunk koala

Update

Nice moves, but that cat could lose some weight.

 

[Abraham]

That's sendational.

 

[Guster]

Took some guys from The Chive to lunch yesterday and ended up back at their office, which is awesome. Pool tables, golden tee, three bars, etc. the girls that work there are all knockouts. But the coolest thing is that the founder apparently is a big Banksy fan and they have three originals on the walls, including this garage door piece.

http://tinypic.com/r/fmlysz/8

The Chive has offices? Weird. I bet if you took a blacklight to that place, it'd light up like Times Square.

80 people work there. It's about 12k square feet.

My work has 16k square feet for 8 people

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Band of Horses came on my Pandora. I forgot about these guys.

Sounds like they owe you a new Pandora.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Took some guys from The Chive to lunch yesterday and ended up back at their office, which is awesome. Pool tables, golden tee, three bars, etc. the girls that work there are all knockouts. But the coolest thing is that the founder apparently is a big Banksy fan and they have three originals on the walls, including this garage door piece. http://tinypic.com/r/fmlysz/8

The Chive has offices? Weird. I bet if you took a blacklight to that place, it'd light up like Times Square.

80 people work there. It's about 12k square feet.

My work has 16k square feet for 8 people

Farmer?

 

[Ignoramus]

Took some guys from The Chive to lunch yesterday and ended up back at their office, which is awesome. Pool tables, golden tee, three bars, etc. the girls that work there are all knockouts. But the coolest thing is that the founder apparently is a big Banksy fan and they have three originals on the walls, including this garage door piece. http://tinypic.com/r/fmlysz/8

The Chive has offices? Weird. I bet if you took a blacklight to that place, it'd light up like Times Square.

80 people work there. It's about 12k square feet.

My work has 16k square feet for 8 people

Farmer?

Forklift driver?

 

[fdas2]

2k for 1 person here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Probably a repost (one nsfw word)

 

[bentley]

Starting to drink

Starting to pass out in my computer chair.

I'll take it from here. Homer will be getting off work soon and that'll lead us to UH. We're good.Had the ceo of another company hand me his card tonight and offer me a job any time I wanted one. Felt pretty damn good.

Dropping the kids off at church for a few hours tonight so we can finish Christmas shopping. Or just blow it off and hang out at a bar.

Taking the boys to a model train display in Round Rock tomorrow. I'd see if Abe wanted to meet up but we know how that would turn out.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Thug cat (nsfw lyrics)

I've watched this like 12 times and crack up each time. I need help.

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not as great but song rules

(bonus classic)

 

[Henry Ford]

So... Let's say Rogaine is working, but my ginger hair is growing in black in the new spots. Does that mean I'm an alien now? Are there other powers that come with this?

 

[T Bell]

Because I haven't posted anything terrible in a couple of minutes, I found out tonight my GB's oldest daughter, Cal's age, has epilepsy. :( Pretty sure he's the nicest person I've ever met in my life. Plus I love hanging with him because he's 6'7 and chicks always think he is, or was now, a professional athlete. Always fun. I'll take some T&P's on this one. Poor kid.

Sorry, man. That's obviously not good, but it can be pretty controllable, no?

 

[Henry Ford]

Also, today is 12/13/14. None of us will see a consecutive date like that again.

Enjoy today, folks. We shall not pass this way again.

 

[Henry Ford]

Because I haven't posted anything terrible in a couple of minutes, I found out tonight my GB's oldest daughter, Cal's age, has epilepsy. :( Pretty sure he's the nicest person I've ever met in my life. Plus I love hanging with him because he's 6'7 and chicks always think he is, or was now, a professional athlete. Always fun. I'll take some T&P's on this one. Poor kid.

sorry, man. TPW

 

[mr roboto]

Also, today is 12/13/14. None of us will see a consecutive date like that again.

Enjoy today, folks. We shall not pass this way again.

Woah. I've gotta do something special today!Meh. Too much work.

 

[Henry Ford]

Also, today is 12/13/14. None of us will see a consecutive date like that again.

Enjoy today, folks. We shall not pass this way again.

Woah. I've gotta do something special today!Meh. Too much work.

I'm going to drink 15 beers.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Also, today is 12/13/14. None of us will see a consecutive date like that again.

Enjoy today, folks. We shall not pass this way again.

The old man would have been 66 today

:tips40ofdietcoke:

 

[bentley]

So... Let's say Rogaine is working, but my ginger hair is growing in black in the new spots. Does that mean I'm an alien now? Are there other powers that come with this?

It appears that you may be growing tiny bits of a soul.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Also, today is 12/13/14. None of us will see a consecutive date like that again.

Enjoy today, folks. We shall not pass this way again.

Maybe Mr Ham can make a California Hold 'Em Calendar and get us a couple extra months added.

 

[mr roboto]

Also, today is 12/13/14. None of us will see a consecutive date like that again.

Enjoy today, folks. We shall not pass this way again.

Woah. I've gotta do something special today!Meh. Too much work.

I'm going to drink 15 beers.

I bet I could stretch myself and pass out extra early tonight. Maybe by 9pm this time.

 

[Henry Ford]

So... Let's say Rogaine is working, but my ginger hair is growing in black in the new spots. Does that mean I'm an alien now? Are there other powers that come with this?

It appears that you may be growing tiny bits of a soul.

####. That's going to complicate my career.

 

[bentley]

In other soulless news I'm buying new glasses today because PR chick says I need an updated style befitting of a marketing VP. I'm pretty sure my grandfather, who stormed the beaches of Normandy and scratched out a living out of the earth for decades, is probably rolling over in his grave.

 

[mr roboto]

So... Let's say Rogaine is working, but my ginger hair is growing in black in the new spots. Does that mean I'm an alien now? Are there other powers that come with this?

It appears that you may be growing tiny bits of a soul.

####. That's going to complicate my career.

 

[bentley]

So... Let's say Rogaine is working, but my ginger hair is growing in black in the new spots. Does that mean I'm an alien now? Are there other powers that come with this?

It appears that you may be growing tiny bits of a soul.

####. That's going to complicate my career.

Apparently your soul is black so that should be good for lawyerin'.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Aqualung Baby got them jumping in the boat

 

[Henry Ford]

In other soulless news I'm buying new glasses today because PR chick says I need an updated style befitting of a marketing VP. I'm pretty sure my grandfather, who stormed the beaches of Normandy and scratched out a living out of the earth for decades, is probably rolling over in his grave.

I bet your grandpa would have worn funny glasses to bang a PR chick.

 

[Josie Maran]

In other soulless news I'm buying new glasses today because PR chick says I need an updated style befitting of a marketing VP. I'm pretty sure my grandfather, who stormed the beaches of Normandy and scratched out a living out of the earth for decades, is probably rolling over in his grave.

Damn kids with your glasses and marketings.

 

[Osaurus]

Eating at a vegan friendly place in Daytona...wish me luck

 

[Henry Ford]

Eating at a vegan friendly place in Daytona...wish me luck

Good luck. It's good that there are restaurants that allow those crazy kids in, now.

 

[Annyong]

Vegan friendly means they still serve meat right?

 

[Annyong]

I got day drunk at that bubba gump in Daytona a couple years ago

 

[Henry Ford]

Vegan friendly means they still serve meat right?

I think it just means the meat dishes aren't made out of vegans.

 

[Josie Maran]

Vegan friendly means they still serve meat right?

Yeah, but they're total ##### about it.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Had the ceo of another company hand me his card tonight and offer me a job any time I wanted one. Felt pretty damn good.

He slip you the card under the table?

Everything happened above the table, guy. .

Nah, he was straight up, talked to me a bit and simply said he'd love to me work for him and just call him and he'd make it happen. The dude is a pretty big deal in LA/SoCal area. I was honored

 

[krista4]

So... Let's say Rogaine is working, but my ginger hair is growing in black in the new spots. Does that mean I'm an alien now? Are there other powers that come with this?

It appears that you may be growing tiny bits of a soul.

ALL THE LIKES!

 

[Josie Maran]

So... Let's say Rogaine is working, but my ginger hair is growing in black in the new spots. Does that mean I'm an alien now? Are there other powers that come with this?

It appears that you may be growing tiny bits of a soul.

ALL THE LIKES!

Just one from me.

 

[krista4]

Just looking through Facebook and will be adding Mrs. Ignoramus to my list of GMTAN spousal crushes.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Waited in line for 39min today just to purchase stamps.

 

[fdas2]

Waited in line for 39min today just to purchase stamps.

 

[cosjobs]

I finally found a gift worthy of my ss recipient. Should be delivered within a week.

There's no limit on how much we spend, right?

And by limit, I mean minimum amount.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Waited in line for 39min today just to purchase stamps.

 

[UniAlias]

I'm amazed it takes 80 people to post pictures of chicks in revealing clothing and screen press ugly t-shirts for douchbags to wear.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm amazed it takes 80 people to post pictures of chicks in revealing clothing and screen press ugly t-shirts for douchbags to wear.

It does seem like a lot of bloat.

 

[Josie Maran]

I'm amazed it takes 80 people to post pictures of chicks in revealing clothing and screen press ugly t-shirts for douchbags to wear.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm amazed it takes 80 people to post pictures of chicks in revealing clothing and screen press ugly t-shirts for douchbags to wear.

I don't know what this means, but I trust Uni so

I'm off to get a pedicure

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Just looking through Facebook and will be adding Mrs. Ignoramus to my list of GMTAN spousal crushes.

 

[-fish-]

Damn this dating one person thing. I got invited to a cocktail party for a group of nurses. The hostess called me and said several of them are hot and single, and said she's short on single guys for this shindig.

I already have plans with the ladyfriend.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Waited in line for 39min today just to purchase stamps.

you know they're available at any grocery store right? that's nuts!