GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[Mr. Pickles]

I already have plans with the lady friend.

Incorrect.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

i don't know much about my SS person, booze will always work. are we buying real gifts or bs crap?

 

[-fish-]

i don't know much about my SS person, booze will always work. are we buying real gifts or bs crap?

Yes

 

[Josie Maran]

i don't know much about my SS person, booze will always work. are we buying real gifts or bs crap?

Send me a bottle of booze and I'll tell you if it's acceptable.

 

[Ignoramus]

Just looking through Facebook and will be adding Mrs. Ignoramus to my list of GMTAN spousal crushes.

 

[Ignoramus]

Talking of teh Book Faces, who is CB?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Because I haven't posted anything terrible in a couple of minutes, I found out tonight my GB's oldest daughter, Cal's age, has epilepsy. :( Pretty sure he's the nicest person I've ever met in my life. Plus I love hanging with him because he's 6'7 and chicks always think he is, or was now, a professional athlete. Always fun. I'll take some T&P's on this one. Poor kid.

Sorry, man. That's obviously not good, but it can be pretty controllable, no?

Thanks man. My cousin's oldest daughter, now 18, was diagnosed with epilepsy at about the same age. It's eventually controllable but there is a long road ahead with medical tests and trying to figure out what drugs will work the best. It really set my cousin's daughter back academically and emotionally. Sweet as sugar she is but definitely "off" if you know what I mean.

 

[Josie Maran]

For shuke, mainly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2859491/Lingerie-clad-woman-makes-music-meat-rhythmically-slapping-raw-beef-fish-against-bare-body-parts.html

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Took some guys from The Chive to lunch yesterday and ended up back at their office, which is awesome. Pool tables, golden tee, three bars, etc. the girls that work there are all knockouts. But the coolest thing is that the founder apparently is a big Banksy fan and they have three originals on the walls, including this garage door piece.

http://tinypic.com/r/fmlysz/8

Good thing you didn't post any of these pics instead of a garage door.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For shuke, mainly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2859491/Lingerie-clad-woman-makes-music-meat-rhythmically-slapping-raw-beef-fish-against-bare-body-parts.html

Would be better if she slapped raw meat on that face.

 

[fdas2]

Talking of teh Book Faces, who is CB?

Me, ######

 

[Limp Ditka]

For shuke, mainly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2859491/Lingerie-clad-woman-makes-music-meat-rhythmically-slapping-raw-beef-fish-against-bare-body-parts.html

Would be better if she slapped raw meat on that face.

:helloexactly:

 

[Annyong]

Talking of teh Book Faces, who is CB?

Me, ######

Even uglier than I thought

 

[fdas2]

Talking of teh Book Faces, who is CB?

Me, ######

Even uglier than I thought

Praying your kid kicks you in the balls

 

[Ignoramus]

Talking of teh Book Faces, who is CB?

Me, ######

Even uglier than I thought

Not as fat as I had hoped though.

 

[fdas2]

Talking of teh Book Faces, who is CB?

Me, ######

Even uglier than I thought

Not as fat as I had hoped though.

Rarley drunk anymore. I could change my name to Stupid. That part is still spot on.

 

[Drifter]

I showed up with the ladyfriend (she's going to need a name at some point) around 6:30. Charv was already there. Things started slowly, since it was just the three of us and we were just off work and sober. Good sign was after the first drink she started ordering double tall vodkas to get in the spirit of things, which also meant that each round now included shots of fireball. Drifter arrived, drinking ramped up, and fireball was abandoned for tequila.

I should have known things would go south when the waitress brought us a round of tequila shots we didn't order when she brought our quite impressive tab (thanks for splitting that, drifter).

I proposed going to the dive across the street for darts or pool, but somehow it got turned into bowling, possibly because my (date? girlfriend? woman who will never talk to me again?) said she would dominate all of us. we ended up all going separately to a bowling alley in west seattle, where she texted me "I'm the only woman in this place." pretty sure she thought this was the beginning of a porn shoot.

she opened a tab, which as far as I know is still open. Drifter also opened a tab. Pitchers upon pitchers of beer were brought to us, and she made good on her promise to destroy all of us at bowling, despite the fact that Drifter went home and showed up with his own shoes and ball. every pitcher was accompanied by a round of shots. at some point, I don't think we were even ordering them anymore but they just kept coming. since she declined the shots but people kept bringing one for her each round, I was taking hers and mine each time. Rude and Rudewife showed up for the second game.

I lose things right about there. Vaguely remember falling with a shot in my hand, hitting my head and spilling it on my face.

I can't believe you spilled a shot

A later report suggests he spilled several. This sounds pretty catastrophic.

In keeping with the Bill Murray theme, this is how I imagine fish at that fateful moment.

That's pretty accurate

 

[Ignoramus]

Wife wants me to go to church. At 5. This evening.

There's no way I can be blamed for instead sitting on the couch and drinking beer until she gets back from church, is there?

 

[Josie Maran]

Wife wants me to go to church. At 5. This evening.

There's no way I can be blamed for instead sitting on the couch and drinking beer until she gets back from church, is there?

You going to heaven anytime soon? I say #### it.

 

[krista4]

Wife wants me to go to church. At 5. This evening.

There's no way I can be blamed for instead sitting on the couch and drinking beer until she gets back from church, is there?

UPDATE: Mrs. Ignoramus no longer on my GMTAN spousal crush list.

 

[Ignoramus]

Wife wants me to go to church. At 5. This evening.

There's no way I can be blamed for instead sitting on the couch and drinking beer until she gets back from church, is there?

UPDATE: Mrs. Ignoramus no longer on my GMTAN spousal crush list.

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[Abraham]

Wife wants me to go to church. At 5. This evening.

There's no way I can be blamed for instead sitting on the couch and drinking beer until she gets back from church, is there?

Tell her we have a call about our magic football tea for tomorrow's big game at that time

 

[Ignoramus]

Crisis averted. Army/Navy game on. Beer in hand. No drama.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Church seems tedious.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Damn this dating one person thing. I got invited to a cocktail party for a group of nurses. The hostess called me and said several of them are hot and single, and said she's short on single guys for this shindig.

I already have plans with the ladyfriend.

Do what my buddy did once

Call and tell her your grandma (aunt Karen, whatever, as long as they are old and technologically inept) got a new Blu-ray (TV, etc) and they need help setting it up

Let her stew for a bit then call and say you made the whole thing up but only cause long lost buddy back from the war or whatnot is in town and you felt guilty lying to her

"Oh...just go and have fun" she'll say

And then you have pulled off the patented double lie

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Wife wants me to go to church. At 5. This evening.

There's no way I can be blamed for instead sitting on the couch and drinking beer until she gets back from church, is there?

But it's not Christmas or Easter

 

[Osaurus]

Watching this show with freaks disguising hoarding as Christmas decorating.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Being monogamous sounds tedious.

 

[krista4]

Damn this dating one person thing. I got invited to a cocktail party for a group of nurses. The hostess called me and said several of them are hot and single, and said she's short on single guys for this shindig.

I already have plans with the ladyfriend.

Do what my buddy did once

Call and tell her your grandma (aunt Karen, whatever, as long as they are old and technologically inept) got a new Blu-ray (TV, etc) and they need help setting it up

Let her stew for a bit then call and say you made the whole thing up but only cause long lost buddy back from the war or whatnot is in town and you felt guilty lying to her

"Oh...just go and have fun" she'll say

And then you have pulled off the patented double lie

Whoa.

 

[belljr]

Why would have to lie about long lost buddy in the first place

 

[Sammy3469]

Church seems tedious.

Seems?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Why would have to lie about long lost buddy in the first place

I'm guessing he thought it up after he realized his first lie was so dumb

Either way it worked for him

 

[belljr]

Why would have to lie about long lost buddy in the first place

I'm guessing he thought it up after he realized his first lie was so dumbEither way it worked for him

wimmens are dumb I mean i get both were a lie I just don't get why one would have to lie about seeing a buddy ..seems both are equally bad.....

 

[facook]

Sorry about all the FR on the FB from my slave name. I have a good reason. The first being that after Cal's medicine did indeed go generic, UHC, then tells me it will be months before they will decide it they will cover it. Neat, not what they've been telling me since August. I haven't decided if I want to raise hell or not. I think it is "only" going to be $170 a month.

I felt honored.

 

[mr roboto]

So we had no Khalua for an egg nog drink so I'm rolling with nog, brandy, vanilla vodka and Hershey syrup. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Abraham]

Kev / I am at the round rock Christmas house lawn display that has been on the news. It is ducking awesome. Make it over if you can.

 

[Henry Ford]

So we had no Khalua for an egg nog drink so I'm rolling with nog, brandy, vanilla vodka and Hershey syrup. What could possibly go wrong?

Every time I drink something like that I wake up married.

 

[-fish-]

I'm drinking white russians for the first time in probably 20 years. Can't remember exactly how I used to make them when I was bartending. Should have it down before the lady gets here.

 

[kevzilla]

The -fish- abides

 

[cosjobs]

I'm drinking white russians for the first time in probably 20 years. Can't remember exactly how I used to make them when I was bartending. Should have it down before the lady gets here.

one part vodka, one part kalhua, one part half and half

 

[Limp Ditka]

I hear nurses like White Russians

 

[-fish-]

I'm drinking white russians for the first time in probably 20 years. Can't remember exactly how I used to make them when I was bartending. Should have it down before the lady gets here.

one part vodka, one part kalhua, one part half and half

I add Bailey's, and more vodka.

 

[Annyong]

White Russians are awesome.

 

[General Malaise]

white wine here. only one ingredient. going to break open some Prestone later.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Church seems tedious.

Seems?

Been awhile.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Waited in line for 39min today just to purchase stamps.

you know they're available at any grocery store right? that's nuts!

That was supposed to say 29 but still ridiculous. I needed 100 specific stamps for the Xmas cards.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I'm drinking white russians for the first time in probably 20 years. Can't remember exactly how I used to make them when I was bartending. Should have it down before the lady gets here.

one part vodka, one part kalhua, one part half and half

I add Bailey's, and more vodka.

White Russians replacing the milk with Bailey's was my goto law school drink at home drink.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Damn this dating one person thing. I got invited to a cocktail party for a group of nurses. The hostess called me and said several of them are hot and single, and said she's short on single guys for this shindig.

I already have plans with the ladyfriend.

Do what my buddy did onceCall and tell her your grandma (aunt Karen, whatever, as long as they are old and technologically inept) got a new Blu-ray (TV, etc) and they need help setting it up

Let her stew for a bit then call and say you made the whole thing up but only cause long lost buddy back from the war or whatnot is in town and you felt guilty lying to her

"Oh...just go and have fun" she'll say

And then you have pulled off the patented double lie

And two lies is a truth.

 

[krista4]

I just binge-watched Season One of House of Cards. Onto Season Two. Rockin' Saturday night.

 

[krista4]

Waited in line for 39min today just to purchase stamps.

you know they're available at any grocery store right? that's nuts!

That was supposed to say 29 but still ridiculous. I needed 100 specific stamps for the Xmas cards.

This isn't making it better.