GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

[BRONG]

At this point it's a fair question to ask whether Otis or Dentist has become more domesticated, humorless and boring in the last five years. I honestly can't call that one.

The greatest trick Otis ever played was convincing the FFA that he was interesting.

Dentist should probably be in jail.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Just remembered, slutty chicks husband asked me if I ever felt his wife's ####. I'm not really sure why. So I, naturally, put my hands on her boobs. He was . It didn't feel quite right then remembered she had a double mastectomy for breast cancer. I'm an idiot.

Still got it!

Right?

You're fine. She can't feel her #### either

 

[Ignoramus]

Just remembered, slutty chicks husband asked me if I ever felt his wife's ####. I'm not really sure why. So I, naturally, put my hands on her boobs. He was . It didn't feel quite right then remembered she had a double mastectomy for breast cancer. I'm an idiot.

JFC

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Found a movie gift card I forgot I had. About the only thing showing around the time the wife and I wanted to go was "Gone Girl". Yeesh. It was really hard for me not yell out "OH COME ON!" every 10 minutes but I was good.

I did say "KITTY!" nice and loud one time though.

 

[Ignoramus]

Abe, Pierre Thomas, Jason Witten, Desean Jackson or Muhammed Sanu?

 

[Abraham]

Abe, Pierre Thomas, Jason Witten, Desean Jackson or Muhammed Sanu?

Definitely not me, Thomas, or Sanu.

 

[Ignoramus]

Abe, Pierre Thomas, Jason Witten, Desean Jackson or Muhammed Sanu?

Definitely not me, Thomas, or Sanu.

Lests roll with Desean. Were gonna need the points he might put up.

 

[Frostillicus]

Found a movie gift card I forgot I had. About the only thing showing around the time the wife and I wanted to go was "Gone Girl". Yeesh. It was really hard for me not yell out "OH COME ON!" every 10 minutes but I was good.

I did say "KITTY!" nice and loud one time though.

Shocker.

 

[Henry Ford]

I just realized I'm going against Jay Cutler this week in every fantasy league.

 

[Ignoramus]

I just realized I'm going against Jay Cutler this week in every fantasy league.

How does a team stating Cutler make the playoffs?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

http://deadspin.com/butthole-eaten-at-lions-tailgate-1670931368?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[Limp Ditka]

I just realized I'm going against Jay Cutler this week in every fantasy league.

How does a team stating Cutler make the playoffs?

Currently ranked 8th and 9th in my two leagues

 

[Limp Ditka]

http://deadspin.com/butthole-eaten-at-lions-tailgate-1670931368?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Now that's what you call a Hippleing

 

[Henry Ford]

I just realized I'm going against Jay Cutler this week in every fantasy league.

How does a team stating Cutler make the playoffs?

One has Leveon Bell and another is stacked at every other position, but has trouble picking QBs in dynasty.The situation varies, but I think a lot of Cutler owners made the playoffs.

 

[Ignoramus]

I just realized I'm going against Jay Cutler this week in every fantasy league.

How does a team stating Cutler make the playoffs?

Currently ranked 8th and 9th in my two leagues

Pffft. He's no Mark Sanchez.

 

[El Floppo]

Drunk and watching rodeo.

Drunk and watching Boardwalk Empire. MY TV IS BETTER!Supposed to go for a 9 mile run in the morning so I should probably stop drinking.

Annoying > What's the current GMTAN Half Marathon time to beat?

1:40:39

1:32:54

Unless current means "this year" and not PR

 

[Abraham]

Sanchez going to have a huge game tonight.

Jeremy hill doing good work.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

1:32:53

 

[bentley]

Drunk and watching rodeo.

Drunk and watching Boardwalk Empire. MY TV IS BETTER!Supposed to go for a 9 mile run in the morning so I should probably stop drinking.

Annoying > What's the current GMTAN Half Marathon time to beat?

1:40:39

Jesus dude. No way I'm beating that. Would be VERY happy breaking 1:45.

 

[Ignoramus]

Sanchez going to have a huge game tonight.

Jeremy hill doing good work.

Hill should get us another 2 TDs. Add in Gronk's 2 second-half touchdowns and I'll feel a little better about this game.

 

[proninja]

Hey Rude, how about our Bills!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Hey Rude, how about our Bills!

Little early for this

 

[Osaurus]

Hey Rude, how about our Bills!

Little early for this

Nelson doing his part

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I LOVE OUR BILLS

 

[bentley]

Pro tip - Do not eat a pulled pork sandwich with two pints of IPA and then go on a nine mile run 45 minutes later. Unless gastric distress is your thing. In that case you should totally do it.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

JOES, wait.

 

[Annyong]

Drunk and watching rodeo.

Drunk and watching Boardwalk Empire. MY TV IS BETTER!Supposed to go for a 9 mile run in the morning so I should probably stop drinking.

Annoying > What's the current GMTAN Half Marathon time to beat?

1:40:39

Jesus dude. No way I'm beating that. Would be VERY happy breaking 1:45.

Good luck, but it looks like we got a lot of work to do to catch Flopski and Old Balls Malloy.

 

[mr roboto]

I love Teddy Bridgewater.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

1:32:52.9

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I love Teddy Bridgewater.

apparently, he loves throwing INTs

 

[mr roboto]

I love Teddy Bridgewater.

apparently, he loves throwing INTs

I jinxed him.

 

[Annyong]

Wait, maybe it's all the Zimas I've had today, but it Robotron cheering for the Vikings since he moved up to bonertown?

 

[mr roboto]

Wait, maybe it's all the Zimas I've had today, but it Robotron cheering for the Vikings since he moved up to bonertown?

I haven't moved yet. I've always been a Vikes fan. Grew up in MN.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wait, maybe it's all the Zimas I've had today, but it Robotron cheering for the Vikings since he moved up to bonertown?

I haven't moved yet. I've always been a Vikes fan. Grew up in MN.

dynamite drop-in, AE

 

[Mr. Pickles]

AE is a Vikings fan because, yay cold places?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just remembered, slutty chicks husband asked me if I ever felt his wife's ####. I'm not really sure why. So I, naturally, put my hands on her boobs. He was . It didn't feel quite right then remembered she had a double mastectomy for breast cancer. I'm an idiot.

Still got it!

Right?

You're fine. She can't feel her #### either

She had her head turned and didn't feel a thing. I felt the euphoria of everybody laughing their asses off though. Good times.

 

[El Floppo]

1:32:53

 

[El Floppo]

Drunk and watching rodeo.

Drunk and watching Boardwalk Empire. MY TV IS BETTER!Supposed to go for a 9 mile run in the morning so I should probably stop drinking.

Annoying > What's the current GMTAN Half Marathon time to beat?

1:40:39

Jesus dude. No way I'm beating that. Would be VERY happy breaking 1:45.

Good luck, but it looks like we got a lot of work to do to catch Flopski and Old Balls Malloy.

ftr, my current time is... what's the date again? pretty much still working to run one mile this year.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Wait..roboto is AE?

God my notebook sucks.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Woke up with a sore throat. Just started drinking.

 

[bentley]

Woke up with a sore throat. Just started drinking.

Pretty much always a good idea.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Woke up with a sore throat. Just started drinking.

Pretty much always a good idea.

Should have started earlier.

 

[Annyong]

Bentley> got a race coming up?

Running related: After the Chicago Marathon in October, I've gained 15 pounds. Ran 5 miles today because I was nervous that Bentley would be getting faster than me. Current weight 190.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wait..roboto is AE?

God my notebook sucks.

Not really

 

[Abraham]

lesean McCoy and mark Ingram

Vs

Sanchez, Dez, and our bears

Exactly what we planned back in August

 

[bentley]

Bentley> got a race coming up?

Running related: After the Chicago Marathon in October, I've gained 15 pounds. Ran 5 miles today because I was nervous that Bentley would be getting faster than me. Current weight 190.

3M half marathon in late January. Supposed to be a fast course. Running it with a couple buddies that I'm pretty competitive with all the way around so I'm training relatively hard.

 

[Frostillicus]

You people are your running ridiculous distances.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/WctRwDv.gif Wait for it

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm working from home tomorrow and I already got everything done I could possibly need to do before like noon. Kind of feeling like drinking copious amounts of vodka tonight.

 

[mr roboto]

Wait..roboto is AE?

God my notebook sucks.

O #### no. He's Gene Sackman now I think.