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Frostillicus
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
I was going to go to bed an hour and a half ago. These beers were great, don't get me wrong, but I blame you
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
I'm gonna have one more
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
That one went quickly..... 
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
It's almost been two years since I took a chunk of flesh off my finger with a mandolin.Get her one of these. Then she can use all of her graters and even a mandoline.We have like 4 regular graters. I don't ask questions at this point
The thought of it still makes my stomach turn.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Is there a way to get rid of a phone that's completely fried so that no one can ever access the data? On top of shattering my tablet last week, yesterday my phone just straight up stopped working. Flickered, then smelled like smoke and made a whining noise. I have a new one coming, but I can't even turn this one on the empty it. Giant magnet? Lava? Any other ideas?
Josie Maran
Footballguy
mr roboto
Footballguy
Hammer? Let Guster give it an STD?
Ignoramus
Footballguy
I drive a self-tapping sheet metal screw into my hard drives or drill a couple of holes through them before trashing.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Keep a bucket full of acid by the door...
just in case I gotta throw away my 'yo
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Sammy3469
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
What's a 'yo? Are yo-yos back in? I'm pretty good with a yo-yo.
So you know Colby Rasmus too?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
GPJ gets it. Screw you guys.
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Our Illinois State Redbirds are having a fantastic season imoAlso have a cousin that's a huge U of I(llinois) fan.
'it's our state's team!'
So is SIU, NIU, EIU, ISU, etc... why not root for them too?
FCS semis
Get your cousin on the bandwagon, LD. All of our cousins should be supporting our Redbirds imo
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
charvik
Footballguy
I guess I owe a recap of Seattle hole, long overdue due to work.
I actually ended the day early on Thursday, which is not the norm, and headed straight to the bar where I would be meeting up with Fish and Fish-lady. I didn't have much hope of seeing anyone, considering the kristas had Ebola and important meeting with chimney sweeps, all others seemed MIA, doula meetings, etc etc, but hey, I'm was sure they had alcohol at bar, so why not.
I think I arrived at 4.30-ish, and proceeded straight to the bar. I noticed the bar shared a parking lot with a gentlemens establishment, interesting (#stulife).
Guinness was on tap, and the bartender was friendly. The pace was pretty empty, besides some corporate groups, and she commenced pouring me my first couple of glasses, handed over some shots (because apparently I looked like I needed them), and chatted with me for a while.Fish texted he was on the way, but that they were delayed due to wardrobe issues (?). I closed my 6 Guinness tab, which didn't contain any of the shots, or my food. WINNING!
Grabbed a booth, and after a couple of hours fish and lady showed up. I was told that Drifter would join later. I was also told that under no circumstances would we order shots, because that wouldn't be good. A round of drinks and good conversation later, fish ordered the first round of shots. Drifter arrived and the next round of shots were ordered, followed by the realization that drifter reacts badly to cinnamon, so maybe fireball was the wrong choice. More great conversations, around gambling, Swedish chess prodigies, early career choices, including the unholy triumvirate of careers (fish won), why the #### I decided to leave Europe, herbal enhancements, horse racing, horses, stable girls, and various others, each accompanied of a round of shots.
At one point fish proclaimed he was the king of bar darts, which I vehemently disagreed with. Challenge accepted! New shots were ordered, now Tequila, and somehow drifter and MissT started talking about bowling, and how she would beat him were they to play. At this point I am not sure why, but somehow it was decided that we needed to go bowling. (Disclaimer: I do not bowl, have absolutely no interest, or talent, and my prior experience was at 15 and 18, and my top score was around 50-ish). Apparently we were going bowling, but I was promised the place had a bar, so why not. (Thanks for picking up that tab guys).
Drifter drove Fish and MissT to their cars, while I headed to bowling alley, in the middle of nowhere. Fish, MissT and myself made it to bowling alley bar, but no drifter... we figured he had dropped off, and we ordered a couple of pitchers. And shots, fireball again. MissT opened a tab, and I did as well. Mine included pitchers and Svedka. (Note: I know my close was $220-ish, and shots were $5 each). Drifter showed up, with HIS OWN SHOES AND BALL!!!!JUAN!!!!!!!1111111!
Bowling commenced, and I received a lot of tips on how to roll that crap... I'm pretty sure I had the wrong size ball, because my fingers kept getting stuck in the holes, but I couldn't find any bigger. Whatever... Each round (frame?) closed with shots and pitchers. Somehow I managed to beat drifter, and MissT mopped the floor with the lot of us. At one point Rude showed up with the lady, and more pitchers and shots were ordered. Some shot vids were produced. I'm pretty sure we scared her off of any future cornholing, but she seemed very nice. Around the end of round 2 of bowling fish went on a bar run, because we were out of shots, and came back balancing 6-8 shots in his hands, and slipped on a (probably caused by us) wet spot, and went down hard(!). All the shots ended up in his eyes, hair, and there was some uncertainty whether or not he required stitches. Kind of put an end to the festivities, and the group disbanded...
I still had parking left at the earlier place, and didn't want to let that go to waste...
#stulife
Back at the hotel around 4-ish, up at 7-ish for 10 hours of work (yay, head ache).
TL;DR recap: Much drinking, wow slippage, such headache; very wow, much stormy
I actually ended the day early on Thursday, which is not the norm, and headed straight to the bar where I would be meeting up with Fish and Fish-lady. I didn't have much hope of seeing anyone, considering the kristas had Ebola and important meeting with chimney sweeps, all others seemed MIA, doula meetings, etc etc, but hey, I'm was sure they had alcohol at bar, so why not.
I think I arrived at 4.30-ish, and proceeded straight to the bar. I noticed the bar shared a parking lot with a gentlemens establishment, interesting (#stulife).
Guinness was on tap, and the bartender was friendly. The pace was pretty empty, besides some corporate groups, and she commenced pouring me my first couple of glasses, handed over some shots (because apparently I looked like I needed them), and chatted with me for a while.Fish texted he was on the way, but that they were delayed due to wardrobe issues (?). I closed my 6 Guinness tab, which didn't contain any of the shots, or my food. WINNING!
Grabbed a booth, and after a couple of hours fish and lady showed up. I was told that Drifter would join later. I was also told that under no circumstances would we order shots, because that wouldn't be good. A round of drinks and good conversation later, fish ordered the first round of shots. Drifter arrived and the next round of shots were ordered, followed by the realization that drifter reacts badly to cinnamon, so maybe fireball was the wrong choice. More great conversations, around gambling, Swedish chess prodigies, early career choices, including the unholy triumvirate of careers (fish won), why the #### I decided to leave Europe, herbal enhancements, horse racing, horses, stable girls, and various others, each accompanied of a round of shots.
At one point fish proclaimed he was the king of bar darts, which I vehemently disagreed with. Challenge accepted! New shots were ordered, now Tequila, and somehow drifter and MissT started talking about bowling, and how she would beat him were they to play. At this point I am not sure why, but somehow it was decided that we needed to go bowling. (Disclaimer: I do not bowl, have absolutely no interest, or talent, and my prior experience was at 15 and 18, and my top score was around 50-ish). Apparently we were going bowling, but I was promised the place had a bar, so why not. (Thanks for picking up that tab guys).
Drifter drove Fish and MissT to their cars, while I headed to bowling alley, in the middle of nowhere. Fish, MissT and myself made it to bowling alley bar, but no drifter... we figured he had dropped off, and we ordered a couple of pitchers. And shots, fireball again. MissT opened a tab, and I did as well. Mine included pitchers and Svedka. (Note: I know my close was $220-ish, and shots were $5 each). Drifter showed up, with HIS OWN SHOES AND BALL!!!!JUAN!!!!!!!1111111!
Bowling commenced, and I received a lot of tips on how to roll that crap... I'm pretty sure I had the wrong size ball, because my fingers kept getting stuck in the holes, but I couldn't find any bigger. Whatever... Each round (frame?) closed with shots and pitchers. Somehow I managed to beat drifter, and MissT mopped the floor with the lot of us. At one point Rude showed up with the lady, and more pitchers and shots were ordered. Some shot vids were produced. I'm pretty sure we scared her off of any future cornholing, but she seemed very nice. Around the end of round 2 of bowling fish went on a bar run, because we were out of shots, and came back balancing 6-8 shots in his hands, and slipped on a (probably caused by us) wet spot, and went down hard(!). All the shots ended up in his eyes, hair, and there was some uncertainty whether or not he required stitches. Kind of put an end to the festivities, and the group disbanded...
I still had parking left at the earlier place, and didn't want to let that go to waste...
#stulifeBack at the hotel around 4-ish, up at 7-ish for 10 hours of work (yay, head ache).
TL;DR recap: Much drinking, wow slippage, such headache; very wow, much stormy
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Limp Ditka
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
How do the Swedes feel about Magnus Carlsen?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I watched all of the new netflix series "Marco Polo" on Sunday. I was doing laundry and putting new curtains and ish, so I figured why not.
It wasn't the greatest thing I've ever seen and not all that historically accurate, but hey Kung Fu and nood Asians (stu>hey)!
Main character (read:white guy) looked a lot like Theon from GoT, but is apparently some Italian actor.
It wasn't the greatest thing I've ever seen and not all that historically accurate, but hey Kung Fu and nood Asians (stu>hey)!
Main character (read:white guy) looked a lot like Theon from GoT, but is apparently some Italian actor.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Sammy3469
Footballguy
Apparently you missed the end of the first show. Loads of noods in shallow pools. Pretty sure this show has a good chance of not getting approved in England.
Foosball God
Foos
GM, clear out your PMs please
General Malaise
Footballguy
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
I learned a new word today...Oligomers
Henry Ford
Footballguy
That's a group of gas station attendants set up as absolute rulers of a Roman state, right?
cosjobs
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Is that like the Walton family? A family of hillbilly gomers taking over the government and industry?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
gianmarco
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