GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

Monkey thinks he's grabbing a banana opsAIDS:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The most interesting thing about King Charles, the first
Is that he was 5 foot 6 inches tall at the start of his reign
But only 4 foot 8 inches tall at the end of it because of
Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England Puritan
Born in 1599 and died in 1658 September

 

[Annyong]

Serious answer: Boston Tea Party

Fake answer: FDAS is a chode

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Kenesaw Mountain Landis renewed 7-years as baseball commissioner

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Link

 

[Frostillicus]

I don't want to finish watching The Wire anymore.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

First broadcast of "One Day at a Time" on CBS TV. White undershirt and tool belt sales soar.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I got some great news today, UHC is going to cover the generic. I'm glad I didn't go all scorched Earth. Of course my insurance might be changing in a couple of weeks.

EXTRA SPECIAL THANKS to GBUni for his help in getting a 3 month supply for me from his hot sister. You're the best, love you man.

 

[fdas2]

Serious answer: Boston Tea Party

Fake answer: FDAS is a chode

The next time I'm in Naperville, I'm going to burn your trailer down.

 

[kevzilla]

Uni has a lot of resources for a guy who's living outdoors.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Uni has a lot of resources for a guy who's living outdoors.

You would be amazed at what people throw away.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Abraham Lincoln bought his first slave.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

12:07:32 - Internet invented by Al Gore

12:07:33 - Man posts polaroid of naked ex-gf

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"Turning 40" Girls' Trip to Mexico thread makes me horny.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I don't want to finish watching The Wire anymore.

me either, ran out of steam or it kinda sucked. made it a couple episodes into season 4

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I don't want to finish watching The Wire anymore.

when you watch the end, it's one of the worst days ever because you know you'll never get to watch anything that awesome again.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I don't want to finish watching The Wire anymore.

me either, ran out of steam or it kinda sucked. made it a couple episodes into season 4

you're worse than ebola

 

[Frostillicus]

I don't want to finish watching The Wire anymore.

me either, ran out of steam or it kinda sucked. made it a couple episodes into season 4

Oh no, it's completely awesome. I've even liked season 5 so far, but with three episodes left something happened that was like a kick in the balls and the heart.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Uni has a lot of resources for a guy who's living outdoors.

You would be amazed at what people throw away.

"Dad? What's all over my pills?"

"Coffee grounds...just brush 'em off."

 

[DA RAIDERS]

meh. season one was great. season 2 was pretty good. season 3 was not that great. season 4 and the kids has kinda sucked.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

meh. season one was great. season 2 was pretty good. season 3 was not that great. season 4 and the kids has kinda sucked.

season 4 is the greatest single season in television history (and season 3 wasn't too far behind). you're delusional.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

meh. season one was great. season 2 was pretty good. season 3 was not that great. season 4 and the kids has kinda sucked.

Season 4 is the best season.

 

[Frostillicus]

Season 4 really was excellent. I'd rank them 4, 1, 2, 3, 5, but it's really close between the first four. Five is definitely the weakest, but it's still better than most TV.

I'm pretty surprised anybody would peter out.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

i guess i'll give it another go

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Uni has a lot of resources for a guy who's living outdoors.

You would be amazed at what people throw away.

"Dad? What's all over my pills?"

"Coffee grounds...just brush 'em off."

Cal "graduated" from D.A.R.E. today. I felt a little uneasy since I was really hungover and have done every drug they've discussed the perils of with the exception of heroin.

 

[Rustoleum]

Anybody want to guy Today in History? (actually I did tomorrow's today)

Slow down there Phil, you're going to lose us yesterday.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anybody want to guy Today in History? (actually I did tomorrow's today)

Slow down there Phil, you're going to lose us yesterday.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Uni has a lot of resources for a guy who's living outdoors.

You would be amazed at what people throw away.

"Dad? What's all over my pills?"

"Coffee grounds...just brush 'em off."

Cal "graduated" from D.A.R.E. today. I felt a little uneasy since I was really hungover and have done every drug they've discussed the perils of with the exception of heroin.

Good for him.

Actually DARE really doesn't work.

 

[UniAlias]

Uni has a lot of resources for a guy who's living outdoors.

You would be amazed at what people throw away.

"Dad? What's all over my pills?"

"Coffee grounds...just brush 'em off."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Uni has a lot of resources for a guy who's living outdoors.

You would be amazed at what people throw away.

"Dad? What's all over my pills?"

"Coffee grounds...just brush 'em off."

Cal "graduated" from D.A.R.E. today. I felt a little uneasy since I was really hungover and have done every drug they've discussed the perils of with the exception of heroin.

Good for him.

Actually DARE really doesn't work.

Yeah, no ####. It was mandatory though. It was pretty funny to watch a 100+ kids saying they would never drink alcohol. Even better was the cop running it. Bald white guy that obviously takes hitting the gym a little too seriously.

 

[El Floppo]

Tomorrow's today. Dammit

ok, phil.

 

[-fish-]

Shake up at my firm coming. Equal chances that one of these happens by Christmas: (1) I'm let go; (2) I'm offered a partnership; (3) the firm blows up, and some of the attorneys form a new firm.

Law is fun.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

HFS

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Shake up at my firm coming. Equal chances that one of these happens by Christmas: (1) I'm let go; (2) I'm offered a partnership; (3) the firm blows up, and some of the attorneys form a new firm.

Law is fun.

GLGB

 

[Osaurus]

I really do not like Nick Cave.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

SS gifts purchased. Can't believe I'm this far ahead. Now the miracle will be if mail it in time

 

[Abraham]

Hooray! We've hit that part of the year where all the women in my family have trouble getting along, they ask me to fix it, and then collectively get pissed at me when I cant.

 

[bentley]

Hooray! We've hit that part of the year where all the women in my family have trouble getting along, they ask me to fix it, and then collectively get pissed at me when I cant.

Are we still employed?

 

[Abraham]

Hooray! We've hit that part of the year where all the women in my family have trouble getting along, they ask me to fix it, and then collectively get pissed at me when I cant.

Are we still employed?

Yes, and now have s window view out over the capital and the hill country. It's amazing what happens when you something something something.

 

[Henry Ford]

Hooray! We've hit that part of the year where all the women in my family have trouble getting along, they ask me to fix it, and then collectively get pissed at me when I cant.

That's one part of your year?

 

[Abraham]

Hooray! We've hit that part of the year where all the women in my family have trouble getting along, they ask me to fix it, and then collectively get pissed at me when I cant.

That's one part of your year?

Fair point I suppose.

 

[Otis]

Hi guys.

You might know how to handle this. Yesterday Mrs. O went out day drinking in Brooklyn with her old girlfriends. She left me home way longer than she said she would. She came home a little sauced and a little guilty. As a result, at bedtime, there was special rewards for the O, including an outfit and stuff.

Anyway, so today on the train in I send her an e-mail referring to how hot she looked and what a great night it was and congratulating her on how I likely impregnated her. The conversation goes a few e-mails in, and I go about my day. Later she sends me a picture of the new stair runner that we had installed -- it looked great. My folks are always interested in all the stuff we've been doing to the house, so I forward the picture along. The problem? My lovely wife sent the picture in response to our thread from the morning, and so I ended up forwarding along the whole chain.

After some lengthy research I concluded you can't recall a Gmail message after 30 seconds.

How does one play this? I'm going to just play dumb and pretend like nothing happened, as though I didn't notice my screwup. Seems like the only route here.

TIA

 

[bentley]

Dumb is definitely the Hawk move.

 

[Abraham]

My parents probably wouldn't even known I had sent an email, much less read down through it.

 

[bentley]

Had lunch with a gal that works in PR today. She was smoking hot and great at conversation. What a surprise.

 

[Frostillicus]

Hi guys.

You might know how to handle this. Yesterday Mrs. O went out day drinking in Brooklyn with her old girlfriends. She left me home way longer than she said she would. She came home a little sauced and a little guilty. As a result, at bedtime, there was special rewards for the O, including an outfit and stuff.

Anyway, so today on the train in I send her an e-mail referring to how hot she looked and what a great night it was and congratulating her on how I likely impregnated her. The conversation goes a few e-mails in, and I go about my day. Later she sends me a picture of the new stair runner that we had installed -- it looked great. My folks are always interested in all the stuff we've been doing to the house, so I forward the picture along. The problem? My lovely wife sent the picture in response to our thread from the morning, and so I ended up forwarding along the whole chain.

After some lengthy research I concluded you can't recall a Gmail message after 30 seconds.

How does one play this? I'm going to just play dumb and pretend like nothing happened, as though I didn't notice my screwup. Seems like the only route here.

TIA

Duh

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Congrats on ####### your wife Oats

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I don't want to finish watching The Wire anymore.

me either, ran out of steam or it kinda sucked. made it a couple episodes into season 4

Die

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

i guess i'll give it another go

You don't deserve it. You do deserve an aids fire.

 

[krista4]

Shake up at my firm coming. Equal chances that one of these happens by Christmas: (1) I'm let go; (2) I'm offered a partnership; (3) the firm blows up, and some of the attorneys form a new firm.

Law is fun.

Is this a cut-and-paste of what you post every month?

I really do not like Nick Cave.

Nick Cave and I really do not like your face.