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Sitting on the floor in a half bath with one of the cats suffering through our pandemic. We are here because I have to give him drops in his eye every five minutes for 30 minutes, and if we aren't in here he will be hiding somewhere. We also get to squirt Afrin up his nose and the nose of another afflicted cat, as well as give them pills three times a day.

Don't be afraid to express your envy.

 
Should we be worried about these bags of broccoli you make in the microwave? Super convenient stuff and we eat a ton of it...this probably isn't the thing that kills me is it?

 
The steam smells like broccoli farts but it's totally worth it. Cut up a grilled chicken breast and toss with a little sea salt, evoo, butter, grated cheese. Eat it alone, or with a small handful of Ziti or rice if you prefer.

 
Like the bears season hasn't been embarrassing enough, here's the guy from Fall Out Boy to sing the national anthem to a nationwide audience

 
Otis said:
Hi guys.

You might know how to handle this. Yesterday Mrs. O went out day drinking in Brooklyn with her old girlfriends. She left me home way longer than she said she would. She came home a little sauced and a little guilty. As a result, at bedtime, there was special rewards for the O, including an outfit and stuff.

Anyway, so today on the train in I send her an e-mail referring to how hot she looked and what a great night it was and congratulating her on how I likely impregnated her. The conversation goes a few e-mails in, and I go about my day. Later she sends me a picture of the new stair runner that we had installed -- it looked great. My folks are always interested in all the stuff we've been doing to the house, so I forward the picture along. The problem? My lovely wife sent the picture in response to our thread from the morning, and so I ended up forwarding along the whole chain.

After some lengthy research I concluded you can't recall a Gmail message after 30 seconds.

How does one play this? I'm going to just play dumb and pretend like nothing happened, as though I didn't notice my screwup. Seems like the only route here.

TIA
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When I broke my neck at my parents cabin my wife left a vibrator on the night stand. That was embarrassing. This wouldn't bother me as much.
 
krista4 said:
Sitting on the floor in a half bath with one of the cats suffering through our pandemic. We are here because I have to give him drops in his eye every five minutes for 30 minutes, and if we aren't in here he will be hiding somewhere. We also get to squirt Afrin up his nose and the nose of another afflicted cat, as well as give them pills three times a day.

Don't be afraid to express your envy.
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:( My dog somehow managed to pull a "toe" off. I need to take him to the vet tomorrow.
 
St. Louis Bob said:
Otis said:
Hi guys.

You might know how to handle this. Yesterday Mrs. O went out day drinking in Brooklyn with her old girlfriends. She left me home way longer than she said she would. She came home a little sauced and a little guilty. As a result, at bedtime, there was special rewards for the O, including an outfit and stuff.

Anyway, so today on the train in I send her an e-mail referring to how hot she looked and what a great night it was and congratulating her on how I likely impregnated her. The conversation goes a few e-mails in, and I go about my day. Later she sends me a picture of the new stair runner that we had installed -- it looked great. My folks are always interested in all the stuff we've been doing to the house, so I forward the picture along. The problem? My lovely wife sent the picture in response to our thread from the morning, and so I ended up forwarding along the whole chain.

After some lengthy research I concluded you can't recall a Gmail message after 30 seconds.

How does one play this? I'm going to just play dumb and pretend like nothing happened, as though I didn't notice my screwup. Seems like the only route here.

TIA
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When I broke my neck at my parents cabin my wife left a vibrator on the night stand. That was embarrassing. This wouldn't bother me as much.
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I can't believe everyone is going to find out that you guys sleep with your wives!

 
St. Louis Bob said:
krista4 said:
Sitting on the floor in a half bath with one of the cats suffering through our pandemic. We are here because I have to give him drops in his eye every five minutes for 30 minutes, and if we aren't in here he will be hiding somewhere. We also get to squirt Afrin up his nose and the nose of another afflicted cat, as well as give them pills three times a day.

Don't be afraid to express your envy.
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:( My dog somehow managed to pull a "toe" off. I need to take him to the vet tomorrow.
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What? He actually lost a toe? :(

We've had five vet visits in the last six days. I'm just thankful none of this happened while we were on vacation. Our new petsitter sucked balls.

 
krista4 said:
St. Louis Bob said:
krista4 said:
Sitting on the floor in a half bath with one of the cats suffering through our pandemic. We are here because I have to give him drops in his eye every five minutes for 30 minutes, and if we aren't in here he will be hiding somewhere. We also get to squirt Afrin up his nose and the nose of another afflicted cat, as well as give them pills three times a day.

Don't be afraid to express your envy.
Click to expand...
:( My dog somehow managed to pull a "toe" off. I need to take him to the vet tomorrow.
Click to expand...
What? He actually lost a toe? :(

We've had five vet visits in the last six days. I'm just thankful none of this happened while we were on vacation. Our new petsitter sucked balls.
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Yes. He has extra claws a little higher up that just dangle there. I was drying his paws off and he started yelping. Then his claw was in my hand. I hope your cat hets better soon.

 
ScottNorwood said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Otis said:
Hi guys. You might know how to handle this. Yesterday Mrs. O went out day drinking in Brooklyn with her old girlfriends. She left me home way longer than she said she would. She came home a little sauced and a little guilty. As a result, at bedtime, there was special rewards for the O, including an outfit and stuff. Anyway, so today on the train in I send her an e-mail referring to how hot she looked and what a great night it was and congratulating her on how I likely impregnated her. The conversation goes a few e-mails in, and I go about my day. Later she sends me a picture of the new stair runner that we had installed -- it looked great. My folks are always interested in all the stuff we've been doing to the house, so I forward the picture along. The problem? My lovely wife sent the picture in response to our thread from the morning, and so I ended up forwarding along the whole chain. After some lengthy research I concluded you can't recall a Gmail message after 30 seconds. How does one play this? I'm going to just play dumb and pretend like nothing happened, as though I didn't notice my screwup. Seems like the only route here. TIA
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When I broke my neck at my parents cabin my wife left a vibrator on the night stand. That was embarrassing. This wouldn't bother me as much.
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I can't believe everyone is going to find out that you guys sleep with your wives!
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:confused: I have a very liberal family where sex isn't something to be ashamed of and openly discussed and talked about. Having your Dad handle your wife's sex toy is pushing the envelope even for me.
 
ScottNorwood said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Otis said:
Hi guys.

You might know how to handle this. Yesterday Mrs. O went out day drinking in Brooklyn with her old girlfriends. She left me home way longer than she said she would. She came home a little sauced and a little guilty. As a result, at bedtime, there was special rewards for the O, including an outfit and stuff.

Anyway, so today on the train in I send her an e-mail referring to how hot she looked and what a great night it was and congratulating her on how I likely impregnated her. The conversation goes a few e-mails in, and I go about my day. Later she sends me a picture of the new stair runner that we had installed -- it looked great. My folks are always interested in all the stuff we've been doing to the house, so I forward the picture along. The problem? My lovely wife sent the picture in response to our thread from the morning, and so I ended up forwarding along the whole chain.

After some lengthy research I concluded you can't recall a Gmail message after 30 seconds.

How does one play this? I'm going to just play dumb and pretend like nothing happened, as though I didn't notice my screwup. Seems like the only route here.

TIA
Click to expand...
When I broke my neck at my parents cabin my wife left a vibrator on the night stand. That was embarrassing. This wouldn't bother me as much.
Click to expand...
I can't believe everyone is going to find out that you guys sleep with your wives!
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Are you married? This is actually a bigger revelation than you might think.

 
Took my 6 y.o. daughter to a neighborhood Christmas cabaret. I could truthfully say it was just people from the block, but when you live in the theater district, well, it's a helluva block. Pretty solid lineup of c-list Broadway entertainers. The showstopper, though, was the eighth and final performer...the original Wizard from the original cast...André De Shields. He did a bluesy sensual gospel church version of Santa Claus is Coming to Back in Town. Wearing a red on red suit, natch. My description doesn't do it justice, but HFS I had goosebumps.

The emcee was the legendary Ruby Rims. Chloe took one look & asked "Is that a boy in a dress?" There were about a dozen kids there so I was pretty relieved when Ruby let all the parents off the hook: "I was born on Halloween. Which pretty much explains...well, everything."

Pretty ducking magical night.

 
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Dewclaw, yes? Sometimes they'll remove them from pups. My dog has his and you have to stay on top of the nail because it grows super fast (and never gets worn) and can loop around back into the pad.

 
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