GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[Aerial Assault]

YSR moving to Cincinnati area?

http://i.imgur.com/Tt6m53D.jpg

Is she expected? (I love stupid errors in signs.)

Seems like many localities could set aside parking spaces saying "Expected krista Parking Only"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Was it a claw or a pad, Bob?

Claw

Yeah, not a toe, GB.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Was it a claw or a pad, Bob?

Claw

Yeah, not a toe, GB.

Vestigial digit?

 

[kevzilla]

This reminds me to buy Angrywife a new vibrator for Christmas.

Just dip it in white gold and give it back to her.

/Bob

 

[Annyong]

Mrs. SLB just told me DARE cop told her he recognized her from the gym.

He probably looks at her butt and stuff

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Was it a claw or a pad, Bob?

Claw

Yeah, not a toe, GB.

Vestigial digit?

pretty sure it's a boy dog

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Was it a claw or a pad, Bob?

Claw

Yeah, not a toe, GB.

Vestigial digit?

That's it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB just said "wait a minute, Lily Tomlin is gay?!!"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So the Bears aren't very good.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB just told me DARE cop told her he recognized her from the gym.

He probably looks at her butt and stuff

I know, ****. <_<

 

[Annyong]

So the Bears aren't very good.

News to me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This reminds me to buy Angrywife a new vibrator for Christmas.

Just dip it in white gold and give it back to her.

/Bob

 

[Annyong]

Mrs. SLB just told me DARE cop told her he recognized her from the gym.

He probably looks at her butt and stuff

I know, ****. <_<

Cops don't have their own gym at the station or wherever?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

So the Bears aren't very good.

Jim Harbaugh will get them back on track next year. Maybe trade Cutler for Orton?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Lol at dip it in white gold

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So the Bears aren't very good.

Jim Harbaugh will get them back on track next year. Maybe trade Cutler for Orton?

I wouldn't mind having Harbaugh....at QB.

 

[Frostillicus]

Half a ramekin of ketchup, 4 dashes of worchestershire sauce, 4 squirts of Sriracha, and juice from half a lemon makes for a great single serving of cocktail sauce.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB just told me DARE cop told her he recognized her from the gym.

He probably looks at her butt and stuff

I know, ****. <_<

Cops don't have their own gym at the station or wherever?

She claims to have never seen him before. Apparently Cal is soooo cute and funny though.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm still in shock.

 

[fdas2]

Half a ramekin of ketchup, 4 dashes of worchestershire sauce, 4 squirts of Sriracha, and juice from half a lemon makes for a great single serving of cocktail sauce.

Good to know, Emeril

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Half a ramekin of ketchup, 4 dashes of worchestershire sauce, 4 squirts of Sriracha, and juice from half a lemon makes for a great single serving of cocktail sauce.

Good to know, Emeril

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[Henry Ford]

You know how I was all worried about facing Cutler in all my leagues? Yeah. Fun year.

 

[General Malaise]

Congrats on ####### your wife Oats

Thanks!

I think you should call Google customer service. Or maybe the NSA.

My mom tried to call Yahoo! once when she was having email issues.

 

[General Malaise]

http://i.imgur.com/5HJrtkW.jpg

 

[General Malaise]

For those who missed MMQB, Brock Osweiler (sp?) has a grammatically incorrect tattoo: "Live life to it's fullest". Yikes.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I hope this guy drew my name for secret Santa http://i.imgur.com/uY2BksZ.jpg

 

[Frostillicus]

I hope this guy drew my name for secret Santa http://i.imgur.com/uY2BksZ.jpg

I don't think you participated in our Secret Santa this year.

 

[General Malaise]

Mrs. SLB just said "wait a minute, Lily Tomlin is gay?!!"

Whoa.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I hope this guy drew my name for secret Santa http://i.imgur.com/uY2BksZ.jpg

I don't think you participated in our Secret Santa this year.

And for very good reasons.

 

[kevzilla]

I hope this guy drew my name for secret Santa http://i.imgur.com/uY2BksZ.jpg

I knew you liked a big black XBox

 

[mr roboto]

They just talked about Naperville on MNF.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB just said "wait a minute, Lily Tomlin is gay?!!"

Whoa.

I know right?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I hope this guy drew my name for secret Santa http://i.imgur.com/uY2BksZ.jpg

I knew you liked a big black XBox

Here's your SS gift, Friendo. http://m.imgur.com/gallery/eTJsB

 

[Annyong]

They just talked about Naperville on MNF.

### #### right they did

 

[Annyong]

Whoa God is censored

 

[Annyong]

Maybe if it's followed by damn.

Gawd Damn

 

[Annyong]

Goad damn

 

[Frostillicus]

Goat dam

 

[shuke]

season 4 and the kids has kinda sucked.

So wrong

 

[shuke]

Hi guys.

You might know how to handle this. Yesterday Mrs. O went out day drinking in Brooklyn with her old girlfriends. She left me home way longer than she said she would. She came home a little sauced and a little guilty. As a result, at bedtime, there was special rewards for the O, including an outfit and stuff.

Anyway, so today on the train in I send her an e-mail referring to how hot she looked and what a great night it was and congratulating her on how I likely impregnated her. The conversation goes a few e-mails in, and I go about my day. Later she sends me a picture of the new stair runner that we had installed -- it looked great. My folks are always interested in all the stuff we've been doing to the house, so I forward the picture along. The problem? My lovely wife sent the picture in response to our thread from the morning, and so I ended up forwarding along the whole chain.

After some lengthy research I concluded you can't recall a Gmail message after 30 seconds.

How does one play this? I'm going to just play dumb and pretend like nothing happened, as though I didn't notice my screwup. Seems like the only route here.

TIA

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Down by 12 to my opponent. Had Mark Ingram and Alshon Jeffrey going. They combine for next to nothing for the first 58 minutes of the game. Ingram goes in for a garbage TD with under 2 minutes left, Bears drive and throw a TD to Jeffrey. On to the championship.

 

[krista4]

Down by 12 to my opponent. Had Mark Ingram and Alshon Jeffrey going. They combine for next to nothing for the first 58 minutes of the game. Ingram goes in for a garbage TD with under 2 minutes left, Bears drive and throw a TD to Jeffrey. On to the championship.

I feel like we're about to wage a comeback in the GMTAN league, too.

 

[strykerpks]

Down by 12 to my opponent. Had Mark Ingram and Alshon Jeffrey going. They combine for next to nothing for the first 58 minutes of the game. Ingram goes in for a garbage TD with under 2 minutes left, Bears drive and throw a TD to Jeffrey. On to the championship.

The Ingram TD put me in the championship of my main league

 

[kevzilla]

"Coach Trestman? Would you please join Jim Schwartz in the Better Coordinator than Head Coach room? Thanks."

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

"Coach Trestman? Would you please join Jim Schwartz in the Better Coordinator than Head Coach room? Thanks."

been a long time since he was an OC

 

[kevzilla]

"Coach Trestman? Would you please join Jim Schwartz in the Better Coordinator than Head Coach room? Thanks."

been a long time since he was an OC

Doesn't change my thesis in any way.

 

[Henry Ford]

Down by 12 to my opponent. Had Mark Ingram and Alshon Jeffrey going. They combine for next to nothing for the first 58 minutes of the game. Ingram goes in for a garbage TD with under 2 minutes left, Bears drive and throw a TD to Jeffrey. On to the championship.

The Ingram TD put me in the championship of my main league

With 2 minutes to go in dynasty, I was up by 14. I had Forte, my opponent had Ingram and Cutler.Oops.

 

[Josie Maran]

A young Aaron Rudnicki, frustrated that the bill of his fitted hat keeps getting wet when he drinks from the water fountain, turns said hat around for the very first time.

This is the best thing I've read since The Grapes of Wrath.

 

[Frostillicus]

A young Aaron Rudnicki, frustrated that the bill of his fitted hat keeps getting wet when he drinks from the water fountain, turns said hat around for the very first time.

This is the best thing I've read since The Grapes of Wrath.

I reallly liked that book.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Just getting home from the Xmas party. I could have slept with one coworker for sure. Quite cute, suuuuuuuper drunk. At one point she jumped into my arms, straddling me. She had a really really short skirt on...sadly I passed. I've lost faith in my male coworkers, they all seemed paralyzed. There were at least 2-3 more ladies that were mildly desperate to ride the pony.