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Took my 6 y.o. daughter to a neighborhood Christmas cabaret. I could truthfully say it was just people from the block, but when you live in the theater district, well, it's a helluva block. Pretty solid lineup of c-list Broadway entertainers. The showstopper, though, was the eighth and final performer...the original Wizard from the original cast...André De Shields. He did a bluesy sensual gospel church version of Santa Claus is Coming to Back in Town. Wearing a red on red suit, natch. My description doesn't do it justice, but HFS I had goosebumps.

The emcee was the legendary Ruby Rims. Chloe took one look & asked "Is that a boy in a dress?" There were about a dozen kids there so I was pretty relieved when Ruby let all the parents off the hook: "I was born on Halloween. Which pretty much explains...well, everything."

Pretty ducking magical night.
Sounds cool, BL.
 
Ig - if this league is still going on next week I suggest we replace Redskins with non-Redskins lkke Jason witten. Maybe we should start jake locker to give the other team a chance?

 
pretty sure BobbyLayne and I won the fantasy.
Sure am glad you talked me into ADP

Pretty sure logic was "going to catch 70 passes with that new OC"

We didn't give this one to Mike F, amirite?
to be fair, I don't exactly do any talking- it was all action while you weren't looking. eta: I would've gone Mergatroid if not ADP.

speaking of action...

have any of you been following the story about the NYC HS kid who made $73mil trading stocks during lunch?

 
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Took my 6 y.o. daughter to a neighborhood Christmas cabaret. I could truthfully say it was just people from the block, but when you live in the theater district, well, it's a helluva block. Pretty solid lineup of c-list Broadway entertainers. The showstopper, though, was the eighth and final performer...the original Wizard from the original cast...André De Shields. He did a bluesy sensual gospel church version of Santa Claus is Coming to Back in Town. Wearing a red on red suit, natch. My description doesn't do it justice, but HFS I had goosebumps.

The emcee was the legendary Ruby Rims. Chloe took one look & asked "Is that a boy in a dress?" There were about a dozen kids there so I was pretty relieved when Ruby let all the parents off the hook: "I was born on Halloween. Which pretty much explains...well, everything."

Pretty ducking magical night.
Sounds cool, BL.
Found out today that Ruby just retired last week. He's given out over 10,000 teddy bears to hospitalized children through a Judson Community Church annual event. I see him around all the time but had no idea what he did. I also found out he's been living with HIV for more than 25 years. :sadbanana:

André has had one helluva life. I had to leave quickly to get my daughter to bed but stepped out a little later to pick up some milk, and walked by the venue. There was an afterglow crowd of 25-30 people speaking to the entertainers so I stopped in - thanked Ruby and the other singers for putting this together (last year it was a small orchestra of B'way musicians), then stood in line behind 5 actors so I could have a brief audience with De Shields. I generally don't get start struck but I was oddly nervous waiting. He was very warm and gracious to all.

 
I've never heard of her... but drag names are pretty easy to spot.
Me, neither. But something of a legend in some circles. Funny as #### regardless.

re: the bolded, one would think. It didn't dawn on me what I was dragging my kid to, and after seeing several other friends of hers there I figured it would be like last year's event. Whatevs, turned out fine, but I'm just glad the lights were down when Ruby came on stage. Pretty sure I looked a bit horrified to realize what we were at, but its all good, turned out to be a really fun/funny/inspiring event.

/nohomo

 
pretty sure BobbyLayne and I won the fantasy.
Sure am glad you talked me into ADP

Pretty sure logic was "going to catch 70 passes with that new OC"

We didn't give this one to Mike F, amirite?
to be fair, I don't exactly do any talking- it was all action while you weren't looking. eta: I would've gone Mergatroid if not ADP.

speaking of action...

have any of you been following the story about the NYC HS kid who made $73mil trading stocks during lunch?
whoa

 
I've never heard of her... but drag names are pretty easy to spot.
Me, neither. But something of a legend in some circles. Funny as #### regardless.

re: the bolded, one would think. It didn't dawn on me what I was dragging my kid to, and after seeing several other friends of hers there I figured it would be like last year's event. Whatevs, turned out fine, but I'm just glad the lights were down when Ruby came on stage. Pretty sure I looked a bit horrified to realize what we were at, but its all good, turned out to be a really fun/funny/inspiring event.

/nohomo
Natch

;)

 
Lucky Lemon is an orange tabby male born November 2013. He's a BFF, or Best Furry Friend. He likes other cats and quiet times. He dislikes thunder and hyperbole.

:lmao:

 
A young Aaron Rudnicki, frustrated that the bill of his fitted hat keeps getting wet when he drinks from the water fountain, turns said hat around for the very first time.
This is the best thing I've read since The Grapes of Wrath.
I reallly liked that book.
You bought my book? :wub:
I wonder how well it would have done if it was sold under its original title, "The Raisins of Wrath". Publishers thought it would be too snooty for the common reader, thus it was changed over strenuous objections.

 
A young Aaron Rudnicki, frustrated that the bill of his fitted hat keeps getting wet when he drinks from the water fountain, turns said hat around for the very first time.
This is the best thing I've read since The Grapes of Wrath.
I reallly liked that book.
You bought my book? :wub:
I wonder how well it would have done if it was sold under its original title, "The Raisins of Wrath". Publishers thought it would be too snooty for the common reader, thus it was changed over strenuous objections.
Raisins of Wrath would have been a good name for the sequel.

 
A young Aaron Rudnicki, frustrated that the bill of his fitted hat keeps getting wet when he drinks from the water fountain, turns said hat around for the very first time.
This is the best thing I've read since The Grapes of Wrath.
I reallly liked that book.
You bought my book? :wub:
I wonder how well it would have done if it was sold under its original title, "The Raisins of Wrath". Publishers thought it would be too snooty for the common reader, thus it was changed over strenuous objections.
Raisins of Wrath would have been a good name for the sequel.
Research was too expensive, IMO.

 
A young Aaron Rudnicki, frustrated that the bill of his fitted hat keeps getting wet when he drinks from the water fountain, turns said hat around for the very first time.
This is the best thing I've read since The Grapes of Wrath.
I reallly liked that book.
You bought my book? :wub:
I wonder how well it would have done if it was sold under its original title, "The Raisins of Wrath". Publishers thought it would be too snooty for the common reader, thus it was changed over strenuous objections. general murmurs of disagreement.
 
I do think I've mastered the wing ordering there. I order the traditional wings with a dry rub like Chipotle or Desert Heat and ask them to go very light on the seasoning as they tend to just dump a TON of the salty rub in there. Then I order a side of Caribbean Jerk sauce for dipping. This way, my hands don't look like I was performing an autopsy afterwards and I don't have to lap up sauce everywhere. TA DA!

 
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A young Aaron Rudnicki, frustrated that the bill of his fitted hat keeps getting wet when he drinks from the water fountain, turns said hat around for the very first time.
This is the best thing I've read since The Grapes of Wrath.
I reallly liked that book.
You bought my book? :wub:
I wonder how well it would have done if it was sold under its original title, "The Raisins of Wrath". Publishers thought it would be too snooty for the common reader, thus it was changed over strenuous objections. general murmurs of disagreement.
:lmao:

 
I do think I've mastered the wing ordering there. I order the traditional wings with a dry rub like Chipotle or Desert Heat and ask them to go very light on the seasoning as they tend to just dump a TON of the salty rub in there. Then I order a side of Caribbean Jerk sauce for dipping. This way, my hands don't look like I was performing an autopsy afterwards and I don't have to lap up sauce everywhere. TA DA!
I'll pass this along.

 
pretty sure BobbyLayne and I won the fantasy.
Sure am glad you talked me into ADP

Pretty sure logic was "going to catch 70 passes with that new OC"

We didn't give this one to Mike F, amirite?
to be fair, I don't exactly do any talking- it was all action while you weren't looking. eta: I would've gone Mergatroid if not ADP.

speaking of action...

have any of you been following the story about the NYC HS kid who made $73mil trading stocks during lunch?
whoa
The lie that begat a thousand lies.

His fictitious portfolio did beat the hell out of the S&P 500 index, though. Also, he's no idea where the reporter came up with that number or the rumors he started trading penny stocks at age 9.

That all took like, what, two days to unravel?

 
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I do think I've mastered the wing ordering there. I order the traditional wings with a dry rub like Chipotle or Desert Heat and ask them to go very light on the seasoning as they tend to just dump a TON of the salty rub in there. Then I order a side of Caribbean Jerk sauce for dipping. This way, my hands don't look like I was performing an autopsy afterwards and I don't have to lap up sauce everywhere. TA DA!
Maybe you should just eat them with a knife and fork Nancy

 
I do think I've mastered the wing ordering there. I order the traditional wings with a dry rub like Chipotle or Desert Heat and ask them to go very light on the seasoning as they tend to just dump a TON of the salty rub in there. Then I order a side of Caribbean Jerk sauce for dipping. This way, my hands don't look like I was performing an autopsy afterwards and I don't have to lap up sauce everywhere. TA DA!
Maybe you should just eat them with a knife and fork Nancy
Have you seen a Buffalo Wild Wing Wing? They come from sparrows. Be like operating on my penis, just no room to cut.

 
I think they had a pop-up version of this last year- HUGE line to get in.

if I brought my ne'erdowell stray in and left him there, nobody would notice... right?
Flopsy is a nutered male with a grey goatee. He likes catnip and breaking the rules. He dislikes chicken gizzards and authority

 
I think they had a pop-up version of this last year- HUGE line to get in.

if I brought my ne'erdowell stray in and left him there, nobody would notice... right?
Flopsy is a nutered male with a grey goatee. He likes catnip and breaking the rules. He dislikes chicken gizzards and authority
and pooping anywhere but the litter box.

and waking us (specifically, our daughter) up at 5am so he can have a snack.

but still a great cat. ####er.

 

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