GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Just finished watching American Sniper. Not terrible.

REALLY? That is not only surprising since you hate everything, but also because that movie looks awful. Not only did Mr. krista try to read the book and couldn't do it, but the ads:

Guy: "Baby?"

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby?"

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby, I'm coming home."

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby."

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby, I want to come home."

Girl: "Baby?"

I think are like minded with regards to film.

 

[General Malaise]

I just want to stop in and say thanks to GM (and whoever else from this thread) for finally convincing Timmy to confine himself to one thread. It has to be the best board upgrade in the last 8 years.

That is all.

GLlllllll Peas.

You really never got my PM? If you didn't, some other schmo is very confused right now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You guys going to hire a nanny?

 

[General Malaise]

You guys going to hire a nanny?

Lolz....wife hired the last one for us. Wonderful lady from Mexico who was a touch on the hefty side. Wife is pretty sharp.

Making her quit her job once we finalize the housing. Going to be a bumpy ride.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Just finished watching American Sniper. Not terrible.

REALLY? That is not only surprising since you hate everything, but also because that movie looks awful. Not only did Mr. krista try to read the book and couldn't do it, but the ads:

Guy: "Baby?"

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby?"

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby, I'm coming home."

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby."

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby, I want to come home."

Girl: "Baby?"

I think are like minded with regards to film.

Is that how the dialogue went when your wife told you about the twins?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You guys going to hire a nanny?

Lolz....wife hired the last one for us. Wonderful lady from Mexico who was a touch on the hefty side. Wife is pretty sharp.

Making her quit her job once we finalize the housing. Going to be a bumpy ride.

Quit? I would make her get a second, and perhaps third, job.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just finished watching American Sniper. Not terrible.

REALLY? That is not only surprising since you hate everything, but also because that movie looks awful. Not only did Mr. krista try to read the book and couldn't do it, but the ads:

Guy: "Baby?"

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby?"

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby, I'm coming home."

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby."

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby, I want to come home."

Girl: "Baby?"

I think are like minded with regards to film.

Is that how the dialogue went when your wife told you about the twins?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not Related

 

[Annyong]

Not Related

I like how the guy knocked over the bowl of Cheetos

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I found out that my cousin's daughter, single, not seeing anybody in particular, is pregnant. Good kid but surprised it took this long as she is known to party pretty hard. Considering Mrs. SLB found out from my cousin's wife, and he hasn't mentioned anything to me, and he tells me everything, he is obviously not happy about this.

She's 27 I believe, has a Bachelors degree in English but works in the business world. Smart, crafty, street wise, I would say she makes 70k - 90k a year.

So I'll take wagers on the race of the father or outcome, $5 max

Unknown 1-2

White 1-1

Black 2-1

Abortion 5-1

Hispanic 8-1

Asian 12-1

American Indian 30-1

Indian, Indian 50-1

All bets are off on "miscarriage".

I'll take $5 on abortion. Only b/c it'll make a good story one day.

-What's the craziest thing you've ever bet on?

-I got 5-1 odds that this chick would have an abortion

-Oh wow, who was it?

-I don't know. The daughter of a cousin of a guy I participate in the same message board thread in online

I talked to my cousin yesterday about his pregnant daughter. I asked if he knew the guy and he says "well, we've met before. His name is Tim.". I then asked if Tim was white, black, other and he says "I'm not sure, if I knew he was going to be knocking up my daughter, I would have paid closer attention."

 

[General Malaise]

Just finished watching American Sniper. Not terrible.

REALLY? That is not only surprising since you hate everything, but also because that movie looks awful. Not only did Mr. krista try to read the book and couldn't do it, but the ads:

Guy: "Baby?"

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby?"

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby, I'm coming home."

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby."

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby, I want to come home."

Girl: "Baby?"

I think are like minded with regards to film.

Is that how the dialogue went when your wife told you about the twins?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just finished watching American Sniper. Not terrible.

REALLY? That is not only surprising since you hate everything, but also because that movie looks awful. Not only did Mr. krista try to read the book and couldn't do it, but the ads:

Guy: "Baby?"

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby?"

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby, I'm coming home."

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby."

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby, I want to come home."

Girl: "Baby?"

I think are like minded with regards to film.

Is that how the dialogue went when your wife told you about the twins?

 

[General Malaise]

I found out that my cousin's daughter, single, not seeing anybody in particular, is pregnant. Good kid but surprised it took this long as she is known to party pretty hard. Considering Mrs. SLB found out from my cousin's wife, and he hasn't mentioned anything to me, and he tells me everything, he is obviously not happy about this.

She's 27 I believe, has a Bachelors degree in English but works in the business world. Smart, crafty, street wise, I would say she makes 70k - 90k a year.

So I'll take wagers on the race of the father or outcome, $5 max

Unknown 1-2

White 1-1

Black 2-1

Abortion 5-1

Hispanic 8-1

Asian 12-1

American Indian 30-1

Indian, Indian 50-1

All bets are off on "miscarriage".

I'll take $5 on abortion. Only b/c it'll make a good story one day.

-What's the craziest thing you've ever bet on?

-I got 5-1 odds that this chick would have an abortion

-Oh wow, who was it?

-I don't know. The daughter of a cousin of a guy I participate in the same message board thread in online

I talked to my cousin yesterday about his pregnant daughter. I asked if he knew the guy and he says "well, we've met before. His name is Tim.". I then asked if Tim was white, black, other and he says "I'm not sure, if I knew he was going to be knocking up my daughter, I would have paid closer attention."

Oh yeah, forgot to thank Foos for asking me how I met my wife in front of her dad. He's obviously well aware of our story, but never gets old reliving it in front of him. Not like their Italian last name isn't close to Capone or anything.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I found out that my cousin's daughter, single, not seeing anybody in particular, is pregnant. Good kid but surprised it took this long as she is known to party pretty hard. Considering Mrs. SLB found out from my cousin's wife, and he hasn't mentioned anything to me, and he tells me everything, he is obviously not happy about this.

She's 27 I believe, has a Bachelors degree in English but works in the business world. Smart, crafty, street wise, I would say she makes 70k - 90k a year.

So I'll take wagers on the race of the father or outcome, $5 max

Unknown 1-2

White 1-1

Black 2-1

Abortion 5-1

Hispanic 8-1

Asian 12-1

American Indian 30-1

Indian, Indian 50-1

All bets are off on "miscarriage".

I'll take $5 on abortion. Only b/c it'll make a good story one day.

-What's the craziest thing you've ever bet on?

-I got 5-1 odds that this chick would have an abortion

-Oh wow, who was it?

-I don't know. The daughter of a cousin of a guy I participate in the same message board thread in online

I talked to my cousin yesterday about his pregnant daughter. I asked if he knew the guy and he says "well, we've met before. His name is Tim.". I then asked if Tim was white, black, other and he says "I'm not sure, if I knew he was going to be knocking up my daughter, I would have paid closer attention."

So....is Abortion still in play?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This is the best MLK day ever.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I found out that my cousin's daughter, single, not seeing anybody in particular, is pregnant. Good kid but surprised it took this long as she is known to party pretty hard. Considering Mrs. SLB found out from my cousin's wife, and he hasn't mentioned anything to me, and he tells me everything, he is obviously not happy about this.

She's 27 I believe, has a Bachelors degree in English but works in the business world. Smart, crafty, street wise, I would say she makes 70k - 90k a year.

So I'll take wagers on the race of the father or outcome, $5 max

Unknown 1-2

White 1-1

Black 2-1

Abortion 5-1

Hispanic 8-1

Asian 12-1

American Indian 30-1

Indian, Indian 50-1

All bets are off on "miscarriage".

I'll take $5 on abortion. Only b/c it'll make a good story one day.

-What's the craziest thing you've ever bet on?

-I got 5-1 odds that this chick would have an abortion

-Oh wow, who was it?

-I don't know. The daughter of a cousin of a guy I participate in the same message board thread in online

I talked to my cousin yesterday about his pregnant daughter. I asked if he knew the guy and he says "well, we've met before. His name is Tim.". I then asked if Tim was white, black, other and he says "I'm not sure, if I knew he was going to be knocking up my daughter, I would have paid closer attention."

So....is Abortion still in play?

Doubtful.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This is the best MLK day ever.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Congrats, Pale (bareback) Rider!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

In other news - your petty pretentious (sounds good to YOU, though) 1990s music slap fights the last few days are hereby rendered irrelavent. Funkadelic has a new record out!

 

[kevzilla]

In other news - your petty pretentious (sounds good to YOU, though) 1990s music slap fights the last few days are hereby rendered irrelavent. Funkadelic has a new record out!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Stand up messes with OK Cupid scammer (10 mins long and one F bomb at the end)

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Whatever happened to Roarin Sanoarin or whatever his name was

Kind of miss ol' Boarin.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Whatever happened to Roarin Sanoarin or whatever his name was

Kind of miss ol' Boarin.

 

[shuke]

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man,
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and ##### it, and mark it with a B,
Put it in the oven for baby and me.


SEE IT NOW, YOU F'ING MORONS?!?!

Took the kids to the museum today. You know, a place with stuff from history, all factually based and all that.

Well what do we have here?

 

[shuke]

Your move YSR.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man,

Bake me a cake as fast as you can;

Pat it and ##### it, and mark it with a B,

Put it in the oven for baby and me.

SEE IT NOW, YOU F'ING MORONS?!?!

Took the kids to the museum today. You know, a place with stuff from history, all factually based and all that.

Well what do we have here?

 

[belljr]

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, bakers man,

Bake me a cake as fast as you can;

Pat it and ##### it, and mark it with a B,

Put it in the oven for baby and me.

SEE IT NOW, YOU F'ING MORONS?!?!

Took the kids to the museum today. You know, a place with stuff from history, all factually based and all that.

Well what do we have here?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man,
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and ##### it, and mark it with a B,
Put it in the oven for baby and me.


SEE IT NOW, YOU F'ING MORONS?!?!

Took the kids to the museum today. You know, a place with stuff from history, all factually based and all that.

Well what do we have here?

This can't be by accident ...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Your move YSR.

Well played, Robert.

 

[shuke]

Congrats again GM and gllllllllllllllll

 

[shuke]

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man,
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and ##### it, and mark it with a B,
Put it in the oven for baby and me.


SEE IT NOW, YOU F'ING MORONS?!?!

Took the kids to the museum today. You know, a place with stuff from history, all factually based and all that.

Well what do we have here?

This can't be by accident ...

I took the picture on purpose.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man,
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and ##### it, and mark it with a B,
Put it in the oven for baby and me.


SEE IT NOW, YOU F'ING MORONS?!?!

Took the kids to the museum today. You know, a place with stuff from history, all factually based and all that.

Well what do we have here?

This can't be by accident ...

I took the picture on purpose.

No I mean just happened to go to that museum.

Dedication and research.

 

[Limp Ditka]

But Dad! We don't want to go to the Patty cake museum

For the 800th time it's Pat.a.Cake.. PAT A GOD DAMMED CAKE!!!!!! And we're going whether you kids like it or not because I have to take a picture!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

 

[Homer J Simpson]

If someone doesn't get Drops of Jupiter out of my head right now, I'm going on a kill-crazy rampage.

 

[mr roboto]

If someone doesn't get Drops of Jupiter out of my head right now, I'm going on a kill-crazy rampage.

She smokes a pack a day, no wait, that's me, but anyway

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If someone doesn't get Drops of Jupiter out of my head right now, I'm going on a kill-crazy rampage.

 

[belljr]

But Dad! We don't want to go to the Patty cake museum

For the 800th time it's Pat.a.Cake.. PAT A GOD DAMMED CAKE!!!!!! And we're going whether you kids like it or not because I have to take a picture!

 

[ScottNorwood]

Wife bought a pound of ground chicken. Is there any way to use this in a dish that's not completely awful?

 

[ScottNorwood]

Palette cleanser? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMdwFkO8xA0#t=106

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Wife bought a pound of ground chicken. Is there any way to use this in a dish that's not completely awful?

Stir fry? marinate in some ginger, red pepper, soy sauce, a little fish sauce, a little sugar ...throw in some crumbled peanuts and green onions when stir frying

Can always add some rooster sauce too.

ETA: some rice vinegar if you have it too

 

[Frostillicus]

Since I already did the other thing this time I'll say congrats GM.

Texte this week or soon so I remember your meat sticks. Going to be very busy and let's be honest, this noggin ain't what she used to be.

Will do good buddy. Pretty sure it'll be my last chance for a while.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

If someone doesn't get Drops of Jupiter out of my head right now, I'm going on a kill-crazy rampage.

Thanks buddy. Forgot how much I like that song.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Wife bought a pound of ground chicken. Is there any way to use this in a dish that's not completely awful?

Stir fry? marinate in some ginger, red pepper, soy sauce, a little fish sauce, a little sugar ...throw in some crumbled peanuts and green onions when stir frying

Can always add some rooster sauce too.

ETA: some rice vinegar if you have it too

Sounds good. My wife is asian so we've got all kinds of crap like that.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wife bought a pound of ground chicken. Is there any way to use this in a dish that's not completely awful?

Stir fry? marinate in some ginger, red pepper, soy sauce, a little fish sauce, a little sugar ...throw in some crumbled peanuts and green onions when stir frying

Can always add some rooster sauce too.

ETA: some rice vinegar if you have it too

Sounds good. My wife is asian so we've got all kinds of crap like that.

Hey.

 

[Frostillicus]

Wife bought a pound of ground chicken. Is there any way to use this in a dish that's not completely awful?

Divorce.

 

[krista4]

I posted "poor gm" about 5 seconds before that throw. Then I deleted it trying to quote myself.

I need some chicken wings.

Thanks amigo.

I had some chicken wings on Saturday that made Buffalo Wildwings taste like something from the hands of Wolfgang Puck. They sounded good from the menu, but it was like eating tasteless fire. My hands looked like Dexter's after a messy murder and the skin around my mouth made me look like a sad, prison rodeo clown. Didn't know you could mess wings up that bad, but they did it.

Anyhow, just got back from the ultra sound with wifey. Yup, confirmed. Twins are coming. Off to buy a new house. K4, pointers?

YES! A couple or few days ago you posted, in the midst of some rant or another, something along the lines of your being a guy with 5 kids. I paused and was going to ask you about it, then thought maybe the Mrs. was pregnant and I had missed it in skimming, and then ultimately concluded you were just counting nieces or nephews or something.

Congrats, GMfamily!!

Your move YSR.

Just finished watching American Sniper. Not terrible.

REALLY? That is not only surprising since you hate everything, but also because that movie looks awful. Not only did Mr. krista try to read the book and couldn't do it, but the ads:

Guy: "Baby?"

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby?"

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby, I'm coming home."

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby."

Girl: "Baby?"

Guy: "Baby, I want to come home."

Girl: "Baby?"

I think are like minded with regards to film.

BABY?!?!

What's particularly sad is that for a good two weeks, Mr. krista and I went around starting every sentence with "Baby", doing the voices of the two characters.

OK, it's been more than two weeks and we're still doing it.

 

[General Malaise]

In other news - your petty pretentious (sounds good to YOU, though) 1990s music slap fights the last few days are hereby rendered irrelavent. Funkadelic has a new record out!

 

[General Malaise]

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, bakers man,

Bake me a cake as fast as you can;

Pat it and ##### it, and mark it with a B,

Put it in the oven for baby and me.

SEE IT NOW, YOU F'ING MORONS?!?!

Took the kids to the museum today. You know, a place with stuff from history, all factually based and all that.

Well what do we have here?

 

[General Malaise]

But Dad! We don't want to go to the Patty cake museum

For the 800th time it's Pat.a.Cake.. PAT A GOD DAMMED CAKE!!!!!! And we're going whether you kids like it or not because I have to take a picture!

In tears....