GM's thread about nothing (68 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

I did bet on Sea +2 today as well.

Should have gone heads up here. I'm going with the Pats in this one.

I'm hoping for something silly to happen with Brady's balls and the line swings the other way.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

my biggest bet of the Super Bowl might just be on which song Katy Perry is going to open with at halftime.

All-in on Roar +150.

Truck found her current tour setlists and she opens with it at every single concert.

I love her.

I called dibs YEARS ago, sporto.

Let me just impregnate her once and then you can have her.

I don't want you even looking in her general direction, Jim Bob Duggar.

 

[WetDream]

I did bet on Sea +2 today as well.

Should have gone heads up here. I'm going with the Pats in this one.

I'm hoping for something silly to happen with Brady's balls and he swings the other way.

God, me too!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Where do we stand on Blur "Song 2"?

WOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOO

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I did bet on Sea +2 today as well.

Should have gone heads up here. I'm going with the Pats in this one.

I'm hoping for something silly to happen with Brady's balls and he swings the other way.

God, me too!

I wrote it that way just for you, GB.

 

[General Malaise]

my biggest bet of the Super Bowl might just be on which song Katy Perry is going to open with at halftime.

All-in on Roar +150.

Truck found her current tour setlists and she opens with it at every single concert.

I love her.

I called dibs YEARS ago, sporto.

Let me just impregnate her once and then you can have her.

I don't want you even looking in her general direction, Jim Bob Duggar.

Yeah, I could probably sex her in the pooper and she'd get pregnant.

 

[Thorn]

Any tech types out there? Expanding our office space, and in the course of the re-wiring project, our computer guy says our firewall is consumer grade and we need a commercial grade one ... to the tune of $1,500.

Scam?

 

[Frostillicus]

my biggest bet of the Super Bowl might just be on which song Katy Perry is going to open with at halftime.

All-in on Roar +150.

Truck found her current tour setlists and she opens with it at every single concert.

I love her.

I called dibs YEARS ago, sporto.

Let me just impregnate her once and then you can have her.

I don't want you even looking in her general direction, Jim Bob Duggar.

Yeah, I could probably sex her in the pooper and she'd get pregnant.

Probably not.

 

[Frostillicus]

This rules so hard

Xwrong.

it IS cheating.the colts balls were not off by any weight whatsoever...so how is it that just the Patriots balls , ALL 12 of them, were off by 2+ lbs,while the Colts balls were not off one bit?

answer: Bellichick and Brady cheated. where there's smoke there's fire.you backing the wrong people here.the NFL is goingto come down hard on BB,he'll get suspended for the SB, huge fine , loss of draft picks, and suspension for 4+ games next season.it's THAT serious.not a preseason game, not week 1, but the AFC Championship game..now the circus turns to the SB..he won't make the trip to Az..they'll let him get the team prepped till sunday,and annouce it then,that he's suspended.

THEY CHEATED.

what's so hard to understand here?

and if you think Brady didn't know about it,you're nuts.he was in on the gig.check his laugh at that radio show the other day,when asked about it.his obnoxious arrogant laughter tells it all.would love to have a body language expert sit in on that conversation..I'm sure there were telltale signs ..

also,if you think Bobby Kraft wasn't in on the gig, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell ya..

other owners are probably clamoring that the NFL come down hard on this guy, BB, who already was caught cheating,and now is again.

and those of you who don't think he should be suspended, they banned Sean Payton for a full year for Bountygate..and his DC was out for 2 years..thats for putting money on injuries made to opposing players.actually altering the game and its parts - deflating balls - is even WORSE...

the mdeia is going to make this SB a circus, it could affect sponsors, etc..the integrity of the game has been compromised,yet,again,by Bill Bellichick and Tommy Brady.

they're both FRAUDS, and this will only further cement the idea that BB doesn't sniff the HOF and that Brady gets an asterisk..

ladies and gentlemen, meet the new Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire..

 

[Thorn]

This rules so hard

Xwrong.

it IS cheating.the colts balls were not off by any weight whatsoever...so how is it that just the Patriots balls , ALL 12 of them, were off by 2+ lbs,while the Colts balls were not off one bit?

answer: Bellichick and Brady cheated. where there's smoke there's fire.you backing the wrong people here.the NFL is goingto come down hard on BB,he'll get suspended for the SB, huge fine , loss of draft picks, and suspension for 4+ games next season.it's THAT serious.not a preseason game, not week 1, but the AFC Championship game..now the circus turns to the SB..he won't make the trip to Az..they'll let him get the team prepped till sunday,and annouce it then,that he's suspended.

THEY CHEATED.

what's so hard to understand here?

and if you think Brady didn't know about it,you're nuts.he was in on the gig.check his laugh at that radio show the other day,when asked about it.his obnoxious arrogant laughter tells it all.would love to have a body language expert sit in on that conversation..I'm sure there were telltale signs ..

also,if you think Bobby Kraft wasn't in on the gig, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell ya..

other owners are probably clamoring that the NFL come down hard on this guy, BB, who already was caught cheating,and now is again.

and those of you who don't think he should be suspended, they banned Sean Payton for a full year for Bountygate..and his DC was out for 2 years..thats for putting money on injuries made to opposing players.actually altering the game and its parts - deflating balls - is even WORSE...

the mdeia is going to make this SB a circus, it could affect sponsors, etc..the integrity of the game has been compromised,yet,again,by Bill Bellichick and Tommy Brady.

they're both FRAUDS, and this will only further cement the idea that BB doesn't sniff the HOF and that Brady gets an asterisk..

ladies and gentlemen, meet the new Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire..

YES!

 

[General Malaise]

Any tech types out there? Expanding our office space, and in the course of the re-wiring project, our computer guy says our firewall is consumer grade and we need a commercial grade one ... to the tune of $1,500.

Scam?

Yup.

 

[General Malaise]

my biggest bet of the Super Bowl might just be on which song Katy Perry is going to open with at halftime.

All-in on Roar +150.

Truck found her current tour setlists and she opens with it at every single concert.

I love her.

I called dibs YEARS ago, sporto.

Let me just impregnate her once and then you can have her.

I don't want you even looking in her general direction, Jim Bob Duggar.

Yeah, I could probably sex her in the pooper and she'd get pregnant.

Probably not.

Can I at least try?

 

[Thorn]

I also enjoy the "what if they inflated the balls in the sauna at 100 degrees, what then?" angle.

 

[Frostillicus]

my biggest bet of the Super Bowl might just be on which song Katy Perry is going to open with at halftime.

All-in on Roar +150.

Truck found her current tour setlists and she opens with it at every single concert.

I love her.

I called dibs YEARS ago, sporto.

Let me just impregnate her once and then you can have her.

I don't want you even looking in her general direction, Jim Bob Duggar.

Yeah, I could probably sex her in the pooper and she'd get pregnant.

Probably not.

Can I at least try?

Not really up to me, but I don't see why not.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm addicted. It's like a #hotsportstakes-a-thon. I may need rehab.

 

[Thorn]

Any tech types out there? Expanding our office space, and in the course of the re-wiring project, our computer guy says our firewall is consumer grade and we need a commercial grade one ... to the tune of $1,500.

Scam?

Yup.

Can you give me some fancy computer words? I asked him why we needed it and he said

Home firewalls are really just devices that blindly pass traffic back and forth from the Internet to your computers.

A business class firewall inspects each packet to make sure it came from where it says it came from, inspects the source and destination of outgoing traffic, and can monitor or block where users are going on the Internet. They can prevent malicious software and data loss. They can also be updated to prevent future vulnerabilities.

 

[Frostillicus]

Any tech types out there? Expanding our office space, and in the course of the re-wiring project, our computer guy says our firewall is consumer grade and we need a commercial grade one ... to the tune of $1,500.

Scam?

Yup.

Can you give me some fancy computer words? I asked him why we needed it and he said

Home firewalls are really just devices that blindly pass traffic back and forth from the Internet to your computers.

A business class firewall inspects each packet to make sure it came from where it says it came from, inspects the source and destination of outgoing traffic, and can monitor or block where users are going on the Internet. They can prevent malicious software and data loss. They can also be updated to prevent future vulnerabilities.

Just say, "Whatever, Poindexter" and roll your eyes. He'll take the hint.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Any tech types out there? Expanding our office space, and in the course of the re-wiring project, our computer guy says our firewall is consumer grade and we need a commercial grade one ... to the tune of $1,500.

Scam?

Yup.

Can you give me some fancy computer words? I asked him why we needed it and he said

Home firewalls are really just devices that blindly pass traffic back and forth from the Internet to your computers.

A business class firewall inspects each packet to make sure it came from where it says it came from, inspects the source and destination of outgoing traffic, and can monitor or block where users are going on the Internet. They can prevent malicious software and data loss. They can also be updated to prevent future vulnerabilities.

I'd check with your local bar association to see if they have a set of recommendations on data safety.

 

[General Malaise]

Any tech types out there? Expanding our office space, and in the course of the re-wiring project, our computer guy says our firewall is consumer grade and we need a commercial grade one ... to the tune of $1,500.

Scam?

Yup.

Can you give me some fancy computer words? I asked him why we needed it and he said

Home firewalls are really just devices that blindly pass traffic back and forth from the Internet to your computers.

A business class firewall inspects each packet to make sure it came from where it says it came from, inspects the source and destination of outgoing traffic, and can monitor or block where users are going on the Internet. They can prevent malicious software and data loss. They can also be updated to prevent future vulnerabilities.

Seems like overkill for what I presume is a relatively small office. If you guys are now 100 employees or something, it's a different ballgame. We don't even bother with one here and we're fine. Just take precautions with your desktops, don't open stupid spam and run a virus scan periodically. My two cents.

 

[General Malaise]

Any tech types out there? Expanding our office space, and in the course of the re-wiring project, our computer guy says our firewall is consumer grade and we need a commercial grade one ... to the tune of $1,500.

Scam?

Yup.

Can you give me some fancy computer words? I asked him why we needed it and he said

Home firewalls are really just devices that blindly pass traffic back and forth from the Internet to your computers.

A business class firewall inspects each packet to make sure it came from where it says it came from, inspects the source and destination of outgoing traffic, and can monitor or block where users are going on the Internet. They can prevent malicious software and data loss. They can also be updated to prevent future vulnerabilities.

I'd check with your local bar association to see if they have a set of recommendations on data safety.

Oh yeah, that's a good point.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Tough not to like Kyle Korver. Sounds thoughtful without being completely boring white guy.

 

[Thorn]

Any tech types out there? Expanding our office space, and in the course of the re-wiring project, our computer guy says our firewall is consumer grade and we need a commercial grade one ... to the tune of $1,500.

Scam?

Yup.

Can you give me some fancy computer words? I asked him why we needed it and he said

Home firewalls are really just devices that blindly pass traffic back and forth from the Internet to your computers.

A business class firewall inspects each packet to make sure it came from where it says it came from, inspects the source and destination of outgoing traffic, and can monitor or block where users are going on the Internet. They can prevent malicious software and data loss. They can also be updated to prevent future vulnerabilities.

I'd check with your local bar association to see if they have a set of recommendations on data safety.

jerk

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I'm sure he's a super dude to have a beer with, but you lawyer types have to be embarrassed that gunz has the same degree as you, right?

my notebook might not be up to date, but did he ever pass the bar exam?

nope. he stopped trying.

I was in a san diego fantasy football league with him and 17 seconds. TGunz is a pretty fun guy to hang out with.

So what does one do with a law degree if one is not able to practice law?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/086/6/8/katy_perry_and_elmo_by_cynoticorange-d3cmgx1.gif

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Any tech types out there? Expanding our office space, and in the course of the re-wiring project, our computer guy says our firewall is consumer grade and we need a commercial grade one ... to the tune of $1,500.

Scam?

Yup.

Can you give me some fancy computer words? I asked him why we needed it and he said

Home firewalls are really just devices that blindly pass traffic back and forth from the Internet to your computers.

A business class firewall inspects each packet to make sure it came from where it says it came from, inspects the source and destination of outgoing traffic, and can monitor or block where users are going on the Internet. They can prevent malicious software and data loss. They can also be updated to prevent future vulnerabilities.

I'd check with your local bar association to see if they have a set of recommendations on data safety.

jerk

I mean, heck yeah this is a scam.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Gotta be impossible not to like that song, right?

 

[Osaurus]

I'm sure he's a super dude to have a beer with, but you lawyer types have to be embarrassed that gunz has the same degree as you, right?

my notebook might not be up to date, but did he ever pass the bar exam?

nope. he stopped trying. I was in a san diego fantasy football league with him and 17 seconds. TGunz is a pretty fun guy to hang out with.

So what does one do with a law degree if one is not able to practice law?

Some become law librarians

 

[-fish-]

I'm sure he's a super dude to have a beer with, but you lawyer types have to be embarrassed that gunz has the same degree as you, right?

my notebook might not be up to date, but did he ever pass the bar exam?

nope. he stopped trying.

I was in a san diego fantasy football league with him and 17 seconds. TGunz is a pretty fun guy to hang out with.

So what does one do with a law degree if one is not able to practice law?

he surfs a lot, smokes a ton of weed and lives at the beach.

he used to work as a legal assistant. not sure if he's even in the field anymore.

 

[General Malaise]

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/086/6/8/katy_perry_and_elmo_by_cynoticorange-d3cmgx1.gif

My. God. Forgot about that. She is amazing. Going to listen to her entire song catalog after work today.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm sure he's a super dude to have a beer with, but you lawyer types have to be embarrassed that gunz has the same degree as you, right?

my notebook might not be up to date, but did he ever pass the bar exam?

nope. he stopped trying. I was in a san diego fantasy football league with him and 17 seconds. TGunz is a pretty fun guy to hang out with.

So what does one do with a law degree if one is not able to practice law?

he surfs a lot, smokes a ton of weed and lives at the beach.he used to work as a legal assistant. not sure if he's even in the field anymore.

Sounds like he's doing ok to me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If SLB and GM lived in the same city it would have a zero population growth, right?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/086/6/8/katy_perry_and_elmo_by_cynoticorange-d3cmgx1.gif

My. God. Forgot about that. She is amazing. Going to listen to her entire song catalog after work today.

Did you ever see the clip of her on Sesame Street?

They didn't air it because OF HER GIANT G-DAM TITTAYS

 

[General Malaise]

If SLB and GM lived in the same city it would have a zero population growth, right?

I'm going to get fixed real soon....I'm a danger to society.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Thank god GM and YSR didn't end up together.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

And the unialias pagehttps://picasaweb.google.com/114934453803535872362/UniAliasPage

Taken from the coshole files

Thanks again for the time and photos fellas. This work will be up in Houston in early February.

Very cool. If you wouldn't mind sharing the when and the where, I'd love to go check it out.

It is east,, outside the loop, inside the beltway.San Jacinto College

north Gallery

5800 Uvalde Rd, Houston, TX

(281) 458-4050

How far from the todd shipyard in Pasadena?

Not sure.Here is a link to the showhttps://www.facebook.com/NorthGallery

excellent. I'll be there. Please bump this the week of

And bring that painting we discussed last year. I want to Tahir it home. .

you got it

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Tag indeed.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Thank god GM and YSR didn't end up together.

We met that chick in Vegas.

 

[Sammy3469]

Any tech types out there? Expanding our office space, and in the course of the re-wiring project, our computer guy says our firewall is consumer grade and we need a commercial grade one ... to the tune of $1,500.

Scam?

Pretty sure GM would pay that at this point, so I'll say no scam

 

[General Malaise]

Again, unless Thorn's got a giant office with a bunch of employees now, an expensive 3rd party firewall is absolutely unnecessary. Windows software has a built in firewall that's good enough for most offices.

When You Would Want a Third-Party FirewallBy default, the Windows firewall only does what’s really important: block incoming connections. It has some more advanced features, but they’re in a hidden, harder-to-use interface.

For example, most third-party firewalls allow you to easily control which applications on your computer can connect to the Internet. They’ll pop up a box when an application first initiates an outgoing connection. This allows you to control which applications on your computer can access the Internet, blocking certain applications from connecting.

Power users may love this feature, but it’s probably not a good feature for the average user. They’ll be charged with identifying applications that should be allowed to connect and may block background-updater processes from connecting, preventing their software from updating and leaving it vulnerable. It’s also a very noisy task, as you’ll have to confirm a prompt box every time a new application wants to connect. If you really don’t trust a program to connect to the Internet, perhaps you shouldn’t be running the program on your computer in the first place.

Nevertheless, if you want outgoing-connection management, you’ll probably want a third-party firewall. They also offer an interface where you can more easily view statistics, firewall logs, and other information.

For most users, using a third-party firewall just introduces unnecessary complexity.

 

[YSR]

Thank god GM and YSR didn't end up together.

I've already told him I'm scared to be in the same room as him.

 

[El Floppo]

Any tech types out there? Expanding our office space, and in the course of the re-wiring project, our computer guy says our firewall is consumer grade and we need a commercial grade one ... to the tune of $1,500.

Scam?

Pretty sure GM would pay that at this point, so I'll say no scam

I don't see why he shouldn't get it.

 

[General Malaise]

Thank god GM and YSR didn't end up together.

I've already told him I'm scared to be in the same room as him.

Yeah, but you were scared of that before all this baby nonsense. You made me sit in the backseat when you drove me to the airport.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Thank god GM and YSR didn't end up together.

I've already told him I'm scared to be in the same room as him.

You made me sit in the backseat when you drove me to the airport.

euphemism?

 

[Thorn]

Again, unless Thorn's got a giant office with a bunch of employees now, an expensive 3rd party firewall is absolutely unnecessary. Windows software has a built in firewall that's good enough for most offices.

When You Would Want a Third-Party FirewallBy default, the Windows firewall only does what’s really important: block incoming connections. It has some more advanced features, but they’re in a hidden, harder-to-use interface.

For example, most third-party firewalls allow you to easily control which applications on your computer can connect to the Internet. They’ll pop up a box when an application first initiates an outgoing connection. This allows you to control which applications on your computer can access the Internet, blocking certain applications from connecting.

Power users may love this feature, but it’s probably not a good feature for the average user. They’ll be charged with identifying applications that should be allowed to connect and may block background-updater processes from connecting, preventing their software from updating and leaving it vulnerable. It’s also a very noisy task, as you’ll have to confirm a prompt box every time a new application wants to connect. If you really don’t trust a program to connect to the Internet, perhaps you shouldn’t be running the program on your computer in the first place.

Nevertheless, if you want outgoing-connection management, you’ll probably want a third-party firewall. They also offer an interface where you can more easily view statistics, firewall logs, and other information.

For most users, using a third-party firewall just introduces unnecessary complexity.

Yeah, it's a seven person office

 

[General Malaise]

Thank god GM and YSR didn't end up together.

I've already told him I'm scared to be in the same room as him.

You made me sit in the backseat when you drove me to the airport.

euphemism?

No. She made me sit back there like some sort of filthy animal. I was Jessica Tandy to her Danny Glover.

 

[General Malaise]

Again, unless Thorn's got a giant office with a bunch of employees now, an expensive 3rd party firewall is absolutely unnecessary. Windows software has a built in firewall that's good enough for most offices.

When You Would Want a Third-Party FirewallBy default, the Windows firewall only does what’s really important: block incoming connections. It has some more advanced features, but they’re in a hidden, harder-to-use interface.

For example, most third-party firewalls allow you to easily control which applications on your computer can connect to the Internet. They’ll pop up a box when an application first initiates an outgoing connection. This allows you to control which applications on your computer can access the Internet, blocking certain applications from connecting.

Power users may love this feature, but it’s probably not a good feature for the average user. They’ll be charged with identifying applications that should be allowed to connect and may block background-updater processes from connecting, preventing their software from updating and leaving it vulnerable. It’s also a very noisy task, as you’ll have to confirm a prompt box every time a new application wants to connect. If you really don’t trust a program to connect to the Internet, perhaps you shouldn’t be running the program on your computer in the first place.

Nevertheless, if you want outgoing-connection management, you’ll probably want a third-party firewall. They also offer an interface where you can more easily view statistics, firewall logs, and other information.

For most users, using a third-party firewall just introduces unnecessary complexity.

Yeah, it's a seven person office

ridiculous.

 

[General Malaise]

Driving Mr. Malaise

 

[UOFI_316]

I'm sure he's a super dude to have a beer with, but you lawyer types have to be embarrassed that gunz has the same degree as you, right?

my notebook might not be up to date, but did he ever pass the bar exam?

nope. he stopped trying.

I was in a san diego fantasy football league with him and 17 seconds. TGunz is a pretty fun guy to hang out with.

So what does one do with a law degree if one is not able to practice law?

My SIL has one, and I believe her only jobs have been selling Mary Kay, the office manager at her ex's company and now a zumba instructor.

Any tech types out there? Expanding our office space, and in the course of the re-wiring project, our computer guy says our firewall is consumer grade and we need a commercial grade one ... to the tune of $1,500.

Scam?

Yup.

Can you give me some fancy computer words? I asked him why we needed it and he said

Home firewalls are really just devices that blindly pass traffic back and forth from the Internet to your computers.

A business class firewall inspects each packet to make sure it came from where it says it came from, inspects the source and destination of outgoing traffic, and can monitor or block where users are going on the Internet. They can prevent malicious software and data loss. They can also be updated to prevent future vulnerabilities.

Seems like overkill for what I presume is a relatively small office. If you guys are now 100 employees or something, it's a different ballgame. We don't even bother with one here and we're fine. Just take precautions with your desktops, don't open stupid spam and run a virus scan periodically. My two cents.

If there was one person in this thread I would definitely take IT advice from, it would be GM

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Thank god GM and YSR didn't end up together.

I've already told him I'm scared to be in the same room as him.

You made me sit in the backseat when you drove me to the airport.

euphemism?

No. She made me sit back there like some sort of filthy animal. I was Jessica Tandy to her Danny Glover.