GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[1234]

Sweet potatoes are satan's feces after eating a candlelit dinner of White Castle with a Muzak version of Cheap Trick's 'The Flame' playing AWESOME.

No, you're wrong. Let me edit that

Your Canadian opinion is 100% correct. I'm sorry for offending so many North Americans.

Fixed again. I got your back, buddy.

 

[bostonfred]

Sorry to hear about your friend imp

 

[Limp Ditka]

Sorry to hear about your friend imp

 

[1234]

Sorry to hear about your friend imp

Thanks, GB. I appreciate it.

 

[1234]

Thanks LD.

 

[bostonfred]

Also sweet potatoes are fantastic. One of the few healthy foods that's better than the unhealthy ones. I wish nobody had told me salmon and sweet potatoes were good fit me because I'd probably crave them more.

 

[bentley]

Started listening to NPR pretty much full-time last week. Think I'm on the verge of becoming a full-formed adult. Not happy about it.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

The DeflateGate thread is like the Drops Of Jupiter of FBG

 

[cosjobs]

Started listening to NPR pretty much full-time last week. Think I'm on the verge of becoming a full-formed adult. Not happy about it.

Good for you

 

[mr roboto]

Aaaaaaaaaand we burned the GD MOTHER ####### SWEET POTATO CHIPS!

Interesting tidbit it took us 5 minutes to find my finger tip. Guess where it somehow ended up?

On the stovetop. Which is about 7 feet from where it was severed.

 

[1234]

The DeflateGate thread is like the Drops Of Jupiter of FBG

Damn near everyone I know makes a crack at me about my feelings on Brady's balls.

 

[mr roboto]

Sorry IMP that's way too young. TPW.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Sorry for your loss, imp. Always sad when people die young.

 

[1234]

Sorry IMP that's way too young. TPW.

Thanks. I appreciate it.

 

[1234]

Sorry for your loss, imp. Always sad when people die young.

Thank you. You're so right.

 

[kevzilla]

My blood glucose just read out at 53, or about halfway to coma territory.

I should probably guzzle a mocha before I go to the bar. bentley, if I don't post from the bar in an hour or so, come to Stompin' Grounds and pick up my remains. TIA.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Sad story Imp.

Sorry for your loss.

:(

 

[Mr.Pack]

So since I took a few days off to sulk, cry and sulk some more, I see I've missed a few things.

Congrats GM! Good God man, what were you thinking? Seriously, congrats!

CQ, so sorry to hear that. Thoughts and prayers to CQDad.

Anyone care to do a 5 day recap?

Packers lost in hilarious fashion.

At least Wisconsin beat Auburn

 

[bentley]

My blood glucose just read out at 53, or about halfway to coma territory.

I should probably guzzle a mocha before I go to the bar. bentley, if I don't post from the bar in an hour or so, come to Stompin' Grounds and pick up my remains. TIA.

I'll probably have a couple beers before hauling you off, though. Not like you'll be in a position to do anything about it.

 

[Frostillicus]

Sorry Impy.

 

[belljr]

You know the Seinfeld episode where the guy sounds exactly like a woman. My cashier today has that problem

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Aaaaaaaaaand we burned the GD MOTHER ####### SWEET POTATO CHIPS!

Some things weren't meant to be. Like sweet potatoes existing.

 

[strykerpks]

TPW GB Imp. Terrible situation

 

[strykerpks]

First time using it too.

The funny thing is right before I did it my wife asked me why I wasn't using the Doohickey that comes with the slicer that keeps you from doing stupid #### like this.

these are a good investment

Nice hoots in the 3rd pic

 

[mr roboto]

I got a simpathy bj though so totes worth it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Reddit Karma: 2200.

 

[1234]

Sad story Imp.

Sorry for your loss.

:(

Sorry Impy.

TPW GB Imp. Terrible situation

Thanks, guys. I appreciate it.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Aaaaaaaaaand we burned the GD MOTHER ####### SWEET POTATO CHIPS!

Some things weren't meant to be. Like sweet potatoes existing.

 

[1234]

I just ordered in some sweet potato fries because they're awesome.

 

[kevzilla]

At the bar, but not for long. The bartender needs help making change, and the band doesn't know they're not good enough to cover Stevie Ray Vaughan in Austin. I swear to Kali, I can sing better than this fat hillbilly.

 

[1234]

At the bar, but not for long. The bartender needs help making change, and the band doesn't know they're not good enough to cover Stevie Ray Vaughan in Austin. I swear to Kali, I can sing better than this fat hillbilly.

Do it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Stevie Ray Vaughan

Yawn

 

[kevzilla]

At the bar, but not for long. The bartender needs help making change, and the band doesn't know they're not good enough to cover Stevie Ray Vaughan in Austin. I swear to Kali, I can sing better than this fat hillbilly.

Do it.

Meh. You've seen one fat hillbilly, you've seen them all.

 

[kevzilla]

Stevie Ray Vaughan

Yawn

My link

 

[1234]

At the bar, but not for long. The bartender needs help making change, and the band doesn't know they're not good enough to cover Stevie Ray Vaughan in Austin. I swear to Kali, I can sing better than this fat hillbilly.

Do it.

Meh. You've seen one fat hillbilly, you've seen them all.

I don't live in America.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Stevie Ray Vaughan

Yawn

My link

Dooooonnnnnn't Caaaaaaaaarrree.

 

[Limp Ditka]

At the bar, but not for long. The bartender needs help making change, and the band doesn't know they're not good enough to cover Stevie Ray Vaughan in Austin. I swear to Kali, I can sing better than this fat hillbilly.

Do it.

Meh. You've seen one fat hillbilly, you've seen them all.

I don't live in America.

http://www.platoonnana.com/Thank_You_For_Your_Service.png

 

[Mr.Pack]

Stevie Ray Vaughan

Yawn

This should work for you

 

[1234]

At the bar, but not for long. The bartender needs help making change, and the band doesn't know they're not good enough to cover Stevie Ray Vaughan in Austin. I swear to Kali, I can sing better than this fat hillbilly.

Do it.

Meh. You've seen one fat hillbilly, you've seen them all.

I don't live in America.

http://www.platoonnana.com/Thank_You_For_Your_Service.png

 

[1234]

Stevie Ray Vaughan

Yawn

This should work for you

Tanner's the 5th guy in, right?

 

[shuke]

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (Hi Thorn)

But how do you pronounce it?

 

[shuke]

3 musks

Pickles, can I get a ruling here?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

3 musks

Pickles, can I get a ruling here?

Proxy Tanner: Terrible

 

[1234]

Thanks for making me laugh tonight, happy people.

I'll try to be less pissy next time I visit.

Hugs and kisses.

 

[mr roboto]

So Disney Frozen on Ice tomorrow. And I've given up drinking for the month. Oof.

 

[Frostillicus]

King of the Nerds rules. Am I right Belljr?

 

[Ignoramus]

Reddit Karma: 2200.

Way to post a picture demonstrating your son's wit!

 

[shuke]

Posting this here too. Page 49.

"OH HI SHUKE."

What am I missing?

 

[shuke]

Imp has a sad. One of our hostesses passed away this afternoon. She had leukemia and had to stop working a few months ago but damn she deserved a better shot at life. 17 years old and so not fair.

RIP Taylor.

Horrible. Sorry, man.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Reddit Karma: 2200.

Way to post a picture demonstrating your son's wit!

My son had nothing to do with my 2200 Reddit Karma.