GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

this?

No.

The one I posted on FB last week was thanks to my son. He was the one that wrote "Fort ###hole" on the box. Of course the cat couldn't resist.

But I should post that to reddit, I suppose.

BTW: Replicant Cats have had enough of my s hit.

 

[Ignoramus]

My tenant told me that she lost her work contract and will be moving out by the end of February. So I found a potential tenant that wants to see the house, and the current tenant gives me three three-hour windows over the next five weeks that she'll "allow me" to show my house. The first three-hour window is two weeks from now.

Never mind the fact that we put most of our belongings into a Pod and moved out of our house and into a one-bedroom apartment for three months while the financing that she was supposed to secure to purchase our house fell through. Every step of the way I have made concessions to her. I have tried to remove emotion from this and treat it solely as a business transaction, but am so done with this #####.

Our lease gives me the right to show the house at any "reasonable time, without notice" so I am covered. I was planning on giving her 24+ hours notice for a showing Sunday afternoon, but now am not even sure I want to do that. Worst-case scenario is that she's at the house when I want to show and there's a scene. This may happen whether or not I give her notice. Her excuse for granting me only three hour windows is that her work schedule is very hectic right now so there's a decent chance she's not home.

Venting mainly, but I am not sure at this point if I should even bother with the notice.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My tenant told me that she lost her work contract and will be moving out by the end of February. So I found a potential tenant that wants to see the house, and the current tenant gives me three three-hour windows over the next five weeks that she'll "allow me" to show my house. The first three-hour window is two weeks from now.

Never mind the fact that we put most of our belongings into a Pod and moved out of our house and into a one-bedroom apartment for three months while the financing that she was supposed to secure to purchase our house fell through. Every step of the way I have made concessions to her. I have tried to remove emotion from this and treat it solely as a business transaction, but am so done with this #####.

Our lease gives me the right to show the house at any "reasonable time, without notice" so I am covered. I was planning on giving her 24+ hours notice for a showing Sunday afternoon, but now am not even sure I want to do that. Worst-case scenario is that she's at the house when I want to show and there's a scene. This may happen whether or not I give her notice. Her excuse for granting me only three hour windows is that her work schedule is very hectic right now so there's a decent chance she's not home.

Venting mainly, but I am not sure at this point if I should even bother with the notice.

Catch, buddy. I got like 2199 left.

 

[Ignoramus]

We doin squares this Super Bowl?

 

[General Malaise]

Imp has a sad. One of our hostesses passed away this afternoon. She had leukemia and had to stop working a few months ago but damn she deserved a better shot at life. 17 years old and so not fair.

RIP Taylor.

That is all kinds of ####ed up. Sorry for the loss of your friend, Doug.

This. Sorry buddy.

 

[1234]

Imp has a sad. One of our hostesses passed away this afternoon. She had leukemia and had to stop working a few months ago but damn she deserved a better shot at life. 17 years old and so not fair.

RIP Taylor.

Horrible. Sorry, man.

Imp has a sad. One of our hostesses passed away this afternoon. She had leukemia and had to stop working a few months ago but damn she deserved a better shot at life. 17 years old and so not fair.

RIP Taylor.

That is all kinds of ####ed up. Sorry for the loss of your friend, Doug.

This. Sorry buddy.

Thanks guys.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Milky Way >> 3 Musketeers >> Snickers

I agree. Maybe this is the way elderly people think.

I concur

my step father rolls this way. he's on the old side

 

[DA RAIDERS]

We doin squares this Super Bowl?

/in

 

[Uruk-Hai]

We doin squares this Super Bowl?

/in

I be in, too

 

[gianmarco]

Oh, Hi Tanner

 

[heckmanm]

We doin squares this Super Bowl?

/in

I be in, too

Me too, as long as CQ's dad isn't.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

We doin squares this Super Bowl?

/in

I be in, too

Me too, as long as CQ's dad isn't.

If I get another tumor in the next week, CQ's dad will have his hands full

 

[heckmanm]

We doin squares this Super Bowl?

/in

I be in, too

Me too, as long as CQ's dad isn't.

If I get another tumor in the next week, CQ's dad will have his hands full

 

[mr roboto]

Oh, Hi Tanner

I'm sorry but that man is beautiful.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Upvote/Reddit Karma Count ~2200

Whist did you steal from imgur?

 

[mr roboto]

Slow day today? Upon removing my bandage this morning the gauze had stuck to my open wound ripping it open again. Thought you all would like to know that.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Slow day today? Upon removing my bandage this morning the gauze had stuck to my open wound ripping it open again. Thought you all would like to know that.

Remember it like it was yesterday

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Upvote/Reddit Karma Count ~2200

Whist did you steal from imgur?

OC, guy.

 

[General Malaise]

Our friend Guster is voluntarily driving to Detroit today. Let us all take a moment to remember him fondly today. Let's also hope somebody else writes his Obit so us mortals can finish reading it.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

hey printer thanks for taking 5 min to warn me I'm out of magenta when I'm printing in ####### greyscale

 

[John Bender]

We doin squares this Super Bowl?

/in

I be in, too

If you need more folks, someone PM me.

I haven't done a squares pool since the coshole incident during the Harbaugh bowl.

(the stupid safety with 7 seconds left on the clock to cost me the pool)

Did you spend that money yet Uruk?

 

[fdas2]

My tenant told me that she lost her work contract and will be moving out by the end of February. So I found a potential tenant that wants to see the house, and the current tenant gives me three three-hour windows over the next five weeks that she'll "allow me" to show my house. The first three-hour window is two weeks from now.

Never mind the fact that we put most of our belongings into a Pod and moved out of our house and into a one-bedroom apartment for three months while the financing that she was supposed to secure to purchase our house fell through. Every step of the way I have made concessions to her. I have tried to remove emotion from this and treat it solely as a business transaction, but am so done with this #####.

Our lease gives me the right to show the house at any "reasonable time, without notice" so I am covered. I was planning on giving her 24+ hours notice for a showing Sunday afternoon, but now am not even sure I want to do that. Worst-case scenario is that she's at the house when I want to show and there's a scene. This may happen whether or not I give her notice. Her excuse for granting me only three hour windows is that her work schedule is very hectic right now so there's a decent chance she's not home.

Venting mainly, but I am not sure at this point if I should even bother with the notice.

#### her

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just going to leave this here...

 

[YSR]

So, how much reddit karma did you end up with?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So, how much reddit karma did you end up with?

2273 currently

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So, how much reddit karma did you end up with?

2273 currently

This it?

http://imgur.com/download/U8ratF4/Fiancée%20found%20this%20online%20last%20night%20and%20laughed%20for%20a%20good%2010%20minutes.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So, how much reddit karma did you end up with?

2273 currently

This it?

http://imgur.com/download/U8ratF4/Fiancée%20found%20this%20online%20last%20night%20and%20laughed%20for%20a%20good%2010%20minutes.

No

 

[Uruk-Hai]

We doin squares this Super Bowl?

/in

I be in, too

If you need more folks, someone PM me.I haven't done a squares pool since the coshole incident during the Harbaugh bowl.

(the stupid safety with 7 seconds left on the clock to cost me the pool)

Did you spend that money yet Uruk?

Paid for my Nicaragua trip, three hookers, and a new left front tire on my car.

 

[kevzilla]

We doin squares this Super Bowl?

/in

I be in, too

If you need more folks, someone PM me.I haven't done a squares pool since the coshole incident during the Harbaugh bowl.

(the stupid safety with 7 seconds left on the clock to cost me the pool)

Did you spend that money yet Uruk?

Paid for my Nicaragua trip, three hookers, and a new left front tire on my car.

Or, as roverfish would call it, a weekend

 

[Uruk-Hai]

We doin squares this Super Bowl?

/in

I be in, too

If you need more folks, someone PM me.I haven't done a squares pool since the coshole incident during the Harbaugh bowl.

(the stupid safety with 7 seconds left on the clock to cost me the pool)

Did you spend that money yet Uruk?

Paid for my Nicaragua trip, three hookers, and a new left front tire on my car.

Or, as roverfish would call it, a weekend

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We doin squares this Super Bowl?

/in

I be in, too

If you need more folks, someone PM me.I haven't done a squares pool since the coshole incident during the Harbaugh bowl.

(the stupid safety with 7 seconds left on the clock to cost me the pool)

Did you spend that money yet Uruk?

Paid for my Nicaragua trip, three hookers, and a new left front tire on my car.

So $134?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

We doin squares this Super Bowl?

/in

I be in, too

If you need more folks, someone PM me.I haven't done a squares pool since the coshole incident during the Harbaugh bowl.

(the stupid safety with 7 seconds left on the clock to cost me the pool)

Did you spend that money yet Uruk?

Paid for my Nicaragua trip, three hookers, and a new left front tire on my car.

So $134?

No. Tires are expensive

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We doin squares this Super Bowl?

/in

I be in, too

If you need more folks, someone PM me.I haven't done a squares pool since the coshole incident during the Harbaugh bowl.

(the stupid safety with 7 seconds left on the clock to cost me the pool)

Did you spend that money yet Uruk?

Paid for my Nicaragua trip, three hookers, and a new left front tire on my car.

So $134?

No. Tires are expensive

I thought maybe you bought the tire in Nicaragua.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

We doin squares this Super Bowl?

/in

I be in, too

If you need more folks, someone PM me.I haven't done a squares pool since the coshole incident during the Harbaugh bowl.

(the stupid safety with 7 seconds left on the clock to cost me the pool)

Did you spend that money yet Uruk?

Paid for my Nicaragua trip, three hookers, and a new left front tire on my car.

So $134?

No. Tires are expensive

I thought maybe you bought the tire in Nicaragua.

Tell ya what - those are some enterprising people down there. I saw horses pulling the (former) beds of Toyota pickup trucks as trailers. There was a dude who somehow carried a massive container of powdered milk on the handle bars of his bike every day (krista has to have seen this, as he delivered to the small lady across the street from her place).

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We doin squares this Super Bowl?

/in

I be in, too

If you need more folks, someone PM me.I haven't done a squares pool since the coshole incident during the Harbaugh bowl.

(the stupid safety with 7 seconds left on the clock to cost me the pool)

Did you spend that money yet Uruk?

Paid for my Nicaragua trip, three hookers, and a new left front tire on my car.

So $134?

No. Tires are expensive

I thought maybe you bought the tire in Nicaragua.

Tell ya what - those are some enterprising people down there. I saw horses pulling the (former) beds of Toyota pickup trucks as trailers. There was a dude who somehow carried a massive container of powdered milk on the handle bars of his bike every day (krista has to have seen this, as he delivered to the small lady across the street from her place).

Some of these are just "redneck engineering" but you'll notice a lot of them are just "enterprising" people in other parts of the world.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Listening to the retro-countdown of this week in music, 1969 on SXM 60s channel. They just played "Indian Giver" by 1910 Fruitgum Company. I'm sure they'll get letters over that one, but that's one of the first records I can recall buying.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Bottled up the 2nd batch of beer this morning. It is a Belgian Golden Ale. We also broke out a few bottles - a week early; oh noes! - of the first batch we had bottled last week. A porter. Brewed and pitched a wheat beer while we were at it.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Listening to the retro-countdown of this week in music, 1969 on SXM 60s channel. They just played "Indian Giver" by 1910 Fruitgum Company. I'm sure they'll get letters over that one, but that's one of the first records I can recall buying.

"Hey Jude" just played by Wilson Pickett. Those of you familiar with Pickett's style will know how the outro would tend to go. Those of you who don't, just imagine a jackhammer chasing a whisper.

 

[belljr]

So Disney Frozen on Ice tomorrow. And I've given up drinking for the month. Oof.

it was actually kind of good

 

[belljr]

Sorry for your loss, imp. Always sad when people die young.

 

[kevzilla]

So Disney Frozen on Ice tomorrow. And I've given up drinking for the month. Oof.

it was actually kind of good

A curtain opens, and a long frozen block containing the corpse of Uncle Walt slowly slides to the other end of the rink.

"That's Disney on Ice, folks, goodnight!"

That's how I picture it, anyway.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Apologies to those that have already heard this, but I need some advise....

About a year ago, a friend of mine we will call Colonel Moutard, got a parking ticket in downtown Portland. Mustard had, in fact, PAID for street parking, however, he displayed the parking receipt on the wrong side of the car. Parking receipts are supposed to face the curb side of the street and Moutard - who is an absent minded, affable fellow prone to errors in judgement - put the receipt on his driver's side door facing the street.

The ticket was issued for putting the parking receipt on the wrong side of the car and the fine was $39.

Moutard was not pleased and felt like the fine was egregious, considering he had paid for parking. However, he got out his checkbook and wrote the City of Portland a check for $39. In addition to the check, Colonel Moutard made one of his critical errors in judgement and decided it would be wise to trace his middle finger on a piece of paper, include a message to impolitely "Go make love to yourself" and wrote "Anal Rape" on the memo line of his check. He then mailed this off with an envelope that had some more vulgarities scribbled on for good measure.

The check was cashed and life went on normally for Moutard until yesterday, when he received a letter from the court. In this letter, he learned that his letter had garnered the attention of a one Judge Penile Licker (name changed to protect the innocent), who found him guilty and enhanced his fine from $39 to $139. He also extended an invitation to appear in Judge Licker's court room to explain why he should not have an enhanced fine. He has until 2/16/15 to request a hearing.

Moutard is a good friend, so I'd like nothing more than to give him the best advise in this situation. Should he just swallow his pride and pay the fine or should he appear in court? Should he get an attorney? Should he call the news outlets? Should he join a magic football internet message board and ask its constituents what to do? I will hang up and listen, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I will turn over the best ideas to Moutard.

HFS

 

[Tiger Fan]

Imp has a sad. One of our hostesses passed away this afternoon. She had leukemia and had to stop working a few months ago but damn she deserved a better shot at life. 17 years old and so not fair.

RIP Taylor.

Sorry to hear. TPW

 

[Tiger Fan]

3 musks

Pickles, can I get a ruling here?

I was this close to adding (hi Pickles) after writing that

 

[cosjobs]

So its all done. House sold, money collected, estate sale, moved out, moved into new house. Only needed one storage unit and my garage is packed full, so a few more weeks of unpacking, moving stuff around and some craigslist postings/goodwill runs / dump runs, but all with no time frames or pressure. Going into recovery mode for a couple weeks to try and heal. I'm too old for this ####.

i was going to pick up my bike in CA and ride it home, but I'd have to pay over 1200 in CA sales tax, so I'm having it shipped. Probably another 2-3 week wait.

 

[cosjobs]

Going in for some stem cell therapy for my knee and back Monday. They start out drilling for bone marrow out of my thigh bone. Should be fun and almost a 50% chance of success. Woohoo

 

[Tiger Fan]

GLL cos

 

[Mr. Pickles]

3 musks

Pickles, can I get a ruling here?

I was this close to adding (hi Pickles) after writing that

You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[Ignoramus]

My tenant told me that she lost her work contract and will be moving out by the end of February. So I found a potential tenant that wants to see the house, and the current tenant gives me three three-hour windows over the next five weeks that she'll "allow me" to show my house. The first three-hour window is two weeks from now.

Never mind the fact that we put most of our belongings into a Pod and moved out of our house and into a one-bedroom apartment for three months while the financing that she was supposed to secure to purchase our house fell through. Every step of the way I have made concessions to her. I have tried to remove emotion from this and treat it solely as a business transaction, but am so done with this #####.

Our lease gives me the right to show the house at any "reasonable time, without notice" so I am covered. I was planning on giving her 24+ hours notice for a showing Sunday afternoon, but now am not even sure I want to do that. Worst-case scenario is that she's at the house when I want to show and there's a scene. This may happen whether or not I give her notice. Her excuse for granting me only three hour windows is that her work schedule is very hectic right now so there's a decent chance she's not home.

Venting mainly, but I am not sure at this point if I should even bother with the notice.

#### her

Sometimes sweating assets can be a #####.

 

[Ignoramus]

Going in for some stem cell therapy for my knee and back Monday. They start out drilling for bone marrow out of my thigh bone. Should be fun and almost a 50% chance of success. Woohoo

Whatever the opposite of the "like" button is.