GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[Dan Lambskin]

Neighbors are coming by

Bought some new martini glasses

Could get boozy

 

[krista4]

Uruk, George Clinton was guest on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me today, and it was ####### hilarious. Thought of you. I'm sure it's on a podcast; you should find it.

 

[kevzilla]

Neighbors are coming

Bought new martini glasses

Could get quite boozy

FYP for haiku purposes

 

[-fish-]

Ladyfriend and I meeting drifter and drifterwife tonight. I'm still drunk from last night. Just booked a hotel. This could get stupid.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Started listening to NPR pretty much full-time last week. Think I'm on the verge of becoming a full-formed adult. Not happy about it.

i always thought listening full time to NPR stood as the qualifier for leftist politics, legal pipe-smoking, and wearing black turtlenecks.

 

[kevzilla]

TPW, fish. Perhaps you should just strap on a helmet now?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't even know what station NPR is around here.

 

[kevzilla]

I don't even know what station NPR is around here.

Just start on the far left end of your Victrola's dial.

 

[Sammy3469]

TPW, fish. Perhaps you should just strap on a helmet now?

I was thinking body armor

 

[El Floppo]

GLL cos

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So its all done. House sold, money collected, estate sale, moved out, moved into new house. Only needed one storage unit and my garage is packed full, so a few more weeks of unpacking, moving stuff around and some craigslist postings/goodwill runs / dump runs, but all with no time frames or pressure. Going into recovery mode for a couple weeks to try and heal. I'm too old for this ####.

i was going to pick up my bike in CA and ride it home, but I'd have to pay over 1200 in CA sales tax, so I'm having it shipped. Probably another 2-3 week wait.

Going in for some stem cell therapy for my knee and back Monday. They start out drilling for bone marrow out of my thigh bone. Should be fun and almost a 50% chance of success. Woohoo

JFC, GLGB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Started listening to NPR pretty much full-time last week. Think I'm on the verge of becoming a full-formed adult. Not happy about it.

i always thought listening full time to NPR stood as the qualifier for leftist politics, legal pipe-smoking, and wearing black turtlenecks.

I tune in to NPR sometimes. It's either awesome or nauseating.

 

[bentley]

Started listening to NPR pretty much full-time last week. Think I'm on the verge of becoming a full-formed adult. Not happy about it.

i always thought listening full time to NPR stood as the qualifier for leftist politics, legal pipe-smoking, and wearing black turtlenecks.

Seems to be the only choice for any non-Tea Party ####### I know.

GL with the new house cos. Let me know when you have the expensive stuff set up and I will bring the boys over to break it.

13.1 mile run in the morning. Have the post race beer on ice. Also made plans to meet up with the milfy gal across the street after the race.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't even know what station NPR is around here.

Just start on the far left end of your Victrola's dial.

Victrolas were record players, crapface.

 

[kevzilla]

I don't even know what station NPR is around here.

Just start on the far left end of your Victrola's dial.

Victrolas were record players, crapface.

Before my time, Marconi.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

####, just found out our $1000 square is 8-8. <_<

 

[General Malaise]

Had to rush Hazel to the ER as she had a seizure caused by a spike in fever, which is 104. Scary stuff. Thank Adolph Budweiser Miller that we live so close to a hospital.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Yikes!

 

[YSR]

Had to rush Hazel to the ER as she had a seizure caused by a spike in fever, which is 104. Scary stuff. Thank Adolph Budweiser Miller that we live so close to a hospital.

:( So scary. Glll Hazel.

 

[General Malaise]

Gonna be fine. Happens to a small percentage of kids and though scary, not dangerous and unlikely to happen again. I'm just glad I was home with my wife when it happened. Was out and about earlier.

 

[Frostillicus]

Gonna be fine. Happens to a small percentage of kids and though scary, not dangerous and unlikely to happen again. I'm just glad I was home with my wife when it happened. Was out and about earlier.

Scary stuff. Glad the little demon is ok.

 

[General Malaise]

Might have run a red light.... Will make sure if I receive a photo ticket to write nothing but niceties on the check.

 

[cosjobs]

I was at an estate sale today and they had a 1941 14' wooden chris craft for sale. Just a plain boat. No motor or cockpit or anything fancy. Looked like it would be a cool craft for fishing the creek behind my house, but unsure about portaging it. Cannot find anything on it on the internet. Anyone have any ideas? They want 2500 which is about what a good aluminum jon boat would run. Thought i might offer 1500 tomorrow. Is quite pretty.

 

[General Malaise]

First a motorcycle, then a boat....what odds can I get on a horse next?

 

[cosjobs]

http://images.craigslist.org/01414_hTvOvcXoHqx_600x450.jpg

Pic

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Had to rush Hazel to the ER as she had a seizure caused by a spike in fever, which is 104. Scary stuff. Thank Adolph Budweiser Miller that we live so close to a hospital.

Damn, scary. TPW Fesbits.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cos, why don't you skip the boat and motorcycle and just get a Jet Ski?

 

[cosjobs]

First a motorcycle, then a boat....what odds can I get on a horse next?

Do you realize how unsafe it is fishing from the shore? There are snakes. I'm trying to be safe here.

 

[cosjobs]

Cos, why don't you skip the boat and motorcycle and just get a Jet Ski?

Can't smoke on a jet ski. Duh

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pull the trigger on a Bryant boat?

 

[cosjobs]

Pull the trigger on a Bryant boat?

I'm only allowing myself 1% or 15000 for toys. Couldn't get a Bryant trailer for that.

 

[El Floppo]

http://images.craigslist.org/01414_hTvOvcXoHqx_600x450.jpg

Pic

is that a real chris craft, of is that the term you're using for an old wood dinghy?

I'm not busting your balls here- just thought chriscraft was a brand of motor boats.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

WA LA!

 

[El Floppo]

lol. nice helmet.

so the wife just said this "ok floppinha, go to bed and wake up with a british accent"

 

[General Malaise]

First a motorcycle, then a boat....what odds can I get on a horse next?

Do you realize how unsafe it is fishing from the shore? There are snakes. I'm trying to be safe here.

Poisonous snakes are reason #345 on the list of why I moved away from Texas. Scare me to death, especially the moccasins.

 

[cosjobs]

http://images.craigslist.org/01414_hTvOvcXoHqx_600x450.jpg

Pic

is that a real chris craft, of is that the term you're using for an old wood dinghy?

I'm not busting your balls here- just thought chriscraft was a brand of motor boats.

Shrug. That's what they told me it was. CC made 110 different boat models in 1941. Anything bigger than the one I'm looking at would be too big and too expensive.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Hot as balls Eugenie Bouchard into the Aussie Open quarterfinals.

 

[General Malaise]

Hot as balls Eugenie Bouchard into the Aussie Open quarterfinals.

Excellent. When is it? Assume 2am PT on like Wed?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Hot as balls Eugenie Bouchard into the Aussie Open quarterfinals.

Excellent. When is it? Assume 2am PT on like Wed?

No clue. She could face Sharapova.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hot as balls Eugenie Bouchard into the Aussie Open quarterfinals.

We like her.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Ladyfriend and I meeting drifter and drifterwife tonight. I'm still drunk from last night. Just booked a hotel. This could get stupid.

Like find out in 2 months that you're having twins stupid?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Scary stuff, GM

Hazel, not the twins, although the twins are scary enough.

Couldn't even imagine.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Not that stupid.

Looking good for the gruntess against Peng.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hot as balls Eugenie Bouchard into the Aussie Open quarterfinals.

We like her.

Our Euginie?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Playing some trivia crack and just had a history question about the molasses flood

slapithai!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hot as balls Eugenie Bouchard into the Aussie Open quarterfinals.

We like her.

Our Euginie?

Our Eugenie.

 

[General Malaise]

Hot as balls Eugenie Bouchard into the Aussie Open quarterfinals.

Excellent. When is it? Assume 2am PT on like Wed?

No clue. She could face Sharapova.

Better stock up on lotions.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Reddit Karma Count 2291. I doubt if I'll hit 2300.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Somebody posted this photo and said "somebody hacked the TVs at my high school". (small NSFW pic within the pic).

I showed it to my wife. She said "what is it? Is she wearing clown make-up?"

 

[Abraham]

Lol