GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and don't call me. I hate talking on the phone more than eating food. The only time I answer the phone is if it is my wife...and that's only about 1/2 of the time.

 

[JaxBill]

wait, wait.... QUIET... big announcement from Joel Grey coming up....

Well knock me over with a feather boa.

 

[Osaurus]

Worlds are colliding

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

SquirrelTruth on public transit. So good.

Louis CK on dating (might be old but it is new to me) (just pics SFW)

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You guys wouldn't believe it by all the #### I've posted here over the years but I don't talk much about serious stuff. Mrs. SLB has nagged me for years that I keep everything inside and need to reach out to people more. So last week I got a lot of stuff off my chest about selling the company. Today some of this information that nobody else would know made its way back to me.

In the future if I need to get something off my chest I'm calling one of you guys. Probably Tanner.

Wait...something you posted here came back to you in the real world?

I think it means he told his wife stuff in confidence, and then it got back to him. So, she can't be trusted. Or something.

She is worried about you. I'll just keep #### from now on.

Oh and don't call me. I hate talking on the phone more than eating food. The only time I answer the phone is if it is my wife...and that's only about 1/2 of the time.

I'll call you or your wife then.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and don't call me. I hate talking on the phone more than eating food. The only time I answer the phone is if it is my wife...and that's only about 1/2 of the time.

I'll call you or your wife then.

LINK

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SquirrelTruth on public transit. So good.

 

[krista4]

SquirrelTruth on public transit. So good.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Wife put my new bottle of Bourbon too far back in the liquor cabinet so I decided to grab another beer instead

 

[krista4]

Is TRE ever going to post here again? :(

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"So you'll get the Nerf Gun and I'll take you back to the bar. You can play Golden Tee while I neg some cougars."

I think there is a Hooters next door to this joint. What's the rule on taking a flask a nonfamilymember 7 year old kids birthday party that you don't know? It's cool right?[/quote

No lie, my daughters birthdays feature a 17 foot bar BBQ pit, 2 or 3 kegs of beer, loud music, bouncy houses, and in one case a full size petting zoo. We would be pissed if you brought a flask and left the rest of the bottle at home.

This is at some Chuck-E-Cheese kind of place. Of course nobody would have a party there because Chuck-E carries a gun. /Dylan

Dylan is like Nostra-freaking-damus.

This is the location his party would be at.

People suck.

 

[bentley]

Bob, you can always call me. I will answer but not listen. You can share to your hearts content while the phone sits on my coffee table.

 

[Frostillicus]

Is TRE ever going to post here again? :(

Hope not.

 

[Osaurus]

Is TRE ever going to post here again? :(

His Tweeter feed is en fuego!

 

[krista4]

Is TRE ever going to post here again? :(

Hope not.

Meanie.

 

[cosjobs]

How's Vegas on Easter Sunday?

It's hopping.

Eggsiting time to be there.

Hope you guys don't crucify us if we meet Woz out there.

Too soon?

You'd just show up again three days later

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob, you can always call me. I will answer but not listen. You can share to your hearts content while the phone sits on my coffee table.

I usually call when you're not home.

 

[Guster]

I'm several days behind on the GMTAN right now, so sorry if this has already been covered, but I figured I would gauge interest for super bowl squares this year.

It's $25/square

Payouts are:

1Q = $500

2Q = $500

3Q = $500

4Q = $500

Final (incl OT if played) = $500

PayPal is (nospaces) r e d s o x r j @ g m a i l . c o m

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Drug house realtor said "why do you think it was a drug house" and then after being told all the things that I listed earlier she goes "oooohhhh I never thought of that". There's also apparently a water leak in the house that they cannot locate so they cannot turn the water back on right now.

We found a great house today that needs no work, low taxes, and in a great location. The price would stretch us to the limit, but we could move right in and stay there long term. On the market 1 day and already off before we could even see it.

 

[Abraham]

Downloaded The equalizer for the flight home. I'm also drunk enough they may not let me on the plane as I've been at LAx drinking for the last 4 hours. So, we shall see what happens.

 

[bentley]

Bob, you can always call me. I will answer but not listen. You can share to your hearts content while the phone sits on my coffee table.

I usually call when you're not home.

Does AngryWife talk dirty when you call?

 

[T Bell]

Because I love you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Downloaded The equalizer for the flight home. I'm also drunk enough they may not let me on the plane as I've been at LAx drinking for the last 4 hours. So, we shall see what happens.

So you just pick movies at random to watch?

 

[Abraham]

Was either this or the night crawler flick.

 

[Frostillicus]

Why not pay for your movies instead of stealing them?

 

[Abraham]

Why not pay for your movies instead of stealing them?

? I do pay for them. I use iTunes.

 

[Frostillicus]

Why not pay for your movies instead of stealing them?

? I do pay for them. I use iTunes.

Oh. Good for you. Carry on. I'm proud of you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Why not pay for your movies instead of stealing them?

Good question.

 

[bostonfred]

I'm several days behind on the GMTAN right now, so sorry if this has already been covered, but I figured I would gauge interest for super bowl squares this year.

It's $25/square

Payouts are:

1Q = $500

2Q = $500

3Q = $500

4Q = $500

Final (incl OT if played) = $500

PayPal is (nospaces) r e d s o x r j @ g m a i l . c o m

I never win these. Can i buy 100 squares?

 

[belljr]

Why not pay for your movies instead of stealing them?

? I do pay for them. I use iTunes.

Oh. Good for you. Carry on. I'm proud of you.

 

[cosjobs]

Drug house realtor said "why do you think it was a drug house" and then after being told all the things that I listed earlier she goes "oooohhhh I never thought of that". There's also apparently a water leak in the house that they cannot locate so they cannot turn the water back on right now.

We found a great house today that needs no work, low taxes, and in a great location. The price would stretch us to the limit, but we could move right in and stay there long term. On the market 1 day and already off before we could even see it.

Quick tip: if you think it might have been a meth lab, Spray some spray starch on the walls. if it turns black, put on a hazmat suit

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Drug house realtor said "why do you think it was a drug house" and then after being told all the things that I listed earlier she goes "oooohhhh I never thought of that". There's also apparently a water leak in the house that they cannot locate so they cannot turn the water back on right now.

We found a great house today that needs no work, low taxes, and in a great location. The price would stretch us to the limit, but we could move right in and stay there long term. On the market 1 day and already off before we could even see it.

Quick tip: if you think it might have been a meth lab, Spray some spray starch on the walls. if it turns black, put on a hazmat suit

Really? Starch has a chemical reaction with meth byproduct?

 

[shuke]

"Where is your god now, Shuke?"

Looks like a good patch of regular old ice there.

 

[T Bell]

Drug house realtor said "why do you think it was a drug house" and then after being told all the things that I listed earlier she goes "oooohhhh I never thought of that". There's also apparently a water leak in the house that they cannot locate so they cannot turn the water back on right now.

We found a great house today that needs no work, low taxes, and in a great location. The price would stretch us to the limit, but we could move right in and stay there long term. On the market 1 day and already off before we could even see it.

Quick tip: if you think it might have been a meth lab, Spray some spray starch on the walls. if it turns black, put on a hazmat suit

Really? Starch has a chemical reaction with meth byproduct?

No, this is just cos's way of making you vandalize random houses for the lulz.

 

[Frostillicus]

Why not pay for your movies instead of stealing them?

? I do pay for them. I use iTunes.

Oh. Good for you. Carry on. I'm proud of you.

This is post edit?

 

[shuke]

Oh and don't call me. I hate talking on the phone more than eating food. The only time I answer the phone is if it is my wife...and that's only about 1/2 of the time.

You hate eating food?

 

[kevzilla]

Oh and don't call me. I hate talking on the phone more than eating food. The only time I answer the phone is if it is my wife...and that's only about 1/2 of the time.

You hate eating food?

GET OFF MY PLATE!!!!1!!WAN!

 

[cosjobs]

Drug house realtor said "why do you think it was a drug house" and then after being told all the things that I listed earlier she goes "oooohhhh I never thought of that". There's also apparently a water leak in the house that they cannot locate so they cannot turn the water back on right now.

We found a great house today that needs no work, low taxes, and in a great location. The price would stretch us to the limit, but we could move right in and stay there long term. On the market 1 day and already off before we could even see it.

Quick tip: if you think it might have been a meth lab, Spray some spray starch on the walls. if it turns black, put on a hazmat suit

Really? Starch has a chemical reaction with meth byproduct?

No. Its magic.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and don't call me. I hate talking on the phone more than eating food. The only time I answer the phone is if it is my wife...and that's only about 1/2 of the time.

You hate eating food?

No. But everyone here thinks I hate everything.

 

[bostonfred]

Oh and don't call me. I hate talking on the phone more than eating food. The only time I answer the phone is if it is my wife...and that's only about 1/2 of the time.

You hate eating food?

No. But everyone here thinks I hate everything.

you must hate that

 

[Frostillicus]

Oh and don't call me. I hate talking on the phone more than eating food. The only time I answer the phone is if it is my wife...and that's only about 1/2 of the time.

You hate eating food?

No. But everyone here thinks I hate everything.

Don't you?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and don't call me. I hate talking on the phone more than eating food. The only time I answer the phone is if it is my wife...and that's only about 1/2 of the time.

You hate eating food?

No. But everyone here thinks I hate everything.

Don't you?

No

 

[Frostillicus]

Oh and don't call me. I hate talking on the phone more than eating food. The only time I answer the phone is if it is my wife...and that's only about 1/2 of the time.

You hate eating food?

No. But everyone here thinks I hate everything.

Don't you?

No

That's good.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and don't call me. I hate talking on the phone more than eating food. The only time I answer the phone is if it is my wife...and that's only about 1/2 of the time.

You hate eating food?

No. But everyone here thinks I hate everything.

Don't you?

No

That's good.

I hate you.

 

[cosjobs]

I feel like i know a whole new Tanner. Thanks for sharing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Too soon/too late for Superbowl humor?

 

[Frostillicus]

Oh and don't call me. I hate talking on the phone more than eating food. The only time I answer the phone is if it is my wife...and that's only about 1/2 of the time.

You hate eating food?

No. But everyone here thinks I hate everything.

Don't you?

No

That's good.

I hate you.

Do you play chess?

 

[Tecumseh]

I'm several days behind on the GMTAN right now, so sorry if this has already been covered, but I figured I would gauge interest for super bowl squares this year.

It's $25/square

Payouts are:

1Q = $500

2Q = $500

3Q = $500

4Q = $500

Final (incl OT if played) = $500

PayPal is (nospaces) r e d s o x r j @ g m a i l . c o m

In

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Drug house realtor said "why do you think it was a drug house" and then after being told all the things that I listed earlier she goes "oooohhhh I never thought of that". There's also apparently a water leak in the house that they cannot locate so they cannot turn the water back on right now.

We found a great house today that needs no work, low taxes, and in a great location. The price would stretch us to the limit, but we could move right in and stay there long term. On the market 1 day and already off before we could even see it.

Quick tip: if you think it might have been a meth lab, Spray some spray starch on the walls. if it turns black, put on a hazmat suit

What if I'm on a low-carb diet? Can I use olive oil instead?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The Obamacare thread is 356 pages long. THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX PAGES!

And the worst thing about it is that I jumped in there at one point and asked if they'd fixed the country's healthcare system yet...so now that f###er is starred on the first page every day for me. God friggin' dammit!