GM's thread about nothing (30 Viewers)

[shuke]

This Jesse James chick who married Eric Decker (former Gopher!) sure is attractive.

Top 5

 

[shuke]

Whew, what a January.

Last 500 pages update? I'll hang up and listen. Glad you folks are all still here.

Guster rigged the squares pool. And.....well, that's about it.

Thanks. That character.

Wait.

WHAT'S UP WITH PR CHICK(S)????

We are going to PR chicks house for the SB tomorrow. Angrywife is also interested in her dark side. Could be a fun party.

Wait what's all this now?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There's no shame in enjoying Hootie and the Blowfish, right?

A moderate amount of shame.

 

[Osaurus]

There's no shame in enjoying Hootie and the Blowfish, right?

A moderate amount of shame.

Like a v-steam?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

There's no shame in enjoying Hootie and the Blowfish, right?

A moderate amount of shame.

More than Cheap Trick shame but less than Pixies shame.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How about "neither"?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Watched The Wedding Ringer today. Was entertained.

 

[bentley]

Whew, what a January.

Last 500 pages update? I'll hang up and listen. Glad you folks are all still here.

Guster rigged the squares pool. And.....well, that's about it.

Thanks. That character.

Wait.

WHAT'S UP WITH PR CHICK(S)????

We are going to PR chicks house for the SB tomorrow. Angrywife is also interested in her dark side. Could be a fun party.

Wait what's all this now?

You're shuked about it? What a surprise.

 

[JaxBill]

For the Melissa Stark admirers

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8tWLMKCMAAO8-X.jpg:large

 

[Frostillicus]

For the Melissa Stark admirers

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8tWLMKCMAAO8-X.jpg:large

She's a giant!

 

[bostonfred]

1, 2

 

[Uruk-Hai]

For the Melissa Stark admirers

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8tWLMKCMAAO8-X.jpg:large

Ain't much to grab onto there but a stray hip bone. #1 all day.

 

[Annyong]

Hip bones are where it's at.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For the Melissa Stark admirers

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8tWLMKCMAAO8-X.jpg:large

LINK

Spoiler

overweight or obese girls are at least 15% more likely than their recommended-weight peers to have had anal intercourse

 

[Frostillicus]

For the Melissa Stark admirers

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8tWLMKCMAAO8-X.jpg:large

LINK

Spoiler

overweight or obese girls are at least 15% more likely than their recommended-weight peers to have had anal intercourse

Duh

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Watching this Quiet Riot documentary on Showtime.

 

[Annyong]

Did you guys know there's an NFL Honors show on? Me neither. This is horrible.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Falling the hell apart

Something on each one of my appendages is messed up in some fashion

Right arm, rotator cuff is barking. Thought for sure I tore it, but seems to be healing quickly.

Left arm, tore something in my elbow. Heard it pop about 3 months back while doing push-ups. Still can't do more than 5 before it becomes unbearable. A far cry from the 5 sets of 25 I was doing. This one drives me nuts, can do anything else I want/need to do with it. No push-ups, and if I bang it on something it's like a funny bone pain without the funny part. Just agony.

Left leg, turf toe on the SGT Hulka

Right leg, hamstring strain. Nothing nasty. Was still able to do the 4 miles yesterday, but it's extra tight today.

As for the 5th appendage, the user name says it all.

This getting old thing is teh suck

Dude, that sounds like a torn bicep tendon, and since you waited so long it probably is torn from the bone now. I almost waited too long, the doc had to do surgery on a 4th of July, he said i was that close to having it tear from the bone.

Not good.

 

[Aerial Assault]

For the Melissa Stark admirers

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8tWLMKCMAAO8-X.jpg:large

Nice. She's just as good looking now as she was 10-15 years ago or whenever she first showed up.

 

[Aerial Assault]

And sorry, Ditka. :(

 

[Annyong]

Wtf. Jerome Bettis is a HOFer? Lol

 

[mr roboto]

Ruling on enjoying Downton Abbey?

 

[bostonfred]

Hip bones are where it's at.

probably somewhere in between.

 

[Annyong]

Oh I'm being told that I'm cheap because I'm spray painting all the brass door knobs. Actually that does sound cheap. But we have less than a year here anyway.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Oh I'm being told that I'm cheap because I'm spray painting all the brass door knobs. Actually that does sound cheap. But we have less than a year here anyway.

My wife did this to a couple doorknobs against my pleadings not to do it. it will like like dog #### within a few months.

I mean like embarrassingly bad. Just be prepared for it.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Ruling on enjoying Downton Abbey?

SO and my folks love it. I've never seen a second of it. British TV is pretty high quality stuff so I think you're fine.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Like Like Dog played right after Tokyo Police Club at Riot Fest last year in Chicago.

 

[Annyong]

Oh I'm being told that I'm cheap because I'm spray painting all the brass door knobs. Actually that does sound cheap. But we have less than a year here anyway.

My wife did this to a couple doorknobs against my pleadings not to do it. it will like like dog #### within a few months.

I mean like embarrassingly bad. Just be prepared for it.

Dammit. Did she sand them down like an adult?Edit: I've had like 8 beers

 

[Sammy3469]

Oh I'm being told that I'm cheap because I'm spray painting all the brass door knobs. Actually that does sound cheap. But we have less than a year here anyway.

My wife did this to a couple doorknobs against my pleadings not to do it. it will like like dog #### within a few months.

I mean like embarrassingly bad. Just be prepared for it.

Dammit. Did she sand them down like an adult?Edit: I've had like 8 beers

Sounds like you went to the GM school for planning and household repairs.

 

[krista4]

Whew, what a January.

Last 500 pages update? I'll hang up and listen. Glad you folks are all still here.

Welcome back! I was little worried...

Hoping Bob Sacamano provides you an update.

Aww. Thanks! Well, you know how it is. Just something scheduled or due every day for about a month. I even went to one of your old stomping grounds for a long appearance, just before "polishing" off a 15,000-word "brief." Oof. I paid dearly for my "days off" around Christmas and New Year's. Anyway, enough narcissi-whining. :IBTL: Everyone is healthy.

Which stomping ground?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Oh I'm being told that I'm cheap because I'm spray painting all the brass door knobs. Actually that does sound cheap. But we have less than a year here anyway.

My wife did this to a couple doorknobs against my pleadings not to do it. it will like like dog #### within a few months.

I mean like embarrassingly bad. Just be prepared for it.

Dammit. Did she sand them down like an adult?Edit: I've had like 8 beers

The sanding will help but its tough to get it right - she tried to sand them but it wasn't even so it wore unevenly. Nice patchy areas of wear showed up pretty quickly. She became convinced it was not worth going ahead and getting new hardware ...

Maybe you guys will have better luck.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

DoorknobChat

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/brownies4life/cali/tumblr_kylke4sy9X1qa215io1_500png.jpg

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/brownies4life/cali/tumblr_kylke4sy9X1qa215io1_500png.jpg

Forward by Roverfish ESQ

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/1d87b5ee0196416fec0601c42c093f30/tumblr_ncndn9puqV1tlrio8o9_500.jpg

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a-To0CNnDY&list=PLgO8uu4_FcHpaaFMx2rhdv7wA07I9EN1q

 

[-fish-]

Meg says hi

 

[T Bell]

How about "neither"?

Problem solved if they just switch sides.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

How about "neither"?

little young, no?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Morning, DaR

 

[DA RAIDERS]

morning UH!!

drinking a bit. celebrating a pretty damn good january at work. really crushed it. :mansion: i'm ####### exhausted, but happy.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

What do you do, J?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

my daughter is having a friend over for a sleepover.

so, for the first time i was struck by how cool it would be to have another kid. the girls are crashed out on my daughters bed and seeing them asleep, really pulled at the old heart strings.

anyone know a good dr in socal to get my #### snipped asap?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

What do you do, J?

high end restaurant

 

[heckmanm]

Whew, what a January.

Last 500 pages update? I'll hang up and listen. Glad you folks are all still here.

Welcome back! I was little worried...

Hoping Bob Sacamano provides you an update.

Aww. Thanks! Well, you know how it is. Just something scheduled or due every day for about a month. I even went to one of your old stomping grounds for a long appearance, just before "polishing" off a 15,000-word "brief." Oof. I paid dearly for my "days off" around Christmas and New Year's. Anyway, enough narcissi-whining. :IBTL: Everyone is healthy.

Which stomping ground?

This one?

 

[T Bell]

LOL

 

[General Malaise]

Man, just woke up from a horrible nightmare where Guster gave me both 9/2 AND 2/9 for our squares contest, laughing all the way. God that was brutal. Glad I'm awake now. Can't wait for the drawing of our squares.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Man, just woke up from a horrible nightmare where Guster gave me both 9/2 AND 2/9 for our squares contest, laughing all the way. God that was brutal. Glad I'm awake now. Can't wait for the drawing of our squares.

How about putting me out of my misery in Scrabble? Ending THAT nightmare ok with you?

 

[-fish-]

friend with the double-decker tailgate bus had it driven to phoenix and has been all over the news, including being the headline story on yahoo sports for a day. lots of interviews, etc., including one with his girlfriend that he took to the game.

I don't think his wife is very happy.

 

[Frostillicus]

Man, just woke up from a horrible nightmare where Guster gave me both 9/2 AND 2/9 for our squares contest, laughing all the way. God that was brutal. Glad I'm awake now. Can't wait for the drawing of our squares.

Twins!