GM's thread about nothing (46 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

I ordered Duck meatballs at dinner tonight.

I like how Duck is capitalized.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Absolutely abused by a judicial officer acting really oddly today for some reason; opposing counsel got the same treatment. Good times. Oh, maybe I should take this to the LAWYER THREAD.

Sexually abused?

I don't think so, no.

The treatment still didn't feel quite right.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I ordered Duck meatballs at dinner tonight.

I like how Duck is capitalized.

I bet the balls were scrumptious.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I ordered Duck meatballs at dinner tonight.

I like how Duck is capitalized.

I bet the balls were scrumptious.

Herman

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Probably the best pic I've seen all day.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I ordered Duck meatballs at dinner tonight.

I like how Duck is capitalized.

I bet the balls were scrumptious.

Herman

I knew you'd go that route, so I preemptively Ducked you.

 

[Frostillicus]

That Saved by the Bell reunion on Jimmy Fallon was awesome and made me horny.

 

[kevzilla]

krista, how were OH's balls? Juicy and delicious?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I ordered Duck meatballs at dinner tonight.

I like how Duck is capitalized.

I bet the balls were scrumptious.

Herman

I knew you'd go that route, so I preemptively Ducked you.

orly

 

[Tecumseh]

Considering how many people have an Asian chick fetish, you've got to think the reverse is true.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-31130947

Shuke and GM could make millions. :mansion:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dad's a fixer (or maybe mom?)

 

[proninja]

Considering how many people have an Asian chick fetish, you've got to think the reverse is true.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-31130947

Shuke and GM could make millions. :mansion:

The Onion is on it

 

[cosjobs]

I ordered Duck meatballs at dinner tonight.

Congrats. They probably had to kill 100 ducks for you to have a couple bites of their testicular savoriness.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Considering how many people have an Asian chick fetish, you've got to think the reverse is true.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-31130947

Shuke and GM could make millions. :mansion:

awesome

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Considering how many people have an Asian chick fetish, you've got to think the reverse is true.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-31130947

Shuke and GM could make millions. :mansion:

GB Mansion.

 

[heckmanm]

I ordered Duck meatballs at dinner tonight.

Congrats. They probably had to kill 100 ducks for you to have a couple bites of their testicular savoriness.

How many mattresses would that take?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I ordered Duck meatballs at dinner tonight.

I like how Duck is capitalized.

Because you like big D

 

[Ignoramus]

What are you using for rolls and cheese? These are critical decisions.

You want a nice roll. A crusty roll from a bakery, a mini baguetts or at the very least something from teh Safeway baker. Don't buy a mass produced, soft roll.

Second, I prefer provolone. I drape the slices over the top of the meatballs and the bread so as to completely seal the meatballs and sauce inside. Stick them under the broiler the bubble and brown the cheese. If the cheese is not over the bread (ie tucked into it), you'll burn the top of the bread under the broiler.

Read this like 8x and I'm still Shuked. Can you explain the cheese over the bread thing

HTH

 

[heckmanm]

What are you using for rolls and cheese? These are critical decisions.

You want a nice roll. A crusty roll from a bakery, a mini baguetts or at the very least something from teh Safeway baker. Don't buy a mass produced, soft roll.

Second, I prefer provolone. I drape the slices over the top of the meatballs and the bread so as to completely seal the meatballs and sauce inside. Stick them under the broiler the bubble and brown the cheese. If the cheese is not over the bread (ie tucked into it), you'll burn the top of the bread under the broiler.

Read this like 8x and I'm still Shuked. Can you explain the cheese over the bread thing

HTH

Kraft Singles on a meatball sandwich?? HOW DARE YOU

 

[Thorn]

I ordered Duck meatballs at dinner tonight.

Congrats. They probably had to kill 100 ducks for you to have a couple bites of their testicular savoriness.

How many mattresses would that take?

what?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I ordered Duck meatballs at dinner tonight.

Congrats. They probably had to kill 100 ducks for you to have a couple bites of their testicular savoriness.

How many mattresses would that take?

what?

for cos to kill 100 ducks... I believe it's 9 chickens per mattress

 

[T Bell]

This is awesome

 

[El Floppo]

Considering how many people have an Asian chick fetish, you've got to think the reverse is true.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-31130947

Shuke and GM could make millions. :mansion:

awesome

seriously though... have they seen this yet?

this is a real game-changer. could pay for more stuff for shuke and at least another basketball or curling team of kids for GM.

 

[El Floppo]

This is awesome

Lard Barron

 

[Tiger Fan]

What are you using for rolls and cheese? These are critical decisions.

You want a nice roll. A crusty roll from a bakery, a mini baguetts or at the very least something from teh Safeway baker. Don't buy a mass produced, soft roll.

Second, I prefer provolone. I drape the slices over the top of the meatballs and the bread so as to completely seal the meatballs and sauce inside. Stick them under the broiler the bubble and brown the cheese. If the cheese is not over the bread (ie tucked into it), you'll burn the top of the bread under the broiler.

Read this like 8x and I'm still Shuked. Can you explain the cheese over the bread thing

open face. Both sides with cheese on it under the broiler - then putting the top with the melted cheese on top of the meatballs that also now have melted cheese on them.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Crown royal regal apple sounds disgusting.

This may shock you, but I've had it. It surprised me as it wasn't as horrible and disgusting as I imagined it would be. Taking a whiff of the stuff you get strong notes of apple jolly rancher and you think that you'll probably retch it all back up; but drinking it, the flavor is very light and not horrible at all. Me and my brother and my old man drank a bottle of it on Christmas Eve. We drank it by doing shots, which I would not recommend for this cordial. Instead, mix it with some ginger ale or sprite or some ish.

Now, the Maple Crown Royal on the other hand is the Devil's diarrhea. There is nothing good about that stuff.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Maple Knob Creek is surprisingly tasty though.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've got 20 gallons of homebrewed beer (+/- a few bottles "tasted" to "make sure they're not infected") in my house and in various forms of fermentation/carbonating. I've done this in the last month. I'm brewing another 5 gallons Saturday.

Let's be friends

I choo-choo-choose you.

Gianmarco's thread, where people proclaim to have never watched a Simpsons episode, has me stabby.

Just please don't tell SLB. I think he likes that show and might never drink with me again if he knew.

& people are stupid

Probably the best pic I've seen all day.

Cal told me the other day he wants to get his Eagle Scout badge. Middle school and high school just got a lot harder.

This is awesome

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Lets go no booze talk for a few weeks.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Lets go no booze talk for a few weeks.

I can't speak to how it impacts your liver numbers, but according to my nutritionist friend, there are studies indicating a bottle of red wine per day is better for you than no red wine at all.

I can't figure out why religious people hate science when it brings us good news like that.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This is awesome

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I ordered Duck meatballs at dinner tonight.

I like how Duck is capitalized.

Better than being in quotations

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I ordered Duck meatballs at dinner tonight.

I like how Duck is capitalized.

Better than being in quotations

Or with an exclamation point.

Duck! Meatballs.

 

[El Floppo]

I ordered Duck meatballs at dinner tonight.

I like how Duck is capitalized.

Better than being in quotations

Or with an exclamation point.

Duck! Meatballs. Black Swan

 

[cosjobs]

I ordered Duck meatballs at dinner tonight.

Congrats. They probably had to kill 100 ducks for you to have a couple bites of their testicular savoriness.

How many mattresses would that take?

what?

for cos to kill 100 ducks... I believe it's 9 chickens per mattress

You guys have long memories. I need to shut up more

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Buckeye covered duck?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Assuming they were Delicious!, where would one obtain these Duck! meatballs?

 

[Ignoramus]

Old lady at work is telling me about her issues with the cable company and them having to come out to her house and replace her "splinters" with ones that have more power. She must have called them splinters eighteen times.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

How does she feel about meatballs?

 

[T Bell]

Old lady at work is telling me about her issues with the cable company and them having to come out to her house and replace her "splinters" with ones that have more power. She must have called them splinters eighteen times.

Did you work "Go home, Shelby" into the conversation?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Tell her the new ones are probably wire taps

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I ordered Duck meatballs at dinner tonight.

I like how Duck is capitalized.

Better than being in quotations

Or with an exclamation point.

Duck! Meatballs.

Link

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I ordered Duck meatballs at dinner tonight.

I like how Duck is capitalized.

Better than being in quotations

Or with an exclamation point.Duck! Meatballs.

Link

Exactly the reaction I was shooting for.

 

[YSR]

Lets go no booze talk for a few weeks.

I can't speak to how it impacts your liver numbers, but according to my nutritionist friend, there are studies indicating a bottle of red wine per day is better for you than no red wine at all.

I can't figure out why religious people hate science when it brings us good news like that.

What about two bottles?

Of white?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Lets go no booze talk for a few weeks.

I can't speak to how it impacts your liver numbers, but according to my nutritionist friend, there are studies indicating a bottle of red wine per day is better for you than no red wine at all.

I can't figure out why religious people hate science when it brings us good news like that.

It has nothing to do with religion. One glass of red wine a day is like stopping at second base. I'm not in grade school, science.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

YSR gets it.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Lets go no booze talk for a few weeks.

I can't speak to how it impacts your liver numbers, but according to my nutritionist friend, there are studies indicating a bottle of red wine per day is better for you than no red wine at all.

I can't figure out why religious people hate science when it brings us good news like that.

It has nothing to do with religion. One glass of red wine a day is like stopping at second base. I'm not in grade school, science.

Bottle, not glass.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Lets go no booze talk for a few weeks.

I can't speak to how it impacts your liver numbers, but according to my nutritionist friend, there are studies indicating a bottle of red wine per day is better for you than no red wine at all.

I can't figure out why religious people hate science when it brings us good news like that.

What about two bottles?

Of white?

Might as well pour three packets of Fun Dip down your throat.

 

[YSR]

Lets go no booze talk for a few weeks.

I can't speak to how it impacts your liver numbers, but according to my nutritionist friend, there are studies indicating a bottle of red wine per day is better for you than no red wine at all.

I can't figure out why religious people hate science when it brings us good news like that.

What about two bottles?

Of white?

Might as well pour three packets of Fun Dip down your throat.

I can do that too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Fun Dip Down Your Throat is opening for Black Veil Brides on their upcoming tour.