GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

I've got two 20-year terms, but they ain't going to last into the teenage years of the little kids, so I need more. My existing rates are de minimis, but the years haven't been too kind to me so I'm going to have to employ SLB's sober spring and summer, Bentley's running program, one of Cos' crazy caveman diets and perhaps a borrowed prostate to get reasonable term rates at this point in life.

Also, once I get set up with moar, I'm going to start storm chasing, swimming next to oil tankers and lipping off to people who don't take kindly to albino wise acres.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I've got two 20-year terms, but they ain't going to last into the teenage years of the little kids, so I need more. My existing rates are de minimis, but the years haven't been too kind to me so I'm going to have to employ SLB's sober spring and summer, Bentley's running program, one of Cos' crazy caveman diets and perhaps a borrowed prostate to get reasonable term rates at this point in life.

Also, once I get set up with moar, I'm going to start storm chasing, swimming next to oil tankers and lipping off to people who don't take kindly to albino wise acres.

Or just become closer friends with SLB.

 

[General Malaise]

I've got two 20-year terms, but they ain't going to last into the teenage years of the little kids, so I need more. My existing rates are de minimis, but the years haven't been too kind to me so I'm going to have to employ SLB's sober spring and summer, Bentley's running program, one of Cos' crazy caveman diets and perhaps a borrowed prostate to get reasonable term rates at this point in life.

Also, once I get set up with moar, I'm going to start storm chasing, swimming next to oil tankers and lipping off to people who don't take kindly to albino wise acres.

Or just become closer friends with SLB.

Not now that he's sober. FTN.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Get your own pillow, Zoe!"

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Nice little meeting on OSHA, LOTO, PPE etc. captivating stuff.

Don't use a pallet jack as a skateboard. That's the only thing I ever get out of these, and it's a tough rule to follow

When I was an intern our health and safety guy was telling us where to take shelter in case of tornado and proper exit routes for fire

Me: what do we do if the building catches on fire during a tornado?

Safety guy: I'll have get back to you on that

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Nice little meeting on OSHA, LOTO, PPE etc. captivating stuff.

Don't use a pallet jack as a skateboard. That's the only thing I ever get out of these, and it's a tough rule to follow

When I was an intern our health and safety guy was telling us where to take shelter in case of tornado and proper exit routes for fire

Me: what do we do if the building catches on fire during a tornado?

Safety guy: I'll have get back to you on that

What did he say when he got back to?

 

[bentley]

Nice little meeting on OSHA, LOTO, PPE etc. captivating stuff.

I got stuck in some OSHA and PPE stuff yesterday in San Angelo while all of my Austin friends were at a civic engagement breakfast and philanthropy lunch. I'm pretty sure I hate the insurance part of working for an insurance company.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

You down with PPE, Yeah you know me...

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Nice little meeting on OSHA, LOTO, PPE etc. captivating stuff.

Don't use a pallet jack as a skateboard. That's the only thing I ever get out of these, and it's a tough rule to follow

When I was an intern our health and safety guy was telling us where to take shelter in case of tornado and proper exit routes for fireMe: what do we do if the building catches on fire during a tornado?

Safety guy: I'll have get back to you on that

What did he say when he got back to?

To this day I still don't know the proper procedure (my instinct would be to GTFO)

I was just being a smart ### but he thought it was a legitimate question. I still have a friend at that company...I should ask him to follow up

 

[krista4]

Girl Scout cookies arrived. Day is getting brighter.

 

[General Malaise]

Nice little meeting on OSHA, LOTO, PPE etc. captivating stuff.

I got stuck in some OSHA and PPE stuff yesterday in San Angelo while all of my Austin friends were at a civic engagement breakfast and philanthropy lunch. I'm pretty sure I hate the insurance part of working for an insurance company.

yes, poor you.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Thinking of getting this as a potty training aid for my 3 year old

http://www.toiletsarlacc.com/

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Nice little meeting on OSHA, LOTO, PPE etc. captivating stuff.

Don't use a pallet jack as a skateboard. That's the only thing I ever get out of these, and it's a tough rule to follow

When I was an intern our health and safety guy was telling us where to take shelter in case of tornado and proper exit routes for fireMe: what do we do if the building catches on fire during a tornado?

Safety guy: I'll have get back to you on that

What did he say when he got back to?

To this day I still don't know the proper procedure (my instinct would be to GTFO)

I was just being a smart ### but he thought it was a legitimate question. I still have a friend at that company...I should ask him to follow up

Can't believe he didn't get back to you. Unprofessional.

 

[El Floppo]

Thinking of getting this as a potty training aid for my 3 year old

http://www.toiletsarlacc.com/

it just occurred to me... aside from a wipe here or there, we are officially done with potty training!

now that the wife's done, just have to get to the kids.

try the veal.

 

[General Malaise]

Thinking of getting this as a potty training aid for my 3 year old

http://www.toiletsarlacc.com/

it just occurred to me... aside from a wipe here or there, we are officially done with potty training!

now that the wife's done, just have to get to the kids.

try the veal.

I would if that communist Costco would just sell it up here.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I would if that communist Costco would just sell it up here.

sorry Costco doesn't support torture of baby animals.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Trying to coordinate a large pizza order for our office = serious business

"But some people like thin crust!"

"Wait we don't have a pepperoni only?"

"Who cares it's free"

"Is that enough...Lambskin's fat you know"

 

[Plorfu]

IIRC, Rose veal in the UK (generally called young beef in Europe), is from calves raised on farms in association with the UK Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals' Freedom Food programme.

 

[General Malaise]

I would if that communist Costco would just sell it up here.

sorry Costco doesn't support torture of baby animals.

Do they sell cigarettes and booze?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I would if that communist Costco would just sell it up here.

sorry Costco doesn't support torture of baby animals.

Do they sell cigarettes and booze?

sure are

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

JC sounds a lot like a psycho Ex.

Old but still rules

 

[General Malaise]

I would if that communist Costco would just sell it up here.

sorry Costco doesn't support torture of baby animals.

Do they sell cigarettes and booze?

sure are

Well then....I think what we have here is not so much a super store as it is a massive serial killer! Save the baby animals, kill all the humans. NEAT. STORE.

 

[General Malaise]

I would if that communist Costco would just sell it up here.

sorry Costco doesn't support torture of baby animals.

Do they sell cigarettes and booze?

sure are

Well then....I think what we have here is not so much a super store as it is a massive serial killer! Save the baby animals, kill all the humans. NEAT. STORE.

And Aaron, I'm just kidding. Don't blow a hat over me insulting your wife. Costco is pretty.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Well then....I think what we have here is not so much a super store as it is a massive serial killer! Save the baby animals, kill all the humans. NEAT. STORE.

your beloved Rite Aid doesn't sell those things? would you ever actually support a store that didn't sell booze? you already told us you boycott restaurants that don't serve beer.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I would if that communist Costco would just sell it up here.

sorry Costco doesn't support torture of baby animals.

Do they sell cigarettes and booze?

sure are

Well then....I think what we have here is not so much a super store as it is a massive serial killer! Save the baby animals, kill all the humans. NEAT. STORE.

And Aaron, I'm just kidding. Don't blow a hat over me insulting your wife. Costco is pretty.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

And Aaron, I'm just kidding. Don't blow a hat over me insulting your wife. Costco is pretty.

Costco gives cash back to stockholders too.

 

[Limp Ditka]

And Aaron, I'm just kidding. Don't blow a hat over me insulting your wife. Costco is pretty.

Costco gives cash back to stockholders too.

So pissed you saw her first

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I thought we were being a kinder and gentler FFA. I think you've all been pretty ####ty to booze today, and I won't stand for it.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I thought we were being a kinder and gentler FFA. I think you've all been pretty ####ty to booze today, and I won't stand for it.

Sorry, booze

:(

 

[Thorn]

What if the baby animals taste delicious?

 

[krista4]

IIRC, Rose veal in the UK (generally called young beef in Europe), is from calves raised on farms in association with the UK Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals' Freedom Food programme.

I might be wrong, but I believe the name "rose veal" comes from its pink colour, which is a result of the calves being slaughtered at or after 35 weeks (8 months up to 12 months).

 

[Frostillicus]

What if the baby animals taste delicious?

You don't win friends with salad.

 

[Sammy3469]

IIRC, Rose veal in the UK (generally called young beef in Europe), is from calves raised on farms in association with the UK Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals' Freedom Food programme.

I might be wrong, but I believe the name "rose veal" comes from its pink colour, which is a result of the calves being slaughtered at or after 35 weeks (8 months up to 12 months).

I prefer Bob veal...those calves never had a chance

 

[krista4]

JC sounds a lot like a psycho Ex.

Your caption made this one particularly

 

[heckmanm]

IIRC, Rose veal in the UK (generally called young beef in Europe), is from calves raised on farms in association with the UK Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals' Freedom Food programme.

I might be wrong, but I believe the name "rose veal" comes from its pink colour, which is a result of the calves being slaughtered at or after 35 weeks (8 months up to 12 months).

I prefer Bob veal...those calves never had a chance

Before googling, I honestly thought this was a STLBob joke.

 

[-fish-]

A non law-related company I know is looking to sell. They contacted me because I have a lot of contacts in this industry and know the owners of many of their competitors. At the time, they discussed that they would be willing to pay me a referral fee. I've known these people a long time, so there is no firm agreement in place.

I put out some feelers and found 3 potential buyers.

The owners of the selling company want to know what I'm asking for the referral fee. I only expect a fee if they actually sell, but I have no idea what it would be.

What's a referral for a buyer worth? Flat fee, calculated on a percentage of the purchase price? A bottle of good bourbon?

 

[mr roboto]

Many business brokers charge 5-10% for referrals but they may do more of the transaction than simple referral.

Look up resale business brokers on teh googles.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You guys make me want to get drunk and punch a fawn.

 

[T Bell]

Oh, just wait for it, baby. *straightens jacket*

(Blow it up to full screen)

 

[T Bell]

You guys make me want to get drunk and punch a fawn.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

You guys make me want to get drunk and punch a fawn.

another word that doesn't rhyme with Don.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You guys make me want to get drunk and punch a fawn.

another word that doesn't rhyme with Don.

In this case I actually agree with you.

not really

 

[T Bell]

Krista>wait

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I thought we were being a kinder and gentler FFA. I think you've all been pretty ####ty to booze today, and I won't stand for it.

You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[El Floppo]

IIRC, Rose veal in the UK (generally called young beef in Europe), is from calves raised on farms in association with the UK Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals' Freedom Food programme.

I might be wrong, but I believe the name "rose veal" comes from its pink colour, which is a result of the calves being slaughtered at or after 35 weeks (8 months up to 12 months).

I prefer Bob veal...those calves never had a chance

Before googling, I honestly thought this was a STLBob joke.

it's not?

eta: this was one of the many posts in here I just write off to some long-standing notebooky thing about Bob's calves or whatnot that I'm out of the loop for.

 

[El Floppo]

You guys make me want to get drunk and punch a fawn.

I would've bet my scarf you were going to link this:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/people-who-drink-alcohol-outlive-those-who-abstain-study-shows-8995879.html

Mights as well call it Kill Yourself February.

Instead, ‘moderate’ drinking, defined as one to three drinks per day,

This isn't AA, this is AA if they were a little more realistic. It's a test of will to improve liver health and lower tolerance, for a whole month.

Sixty-nine per cent of the participants who abstained from drinking alcohol died during the 20 year observation period, in comparison to 60 per cent of the heavy drinkers. Only 41 per cent of moderate drinkers died within this time frame.

A moderate drinker is 3 drinks, what's a heavy drinker, five drinks? Five shots of whiskey is one drink for me. Do they have any studies on super uber heavy drinkers?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/people-who-drink-alcohol-outlive-those-who-abstain-study-shows-8995879.html

Mights as well call it Kill Yourself February.

Instead, ‘moderate’ drinking, defined as one to three drinks per day,

This isn't AA, this is AA if they were a little more realistic. It's a test of will to improve liver health and lower tolerance, for a whole month.

Sixty-nine per cent of the participants who abstained from drinking alcohol died during the 20 year observation period, in comparison to 60 per cent of the heavy drinkers. Only 41 per cent of moderate drinkers died within this time frame.

A moderate drinker is 3 drinks, what's a heavy drinker, five drinks? Five shots of whiskey is one drink for me. Do they have any studies on super uber heavy drinkers?

I'll see myself back out.

 

[bentley]

Nice little meeting on OSHA, LOTO, PPE etc. captivating stuff.

I got stuck in some OSHA and PPE stuff yesterday in San Angelo while all of my Austin friends were at a civic engagement breakfast and philanthropy lunch. I'm pretty sure I hate the insurance part of working for an insurance company.

yes, poor you.

This doesn't seem genuine.

 

[T Bell]

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/people-who-drink-alcohol-outlive-those-who-abstain-study-shows-8995879.html

Mights as well call it Kill Yourself February.

Instead, ‘moderate’ drinking, defined as one to three drinks per day,

This isn't AA, this is AA if they were a little more realistic. It's a test of will to improve liver health and lower tolerance, for a whole month.

Sixty-nine per cent of the participants who abstained from drinking alcohol died during the 20 year observation period, in comparison to 60 per cent of the heavy drinkers. Only 41 per cent of moderate drinkers died within this time frame.

A moderate drinker is 3 drinks, what's a heavy drinker, five drinks? Five shots of whiskey is one drink for me. Do they have any studies on super uber heavy drinkers?

"I only drink Moderately, and in fact I have a case of it in the car." - Dean Martin