GM's thread about nothing (67 Viewers)

[ScottNorwood]

So I think we've hit the holy trinity of the FFA:

GM's thread: Personal stories and drunken shenanigans

Timshochets thread: Politics, Religion, Current events (all the stuff that I don't read)

GPJ's thread: Full on shtick and meta-posting

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Last year my students thought this was hilarious.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

So I think we've hit the holy trinity of the FFA:

GM's thread: Excercise stories and sobriety musings

Timshochets thread: Politics, Religion, Current events (all the stuff that I don't read)

GPJ's thread: Full on shtick and meta-posting

FTFY

 

[shuke]

DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE JOBS?!?

Who posted in: GM's thread about nothing

Officer Pete Malloy/Reg Lllama of Brixton/McJose/RudiStein/Sconch 16946
General Malaise 14106
St. Louis Bob 13179
Notorious T.R.E. 8905
krista4 8447
Frostillicus 7591
shuke 6882
Aaron Rudnicki 5615
Homer J Simpson 5608
Abraham 5413

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE JOBS?!?

Who posted in: GM's thread about nothing

Officer Pete Malloy/Reg Lllama of Brixton/McJose/RudiStein/Sconch 16946
General Malaise 14106
St. Louis Bob 13179
Notorious T.R.E. 8905
krista4 8447
Frostillicus 7591
shuke 6882
Aaron Rudnicki 5615
Homer J Simpson 5608
Abraham 5413

Pretty sure it's been established that teachers don't really do anything, Friendo.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Courtship, dating, and 20+ years of marriage all summed up in one gif.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE JOBS?!?

Who posted in: GM's thread about nothing

Officer Pete Malloy/Reg Lllama of Brixton/McJose/RudiStein/Sconch 16946

General Malaise 14106

St. Louis Bob 13179

Notorious T.R.E. 8905

krista4 8447

Frostillicus 7591

shuke 6882

Aaron Rudnicki 5615

Homer J Simpson 5608

Abraham 5413

Pretty sure it's been established that teachers don't really do anything, Friendo.

add 2890 Josie Moran posts to homer

 

[Bob Sacamano]

DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE JOBS?!?

Who posted in: GM's thread about nothing

Officer Pete Malloy/Reg Lllama of Brixton/McJose/RudiStein/Sconch 16946
General Malaise 14106
St. Louis Bob 13179
Notorious T.R.E. 8905
krista4 8447
Frostillicus 7591
shuke 6882
Aaron Rudnicki 5615
Homer J Simpson 5608
Abraham 5413

I think you missed a few.

 

[shuke]

DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE JOBS?!?

Who posted in: GM's thread about nothing

Officer Pete Malloy/Reg Lllama of Brixton/McJose/RudiStein/Sconch 16946
General Malaise 14106
St. Louis Bob 13179
Notorious T.R.E. 8905
krista4 8447
Frostillicus 7591
shuke 6882
Aaron Rudnicki 5615
Homer J Simpson 5608
Abraham 5413

I think you missed a few.

Think I got all we needed.

 

[Frostillicus]

DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE JOBS?!?

Who posted in: GM's thread about nothing

Officer Pete Malloy/Reg Lllama of Brixton/McJose/RudiStein/Sconch 16946
General Malaise 14106
St. Louis Bob 13179
Notorious T.R.E. 8905
krista4 8447
Frostillicus 7591
shuke 6882
Aaron Rudnicki 5615
Homer J Simpson 5608
Abraham 5413

Pretty sure it's been established that teachers don't really do anything, Friendo.

Except have summers off.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE JOBS?!?

Who posted in: GM's thread about nothing

Officer Pete Malloy/Reg Lllama of Brixton/McJose/RudiStein/Sconch 16946

General Malaise 14106

St. Louis Bob 13179

Notorious T.R.E. 8905

krista4 8447

Frostillicus 7591

shuke 6882

Aaron Rudnicki 5615

Homer J Simpson 5608

Abraham 5413

Pretty sure it's been established that teachers don't really do anything, Friendo.

add 2890 Josie Moran posts to homer

TOP FIVE!!!!!

 

[Frostillicus]

Top 5 butthole, maybe.

 

[Frostillicus]

Don't take that the wrong way!

 

[Frostillicus]

Or that!

 

[belljr]

Top 5 butthole, maybe.

It is nice

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Speaking of buttholes if anyone needs a last minute Valentine's Day gift

 

[bostonfred]

Lol at top five butt hole

 

[bentley]

I had something that was supposed to be bacon wrapped wagyu meatloaf today. Im skeptical about the authenticity.

Going to some place called Seasons 52 in Houston tonight. Looks like a chain. Anyone eaten there?

 

[bentley]

Top 5 butthole, maybe.

 

[bostonfred]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/that-backfired.jpg

 

[Frostillicus]

I had something that was supposed to be bacon wrapped wagyu meatloaf today. Im skeptical about the authenticity.

Going to some place called Seasons 52 in Houston tonight. Looks like a chain. Anyone eaten there?

I have not, but I'd go with the braised short rib and cheddar flatbread and warm olive plate for apps (maybe add in the lobster flatbread and/or schrimp scampi if you have a lot of people), start with either a cup of the beef and black bean chili (beans in chili in texas!), then definitely go with the sesame grilled swordfish. Maybe the rack of lamb if you're not in the mood for seafood.

 

[ScottNorwood]

I may not be as prolific as some of you, but when I post I make it count.

 

[Frostillicus]

We're going here Friday for my brother's birthday. I've never been, but it's his favorite. Not sure what I'm going to order yet. Should be a blast since my wife doesn't like seafood of any kind. Already looking forward to the ride home.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We're going here Friday for my brother's birthday. I've never been, but it's his favorite. Not sure what I'm going to order yet. Should be a blast since my wife doesn't like seafood of any kind. Already looking forward to the ride home.

I can't stand seafood either. But it looks like they have steak and chicken.

 

[mr roboto]

Frosty when I get to Minnesota this summer I gotta buy you a beer or three. TRE can come too.

 

[Frostillicus]

We're going here Friday for my brother's birthday. I've never been, but it's his favorite. Not sure what I'm going to order yet. Should be a blast since my wife doesn't like seafood of any kind. Already looking forward to the ride home.

I can't stand seafood either. But it looks like they have steak and chicken.

Right, she also doesn't like steak or fried chicken. I'm guessing she'll order the garlic mashed potatoes as a side alone or the corn bread.

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty when I get to Minnesota this summer I gotta buy you a beer or three. TRE can come too.

Fancy beer?

 

[mr roboto]

Frosty when I get to Minnesota this summer I gotta buy you a beer or three. TRE can come too.

Fancy beer?

Grain belt. Surly. Whatever your poison.

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty when I get to Minnesota this summer I gotta buy you a beer or three. TRE can come too.

Fancy beer?

Grain belt. Surly. Whatever your poison.

Yes. I can drink beer. I am in.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Frosty when I get to Minnesota this summer I gotta buy you a beer or three. TRE can come too.

I'd prefer to get a spot across the bar from you two and plot your collective demise.

 

[ScottNorwood]

We're going here Friday for my brother's birthday. I've never been, but it's his favorite. Not sure what I'm going to order yet. Should be a blast since my wife doesn't like seafood of any kind. Already looking forward to the ride home.

I'll take one of everything

 

[mr roboto]

Is it true that 'Minnesota nice' is kinda hard for outsiders to make friends? I have family all over the TCs but I hope I don't have 'friendly but aloof' neighbors.

Oh and Pickles can come too.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I want to punch the guy who does the zyppah commercials in the nuts

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I want to punch the guy who does the zyppah commercials in the nuts

Yes, definitely this.

Or buy 1 for merls.

But 1 of those 2, almost certainly.

 

[Drifter]

We're going here Friday for my brother's birthday. I've never been, but it's his favorite. Not sure what I'm going to order yet. Should be a blast since my wife doesn't like seafood of any kind. Already looking forward to the ride home.

Sea Bass Ceviche, Lobster Bisque and Blue Crab Po Boy

 

[bentley]

I had something that was supposed to be bacon wrapped wagyu meatloaf today. Im skeptical about the authenticity.

Going to some place called Seasons 52 in Houston tonight. Looks like a chain. Anyone eaten there?

I have not, but I'd go with the braised short rib and cheddar flatbread and warm olive plate for apps (maybe add in the lobster flatbread and/or schrimp scampi if you have a lot of people), start with either a cup of the beef and black bean chili (beans in chili in texas!), then definitely go with the sesame grilled swordfish. Maybe the rack of lamb if you're not in the mood for seafood.

It's a client dinner. I'm pretty sure they would move their insurance business immediately if I ordered chili with beans. And rightfully so.

 

[bostonfred]

We're going here Friday for my brother's birthday. I've never been, but it's his favorite. Not sure what I'm going to order yet. Should be a blast since my wife doesn't like seafood of any kind. Already looking forward to the ride home.

Sea Bass Ceviche, Lobster Bisque and Blue Crab Po Boy

pumpkin seeds in lobster bisque? #### that. Pick one fancy thing and do it well.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We're going here Friday for my brother's birthday. I've never been, but it's his favorite. Not sure what I'm going to order yet. Should be a blast since my wife doesn't like seafood of any kind. Already looking forward to the ride home.

I can't stand seafood either. But it looks like they have steak and chicken.

Right, she also doesn't like steak or fried chicken. I'm guessing she'll order the garlic mashed potatoes as a side alone or the corn bread.

wtf

 

[Limp Ditka]

Those mashed potatoes flavored with essential oils?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I think I need to start an OFFICIAL Better Call Saul thread.

 

[Guster]

I had something that was supposed to be bacon wrapped wagyu meatloaf today. Im skeptical about the authenticity.

Going to some place called Seasons 52 in Houston tonight. Looks like a chain. Anyone eaten there?

There isone right near my place, but I've never been. Heard decent stuff about it

 

[cstu]

We're going here Friday for my brother's birthday. I've never been, but it's his favorite. Not sure what I'm going to order yet. Should be a blast since my wife doesn't like seafood of any kind. Already looking forward to the ride home.

I can't stand seafood either. But it looks like they have steak and chicken.

Right, she also doesn't like steak or fried chicken. I'm guessing she'll order the garlic mashed potatoes as a side alone or the corn bread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEDw9xgSmSc

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I want to punch the guy who does the zyppah commercials in the nuts

Yes, definitely this.

Or buy 1 for merls.

But 1 of those 2, almost certainly.

both?

 

[El Floppo]

We're going here Friday for my brother's birthday. I've never been, but it's his favorite. Not sure what I'm going to order yet. Should be a blast since my wife doesn't like seafood of any kind. Already looking forward to the ride home.

Sea Bass Ceviche, Lobster Bisque and Blue Crab Po Boy

fish and meat on a plate... but does it come on a stick?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The upside of having an 8 year old girl is that you get to hear songs like this one 1,000 times a day.

A musical accompaniment to your Bingo card. Assist to Idiot Boxer. And I guess that Lorde chick.

He believes that diamonds are for chumps

He plies his teeth with chicken wings... from BW3

The innerwebs thinks he's a grump

From another time, he’s always angry.

'Cause every post's like I hate paypal, children on my lawn

Pearl Jam, oatmeal, words that don't rhyme with dawn

He don't care. He thinks that Cadillacs are for kids

But then he comes and posts kittens, neck punch, rockin out to Cheap Trick

Youtube, reddit, kids with weird names shtick

He don't care, he's checking out that hot blue hair

And he'll always be Boyle (Boyle)

Not Officer Pete Malloy

That alias just ain’t for us.

It lacks a certain kind of gruff

He’s Teaching middle schoolers (schoolers)

They call him Mr. B

Listening to Greens and Blues and Blues and Blues

As he berates humanity

(with a subscription to Cat Fancy)

Seemed incomplete, though I probably like the first verse better.

He loved Brad Pitt in DaVinci Code

He'll hang your picture on the fridge in the staff room

And even though he thinks Trebek blooooows (Yes he'll deny this)

He still took his money

But every post's like I hate Twitter, vaccinate your damn kids

Baseball, Frodo, I'm not eatin' those squids

He don't care. He thinks that Cadillacs are for kids

But then he comes and posts kittens, neck punch, rockin out to Cheap Trick

Youtube, reddit, kids with weird names shtick

He don't care, he's just watchin' Cutler kill his Bears

And he'll always be Boyle (Boyle)

Not Reg Llama with 3 "L"s

That alias just ain’t for us.

It lacks a certain kind of gruff

He’s Teaching middle schoolers (schoolers)

They call him Mr. B

That doge meme, such wow, very rule, much yes, so cool

As he berates humanity

BRAVO BOBBY!!

Pretty awesome. Just smashed the screen on my iPhone 5c. Any of you guys got an old one to sell me?

I don't care about the apple vs android beef... but do iphone screens still break this frequently? my samsung has been dragged to hell and back by a 3yo and her klutzy 7yo brother.

My iPhone screen only cracked when it got driven over by a car. And the touch-screen still worked afterward, so the 4s at least seems pretty tough.

I've cracked 2-3 iPhone screens. I could drop it over 10' and it's usually fine, but I'll be dammed if it falls out of my pocket while seated at a Bulls game.

We have 30 minute Wednesdays here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For K4, until she catches up on her 'new' music. (Homer, don't read)

[SIZE=12pt]It might seem crazy what I'm about to say[/SIZE]

Radical Larry’s here, stop “touching base.”

He’s a sarcastic teacher with a shuke face

With cat flair, he likes to share, baby by the way

[SIZE=12pt]He’s not happy[/SIZE]

Gripe along if you feel like Nirvana sucks a shoe

He’s not happy

Gripe along if your pencils are all No. 2

He’s not happy

Gripe along if you hate Sheldon Cooper and Dr. Who

He’s not happy

Gripe along if you prefer horses when they’re glue

was just in a restaurant and heard Lorde playing on the speakers. If this happened to K4, would she stick her fingers in her ears or just walk out and refuse to eat somewhere that plays any type of popular music?

Purchase the restaurant, install a pizza oven in place of the sound system.

You forgot:

1. Outsource all of the labor to El Salvador

2. Buy El Salvador

Courtship, dating, and 20+ years of marriage all summed up in one gif.

YES!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Took a customer out to lunch today at a place down the street from our office. He wanted to come by and say goodbye to all of the ladies in customer service. Great guy. I somehow misplaced the receipt several hours later so I went back to the joint to see if they could print me another copy. I normally wouldn't care but I have new bosses to impress and stuff plus I actually get reimbursed plus there were only three other tables when I paid so I figured it wouldn't be a big deal. Manager was a total ****. "How am I supposed to know when you paid?! How am I supposed to know what cc it was on?!!". I told him it was at 12:40 because I looked at my phone when I paid and handed him my cc. The manager was about 32 years old and his last name is Blow. It took every ounce of restraint to not pop him and I've really felt like popping somebody lately.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Kurtis?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Kurtis?

He wasn't nearly as cool as Kurtis. This guy is a ginger to boot.

 

[Frostillicus]

We're going here Friday for my brother's birthday. I've never been, but it's his favorite. Not sure what I'm going to order yet. Should be a blast since my wife doesn't like seafood of any kind. Already looking forward to the ride home.

I can't stand seafood either. But it looks like they have steak and chicken.

Right, she also doesn't like steak or fried chicken. I'm guessing she'll order the garlic mashed potatoes as a side alone or the corn bread.

wtf

Yeah. It's not usually an issue because she can usually find something, but this menu is going to rough for her.

And yes, she does like the bone. Or at least is nice enough to fake it.