GM's thread about nothing (56 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There are a lot of countries where you just can't have blonde teenage girls walking around knocking on people's doors without expecting them to end up in a bikini and neck-chain on some sultan's yacht three months later.

Dearborn?

 

[UniAlias]

There are a lot of countries where you just can't have blonde teenage girls walking around knocking on people's doors without expecting them to end up in a bikini and neck-chain on some sultan's yacht three months later.

can you provide a list?

:makingtravelplans:

TYPICAL DIVORCED FISH RESPONSE. And you didn't even "like" the post. Why don't you post this in a different thread, tough guy? I'm sure you're eating at French Laundry right now.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I don't troll and the SP scares the crap out of me most of the time for the record. Surprisingly this place has had little negative impact on me ever. I like to think I am not in the habit of intentionally making enemies, but it does happen. My advice to everyone at FBG is to not take this digital construct so seriously. I go to :e: for the midget thread only....okay the pics NSFW as well

I am going to ####ing murder you.

iFeud Activated.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

There are a lot of countries where you just can't have blonde teenage girls walking around knocking on people's doors without expecting them to end up in a bikini and neck-chain on some sultan's yacht three months later.

Dearborn?

 

[-fish-]

There are a lot of countries where you just can't have blonde teenage girls walking around knocking on people's doors without expecting them to end up in a bikini and neck-chain on some sultan's yacht three months later.

can you provide a list?

:makingtravelplans:

TYPICAL DIVORCED FISH RESPONSE. And you didn't even "like" the post. Why don't you post this in a different thread, tough guy? I'm sure you're eating at French Laundry right now.

man, French Laundry is good.

 

[UniAlias]

Seems kind of expensive. They should offer a Groupon or something.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Seems kind of expensive. They should offer a Groupon or something.

At least coupons for 30% off on Tuesdays.

 

[Osaurus]

I don't troll and the SP scares the crap out of me most of the time for the record. Surprisingly this place has had little negative impact on me ever. I like to think I am not in the habit of intentionally making enemies, but it does happen. My advice to everyone at FBG is to not take this digital construct so seriously. I go to :e: for the midget thread only....okay the pics NSFW as well

I am going to ####ing murder you.

iFeud Activated.

Sweet!

 

[El Floppo]

Seems kind of expensive. They should offer a Groupon or something.

At least coupons for 30% off on Tuesdays.

free buffalo wing wednesdays, IMO.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Seems kind of expensive. They should offer a Groupon or something.

At least coupons for 30% off on Tuesdays.

free buffalo wing wednesdays, IMO.

Unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks on Thursdays

 

[rockaction]

Freelove! Well, whatever.

 

[cstu]

(Actually true), being a missionary is voluntarily for the gals, "mandatory" for the dudes. This is because the dudes are not expected to squirt out four kids later, I think they want those ladies to stay in tip-top shape.

I also think part of it is that they don't want the girls to be exposed to "the outside world" as much as guys.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

 

[cosjobs]

Vegashole must be getting close. I saw reeses peanut butter eggs for sale at the 7 11 today.

 

[cosjobs]

What services are we planning to attend that Sunday?

 

[-fish-]

What services are we planning to attend that Sunday?

most degenerates go to the guardian angel cathedral.

actually true.

 

[-fish-]

Have I ever told the story of how I was a wedding chapel limousine accident specialist for a couple years? I can't remember.

God I hate that town.

 

[cosjobs]

Have I ever told the story of how I was a wedding chapel limousine accident specialist for a couple years? I can't remember.

God I hate that town.

So join us. You're great at the hate.

 

[Osaurus]

I was married in Vegas. Actually true. The wedding chapel burned down the year after my wedding. Also actually true.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I was married in Vegas. Actually true. The wedding chapel burned down the year after my wedding. Also actually true.

Due to a limousine accident?

 

[fdas2]

I was married in Vegas. Actually true. The wedding chapel burned down the year after my wedding. Also actually true.

That was probably Homer's doing.

 

[-fish-]

I was married in Vegas. Actually true. The wedding chapel burned down the year after my wedding. Also actually true.

little white chapel? there's one lady that owned most of the wedding chapels in town. she's bat#### crazy.

 

[-fish-]

Have I ever told the story of how I was a wedding chapel limousine accident specialist for a couple years? I can't remember.

God I hate that town.

So join us. You're great at the hate.

I haven't ruled out going, but if I do the decision will probably involve being drunk and near an airport around the time you're there.

 

[Osaurus]

Silver Bells. Possibly limousine related. Not ruling anything out.

 

[krista4]

Have I ever told the story of how I was a wedding chapel limousine accident specialist for a couple years? I can't remember.

God I hate that town.

So join us. You're great at the hate.

I haven't ruled out going, but if I do the decision will probably involve being drunk and near an airport around the time you're there.

You live near an airport, and you're almost always drunk, yes? You're IN!

 

[Rustoleum]

I think my wife is talking to me right now, but I'm not sure if I have some weird form of tinnitus or if there are actual cash register sounds coming out of her mouth.

 

[BobbyLayne]

BL, hope your vertigo is better today. Vertigo is a real #####. :(

Annyong, glad the phone arrived! Mr. krista said he even found the other half of the case in the car and sent that too. He did not, however, mention the Benjamins.

Slept great, no glasses day - only because I thought about wearing them a block from home & said #### it - but all good. But probably looking at 2-3 months of thrice weekly PT to relearn / retrain balance functions. Kinda felt stupid about my minor problems after spending breakfast with my cousin who started chemo treatments two weeks ago. It's a relapse & bites but more like an inconvenience in the grand scheme...et al.

 

[-fish-]

Have I ever told the story of how I was a wedding chapel limousine accident specialist for a couple years? I can't remember.

God I hate that town.

So join us. You're great at the hate.

I haven't ruled out going, but if I do the decision will probably involve being drunk and near an airport around the time you're there.

You live near an airport, and you're almost always drunk, yes? You're IN!

Not all airports count. But yes on the drinky part.

 

[General Malaise]

I too was married in Vegas once. Ended as well as all my trips there have....broke, busted up, depressed and soul burnt. #### Las Vegas. #### it in the nostril. I hope online gaming puts it out of business by 2048.

 

[General Malaise]

Officially closed on the house two doors down. And now the real fun begins...slap it?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How in the name of St. Gordie Brown do people f***-up Vegas? The town is awesome.

 

[mr roboto]

My birthday is on Easter Sunday this year. That is all.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Officially closed on the house two doors down. And now the real fun begins...slap it?

"It" being your putz so you stop making babies?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Thops BL. That vertigo #### is no joke

My mom has agreed to take the kid for vega dhole. (Awesome auto correct I'm leaving it). So I really have no excuse.

 

[BobbyLayne]

I confess that, withou

Vertigo is for the birds. Really makes me psycho.

I confess that, without a shadow of a doubt, it's the worst.

It really is a shinning example of a space odyssey.

It's like non-stop falling down.

Spoiler

That I had 7 years ago. This isn't affecting me during the day, just when I lay down. It's like water sloshing back and forth in my head. But nowhere near as bad as winter '07-08.

Apparently when you have an acute vestibular infection it leaves behind scar tissue / residue (essentially... that's my layman understanding). So you have to retrain your body's equilibirum. Which I did for about six months of PT, but I've known for a few years I wasn't quite right. The new bifocals accelerated or acerbated what was already wrong. But it's correctable, and right now it's not debilitating like it was back during my illness.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I too was married in Vegas once. Ended as well as all my trips there have....broke, busted up, depressed and soul burnt. #### Las Vegas. #### it in the nostril. I hope online gaming puts it out of business by 2048.

Federal legislation is in the works. Silver and Manfred have signaled a willingness to get behind comprehensive legislation that would regulate it and keep everything on the up-and-up. I think it's state-by-state piecemeal legislation that worries them more.

Of course, Adelson's behind legislation that would send all spurts betting and pokering back into the dark ages, but the major sports leagues tacitly backing something might be enough to tip the scales. I think everyone has pretty much realized by now that you can destroy your life via lottery tickets, DFS, ponies, the stock market anyway.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I confess that, withou

Vertigo is for the birds. Really makes me psycho.

I confess that, without a shadow of a doubt, it's the worst.

It really is a shinning example of a space odyssey.

It's like non-stop falling down.

So like a Friday night?

 

[Mr.Pack]

I just got an email from a guy with an AOL email address.

One of my customers who has a business, still has an aol email address for his business.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Bachelor week for me. Chloe (6 y.o.) is at Gung Gung & Poh Poh's house celebrating Chinese New Year. Which is way cool for her - instead of being a meal or a parade or a event its a week long immersion in the most important week of her heritage. Yada yada ya miss her enough of that.

Point being I'm completely unemcumbered and without a wit of parental responsibility for 8 days. I can get drunk every night. I can watch hockey while eating a block of cheese. I could go see a grownup movie or take in a show or splurge on dining or go take a drive through Connecticut.

So of course I'm working until 9 every night & eating takeout.

 

[shuke]

I had my annual review today, during which the other person repeatedly used the phrase "your personal brand". Somehow I thought nothing else would make me stabbier today, yet here we are.

Why did I think you were retired?

Had mine today. Exceeds expectations.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Bachelor week for me. Chloe (6 y.o.) is at Gung Gung & Poh Poh's house celebrating Chinese New Year. Which is way cool for her - instead of being a meal or a parade or a event its a week long immersion in the most important week of her heritage. Yada yada ya miss her enough of that.

Point being I'm completely unemcumbered and without a wit of parental responsibility for 8 days. I can get drunk every night. I can watch hockey while eating a block of cheese. I could go see a grownup movie or take in a show or splurge on dining or go take a drive through Connecticut.

So of course I'm working until 9 every night & eating takeout.

Order in a hooker.

 

[Mr.Pack]

So I'm in my office today having a meeting with my boss, his boss and another one of our Engineers. Looking at my computer and the Solid Models for a project we're working on. My cell is right next to my computer charging in a cradle.

We're talking and I get a text. My phone lights up and this text from my wife shows with my bosses boss sitting right by my phone:

Do u need any butt cleaning wipes?

He looks at it, as I am looking at it. I cringe and close my eyes, only to open them to roaring laughter from everyone.

[SIZE=12.8000001907349px]I try to explain they're for hemorrhoids!!!! More laughter. Uggggghhhh[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12.8000001907349px]I have now turned off text previews.[/SIZE]

 

[bentley]

I had my annual review today, during which the other person repeatedly used the phrase "your personal brand". Somehow I thought nothing else would make me stabbier today, yet here we are.

Why did I think you were retired?Had mine today. Exceeds expectations.

And "your personal brand" talk is too much, even for me.

 

[krista4]

I had my annual review today, during which the other person repeatedly used the phrase "your personal brand". Somehow I thought nothing else would make me stabbier today, yet here we are.

Why did I think you were retired?

Had mine today. Exceeds expectations.

I retired and unretired.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I had my annual review today, during which the other person repeatedly used the phrase "your personal brand". Somehow I thought nothing else would make me stabbier today, yet here we are.

Why did I think you were retired?Had mine today. Exceeds expectations.

Because she's a regular for the Early Bird Special on hot dog night at the Retirement Island Yacht Club.

 

[krista4]

I had my annual review today, during which the other person repeatedly used the phrase "your personal brand". Somehow I thought nothing else would make me stabbier today, yet here we are.

Why did I think you were retired?Had mine today. Exceeds expectations.

Because she's a regular for the Early Bird Special on hot dog night at the Retirement Island Yacht Club.

Well yeah, there's that, too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I had my annual review today, during which the other person repeatedly used the phrase "your personal brand". Somehow I thought nothing else would make me stabbier today, yet here we are.

Why did I think you were retired?

Had mine today. Exceeds expectations.

"you would think this guy was a total F-up but so far so good"

 

[SofaKings]

I had my annual review today, during which the other person repeatedly used the phrase "your personal brand". Somehow I thought nothing else would make me stabbier today, yet here we are.

Why did I think you were retired?

Had mine today. Exceeds expectations.

Had mine last week. "highly effective" I laughed.

 

[bostonfred]

So I'm in my office today having a meeting with my boss, his boss and another one of our Engineers. Looking at my computer and the Solid Models for a project we're working on. My cell is right next to my computer charging in a cradle.

We're talking and I get a text. My phone lights up and this text from my wife shows with my bosses boss sitting right by my phone:

Do u need any butt cleaning wipes?

He looks at it, as I am looking at it. I cringe and close my eyes, only to open them to roaring laughter from everyone.

I try to explain they're for hemorrhoids!!!! More laughter. Uggggghhhh

I have now turned off text previews.

nice job ### wipe

 

[kevzilla]

What services are we planning to attend that Sunday?

most degenerates go to the guardian angel cathedral.

actually true.

The best service on Sunday is the Sterling Brunch at Bally's. Last I checked it was $90 a head, and worth every penny. It was a religious experience for me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What services are we planning to attend that Sunday?

most degenerates go to the guardian angel cathedral.

actually true.

The best service on Sunday is the Sterling Brunch at Bally's. Last I checked it was $90 a head, and worth every penny. It was a religious experience for me.

Food and a BJ? Because $90 is silly just for food.