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[BobbyLayne]

Bachelor week for me. Chloe (6 y.o.) is at Gung Gung & Poh Poh's house celebrating Chinese New Year. Which is way cool for her - instead of being a meal or a parade or a event its a week long immersion in the most important week of her heritage. Yada yada ya miss her enough of that.

Point being I'm completely unemcumbered and without a wit of parental responsibility for 8 days. I can get drunk every night. I can watch hockey while eating a block of cheese. I could go see a grownup movie or take in a show or splurge on dining or go take a drive through Connecticut.

So of course I'm working until 9 every night & eating takeout.

Order in a hooker.

OK that's 5-10 minutes - what else?

Getting drunk after work tomorrow.

Anyone else want to chime in here with suggestions for the gaping void temporary surplus of free time? Shouldn't I be binging on...something/anything?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Bachelor week for me. Chloe (6 y.o.) is at Gung Gung & Poh Poh's house celebrating Chinese New Year. Which is way cool for her - instead of being a meal or a parade or a event its a week long immersion in the most important week of her heritage. Yada yada ya miss her enough of that.

Point being I'm completely unemcumbered and without a wit of parental responsibility for 8 days. I can get drunk every night. I can watch hockey while eating a block of cheese. I could go see a grownup movie or take in a show or splurge on dining or go take a drive through Connecticut.

So of course I'm working until 9 every night & eating takeout.

Order in a hooker.

OK that's 5-10 minutes - what else?

Getting drunk after work tomorrow.

Anyone else want to chime in here with suggestions for the gaping void temporary surplus of free time? Shouldn't I be binging on...something/anything?

Eating an entire pizza loaded with all the toppings your kid(s) don't like and you don't normally buy.

 

[El Floppo]

Ooooooh... I know. Watch some TV

 

[BobbyLayne]

Kid story: Chloe is the smallest in her class, or at least smaller than all but 1-2 girls. But measured her Sunday (years of lines in the walkin closet) & she grew 3/4" in like 20 days which had her all geeked. So we're saying goodbye after breakfast and she runs up from the side and throws her arms around my waist.

"Papa! You're getting skinnier!



....or maybe my arms got longer?"

 

[fantasycurse42]

You can eat pizza at any time... That's amateur hour. 8 days of being an adult...

The first half would be a giant bender, 4 days of pure debauchery. I'd start Thursday night, take a personal day Friday and go hard through the early parts of Sunday. Hookers, blow, booze, and I don't know what else. Thinking about it, I'd almost consider a flight to Vegas straight from work tomorrow and an early Sunday flight home.

Next week for the the final 4 days would be fine dining, catching up with other married friends/parents, relaxing, and walking around naked (which can also be done during the bender).

 

[kevzilla]

What services are we planning to attend that Sunday?

most degenerates go to the guardian angel cathedral.

actually true.

The best service on Sunday is the Sterling Brunch at Bally's. Last I checked it was $90 a head, and worth every penny. It was a religious experience for me.

Food and a BJ? Because $90 is silly just for food.

I know, but it's awesome food, unlimited Perrier-Jouet champagne (not the rotgut you get at a lot of Sunday brunches) and impeccable service. It's a glutton's gourmand's dream.

 

[El Floppo]

You can eat pizza at any time... That's amateur hour. 8 days of being an adult...

The first half would be a giant bender, 4 days of pure debauchery. I'd start Thursday night, take a personal day Friday and go hard through the early parts of Sunday. Hookers, blow, booze, and I don't know what else. Thinking about it, I'd almost consider a flight to Vegas straight from work tomorrow and an early Sunday flight home.

Next week for the the final 4 days would be fine dining, catching up with other married friends/parents, relaxing, and walking around naked (which can also be done during the bender).

Well, yeah... and the TV

 

[BobbyLayne]

You can eat pizza at any time... That's amateur hour. 8 days of being an adult...

The first half would be a giant bender, 4 days of pure debauchery. I'd start Thursday night, take a personal day Friday and go hard through the early parts of Sunday. Hookers, blow, booze, and I don't know what else. Thinking about it, I'd almost consider a flight to Vegas straight from work tomorrow and an early Sunday flight home.

Next week for the the final 4 days would be fine dining, catching up with other married friends/parents, relaxing, and walking around naked (which can also be done during the bender).

Brilliant.

OK, booked a date to see the symphony Friday. Out of control over here!

 

[fantasycurse42]

You can eat pizza at any time... That's amateur hour. 8 days of being an adult...

The first half would be a giant bender, 4 days of pure debauchery. I'd start Thursday night, take a personal day Friday and go hard through the early parts of Sunday. Hookers, blow, booze, and I don't know what else. Thinking about it, I'd almost consider a flight to Vegas straight from work tomorrow and an early Sunday flight home.

Next week for the the final 4 days would be fine dining, catching up with other married friends/parents, relaxing, and walking around naked (which can also be done during the bender).

Brilliant.OK, booked a date to see the symphony Friday. Out of control over here!

Heard Constellations was real good.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I had my annual review today, during which the other person repeatedly used the phrase "your personal brand". Somehow I thought nothing else would make me stabbier today, yet here we are.

Why did I think you were retired?

Had mine today. Exceeds expectations.

Got some work to do in Cake.

 

[shuke]

I had my annual review today, during which the other person repeatedly used the phrase "your personal brand". Somehow I thought nothing else would make me stabbier today, yet here we are.

Why did I think you were retired?Had mine today. Exceeds expectations.

Got some work to do in Cake.

Get to work

 

[BobbyLayne]

You can eat pizza at any time... That's amateur hour. 8 days of being an adult...

The first half would be a giant bender, 4 days of pure debauchery. I'd start Thursday night, take a personal day Friday and go hard through the early parts of Sunday. Hookers, blow, booze, and I don't know what else. Thinking about it, I'd almost consider a flight to Vegas straight from work tomorrow and an early Sunday flight home.

Next week for the the final 4 days would be fine dining, catching up with other married friends/parents, relaxing, and walking around naked (which can also be done during the bender).

Brilliant.OK, booked a date to see the symphony Friday. Out of control over here!

Heard Constellations was real good.

Mona Lisa - Opera-in-concert by Max von Schillings

 

[Limp Ditka]

My birthday is on Easter Sunday this year. That is all.

So you're a fool?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I had my annual review today, during which the other person repeatedly used the phrase "your personal brand". Somehow I thought nothing else would make me stabbier today, yet here we are.

Why did I think you were retired?Had mine today. Exceeds expectations.

Got some work to do in Cake.

Get to work

Nah.

 

[Limp Ditka]

5,000 pages of nothing. Whoda thunk?

 

[bostonfred]

250000!

 

[bostonfred]

Wow you guys delete quick

 

[Binky The Doormat]

What services are we planning to attend that Sunday?

most degenerates go to the guardian angel cathedral.

actually true.

The best service on Sunday is the Sterling Brunch at Bally's. Last I checked it was $90 a head, and worth every penny. It was a religious experience for me.

Food and a BJ? Because $90 is silly just for food.

I know, but it's awesome food, unlimited Perrier-Jouet champagne (not the rotgut you get at a lot of Sunday brunches) and impeccable service. It's a glutton's gourmand's dream.

That buffet looks like a hell of a deal. $90 for a meal is not even close to being "silly" for a restaurant. What you can get for that price is crazy - the champagne alone is $50 a bottle.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Wanting Qu this Saturday

Shovels and Rope next week



I'm a driver; I'm the winner;

Things are gonna change

I can feel it

 

[BobbyLayne]

465 MP3s by The Frames queued up

(Every EP/LP & a boatload of bootlegs)

Freedom!

 

[Annyong]

Butts

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What services are we planning to attend that Sunday?

most degenerates go to the guardian angel cathedral.

actually true.

The best service on Sunday is the Sterling Brunch at Bally's. Last I checked it was $90 a head, and worth every penny. It was a religious experience for me.

Food and a BJ? Because $90 is silly just for food.

I know, but it's awesome food, unlimited Perrier-Jouet champagne (not the rotgut you get at a lot of Sunday brunches) and impeccable service. It's a glutton's gourmand's dream.

That buffet looks like a hell of a deal. $90 for a meal is not even close to being "silly" for a restaurant. What you can get for that price is crazy - the champagne alone is $50 a bottle.

Yes it is.

 

[shuke]

Totally agree with tanner.

Drink some cheap vodka mixed with oj or tomato juice and esssTFU

 

[Binky The Doormat]

What services are we planning to attend that Sunday?

most degenerates go to the guardian angel cathedral.

actually true.

The best service on Sunday is the Sterling Brunch at Bally's. Last I checked it was $90 a head, and worth every penny. It was a religious experience for me.

Food and a BJ? Because $90 is silly just for food.

I know, but it's awesome food, unlimited Perrier-Jouet champagne (not the rotgut you get at a lot of Sunday brunches) and impeccable service. It's a glutton's gourmand's dream.

That buffet looks like a hell of a deal. $90 for a meal is not even close to being "silly" for a restaurant. What you can get for that price is crazy - the champagne alone is $50 a bottle.

Yes it is.

Let's get this over with.

 

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[Limp Ditka]

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[Limp Ditka]

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[Drifter]

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