GM's thread about nothing (54 Viewers)

[-fish-]

Seahawks/Panthers playoffs. Go to local bar for the game.

Game ends, we move to another place. With Meg, her sister, her sister's neighbor. They call last call and two drunk/hot chicks walk in...

 

[-fish-]

Sister and her neighbor go to the bathroom..

 

[-fish-]

drunk chicks follow

 

[-fish-]

they're in there for a while

 

[-fish-]

they come out, and meg's sister tells me we're all leaving

 

[-fish-]

We go to the parking lot, and there's a cab just leaving

 

[Homer J Simpson]

5000!!!

 

[-fish-]

5000!!!

 

[-fish-]

meg's sister and her neighbor start making out.

 

[-fish-]

5000!!!

 

[Limp Ditka]

5000.1

 

[-fish-]

Meg's sister comes over to talk to me

 

[-fish-]

5000.1

this is for you, by the way

 

[rockaction]

Oh hai

 

[-fish-]

she tells me drunk chicks have asked them to be part of a foursome with them. meg's sister and her neighbor are both hot, straight and married.

 

[-fish-]

5000!!!

 

[-fish-]

cab was the drunk chick's. it's gone. there aren't many cabs in my little town. now they need a ride.

 

[-fish-]

4999!!!

 

[-fish-]

meg's sister tells drunk chicks I'll take them home. I'm an excellent driver.

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[Frostillicus]

5000?

 

[-fish-]

I got 5000. done.

 

[UniAlias]

 

[rockaction]

Jeez. Maybe you can sway back and forth and light 'em up, friend. Sure seems nice.

 

[Drifter]

Now start deleting posts

 

[rockaction]

##### GOBLINS!!!

 

[-fish-]

get to their house, blonde runs in and goes upstairs.

 

[Frostillicus]

Go home Shelby.

 

[Thorn]

10,ooo

 

[-fish-]

leaving smoking hot brunette with a bad attitude in the car with me. no shot. then she starts kissing me, and says "are you going to be a gentleman and walk me to the door or what?"

 

[-fish-]

it sucks to be divorced. I'm so sad. I can't go on.

 

[-fish-]

sorry, RA made me realize that my life is totally empty, and that I'd rather be married to a sexless fat chick.

I'm going to go cry now.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Fish, you're a *******.

 

[-fish-]

Fish, you're a *******.

you really need to visit.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

5000 pages = NUFCED?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

$Ted.Danson

 

[Otis]

In on 5k

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Shut it down?

 

[BobbyLayne]

Eating cherry pie at my favorite diner @ 12:45 a.m. with my favorite jam blowing out ####ed-up-equalibrim-eardrums. Because I can.

/singledadontheprowlrant

 

[-fish-]

yada yada yada....

notcrazychick is gone after a week in mexico.

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[BobbyLayne]

happn>>>>>>>tinder

 

[-fish-]

Really? You want sordid details?

 

[Frostillicus]

I like sordid details.

 

[-fish-]

oh, and there are pics.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I like sordid details.

omg i like sordid details too!!

 

[-fish-]

but I'm sad and divorced. my life sucks.

 

[Frostillicus]

but I'm sad and divorced. my life sucks.

Tell me more. With pics.

 

[-fish-]

what ever happened to zooks? homer? I know guster died, but there aren't any other single guys in this thread?

 

[Frostillicus]

Maybe a nice power point. Run it by fancy Bentley first.