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fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Animal House on VH1... Double secret probation 
Never gets old.
Never gets old.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Growing up I knew one family with a basement. They had turned it into a pretty sweet rec/tv room. One of their sons grew up to be the guitarist in a really crappy band that starts with a K and ends in ORN.
Hawks64
Footballguy
Isn't that the second time for him having FFA intrude into IRL drama? Everything ok with him?
krista4
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Finished watching "Boyhood" today. Pretty amazing that they were even able to pull this off. Ultimately it fell pretty flat, though.
krista4
Footballguy
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
It wasn't bad but I think for what they went through to make this movie it would have had more meat on the bone.
cstu
Footballguy
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ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Who do you like better in dynasty. Mariotta or lox and cream cheese?
bostonfred
Footballguy
true story, i honestly didn't notice that you spelled dawn like that because it sounded right in my head and the context made it obvious.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
heckmanm
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
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krista4
Footballguy
I've meant to ask in the lawyer thread, but the people in here are probably just as knowledgeable on this: everyone always says that, if you've had even one drink, under no circumstances should you do the breathalyzer. Always refuse, always refuse. Why is this? Many (most? all?) states have laws that if you don't do it, you automatically lose your license for some period of time. Why is it better to do that?
TIA, YIC, k4
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Hey GB!
Part of the reason is that in some circumstances the breathalyzer may not be properly calibrated although it's supposed to be done rather frequently. The real reason is so that they don't have evidence. Of course here in Missouri they just decided to say #### you to the Constitution and will take your blood. Oh sure they get a warrant, you know it's really thought out though. The reason given for the warrant request is that you declined the breathalyzer so you MUST be guilty. A judge will approve a warrant within minutes. Neat system.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Go on.Yeah, they have "no refusal" weekends down here, where they'll just strap you down and someone with minimal training will stick you. A woman is suing because although she told them of her panic disorder, they put a bag over her head and semi-choked her.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
This no refusal and taking of blood, that's 'from my cold dead hands' type stuff IMO. I know myself all too well and cringe at this scenario presenting itself. There is virtually no chance of me not ending up kissing pavement and getting cuffed.
YSR
Footballguy
I refused when I got my DUI. In Georgia, at the time, refusal leads to an automatic 6-month license suspension. But when I called to follow up on that, the lady told me my license hadn't been suspended. Apparently the cop either forgot to turn in the paperwork or was just a really nice guy. W00t.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I changed my avatar you guys.
krista4
Footballguy
Mr. krista and I met at Lottie's for the beginning of our first date. Actually actually true.
That's funny, my brother lived down the street for a few years and I've been there tons of timesMr. krista and I met at Lottie's for the beginning of our first date. Actually actually true.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
So my wife has been talking about buying a wig for a couple of weeks now. She loves girly-girl stuff like makeup, clothes, nails, hair etc. She said she's always wanted to buy/wear a "fun" wig just because.
The other day she comes home with this one (no she isn't a negress). She tells me "I figured what the heck...if I don't ever wear it out we can still use it as a 'sex thing'."
BTW she looks very hot in it.
The name of the wig is "The Jenna". So we've been joking about calling her "Jenna" etc.
We're going to go our local dive and she's going to wear the wig. As she's getting ready I say "Are you going to be jealous that I'm going out with Jenna tonight?"
She replies "Yes, I may have to beat her ###".
"Whoa, I'm just going for a friendly drink with Jenna. No need to get all crazy." I replied.
"Well I've heard some things about Jenna." she says.
I say "I don't know what you're talking about."
Wife says "Jenna's a slut'.
Stay tuned.
The other day she comes home with this one (no she isn't a negress). She tells me "I figured what the heck...if I don't ever wear it out we can still use it as a 'sex thing'."
BTW she looks very hot in it.The name of the wig is "The Jenna". So we've been joking about calling her "Jenna" etc.
We're going to go our local dive and she's going to wear the wig. As she's getting ready I say "Are you going to be jealous that I'm going out with Jenna tonight?"
She replies "Yes, I may have to beat her ###".
"Whoa, I'm just going for a friendly drink with Jenna. No need to get all crazy." I replied.
"Well I've heard some things about Jenna." she says.
I say "I don't know what you're talking about."
Wife says "Jenna's a slut'.
Stay tuned.
Who is that warlock
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Old people sex!So my wife has been talking about buying a wig for a couple of weeks now. She loves girly-girl stuff like makeup, clothes, nails, hair etc. She said she's always wanted to buy/wear a "fun" wig just because.
The other day she comes home with this one (no she isn't a negress). She tells me "I figured what the heck...if I don't ever wear it out we can still use it as a 'sex thing'."
The name of the wig is "The Jenna". So we've been joking about calling her "Jenna" etc.
We're going to go our local dive and she's going to wear the wig. As she's getting ready I say "Are you going to be jealous that I'm going out with Jenna tonight?"
She replies "Yes, I may have to beat her ###".
"Whoa, I'm just going for a friendly drink with Jenna. No need to get all crazy." I replied.
"Well I've heard some things about Jenna." she says.
I say "I don't know what you're talking about."
Wife says "Jenna's a slut'.
Stay tuned.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
bostonfred
Footballguy
Good luck with your boner tonight tanner
Finally moved on from the trollish Emma Stone. Nice. I'm partial to Tiffanys
I wonder if he needs a bra for his saggy old balls
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Were you there in March 2008? I think I saw you.That's funny, my brother lived down the street for a few years and I've been there tons of timesMr. krista and I met at Lottie's for the beginning of our first date. Actually actually true.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Pics?So my wife has been talking about buying a wig for a couple of weeks now. She loves girly-girl stuff like makeup, clothes, nails, hair etc. She said she's always wanted to buy/wear a "fun" wig just because.
The other day she comes home with this one (no she isn't a negress). She tells me "I figured what the heck...if I don't ever wear it out we can still use it as a 'sex thing'."
The name of the wig is "The Jenna". So we've been joking about calling her "Jenna" etc.
We're going to go our local dive and she's going to wear the wig. As she's getting ready I say "Are you going to be jealous that I'm going out with Jenna tonight?"
She replies "Yes, I may have to beat her ###".
"Whoa, I'm just going for a friendly drink with Jenna. No need to get all crazy." I replied.
"Well I've heard some things about Jenna." she says.
I say "I don't know what you're talking about."
Wife says "Jenna's a slut'.
Stay tuned.
bostonfred
Footballguy
they don't all look the same racistWere you there in March 2008? I think I saw you.That's funny, my brother lived down the street for a few years and I've been there tons of timesMr. krista and I met at Lottie's for the beginning of our first date. Actually actually true.
krista4
Footballguy
Not that many small Asian boys in Bucktown.they don't all look the same racistWere you there in March 2008? I think I saw you.That's funny, my brother lived down the street for a few years and I've been there tons of timesMr. krista and I met at Lottie's for the beginning of our first date. Actually actually true.
Annyong, I probably did see you sometime, somewhere. I lived in the neighborhood for many years, in a row even (which I know will come as a shock to everyone).
I may have driven by Twisted Spoke while you were brunching.
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
Before my wife decided she would be a scarf person after chemo, she spent beaucoups bucks on wigs. I hated em all but one, a sandy-colored Julie Christie number. Dramatic underscoop curl, longer in front than back. Turned my girl's shoulders into sex organs, and she was kinda chickenwingish. All women should try it once. I would honestly reach around Jeffrey Tambor if he wore it, whether his back was shaved or not. Like "Jenna", the sides came to sharp points - maybe that's the key. "Julie" wasn't a slut - she was a fugitive dumpster tumble.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
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