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Got C**kblocked Friday night and the other guy played dirty (1 Viewer)

I just wanted to add that the bridesmaid at my niece's wedding was able to drop in "cockblock" during her reception speech. 

I've been wanting to tell story for years but didn't think it was threadworthy. Finally comes a revelent thread I can slide it into

The story. Not the ####.

 
E Street Brat said:
I just wanted to add that the bridesmaid at my niece's wedding was able to drop in "cockblock" during her reception speech. 

I've been wanting to tell story for years but didn't think it was threadworthy. Finally comes a revelent thread I can slide it into

The story. Not the ####.
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And?

 
Thread discussing attractive women in commercials gets axed, but one talking about cox and boobz hits a second page.

FFA 2K19!

 
ThaPenguin said:
Thread discussing attractive women in commercials gets axed, but one talking about cox and boobz hits a second page.

FFA 2K19!
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Whoa.

Here I was questioning the OP's sanity - let alone his storytelling skills - when all this time he has been trying to model a brilliant, almost-indecipherable posting method to get past the mods. 

 
Chaka said:
This story doesn't pass the sniff test.

You paint yourself as some kind of mild mannered, go with the flow kind of guy with high moral standards "Gee wilikers I just wanted to make sure she got home safe" but you twice mention either bar fights breaking out or the cops showing up.

If you're experience with bars is having these things happen so regularly that you worry about it happening before you even go out then I'm thinking the fault lies with you.
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Nope it's more I some how end up in a place where this happens. Not me involved other then trying to get away from situations. I'm more of the type some one would take advantage of for their own gain, bullied type. I just didn't want to say anything to cause a scene because I could tell this other guy had a few too many and I had already called him out already for being a complete ####### to the girl already

 
El Floppo said:
Dj...I got excited for the thread and then couldnt get through the op.

Can you give a nutshell description, or moral of the story? I think another guy made the moves and won the girl you were chatting (either 34yo or 34 boob size) because he had money? 
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In a nutshell my buddies and I met this girl at the bar. She just went through an issue with a friend she tried to get back with that night didn't turn out well. We ended up talking about t and she asked me about my zodiac sign etc. We hit it off. I was about to leave with my buddy with her till he saw his ex with this guy who ended up taking her. He was talking trash behind her back calling her trashy, slutty etc. He kind of heard th one part while he tried to play coy. I called him out and he said I misheard him. Asked him to then elaborate what he was trying to say to the young lady and he went around the bush. He then started popping out money and bragging about a club membership. She ended up leaving with him.

I ended up going out for the Eagles game last night and to my luck I found the girl. We ended up talking found out she works real estate down in Florida near Miami. She was still curious about my zodiac signs so we went back to her place to study them. In the end it all worked out because I ended up making out with her by the end of the night. 

 
jhib said:
So one guy was talking crap about her behind her back but won her over and the other was telling people he just wanted to get her home safe but was actually planning on taking advantage of her before getting ****blocked?  Do I have that right?
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Never was planning on taking advantage of her. I figured I'd be the good guy make sure she got home safe. Maybe get her number and maybe go out with her if I ended up with her number. The other dude was being a complete ######## and cockblocked me in the end. 

 
jomar said:
this is my favorite part.  you told on the dude?  and then didn't get laid?  haven't you ever watched the Bachelorette?  nobody gets laid after doing that
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I don't watch crap reality TV. And yeah I figured I'd be the better guy. Maybe it doesn't always work but at least I was the honest one. 

 
E Street Brat said:
I just wanted to add that the bridesmaid at my niece's wedding was able to drop in "cockblock" during her reception speech. 

I've been wanting to tell story for years but didn't think it was threadworthy. Finally comes a revelent thread I can slide it into

The story. Not the ####.
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That's impressive. At my cousins wedding at Midnight he announced how the one couple there was officially on their 1yrs anniversary. Suddenly we hear this loud (BOOM) and turns out the dude was trying to run up on stage and took a massive faceplant. One of the highlights to that wedding and most people didn't even get to see it 

 
Osaurus said:
I read the one post as you being a cancer (not in an astrological sense).  My bad.
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Perfectly ok. Yeah she was discussing the astrological signs with us. I had a former Co-worker who would discuss it with me but Never in-depth like this girl was

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
UNimpressed with the lack of hugging, but good job on the follow-up makeout sess :thumbup:  
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Yeah she told me she left the club after 30 mins after realizing what an ### the guy was and she should've just left with my buddy and I. She felt really bad she ditched us so she volunteered to help me my Zodiac stuff she started to help me with the other night. She just left to go back down to Fl though. Still got her number and she said if I'm ever down there to give her call or whatever. 

 
DJackson10 said:
In a nutshell my buddies and I met this girl at the bar. She just went through an issue with a friend she tried to get back with that night didn't turn out well. We ended up talking about t and she asked me about my zodiac sign etc. We hit it off. I was about to leave with my buddy with her till he saw his ex with this guy who ended up taking her. He was talking trash behind her back calling her trashy, slutty etc. He kind of heard th one part while he tried to play coy. I called him out and he said I misheard him. Asked him to then elaborate what he was trying to say to the young lady and he went around the bush. He then started popping out money and bragging about a club membership. She ended up leaving with him.

I ended up going out for the Eagles game last night and to my luck I found the girl. We ended up talking found out she works real estate down in Florida near Miami. She was still curious about my zodiac signs so we went back to her place to study them. In the end it all worked out because I ended up making out with her by the end of the night. 
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Thanks, gb. Nice work on the make out....I skipped to the end.

But can I now get a nutshell of the nutshell

 
DJackson10 said:
Yeah she told me she left the club after 30 mins after realizing what an ### the guy was and she should've just left with my buddy and I. She felt really bad she ditched us so she volunteered to help me my Zodiac stuff she started to help me with the other night. She just left to go back down to Fl though. Still got her number and she said if I'm ever down there to give her call or whatever. 
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Translation:

She slept with this guy and felt slutty afterwards, she’s creating an alternate reality. If you’re ever in FL, you can sleep with her too, she’s easy. Prob could’ve slept with her the other night too, might’ve cockblocked yourself.

My read on this girl. Some women are easy, it’s not a bad thing :shrug:

 
fantasycurse42 said:
Translation:

She slept with this guy and felt slutty afterwards, she’s creating an alternate reality. If you’re ever in FL, you can sleep with her too, she’s easy. Prob could’ve slept with her the other night too, might’ve cockblocked yourself.

My read on this girl. Some women are easy, it’s not a bad thing :shrug:
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In a nutshell.  Easy girl impresses the OP.  

 
fantasycurse42 said:
Translation:

She slept with this guy and felt slutty afterwards, she’s creating an alternate reality. If you’re ever in FL, you can sleep with her too, she’s easy. Prob could’ve slept with her the other night too, might’ve cockblocked yourself.

My read on this girl. Some women are easy, it’s not a bad thing :shrug:
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What part of Florida are we talking. I'm also a Cancer so it should be easy peasy.  

 
this probably happened at an applebees and when you realized you were not gonna get the girl you should have gotten the 10 dollar all you can eat apetizer deal did you know you can have endless apetizers for just ten dollars including zany potato skins exciting spinach dip and the elusive great bean fries thats right just ten bucks so the next time your dating life heads south head on over to applebees for a pick me up take that to the bank brohan 

 
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