Gwyneth Paltrow is single (1 Viewer)

[General Malaise]

Hotter than Cameron Diaz, but that's saying very little.

Saw Diaz on the street several weeks ago... very hot.

Saw Paltrow in a restaurant several years ago... pretty, but not hot.

Paltrow has bad skin.

 

[Fennis]

Hotter than Cameron Diaz, but that's saying very little.

Saw Diaz on the street several weeks ago... very hot.

Saw Paltrow in a restaurant several years ago... pretty, but not hot.

Paltrow has bad skin.

so does Cameron Diaz. Bleech.

 

[T Bell]

Hotter than Cameron Diaz, but that's saying very little.

Saw Diaz on the street several weeks ago... very hot.

Saw Paltrow in a restaurant several years ago... pretty, but not hot.

Paltrow has bad skin.

And when GM says you have bad skin...

 

[General Malaise]

Hotter than Cameron Diaz, but that's saying very little.

Saw Diaz on the street several weeks ago... very hot.

Saw Paltrow in a restaurant several years ago... pretty, but not hot.

Paltrow has bad skin.

so does Cameron Diaz. Bleech.

I've swam in pools that are smaller than her pores.

 

[General Malaise]

although, still would.

still really really wood

 

[Rohn Jambo]

I've seen her out in London. Yes, she's attractive but she might be one of the most boring people around. I also think Coldplay is a ####ty band and the two were made for each other.

Was it at Bar Mitzvah?

 

[General Malaise]

why are her legs so shiny?

 

[Fennis]

why are her legs so shiny?

my bad

 

[Limp Ditka]

why are her legs so shiny?

It's the nice skin

 

[Fennis]

Hotter than Cameron Diaz, but that's saying very little.

Saw Diaz on the street several weeks ago... very hot.

Saw Paltrow in a restaurant several years ago... pretty, but not hot.

Paltrow has bad skin.

so does Cameron Diaz. Bleech.

I've swam in pools that are smaller than her pores.

http://accessreel.com/sites/default/files/cameron%20diaz%20bad%20skin.jpg

 

[T Bell]

why are her legs so shiny?

It's the oil from real babies that she rubs on them.

 

[NCCommish]

why are her legs so shiny?

It's the oil from real babies that she rubs on them.

I'm sure she has a person who does the rubbing.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Hold on a second....Are you guys telling me that a movie star doesn't understand how the rest of us live? SHOCKING!

I don't get all the hate on Goop.com and her 2 cookbooks. I can kinda relate to the "look-at-me" part and I too share my housekeeping tips here. Publishing her life discoveries online is just another form of artistic expression.

 

[Slider6]

She is elegent. Not a gorgeous hot one at all. I never cared for her much. I also don't give a #### what comes out of her mouth......I don't pay attention to actors or actress's views on anything. I can't take any of them seriously. They all pretend for a living.

If I wanted elegant, I'd go for Nicole Kidman.

Kate Middleton

Beckinsale

 

[General Malaise]

Hotter than Cameron Diaz, but that's saying very little.

Saw Diaz on the street several weeks ago... very hot.

Saw Paltrow in a restaurant several years ago... pretty, but not hot.

Paltrow has bad skin.

so does Cameron Diaz. Bleech.

I've swam in pools that are smaller than her pores.

http://accessreel.com/sites/default/files/cameron%20diaz%20bad%20skin.jpg

yikes

 

[DocHolliday]

She is elegent. Not a gorgeous hot one at all. I never cared for her much. I also don't give a #### what comes out of her mouth......I don't pay attention to actors or actress's views on anything. I can't take any of them seriously. They all pretend for a living.

If I wanted elegant, I'd go for Nicole Kidman.

Kate Middleton

Beckinsale

Not fair to compare anyone to Beckinsale

 

[PatsWillWin]

Not that hot, but she is a bagillion times hotter than Cameron Diaz, who basically looks like the Jigsaw clown from the Saw.

 

[NCCommish]

She is elegent. Not a gorgeous hot one at all. I never cared for her much. I also don't give a #### what comes out of her mouth......I don't pay attention to actors or actress's views on anything. I can't take any of them seriously. They all pretend for a living.

If I wanted elegant, I'd go for Nicole Kidman.

Kate Middleton

Beckinsale

Not fair to compare anyone to Beckinsale

I love me some Beckinsale

 

[QuizGuy66]

http://radaronline.com/photos/gwyneth-paltrow-top-25-most-outrageous-out-of-touch-quotes-jpg/photo/605822/

I've seen worse quotes as throwaway lines in an FFA thread

-QG

 

[QuizGuy66]

Dunno . . . she's still quite pretty, but some of her behavior in recent years has led me to think that she's not a good person.

Tell me more because I don't know the whole story or any of the story. Who/where/what exactly.

She's annoyingly self absorbed and oblivious to the fact that not everyone bathes in Evian and wipes their ### with 400 count cotton toilet paper.

This would be news for the FFA I thought. Unless some use Perrier.

-QG

 

[Tom Servo]

She is elegent. Not a gorgeous hot one at all. I never cared for her much. I also don't give a #### what comes out of her mouth......I don't pay attention to actors or actress's views on anything. I can't take any of them seriously. They all pretend for a living.

If I wanted elegant, I'd go for Nicole Kidman.

Kate Middleton

Good call

I'll agree; that's an improvement.

 

[Guest]

Gwyneth Paltrow killed 5 hookers at SMU.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Gwyneth Paltrow killed 5 hookers at SMU.

DIH

 

[jplvr]

I've always thought she was hot. Elegant was the best word used through the 2nd page of the thread, I believe.

I didn't click on GPJ's link, but I've seen that list or another one. The one I saw eventually had some reaches, but she does say some prententious ####, over and above what your regular celebrity or wealthy person may also believe or say. The first one I ever saw which alerted me to her severe lack of common sense was a suggestion for the normal woman in spring or fall fashion, and the total for the ensemble was greater than $10k or maybe even $15k... one outfit with accessories. She talked about it like you could pick it up at Target.

In the end, I think she's fine as hell, but I do not like her as a person. I can say that about a lot of people in Hollywood.

 

[Tom Servo]

Gwyneth Paltrow killed 5 hookers at SMU.

That was Craig James...allegedly.

 

[General Malaise]

Gwyneth Paltrow killed 5 hookers at SMU.

That was Craig James...allegedly.

Check out Gum Shoe Tom here.

 

[MaxThreshold]

Jesus H. Christ this woman is a despicable POS.

9 to 5 Moms have it easer than I do!

Nice response from an actual 9 to 5 mom.

Oh yeah, currently on vacation in the Bahamas with all the other 9 to 5 layabout moms.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I heard one of Coldplay's new songs on the radio the other day. I'd probably leaven Chris Martin after that release too.

Buttermilk?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I heard one of Coldplay's new songs on the radio the other day. I'd probably leaven Chris Martin after that release too. So gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

And I'm a Coldplay fan.

They shamelessly ripped off Bon Iver. Another guy I'm not a fan of, but it's pretty deliberate thievery.